Chickboy na direktor konsyosero kapag kasama ang bagong chick sa publiko

NA-INVITE kami ng isang sosyalerang grupo ng fans ng isang very classy actress sa isang equally classy venue at tiyempong nakita namin doon ang isang kontrobersyal na directed by who was with his new flame of late, albeit they just wouldn’t accept it in public.

Up-close and personal, gwapo nga pala si Direk. Ang problema lang, somewhat receding na ang kanyang hairline at parang di siya particular sa kanyang skin tone.
Hahahahaha!

Anyway, habang naghihintay kami ng screening time, lagi naming natityempuhan si directed by na gala nang gala kasama ang bago niyang stylist girlfriend na ex ng isang sikat na aktor. Hahahaha!

Maganda naman pala ito in person bagama’t di siya talaga telegenic.

At any rate, I noticed that the famed director was kind of conscious with his movements and he seemed very much aware of the fact that people were looking at them (at him in particular…Hahaha!) intently. Hakhakhak!

Konsyusero talaga siya unlike his girlfriend who was all poise and very much composed while they were walking side by side in the mall.

My verdict? I don’t think they would last long.

Parang may kulang sa buhay niya si Direk na patuloy pa rin niyang hinahanap up to now.

Kung ano man ‘yun? Well, I have the inkling but I’m not about to divulge it. Hahahaha!

Incidentally, ‘yung lead actress sa movie na panonoorin namin ay ex rin pala ni Direk. Hakhakhak!

Ang tulis talaga niya. Kaso lang, intimate relationships seems to bore him to death kaya papalit-palit siya ng girlfriend.

Ilang buwan naman kaya magtatagal ang stylist na ‘to? Hahahaha!

That’s for you to know and for me to find out. Hahahahaha!

Tindi talaga ni Direk. Mukha kasing daks. Hahahahaha!

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KC’s movie is unique and has staying power

THE other evening, I came to watch Forever And A Day’s special screening sponsored by KC Concepcion’s Pasionistas (a group of people from the States and in the Philippines as well who are all totally devoted and dedicated to Sharon’s comely daughter) at the posh cinema 2 of Rockwell Center in Makati.

Bonggacious pala ang mga fans na ‘to ni Ms. KC. Imagine, can afford silang mag-rent ng isang sinehan para sa kanilang idolo.

After which, they still have this fabulous get-together at Via Mare Cafe & Oyster Bar located at the ground floor of the said venue.

Ibang klase talaga ang mga fans na ‘to ni KC na ang iba’y umuwi pa from the States specifically to watch and support her movie with Sam Milby when it opened in some giant cinemas all over the country.

Anyway, KC and Sam’s movie has got staying power.

Para itong “Sidhi” noon nina Nora Aunor, Albert Martinez at Glydel Mercado na hindi masyadong bongga nang mag-open sa mga sinehan pero as time went by, patindi nang patindi ang reception dito ng mga tao. Napahiya ang mga detractors ni Ms. KC na pinalalabas na tigbakers na raw ang career nito dahil walang nagawa ang box-office charm ni Direk Cathy para matulungan siya sa box-office.

Anyway, that same evening, ang movie rin nina KC at Sam (who was so gorgeously photographed in the movie and seemed to have gained the needed poundage to make him look appetizing again on cam…Hakhakhak!) ang usap-usapan ng mga press people sa concert ni Gerald Santos sa Music Museum.

“I admire ABS CBN and Star Cinema,” so says George Vail Kabristante. “They are not scared to experiment and offer something new to the public.

“Di ba tulad sa isang movie outfit na ‘yun at ‘yun din ang ginagawang pelikula kaya pinagsawaan na ng mga tao at di na masyadong highly esteemed sa industriya.

“Ito na lang movie nina KC at Sam, it’s not your ordinary kind of boy meets girl movie. It has depth and substance.

“Kaya ang feeling ko, Star Cinema is going to really stay longer in the business because they are not afraid to offer something new to the public.

“Kumbaga, formula movies are not their cup of tea.”

Say that with more convictions, dahlin’. Naiiba talaga ang Star Cinema sa ibang movie outfits riyan kaya naman patuloy silang tinatangkilik ng publiko.

