Di makatagal ang prim & proper lady personality sa mga sexual demands ng rich businessman

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Di pala nagtagal ang sexual relationship ng isang aging but still beautiful personality at isang personalidad na pangarap ng mga pokpok dahil sa kanyang machismo at gigantic equipment, along with his legendary opulence. Hakhakhak!

Ang siyete ng ating source, nag-give-up na raw ang aging socialite dahil sa matitinding sexual demands ng ombre sa kanya.

“Sex trip ni________(nu’ng rica-ricang daks na ombre) ang dahilan kung bakit sumuko na ang lola natin. Hahahahaha!

“Imagine, facial cum ang trip ni papa kaya shocked ang beauty ni mama.

“Hindi naman kasi niya trip ang mga ganitong eksena dahil prim and proper naman ang ate natin.

“‘Yang mga ganitong eksena siyempre ay sa mga pokpokita lang nababagay at di sa isang woman of culture and erudition na tulad niya.

“Gustung-gusto raw kasi ng ombre na pinasasabog ang kanyang cum sa mala-porselanang kakutisan ni lola. Hahahahaha!

“Carry n’yo ‘yun?

“Anyway, the guy is said to possess a cock of epic proportion. Hahahahaha!

“That must be the reason why most women would just get along with his sex trip.

“But ostensibly, this one freaks out our lady-like personality that’s why she has chosen her easy way out of their relationship.”

Anyway, mouth fu….ing daw ang trip talaga ng ombre na ‘to and his new mate, an actress who’s a lot younger than the first one, seems not to mind one bit since she’s under the influence of drugs most of the time when they would do that bizarre sex together. Hahahaha!

Anyway, in the not-so-distant past, napapasubo (napapasubo raw, o! Hakhakhak!) raw talaga ang filthy rich na negosyante sa isang hot babe (she was once a part of this group of women whose main pre-occupation is servicing moneyed men regardless of age and looks…Hakhakhak!) na um-um to-the-max sa kanyang sizable sex organ. Hakhakhak!

Dahil wala na raw excitement at challenge, nakipaghiwalay na siya rito at doon nga pumasok ang aging but still flawlessly beautiful na personality.

‘Yun na! Hahahahaha!

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Ms. Claire’s pre-occupation

WHEN she’s not attending some meetings at GMA-7 in connection with the forthcoming show (The Protege with Dingdong Dantes as main host) that she intends to do with them, Ms. Claire dela Fuente can be seen managing the landscaping of her resto (Claire 2) in Pasay City (near Mall of Asia).

Bongga talaga ang business sense ni Ms. Claire. Nang bilhin niya ang lugar na ‘yun sa Pasay na malapit sa kanyang orig na resto, little would anyone dare take a cursory look at the seemingly dull and uninspired surroundings.

But a couple of months after, her Mida’s touch has miraculously transformed the drab place into a veritable wonderland.

Sa dinami-rami ng mga restos na nagkatusak sa lugar na ‘yun, namumukod-tangi ang kanyang Claire 2 when you speak of its authentic design and superfab landscaping.

Effect na effect talaga ang mga pagbabagong ginawa niya rito kaya lalong dumarami ang mga naghi-held ng mga parties and other occasions rito.

Ikaw na ang maging kasing-creative ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente.

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Di nagsinungaling si Jacklyn…inaming buntis nga si Andi

BINABASA n’yo ito, hotcopy nang tiyak ang pag-amin ni Ms. Jacklyn Jose tungkol sa pregnancy ng kanyang unica hijang si Andi Eigenmann na paboritong pag-usapan sa mga blind items lately.

Anyway, masyadong philosophical ang veteran actress sa pag-amin sa TV Patrol tungkol sa unexpected pregnancy ng kanyang anak.

They are keeping the baby at sana raw ay huwag namang husgahan ang kanyang anak dahil bata pa ito at ang tendency ay maging impulsive.

