Dating cheap na girlalu di kayang tawaran ang kayamanan at investments

KITA mo naman ang buhay ng tao, you just can’t tell what truly lies ahead and what’s in store for you.

Who would have thought that this fair-skinned beauty from a faraway province in Bicol would end up as a fabulously rich woman who’s opulence has remained mind-bogglingly unmatched considering the fact that she did not become a superstar or a megastar for that matter.

Saan ba nanggaling ang kanyang kayamanan na ang sabi’y isa sa mga factors kung bakit siya pinakasalan ng kanyang asawa na galing din sa may sinasabing angkan?

Well, she was one of the earliest favorites of this filthy rich guy who’s running a multi-million business enterprise.

For every churvahan session, she was allegedly given a cool two million pesos.

On top of that, she was purportedly given truckloads of benefits that include a gigantic fee for every sexual favors she would give this veritably liquid businessman in some occasions that they would have some tryst abroad.

Para hindi naman buking, sa ibang bansa raw tinatago ng may pagkabobita (super-syonga siya kung um-Ingles…Hahahaha!) pero street smart na girlalu ang kanyang superfab na kadatungan.

Laban ka? Hahahahaha!

Sa true, fabulous raw talaga ang mga jewelry collection ng babaeng ito na knaiing- gitan ng kanyang mga contemporaries sa show business. Naglalakihan daw talaga ang mga bato kaya hangang-hanga ang kanyang biyenang babae na parang may similarities rin sa kanyang lifestyle ang pamumuhay. Hahahahahaha!

Anyay, if rumors are to be believed, pumapatol din daw during her single years ang babaing ito sa mga moneyed businessmen pero strictly hushed-hushed ang mga episodes na ‘yun dahil maingat ang girl na ‘to sa mga ganitong maseselang eksena.

Bonggacious, di ba naman?

Kapag nakachurvahan na niya, never siyang nag-take two.

Familiarity is something she shuns away from and would never want to happen.

Laban ka, Rosanngita?

Siya umaapaw pa ang kadatungan samantalang ika’y barya-barya na lang. Hahahahahaha!

Que pobrecita!

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Nababaliw ang mga vaklushi sa fully-erected notes ng sikat na matinee idol sa internet

HAHAHAHAHA! Fabulous ang super erotic pose ng isang wholesome-imaged young actor sa internet. Talaga namang super tilam-tilam ang mga vaklushi dahil fully erected ang notes ng young actor habang parang inviting ang kanyang pagkakangiti.

But a more perusing look reveals that something is wrong with the positioning of his neck. Hahahahaha!

It appears na parang idinugtong lang ang katawan ng ibang tao sa kanyang mukha but for those who are not discriminating, would have the impression that it was indeed the matinee idol’s dick they are looking at. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun nga lang, parang may duda factor na rin dahil hindi ba’t regular lang daw ang ‘daddy’ ni young actor? E, ‘yung nakabalandra roon ay eskalerang talaga at imposing ang size.

Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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Na-trauma ang magaling na singer sa harbaterong produ

ANG image ng produ na ‘to ay sosyal kaya naman pangarap talaga ng mga baguhang magpahawak sa kanyang production outfit, kundi man sa kanyang recording company, na superfab talaga ang arrive lalo na’t may mga napasikat naman talaga siyang mga talent sa local recording.

Ang hindi nila alam, numero unong harbatero ang matandang ito lalo na’t nasi-sense niyang may career ang baguhang artist na sa kanya’y nagpapahawak.

Dati, maayos naman ang takbo ng singing career ng di na kabataang singer na ‘to lalo na’t bongga naman ang compositions ng kanyang madir.

On top of that, she, too, has got a fine singing voice and is fairly well-connected.

Ang kaso, nang kunin kuno siya ng matandang harbatero, kailangan daw na gumawa silang muli ng isa pang album para maisingit niya ang mga composer na ka-tie-up ng kanilang kumpanya na ang payzung siyempre ay ang kahabag-habag na singer.

Kapal!

