Nagtilam-tilam ang vaklushi sa daks na nota ni kuya

HAHAHA! How so very amusing naman ang drama ng isang machong hunk na pinagtilam-tilaman lately ng mga valushi sa isang award giving body.

Na-shock ang mga bading dahil very erotically appealing pala ito in person at talagang katakam-takam, his imposing crotch in particular. Hahahahaha!

Talaga raw all ears and all eyes ang mga uhaw na baklitas dahil super succulent nga ang aktor at very accommodating and articulate pa ito. Hahaha!

Anyway, kahit on the set of the movie he has just finished ay talagang nag-water-water rin ang vaklung na kasama nito sa kwarto dahil he would supposedly sleep with full abandon in his skimpy briefs and would walk around the room with his tumescent dick in full prominence. Hahahahaha!

Kahit daw anak-anakan ang turing ng vaklung, tinatablan pa rin siya ng nagmumurang crotch ng FilAm kapag nakahilata na ito sa kama with matching scratch galore pa ng kanyang balls. Hakhakhak!

Cock teaser ba naman kasi si kuya. Hahahahaha!

Ang hindi nila alam, demanding daw sa kanyang mabait na manager ang ombre na ‘to. Hakhaha!

Shakira raw talaga ang good-natured talent manager nang mag-demand ng caru ang ombre na ‘to dahil need daw niya sa pagri-report sa shooting at pag-attend-attend sa mga showbiz functions. Hahahahaha!

Sosyal, di ba naman? Hakhakhak!

Well, I guess it’s only a matter of time before he gets to realize the fabulous things that he’s been hankering for.

Nasa isang malaking movie company na kasi ito at wala raw care kung mabuyangyang ang kanyang notes as long as he’s going to earn some dough. Hahahahaha!

How amusing! Hahahahahaha!

 

SONNY PARSON MAY TRAUMA NA SA POLITIKA

Nag-guest sa radio show namin nina Peter Ledesma at Abe P. ang Hagibis hunk na si Sonny Parson the other day and I would say that for someone who’s been around for quite sometime already, he still looks good and appealingly macho.

Pass na pala siya sa politika dahil ibang klase nga naman ang intriga rito at mas feel na lang daw niyang i-manage ang kanyang cocktail lounge (Masters Pab2) that’s strategically situated along Congressional Avenue, near Starbucks Café.

Unbeknown to most, Sonny was originally a balladeer who could do some folk and country songs on the side.

“That (Masters Pab2) is where I entertain my friends who are still very much around after all these years,” coos the still macho entertainer. “Every Friday and Saturday, I do a bit of singing with my friend, Bimbo Martin.”

Sonny Parson, incidentally, is still very much together with her wife Sol Naviula, 36. A feat that is hard to duplicate in this business where most marriages are fleeting and transitory.

“I still love her very much,” he asseverates. “My life will never be complete without her.”

How sweet naman. Hakhakhak!

That kind of marriage is indeed made in Heaven.

Anyway, most of the Hagibis members are not that as young and hunky as Sonny. He says he owes it to the kind of stingent discipline that he has assiduously imposed on himself.

Dapat lang!

 

HUNK ACTOR MULING NANARIWA NANG MAWALA ANG MAN-EATER NA SYOTA

Hahaha! Marami ang nakapupuna sa becoming freshess ng isang hunk actor na may pelikulang palabas lately. Kung dati’y ngarag ang kanyang hitsura at palaging nagkakasakit, these days he seems to be in the pink of health and is becoming handsome again.

Kitang-kita ito sa close-up shots sa kanyang bagong pelikula kung saan obvious na healthy na naman siya just like before.

Why is that so? Hahaha!

It’s fabulously simple. The veritable man-eating girlfriend of his is now finally out of his life, hence he’s now well rested and totally relaxed and can veritably afford to have the much-needed rest his body had ostensibly hankered for in the many months (years?) that they were together. Hakhakhak!

Looking back, there were times when he would just pass out in some of his shows abroad, much to the confused agitation of his co-artists who were not basically aware of the main reason why he was in that kind of baffling state.

Pa’no naman daw, grabe ang naging episode niya sa kanyang former girlfriend who was perennially horny and lusting after his succulent dick. Hahaha!

Hence, he didn’t have the time to take some rest and regain what had been lost.

Anyway, all these are water under the bridge now. He’s almost back to his old self and is ready to face the new challenges in his life.

Buti na lang he had the gall to let go of his highly-sexed mate who was depriving him of his strength and positive disposition in life.

 

NASUPALPAL ANG MGA DETRACTORS NI KC

Sa totoo, parang mga laughing hyenas ang reactions ng mga detractor ni KC Concepcion when her movie with Sam Milby had opened in some 100 cinemas all over the country.

Hindi raw kasi nag-gross as expected ang “Forever & A Day” ng dalaga ni Mega at ni Sam Milby kaya rejoice to-the-max ang mga intrigera’t intrigero.

Ayan daw kasi at isa nang box-office director in the person of Cathy Garcia Molina ang megger nito but the outcome was not altogether satisfactory.

Ang hindi nila alam, may staying power ang pelikula dahil may puso ito at napakaganda ng visuals ni Direk Cathy at effective ang delineation ng kanilang characters nina KC at Sam.

Sa totoo lang, when I watched the movie upon the invitation of KC’s Pasionista (a group of educated people, some of which are based in the States, who are devoted followers of KC and Piolo Pascual), I was totally unprepared.

Ang ganda-ganda ng visuals ng pelikula at parang imported movie ang iyong pinananonood.

Malinis at makinis ang cinematography at bigla ko tuloy naalala ang pelikula noon ni Sharon sa Viva na talaga namang sleekly produced and wonderfully photographed.

Of course I know that KC’s a fine actress, given na ‘yun, ‘noh? But I was totally floored with Sam Milby’s display of his intuitive kind of acting.

Mahusay siya at obvious na na-motivate nang husto ni direk Cathy.

Kaya naman may staying power talaga ang pelikula. To be honest about it, it has grossed a respectable P39 million on its 6-day run.

“Not a blockbuster, honestly, but not a flop either, tulad ng mga sinasabi ng ilang reporters,” coolly states Star Cinema’s executive Roxy Liquigan.

“It’s an average hit,” he adds in earnest, “second week na today and still showing in 120 theaters nationwide.”

So there.

 

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