Asked who the father of the baby was, evasive si Ms. Jacklyn. Sapat nang sabihing dating boyfriend daw ng anak niya na nang malaman ang pagbubuntis nito ay bigla na lang nagdisapir.

So there!

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Napagkamalang bakla ang macho at macho ang silam…hahahaha!

NAKATATAWA naman ang impression na nilikha ng teevee guestings ng dalawang singer/actors na ‘to lately.

Dahil sa reaction nila nang ilabas ng host ang mga bagay-bagay na kanilang kinatatakutan, maraming nagtext sa amin na mukhang vaklushi raw pala ang di katangkarang singer/actor, samantalang mhin na mhin daw ang arrive ng tall and good-looking na personalidad.

Hahahahahahahaha!

No comment na lang. Hakhakhak!

Basta ang alam ko, the tall one is a veritable bisexual and the not-so-tall one happens to be a real guy.

Nagkataon lang na mukhang ladladera ang reaction niya nang ilapit sa kanya ang bird na kanyang kinatatakutan pero off-cam, barubal kaya ang taong ito at berdaderong lalaking talaga.

‘Yung isa naman na ombre raw ang arrive, magaling lang siyang magdala pero marami ang nagsasabing bisexual talaga siya.

Meaning, puede sa babae at lalong-lalong puede sa kapwa mhin. Hahahahaha!

More on men daw, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na! Sayang na nota, super big pa naman. Superbig pa naman daw, o! Hahahahahaha!

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Ang lakas ng loob mag-mini skirt parang bakawan naman ang mga hita

MAGANDA kung sa maganda ang young actress na ‘to who’s a promising actress on the side.

Ang kaso lang, ang lalaki ng kanyang mga pata and yet she seems not to be aware of this big setback in her physical make-up.

Sa true, she seems not to mind one bit if she’s wearing a revealing mini-skirt that tends to highlight her parang pamukpok sa dalag (parang pamukpok sa dalag daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) na mga hita’t binti.

Sana man lang, i-avoid niyang magsusuot ng mga ganitong damit dahil ang panget tingnan.

Baka naman no one’s telling her that her legs are too big for comfort that’s why she tends to flaunt it most of the time.

Naku, ining, like I said, ang panget tingnan. Payat na payat ka na from head down to your waistline pero pag nai-focus na ang iyong pata tim (pata tim daw, o! Hakhakhak!) sa camera, biglang nasisira ang arrive mo hija.

Kaya word of advice, please don’t show too much of your so big na pata dahil nasisira ang arrive mo at parang deformed ka tuloy.

Imagine, ang ganda-ganda ng mukha mo at super svelte ang iyong waistline tapos biglang ipakikita ang mga naglalakihan mong mga pata, di ba nakati-turn-off?

Kaya try to avoid wearing those mini-skirts because they don’t become you one bit.

Mahimasmasan ka, hija, dahil para kang abno, if I may be honest about it.

Also, don’t believe too much in your publicity because they tend to make your head bloat and swell.

You’re not yet a big, big star, hija. To be truthful about it, you’re still a superstarlet. Hahahahahaha!

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Diet at his best!

SINA Robin Padilla at Bea Alonzo ang main protagonists sa “Guns & Roses” pero outstanding ang portrayal ni Diether Ocampo ng kanyang role bilang isang police na kind of bitter with his life particularly because the woman he’s falling in love with appears to be smitten with someone else.

Now, I am beginning to understand why Diether has accepted this role.

Meaty pala ito at hindi seterotype ang kanyang character.

Kumbaga, he’s given the chance to run through a gamut of emotion and showcase his depth as an actor in the process.

Sa totoo, he’s one of the reasons why Guns & Roses has continuously ignominiously upstaging Marianita’s “Mamaya Na.” Hahahahahaha!

Magtinda ka na lang ng talong, lola. Bagay ‘yan sa ‘yo dahil ugaling ungas ka. Hahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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