Kakaiba ang mundong ginagalawan ng sikat na personalidad

HAHAHAHAHA! Mabait naman siya at may magandang PR, ang kaso disenchanted yata dahil hindi kagandahan ang timeslot ng kanyang show kahit na interesante naman ito kung tutuusin.

Kapag madaling araw na kasi ang show mo, chances are, no one would be that interested anymore to watch it since majority of the people are dozing off already.

On top of that, there are rumors to the effect that her marriage did not work out as expected although they still are living together but not in perfect harmony.

Well, being an intrinsically good woman, albeit he has this kind of eyebrow-raising vice of drinking too much liquor after a hard day’s work, she was reportedly the toast in Boracay when she went there with her whole staff for an interview.

Typical of this woman, drink galore na naman siya right after na matapos sa kanyang trabaho pero marami ang nakapupunang she was kind of spaced out and was not her typical jovial self.

Marami raw sanang gustong magpakuha ng picture with her pero parang nagkaroon sila ng second thought dahil glassy-eyed daw ang girlalu. Hahaha!

Obviously, hindi lang wine ang in-imbide ni Ate kundi much more than that.

Mahirap din talaga kapag rich ka at can afford na magetlag ang lahat nang gusto mo save for one thing – happiness in the home and fulfillment as a woman.

‘Yun na!

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Ms. Claire loveless pero effect ang talent manangemant career

ALL is quiet in as far as Ms. Claire dela Fuente’s once very colorful lovelife is concerned. ‘Yung dating sexy actor-turned character actor ay nanahimik na at di na umieksena.

Kahit ‘yung protege niyang direktor na sariwa at juicy (sariwa at juicy raw, o! Hahahaha!) ay parang in absentia na rin ang beauty and is not hugging the limelight anymore the way he used to more than a year ago.

Tahimik na nga ang lovelife ni Ms. Claire pero ang pumalit naman ay ang bonggacious niyang talent management career.

Hayan kasi at pinag-uusapan talaga lately ang alaga niyang si Sam Pinto na ikina-insecure-ran daw ng bruhitang si Marianita Lukresya na tigbakers talaga ang rating ng bagong fantaserye nitong “Mamaya Na” (Mamaya Na raw, o! Hakhakhak!) na nakagetlag lang ng 19.1% sa initial airing nito and after that, it was downhill all the way. Hahahahaha!

Super mataray kasi at di ma-take na ang starlet daw na tulad ni Sam Pinto ay tatalbugan siya sa FHM. Hahahahaha!

What would you expect, lola? Na-realize naturalmente ng mga educated males sa FHM na you’re not worth their admiration because you’re not one classy dame and is very much uncouth and cavalier and old.

And old daw, o! Hahahahaha!

Kaya hayan, sandamakmak ang negang write-ups (not coming from me, huh! Hahaha!) na nangagsisipaglabasan lately dahil so disappointing daw ang initial ratings ng Mamaya Na. Hakhakhak!

19.1% was not the kind of rating that the GMA people were expecting from Marianita whose “Dyesebel” got a most impressive score of 44.9% on its initial episode. Hahahaha!

Kahit nga ‘yung “Marimar” ay nakagetlag ng 36.6% at ang “Darna” a whopping 44.1%.

Anyway, Ms. Claire is non-committal in as far as Marianita is concerned.

Para sa kanya, nothing matters as long as Sam is doing fabulously well at FHM and at GMA-7 as well.

Happy rin siya na may project din ang isa pa niyang alagang si Bela Padilla by way of “Sisid” and she doesn’t mind one bit if she’s delineating the role of a villainess for actresses, she says, should learn how to be flexible for them to stay long in the business.

Whatever, going back to Marianita Lukresya, baka diumabot ng one season ang kanyang Mamaya Na. Hahahahaha!

Para kasing spaghetti ang kanyang rating. Hahahahahaha! Pababa nang pababa nang pababa! Hahahahahaha!

Hitsurang super daring na ang mga ombres at kung pwede nga lang ay ipa-sight na ang mga notes but to no avail. Hahahahahaha!

‘Andun na nga ang Internet sensation sa ngayong si Mikael Daez pero no dice.

Hahahahahaha! Sumisisid pa rin (are you reading this, Jackie Rice? Buti ka pa at maganda ang feedbacks sa’yong serye… Hahahahaha!) at pinandidirihang panoorin nang nakararami.

Mamaya Na is the perennial chant of the masses. Hahahahahaha!

Tigbakan ng teevee set ang mga ilu at tanderaketch na. Bwahahahahaha!

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Pag-GMA talent lumipat sa Dos… bongga ang career!

THE other day, napag-usapan natin ang pagkatigbak ng careers nina Matteo Guidicelli, AJ Dee, Say Alonzo, Claudine Barretto at iba pa na nawalan ng ningning nang lumipat sa GMA.

Kumustahin naman natin ang naging showbiz careers ng mga talents na mula sa GMA.

Unang-una, Toni Gonzaga was the cheapest of starlets when she was still with GMA. Sabi nga ng isang kaibigan namin noon, mahirap daw i-book ang daughter ni Mommy Pinty that time, talented that she was, dahil super binabarat daw ang talent fee. Hahaha!

Pero nang lumipat siya sa ABS, naging reyna siya overnight.

Look ka lang naman sa impressive and well-appointed residence nila sa Taytay at sa fleet of expensive cars that they own to know how their finances have tremendously improved now that Toni’s already working for the Star network.

Kahit si Matteo Guidicelli ay nagkaroon muli ng star value nang magbalik siya sa Dos after languishing in some cheap nonsensical roles at GMA.

Perfect example rin si Jake Roxas ng isang aktor na muling nagkaroon ng arrive sa publiko nang mabigyan siya ng exposure sa “Imortal” nina Angel Locsin at John Lloyd Cruz.

Kahit nga si Karylle na super starlet na lang sa GMA ay nagkaroon ng kakaibang aura nang mapunta na siya sa Dos.

Look where she is now. Nasa Singapore lang naman siya doing a show with Christian Bautista.

In a way, kahit si Angel Locsin ay kay laki nang ipinagbago nang lumipat siya sa Dos.

Kita n’yo naman, resounding flop ang movie ni Marianita Tsaka pero super blockbuster ang “In The Name of Love” ng alaga ni Manay Ethel Ramos. Hahahaha!

Eat your rotten heart out Marianita. Hahahahaha! Kahit nga si Anne Curtis ay nag-bloom nang todo-todo nitong lumipat na siya sa Dos.

Kaya malas ng mga artistang lumilipat sa Siyete dahil natitigbak ang career, samantalang ‘yung mga taga-GMA na nago-over da bakod sa Dos ay sinuswerte nang husto.

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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