Kumbaga, they are able to get Viva films’ sleekly packaging before in their movies and more.

Thanks much nga pala kay Ms. Raqs for inviting us for the block screening of Forever And A Day.

Nag-enjoy kami nang todo-todo kahit na hindi namin natapos ang pelikula dahil may lagare pa kami. Hahahahahaha!

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Butata ang gimmick nina Marianita

HAHAHAHAHA! Pahiya sina Marianita Lukresya sa gimmick nilang natalbugan na raw kuno ng “Mamaya Na” (Mamaya Na raw, o! Hahahaha!) ang katapat nitong “Guns and Roses” sa ABS CBN. Hahahaha!

Hayan at headline material ang pagsemplang ng fantaserye ng lukring na aktres-aktresan sa isang reputable tabloid. Hahaha!

Pa’no na ‘yan, di umi-effect ang brainwashing gimmick ninyo for Amaya, mga Lola. Mag-ikot man kayo sa buong kapuluan, to no avail.

Mamaya Na ang perennial chant ng mga otawzing sa tuwing may magi-encourage sa kanilang panoorin ang resounding flop na fantaserye ni Marianita with patula-tula ever. Hakhakhak!

Que pobrecita naman itong aning-aning na si Marianita. Kahit na ano pa ang gawin niya at ng kanyang network, branded na talaga as chaka ang Mamaya Na kaya wala ng weather ang mga otawzing na ito’y pag-aksayahang panoorin pa. Hakhakhak!

Kaya ‘yung mga ilung figures ninyo ay itago n’yo na lang sa baul ng kachakahan dahil wala na talagang magagawa ang GMA para maisalba ang fantaserye ng mahaderang tanderaketch na talent nila. Hahahahahaha!

Dapat sigurong working title nito’y “Natuyuan Na” (Hakhakhak!) dahil parang nangangalirang na sa kapayatan ang kanilang lead actress. Hakhakhak!

Takot akooooo! Hakhakhak!

Magbagu-bago ka na kasi, Lola. In five years’ time, osla ka nang tiyak dahil by that time, 40 years old ka na. Hakhakhak!

Magtinu-tino kasi, ‘noh? Tigilan ang pag-iilusyong kayang-kaya mo ang lahat ng tao dahil at one point, meron kang makatatapat.

Kita mo, bodyguards lang pala ni Heart Evangelista, mangangatal na ang clitz mo. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, the end is palpably near, my dear, so let go of your uncouth and cavalier ways and be more affable in your dealings with people and your co-artists as well.

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Sexiest Man In The City

BONGGA ang goal ng organizers ng Sexiest Man In The City na on its second year na pala as of today.

Tha candidate they are looking for is a perfect figure of a full-spirited advocate of physical beauty and a healthy lifestyle as well.

He is a man who exudes sexiness in a more meaningful form. One that can influence and change society’s immature perception that a sexy body is vanity personified but rather a discipline to achieving wellness in life.

So far, thay have 24 athletic young men vying for the title but I find contestant number 6 (he’s Richard Pangilinan, Hataw Super Body Bikini Open grand winner of last year) to be eyecatchingly fit and attractive.

Okay naman ‘yung ibang mga kasali but I find contestant number 6 to be inordinately sexy since his body and legs are perfectly in synched with each other.

Kumbaga, gorgeously muscled ang torso and at the same time, fabulously contoured din ang butt at legs. Yummy, so to speak. Hahahahaha!

Karamihan kasi sa mga lalaki ay very particular lang sa kanilang mga abs at nakalilimutanng i-exercise rin ang kanilang legs at butt.

This guy I’m talking to you about is physically fit from head to toe.

Incidentally, the Sexiest Man In The City 2 is slated to get staged in Metro Bar on July 19, 2011 at 8:00 in the evening.

Produced by Binary Entertainment and Premier concepts, the show features ace comedian ang multi-awarded actor John “Sweet” Lapuz and co-hosted by Tin Tin Caballero.

Celebrity guests Gerald Santos and Paulo Avelino provide stellar performances.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you guys know about our fave movie people at my email ad pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com or at my cell numbers #09994269588, #09223870129, and #09276557791.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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