To make a long story short, halos wala pang isang taon ang que pobrecitang singer sa recording outfit ni Lolo ay nalimas na kaagad ang milyones nito na naipon niya sa pagtatrabaho sa ibang bansa ng matagal-tagal din namang panahon.

Well, that’s how he hideously operates. Pinaggagastos niya nang todo-todo ang mga taong nagogoyo niya, only to end up pretty destitute and enormously disenchanted.

In a way, ganyan na naman ang ginawa niya sa isa pang kakilala namin na buong akala nama’y nasa langit na sila just because they are now in the company of this sche- ming old goat.

Ang di nila alam, pagagastusin lang sila nang pagagastusin ng tanderaketch na ‘to until such time that they could not aford to spend anymore.

In a way, the guy was better off when he was just but starting in the business and was doing some interesting projects on the side like stage musicals and the likes.

The latest info we’ve gathered, pinakakanta raw ng wais na produ ang batang singer sa mga basketball events sa Cuneta Astrodome at kung saan-saan pa. Hahaha!

Que pobrecito, laking pera ang naharbat ng takmaung produ pero wala namang nang-yari roon sa batang in fairness ay may talent naman tulad nu’ng di na kabataang female singer.

Well, kahit nga  ‘yung isang veteran singer ay nalagasan din ng malaking pera ng produng ito pero quiet na lang ang kanyang beauty.

Oh, well, pasasaan ba’t dadapurakin din ng bad karma ang matandang ito.

Sabi nga niyan, when it rains, it indubitably pours.

Wait na lang tayo sa pagdating ng karma ng halitosis king na tanderaketch na ‘to.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Kaloka si Ms. Claire

SA TOTOO, natuwa kami nang alukin naming mag-column si Ms. Claire dela Fuente for Remate at nakita naman namin ang excitement sa kanyang mga mata.

Matalino naman kasing talaga siya kaya I had this feeling that she would be an asset to our tabloid.

Ang kaso, the following day, her excitement was already waning and almost non-existent when we talked to her.

Inasmuch as she really would like to maintain a column for Remate, it would not supposedly be a wise move on her part since she’s now into talent management so she just could not afford to be that honest with her opinions for it might backfire on her talents.

Sayang naman talaga. I was envisioning already the kind of excitement that her presence would palpably generate specially so the very moment she’d make use of her colorful lingo to describe her subjects. Hahaha!

Well, mahirap talaga when you have some personal interests to protect.

Maybe some other time Ms. Claire. Malay natin, di ba?

‘Yun na!

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Lalong dumarami ang naiirita kay Marianita

HAHAHAHAHA! Pano na ‘yan, Marianita Lukresya, as time goes by, lalong dumarami ang naiirita sa nagkakaedad mong pagmumukha.
Hahahahahaha!

Desidido pala ang mag-inang Heart Evangelista na gantihan ka sa mga fabrications mong ginawa while she was vacationing with her boyfriend in Brazil.

Hala ka! How could you possibly answer Heart’s eloquence the very moment she lets go of her educated tongue in print?

My gosh! you’re idiotically inept pa naman specially so when the person you’re talking with happens to be enormously articulate.

Hakhakhak!

It’s not Bela Padilla you’re going to face up to, lola.

Kung palaban ka, I’m positive you won’t have the brazenness, much more the temerity, to answer Heart the moment she confronts you in her finely accentuated English and polished diction that’s not made in Cavite. Hakhakhak!

I’m sure that you’re going to lose your Culibangbang bearings (Culibangbang bearing daw, o! HAKHAKHAK!), knowing your English to be limited to Shut Up! Hahahahahaha!

What a big fuc…ng shame! HAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway, magawa mo kaya sa kanya ang ginawa mo kay Bela na kinulong mo sa comfort station at niratrat mo ng vocabulary mong made in Cheaplandia? Hahahahaha!

Would you have the temerity again to let go of those cheap lingo reminiscent of Bella Flores raging virago kind of acting in Roberta? Hahahahahahahaha!

I’m going to wait, Merafina (it’s a local fish in Bicol, in case you’re not aware…Hahahahaha!). Show them you’ve got the bravura to face up to a worthy opponent. Hahahahaha!

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