Di umubra ang katarayan ni Marianita sa ermats ni Heart

HAHAHAHAHA! Marianita supposedly had the greatest shock of her brazen existence when she did attempt to manhandle Heart Evangelista on the set of their movie “Temptation Island.”

Hahaha! Shakira raw talaga ang babaing asal impakta dahil ang humarap sa kanya ay ang mga armed bodyguards ng aktres. Hahaha!

Ang ending, apologize to death daw ang babaing impakta dahil finally, she was able to meet her worthy opponent. Hahaha!

Akala kasi niya, walang bodyguards si Heart at balak sana niyang paganahin na naman ang kanyang asal-impaktang pag-uugali. Hahaha!

Ang di niya alam, prepared ang dyowa ng Brapanese na si Daniel Matsunaga kaya she was the one who was taken off-guard. Hahahahaha!

Hindi kasi lahat ay maiisahan mo tandang Marianita. ‘Yung kinalaban mo ay likas na mayaman at di tulad mong pretending to be rich lang. Hahaha!

Umurong daw talaga ang cli_or_s ng babaing matanda na (babaing matanda na raw, o! Hahaha! cheap!) dahil all the while, she had the impression na kayang-kaya niya si Heart at ang kanyang ina. Hahaha!

Buti nga! Hahaha! Serves you right for being so callous and downright uncouth.

Heart is not Bela Padilla who would just suffer in silence while you hurl deleterious invectives and say the most obnoxiously abusive words in her presence. Hahaha! Siguro naman, magtatanda ka na after this incident, lola.

You’re no match to her connections, along with her innate sophistication.

Pang-talipapa ka lang, noh? At ang dela (dela raw, o! Hahaha!) mo ay very much wanting of sophistication and really low class.

Old rich sina Heart, Lukresya, while you’re reeking with cavalier uncouthness all the way. Hahaha!

Magtinda ka na lang kaya ng syoktong. Tutal naman, ‘yan yata ang tinutungga mo sa Cavite. Hahahahaha!

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Fermin delikado na ang daily show sa TV5

HOW so sad naman for Fermin, the queen of AC/DC people. Hahahahaha! Natu-trauma na raw ang lola dahil wala na raw security of tenure siyang maituturing sa TV5.

Parang she now purportedly lives by the day. Hahaha!

If the gossip pundits are to be taken seriously, may ultimatum na raw ang kanyang shows, “Juicy” in particular, at oras na hindi ito magkaroon ng impressive ratings, it’s going to get axed unceremoniously. Hahaha!

Dapat lang naman. After all, it’s not raking in any ROI (return of investment, dear…Hahaha! ‘yan ba ang sikat? aba’y di hamak na mas kumikita ang Juicy noon as compared to now, di ba? Hahaha!).

Pasalamat ka nga at mababait ang executives sa TV5, for if not, you would have been axed barely a year ago.

Mga starlet nga siguro kami sa ‘yong bornok na pananaw but business-wise, we fared a lot better than you could ever hope to be. Hahahahaha!

Honestly speaking, I find it really amusing that most people still have the impression that I’m still very much a part of Juicy when it’s been more than a year since I lost my hosting job when TV5 people believed that they absolutely had an ace in you. Hahahahaha!

Sa totoo, the public could not relate with your antiquated lingo. Hahaha!

Ilan ba kasi ang ratings namin noon at ilan ka ngayon? Hahahahaha!

And to think that you’re compensated handsomely in exchange of your lackluster performance on cam. Hakhakhak!

That’s not good business Mr. Perci Intalan. Hahahahaha! Don’t you think so? Hahahahaha!

Akala mo kasi naka-jackpot ka na, noh?

Hahaha! A big fat NO!, darling. Hakhakhak!

With her around, lumuha kayo nang bato! Hahaha!

In a way, I’m very much vindicated. Period.

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Rachel Alejandro competes headlong with Ima Castro

IMA Castro is definitely one of the finest singers that musicville has ever produced. And she’ll be headlining the cast of Atlantis Productions “Aida” that will be staged from June 24 to July 10 at the Carlos Romulo theater, RCBC Plaza, Makati.

But what makes the stage play all the more remarkable is the presence of another stellar performer in the person of Rachel Alejandro who is best remembered for her memorable stage appearances in “Rent,”  “Avenue Q” and most recently, “Xanadu.”

In Aida, she takes on the role of Amneris.

“Even from when I watched this show on Broadway years ago, I knew it was this role I wanted to play.”

“Her transformation is critical to the story’s tragic yet somehow satisfying resolution,” avers Rachel.

Kaya abangan ang basagan ng baga ng dalawang consummate performers as they outdo each other in Aida from the musical point of view.

The stage musical, incidentally, is directed by Chari Arespacochaga.

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Cashier sa isang department store shakira sa isang wholesome-imaged actress

HAHAHAHA! Nakatatawa naman ang episode ng isang pa-tweetums na aktres sa isang department store. Imagine, right after na mag-shopping to death daw ito at pumila sa cashier, tinanong daw ito ng usual question na kung meron daw ba itong discount card. Wala, naturalmente ang sweet-imaged actress so she asked in all innocence how she’d be able to avail of it.

Kasagot-sagot daw ba naman ng cashier ay on hold pa raw ang pag-avail nito. Hahahahaha!

Iritada, naturalmente, ang aktres kaya nag-one-line raw ito sa cashier nang pagkataray-taray na ikinagulat daw nito dahil all the while, she had the impression that she was sweet-imaged and super nice. Hahaha!

Sabihan ba naman ang cashier ng, “Ginagago mo ba ako?” Hahaha! Halos matanggal daw ang tutuli ng girlaliu sa tindi ng pagkagulat na carry palang magsalita nang pagkataray-taray ang di makabali ng lutong kamoteng girlalu on cam. Hahaha!

Sabi nga niyan, don’t judge the book by its cover.

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