Charice ayaw ma-nega, nagpakababoy naman!

HAHAHA! How so very amusing naman this Charice Pempengco is.

Hayan at tinigbak na pala nito ang kanyang Facebook fanpage for the simple reason that she could not stand some supposedly biting but utterly honest commentaries coming from people all over the globe.

Pa’no naman kasi, instead of going on a diet, she seems to be eating like an anaconda (eating like an anaconda raw, o! Hakhakhak!) tapos masyadong sensitive sa mga candid comments ng mga tao.

Marami raw kasi ang naloka sa bago niyang figure nitong muling mapanood siya sa Glee bilang Sunshine Corazon.

So laki naman kasi ng kanyang panga at bilugan ang mukha, ( na minsa’y pina-botox pa nga niya na ikina-react ni Ophrah Winfrey…Hahaha!) lalo siyempreng
mama-magnify ito on cam.

Hence, the endless outpouring of negative commentaries all over the globe. Hahahaha!

Kung bakit naman kasi hindi siya careful sa kanyang diet lalo na’t punggokita ang beauty niya. Hahahahaha!

If you don’t want to receive any negative comments, then make it a point to really look your best most of the time. Hahaha!

Put a stop to your food-tripping episode and look great on cam as well. Hahahaha!

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Oozing with raw machismo at 15, hahaha!

I NEVER imagined that I would be writing about this young super stud named Derrick Monasterio who used to fascinate me enormously a lot with his superfab Sun commercial.

For someone so young, (he’s all of 15, would you believe? Hakhakhak!) he’s already much sought-after basically because of his smouldering machismo.
Hahahaha!

Multi-talented naman kasi ang alagang ito ng friend naming si Manny Vallester kaya good projects are really pouring out like anything.

Imagine, apart from having virility at so young an age, he’s quite tall (he stands five feet ten inches on his barefeet…you could just image what he has to offer! Hahahaha! Joke!) as compared to his peers.

On top of that, he, too, has got a good singing voice and will soon be recording his debut album under the Warner Music label.

Touching, di ba?

Some guys really have all the luck while others  would have to content themselves with peanuts. Hahahaha! Ayos ba, Bubogski? Hahahaha!

Anyway, siya ang kakanta ng theme song ng Sinner or Saint at GMA-7 kung saan bida sina Bianca King at ang comebacking Kapuso actress na si Alessandra de Rossi.

Good luck kiddo. I’m positive that you’re going to make it real big!

You’re in good hands, boy! Believe me.

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Young actor nagbibisyo pero pinapatawad ng network dahil tahimik lang at mabait

MARAMI ang shakira sa mga tinu-tweet ng young actor na’to sa kanyang Twitter account lately.

For no apparent reasons, he seems to give everyone the impression that he’d like to end already his life. As a matter of fact, gusto na niyang magpasundo sa kanyang lola dahil ready na raw siya for his funeral. Hahaha!

‘Yan ang tweets ng isang taong abno dahil under the influence of drugs.

Pero di na raw pinapansin ng network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan ang quirks sa personalidad ng aktor dahil baitero naman ito at hindi naman nagbibigay ng problema on the set at lagi lang namang nagkukulong sa kanyang kwarto, kundi man dozing off galore. Hahahaha!

Bakit ba nagkaganito ang lalaking ito gayung many years ago, he was the good-natured kid who would listen to everything that his dad would tell him to do?

Stardom, it seems, has ruined his wholesome outlook in life and is now quite hooked into drugs.

Hindi nga ba’t naging sensational issue ang kanyang pakikipag-chat sa internet sa kapwa niya lalaki (yes, darling, kapwa niya lalaki… Hahaha!) while holding his gorgeously formed dick? Hakhakhak!

The horrible things that one can do when under the influence of drugs.

Hahahaha!

Magtinu-tino ka na, utoy. Sayang ang nota, I mean, ang career mo.

Listen to your dad. He’s the only one who genuinely cares for you.

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Fans ni Marianita, aning-aning na!

HAHAHAHA! For wanting if better things to do, text to-the-max ang mga cheap fansitas ni Marianita Lukresya na di na alam ng GMA kung pa’no ang gagawin sa kanyang fantasy soap na “Mamaya Na.” Hahahaha!

Hayan kasi at obvious namang nilalampaso na ito ng “Guns & Roses” pero to save face, pralalaing to-death pa rin sila na natalbugan na raw ng soap ni Marianita ang action serye nina Robin Padilla at Bea Alonzo. Hahahahaha!

Anyhow, Mamaya Na is almost on the throes of death with a measly rating of 19% as compared to the perfectly impressive 30.5% of Guns & Roses.
Hahahaha!

Marianita’s indeed down on her luck and she’s veritably paying for her diabolical doings in the past. Hahahahahaha!

Mag-deny ka na naman, lola, at lalong matitigbak ang inyong soo babang rating. Hahahahahaha!

Mag-topless man siya, to no avail pa rin I’m sure. Hahahaha!

Pagkagaling-galing naman kasing aktres ni Bea, idagdag mo pa ang sterling presence nina Diether Ocampo at Robin Padilla, what would you expect but a soap that’s being devoured hungrily by the televiewers? Hahahaha!

How so very pathetic naman si Marianita  Lukresya who used to get a most impressive rating of 44% by way of “Marimar.” Hakhakhak!

Natauhan na kasi ang mga tao sa impakta niyang pag-uugali at delusions kaya nakatutok na silang lahat sa well-conceptualized at well-acted soap ng Dos.
Hakhakhak!

Ipagtanggol mo na siya Bubonika. Hahahahaha! Gamitin mo na ang mga inaamag mo ng Pananagalog para i-justify ang pagsemplang ng kanyang yosi-kadiring soap. Hahahaha!

He who laughs last, laughs the loudest and I’m doing it now. Hahahahahahaha!

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Patayan ang tapings sa ngayon

ANO ba ang nangyayari ngayon sa ating movie and teevee industry, sa TV industry in particular, dahil parang wala na silang kebersa pakiramdam ng kanilang mga artista?

MY GOD! naaning-aning daw si Iza Calzado dahil bago nagtapos ang kanilang soap ni Dingdong Dantes, naging 24 hours na ang kanilang taping session.

Why is that so?

Kahit sa ABS-CBN man ay napabalita ring nagreklamo minsan si Angel Locsin dahil sagaran din ang kanyang taping session tapos pinag-report siya an hour or two after sa shooting naman ng “In The Name of Love.”

Siguro naman, dapat lang na ibalik ang taping sessions na ‘yan sa rating makataong oras na halos twelve hours lang at the following day ay libre na ang mga artista.

How would they look their glamorous best when they could not afford to have their beauty sleep any longer?

Inasmuch as the network has a particular deadline schedules to beat, they should also bear in mind that they are dealing with human beings, not machines.

‘Yun lang!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you guys know about our fave movie people at my email ad pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com or at my cell numbers #09994269588 and #09276557791.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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