Kapag talent ng Dos Lumipat sa GMA…tigbak!

HAHAHA! Ketbalites ba kapag talent ng Dos ang lumipat sa GMA tigbakers ang ending, samantalang if it’s the other way around, super fabulous ang ending?

Perfect example si Matteo Guidicelli na lumipat for a while sa Siyete pero ginawa nilang starlet at saka lang nagka-career muli nang magbalik-kapamilya.

Why is that so?

Even Toni Gonzaga practically had a veritably uninspired career when she was still with GMA and her star had really shone brightly when she decided to be a part of ABS-CBN.

Hahaha! why is that so?

So pathetic, don’t you think so?

Pero ang pinaka-tragic ay ang nangyari sa dati-rati’y promising career ng isang ABS talent na may K talaga in the person of Say Alonzo.

A year or two ago, she was considered hot property. But when she moved out of ABS-CBN to join GMA, she was reduced to nothing but a cheap superstarlet.

Nu’ng minsang madaanan nga namin ang isang teevee soap kung saan kasali siya almost in a non-speaking role, nahambal talaga kami sa pangbababoy na ginawa sa kanya.

Kung doon lang naman sa mga talents nila, di hamak na mas may ibubuga si Say pero dinaraanan na nga lang siya ng camera in a highly ignominious manner.

How sad and out and out tragic.

On the other hand, buti na lang at natauhan kaagad ang manager ni Matteo at nilipat siyang muli sa Dos bago tuluyang maging huli ang lahat.

Isa pang nagkamali ng diskarte ay itong si AJ Dee. He was doing well at ABS when he was lured to move out of it and become a GMA talent, he lost whatever brilliance he used to possess.

How so pathetic to be seeing him now devoid of his usual star quality while he passes away the time in one of the watering holes of gay people in Kyusi.

Kawawa naman.

Just wondering what he was doing in such an abysmal kind of place. Hahaha!

Buti pa ang utol niyang si Enchong at going great guns talaga ang career.

Kung bakit kasi lumipat-lipat pa. Hahaha! Parang nasa kama na, lumipat pa sa sahig. Huhuhu!

How so very sad.

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Inse sa galing ni ate!

HAHAHA! wala raw siyang insecurity pero once na ang medyo malamang kind of aging sexy actress na ang pinag-uusapan, nawawala raw ang poise ng isang rica-rica pero wasang edukasyon na mujer. Hahaha!

Pa’no naman, ang tabaing sexy actress lang daw ang bukod-tanging nakaka-match sa stamina at staying power in bed ng isang popular personality who is said to be enormously moneyed and highly sexed as well. Hahaha!

No wonder, she’s ultra-expensive. Kung paniniwalaan ang gossip pundits, she gets paid a cool P1 million per churvahan session. (Per churvahan session daw, o! Hahaha!

Carry n’yo ‘yan? Hahaha!

Kaya naman pala she’s not that harrassed even if her showbiz career is not as half as burgeoning as it used to be.

Bonggacious pa rin pala kasi ang kanyang negosyo even if her career has kind of flagged already. Hahaha!

If rumors are to be believed, moneyed businessmen are still knocking at her opulent abode when they feel like it, if only to savor her fabled expertise in bed that has remained unmatched with the passing of years. Hahaha!

Kita n’yo naman, she’s back with the movie outfit of this perpetually horny producer not necessarily because of her awesome acting skills but in virtue of her titillating expertise in bed. Hahaha!

‘Yun nga lang, no one seems to take her seriously and the years seem to have passed away with her remaining perpetually single. Hahaha!

Ganyan talaga, kanya-kanyang highlight at problema.

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Fansita ni Marian aning-aning na!

KAHABAG-habag naman ang mga fansita ng maledukadang si Marianita. (Hahaha!)

Sa true, they seem not to have an iota of peace of mind  and are perennially agitated and infuriated every time they get to read our well-followed Remate tabloid column. Hahaha!

Take a look at this: “Hoy! Kantanar survey d kinikilala sponsors d kagaya Agb Nielsen paniwala advertizers. Pano mo sabi laos Marian, talo nga niya katapat n’ya show. (In your dreams lola. Only in your dreams. Hahaha! – Ed)

“Nood kayo dami komersyal. Bela Sam n’yo, starlet lang sa GMA!”

Poor deluded creature, he/she seems to be grossly unimformed about the state of things in as far as her idol’s soap is concerned. Hahaha!

To be perfectly honest, even GMA’s agitated if not enormously disenchanted with the abysmal outcome of Marianita’s fantaserye.
Tumutula-tula ba naman, what would you expect but total absolute failure? Hahahahaha!

Alam mo, ining, pagtula-tula is no longer in vogue. That infinitely belongs to Ferminata’s era and is no longer appreciated in the year 2011.

Kuha mo? Hahahahaha!

Kung bakit kasi ginaya n’yo pa ang “Machete” na natimbog dahil sa nakaririnding pagtula-tula ng mga artista roon. Hahaha!

How so terribly pathetic naman Marianita is. Hahaha!

Pa’no ‘yan, ining, di luging-lugi na naman sa ‘yo ang GMA? Hahaha!

Anyway, don’t take it too seriously, lest you become afflicted with tuberculosis because of too much dieting. Hahahahaha!

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‘Starlets’ Confession ni Ferminatext unang titigbakin!

HAHAHAHAHA! I was not wrong after all. Tigbakers nang talaga ang mga shows ni Fermin sa TV5 at ang mauuna nga raw ay ang walang katorya-toryang “Starlets” Confession. Hahaha!

What a pity naman for the lola for all kabaduyan seasons. Hahaha!

Kung bakit kasi di marunong makinig at ipinagpipilitan ang bornok niyang diskarte. Hahahahaha!

Year 2011 na kasi ito at Taglish generation ng maituturing and yet she still stubbornly insists on her hackneyed hosting style that has long seen better days.

In short, outdated na or osla to be perfectly blunt. Hahaha!

Anyway, according to our source whose credibilty is infinitely unassailable, TV5 is losing P200,000 per episode for the simple reason that the ad men are avoiding Fermin like the plague. Hahaha!

How so very pathetic naman. Huhuhuh!

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Karylle tinalbugan sina Rachel Ann Go atpb. sa ‘Kitchen Musical’ for Singapore!

ESKALERA pala ang beauty ni Karylle dahil tinalbugan niya sina Rachel Ann Go & co. nang mag-audition siya for The Kitchen Musical na sa Singapore isu-shoot for four months.

Siyempre, ikinaloka ito ni Marianita na super-flop ang Mamaya Na. Hahaha!

What’s nice about the project is that Karylle is going to get paid in Singaporean dollars kaya happy ang anak ng Divine Diva na kinuha ring endorser ng Fruitas lately.

“As much as possible, I eat fruits before my meals,” she says in a recent encounter. “I like eating bananas, apples and star apples.”

Anyway, apart from being a great thirst-quencher, Fruitas supposedly helps her feel ‘full’ before meals, thus preventing over-eating and later on, obesity.

According to Karylle, she loves strawberry drinks because it evokes pleasant memories of summers and Christmases in Baguio. Ice candies are sentimental faves too since it brings back images of her beloved grandma making and selling them in her sari-sari store in Laguna.

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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