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ALL’S , even in pouncing on a fair lady—“I would have ravished and  lavished you with affection but can’t, the paper we work for trussed us  off to ‘why pay’ zone!”

Stunned and struck at a loss for words,  she didn’t fell off her chair… likely fell for her bushwhacker, right  eye flicking a fast beat like her heart’s— so primitive a reaction for  the brain’s left half to process a sudden assault of

The  left brain reins language, reigns over the dexterity of the right hand,  the ability to sort out things—tasks that demand reason and routine…  uh, she could have (1) swung back with a slap or a blow that points up  2.5 million
years of right-handedness (2) flung a splash of soup or  slurp of wine, or (3) spouted a stream of colorful language, a tongue  lashing, a defensive growl… why, findings suggest the “left brain’s  capacity for controlling manual action
extended to controlling the vocal  apparatus for speech.”

Scored 0-3, she did none of the above, whew!

The  lovely lady later went for (4) confessing a secret passion for poetry…better drop her a line—plus hook and sinker– sometime.

Gift of gab plus grab does that to unwary prey, conveying intents erratic and purposes erotic.

You  can give and take as much: a different tack was plied at the drinking joint where beloved departed Julius Fortuna and I often passed time  boozing or catching the early evening news… I must have caught the fancy  of this
well-stacked number, she gave me a devouring look… a vixen’s  yearning, heat-seeking missile of a gaze tugging off below the belt.  Gird for fever-pitched battle!

Polite diplomatic brush-off in such a close call for horizontal spatial relations: “Ikagagalak ko pong kayo’y makadaupang-ari pero sadyang hindi po maaari. Nais punuan ang inyong guwang pero ako po’y buwang.”

Nose  to the wind as a wolf does… scour the cocktail of smells and aromas for whiffs of blowtorch, frantic and frenzied mating urges… uh, you got the  sniffles? You can catch colds, but get the hots if finely tuned in to  the
ambient air.

The go mad gonad signs beg to be read, pored intently… tiis ka na lang kung gunggong ka na hindi marunong magbasa kahit traffic signals, libro, peryodiko— sasagasaan ka lang talaga, tigok ka.

Hala, basa… basa… basa… read to lead the beloved into the paroxysms of a mind-expanding orgasm… inundate every date… basa.

The  year bodes well for those who can read body chemistry… the United  Nations declared 2011 as Year of Chemistry, so auspicious for reading  between the lines, between the sheets, between the legs…-Dong de los Reyes


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