Marianita L. malapit nang mapunta sa mental sa tindi ng insecurity

IF Marianita L. is not going to change her almost psychotic and fatally neurotic kind of attraction to Dingdong Dantes, it’s highly probable that she’s going to end up in a mental asylum at the soonest time possible.

Sa true, hindi na normal ang actuations niya lately na parang nagiging lunatic na masyadong nakatutok kay Double D to the point of neurosis.

Hayan at inamin ni Heart Evangelista na talagang sinugod siya at tinaray-tarayan ng malditang aktres-aktresan dahil sinabi lang niyang excited na siya sa forthcoming team-up nila ng boyfriend nito. Hakhakhak!

She’s insane, right?

Anyway, sang-ayon sa kanyang legal counsel na si Atty. Archimedes Gonzales, “My client has been portrayed as the assailant. This is false.

She was not the assailant but the assailed.

“She was not the offender but the victim.

“Her mother was portrayed as committing acts of intimidation in that she met her daughter at the airport in the presence of 15 policemen.

“This is false! My client’s mother was accompanied by two NAIA employees whom she asked for assistance to pick up her daughter from the arrival area. No threats were made by my clients to the other actress (the cantankerous Marianita).”

Anyway, dahil daw sa mga kaguluhang nangyari, four of Heart’s endorsements were put on hold and a teevee project was also shelved.

On Heart’s part, she supposedly wants the issue to be settled in private.

At any rate, the false and mean things that have been reported about her has considerably damaged her reputation.

“I have even received death threats from the fans of Marian Rivera, I am traumatized and very scared.”

Heart declares that she was attacked, shouted at and threatened by the demented Marianita.

Ang tindi-tindi talaga ng tililing ng babaeng ito.

Sana naman, GMA-7 should enforce some disciplinary measures to prevent the sickening thing that this sicko of a woman could inflict to other GMA talents.

Ngayon siguro ay maniniwala na silang talagang kinulong ng mentally imbalanced na gurangis na ‘to si Bela Padilla na umiyak na lang sa tindi ng helplessness when she was lashed at venomously by this evil woman with some invectives that were unfit for human consumption.

Akala mo naman sa matandang ito ay pagkaganda-ganda na niya dahil paulit-ulit daw na sinasabihan si Bela na hindi sila magka-level dahil bukod sa starlet lang ito ay ang panget-panget pa.

Really? Patahi mo kaya ang pagkalaki-laking butas ng ilong mo noh? Hakhakhak!

Dagdagan mo rin ang cream sa mukha mo dahil napaghahahalata ng tanders ka na sa fantaserye mong “Mamaya Na” kung saan patong-patong talaga ang eyebags mo kaya aligagang-aligaga ang light man para hind mabukesh na gurangis ka na. Hakhakhak!

Ayusin mo rin ang mga mata mo dahil duling-duling ka, lola. Hakhakhak!

Also, when you’re not busy with your tapings, why don’t you take some rest so that you’d freshen up a bit and look a little bit younger than your biological age. Hakhakhak!

Ang kagurangan…bow! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Manalamin ka nga pala Lucasta para malaman mong wala ka sa kalingkingan ng likas na bata at sariwang si Sam Pinto kaya siya na ang pantasya ng mga bagets (ikaw ng mga forgets…Hahahaha!) sa Siyete. Hahahahaha!

Poor lola, last card na kasi niya si Dingdong kaya super afraid na baka maagaw ito sa kanya ng iba tulad ng ginawa niya kay Karylle who’s a lot younger than she could ever hope to be. Hakhakhak!

Si Sam, tanderaks, she looks lovely and fresh as a daisy even without any make-up on her fabulously comely face.

Ikaw, kumusta naman ang itzu mo kung walang mga imported foundations to cover up the onslaught of aging on your make-up dependent face. Hakhakhak!

ANG GURANG…..bow! Hahahahahaha!

Huwag mo nga palang kalilimutang maglagay ng noseline dahil mapaghahahalatang sooo laki ang butas ng ilong mo. Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross! Yucky!

***

Labs na labs kahit regular lang ang kargada

HAHAHAHAHA! Iba talaga kapag true love ang tumama sa isang tao. Perfect example itong gay personality na ‘to na ang greatest thrill of his life ay makasama at makachurvahan siyempre ang kanyang paparu who’s really tall, flawless and handsome but is not that gifted at the nota department. Hahaha!

Inasmuch as a lot of men are vying for his attention since he’s the current rave of tinsel town, (among gays, that is…Hakhakhak!) this guy has remained on top of his list.

The very reason why this not-so-tall guy has come to admit the fact that he’ll forever be a contender (one of the many if I may say so…Hakhakhak!) but will never be the winner in as far as the heart of this moneyed gay is concerned.

Hahahahahahaha!

Mahiwaga talaga ang pag-ibig and it’s something that’s hard to explain, much more decipher.

‘Yun na!

***

Hitsura ng mga go-go girls kung magsipagsayaw

MAY nagtext sa atin the other day para iparating sa atin kung sino raw ba ‘yung mga dancers sa “Party Pilipinas” na parang mga pokpokita ang arrive kung nagsisipagsayaw.

May ganuned? Hahaha!

Honestly, I’m not an avid viewer of the said musical variety program although I have to admit that in the few times that I was able to watch it in passing, I was impressed with their props and fabulous set that was really what I would call as a visual delight.

Pero kung pakatutukan mo, ‘yung mga dancer ay kulang talaga sa finesse at parang nagpapatalbugang di mo malaman kung bakit.

Hahahahaha!

Tipong wah sila care sa mga kapwa nila dancers at sluttish ang kanilang gyrations and body movements. Hahahahaha!

At least, iba naman. Nakaa-amuse talaga, I tell you.

Hahahahahahaha!

***

Ang daming nai-el kay Panchito, Jr.

HAHAHA! Katuwa naman ang superfab na feedbacks kay Panchito, Jr. magmula nang i-feature namin siya rito sa Remate.

Hitsurang parang nagno-novena na ang mga kafederacion dahil gustung-gusto raw nilang malaman kung saang website ito makikita.

Well, like I said, natsambahan lang namin ‘yun ni Abe at wala naman talagang website siyang sarili. Nevertheless, super erotic talaga ang kuha niya kaya ‘yung ibang natiyempuhan din ang kuha niya ay inisnab lang ang nude pic kuno ni Mikael Daez at siya ang tinutukan.

HAHAHAHA!

No comparison daw kasi when you speak of eroticism. Hahahahaha!

Very, very TRUE!

Para kasing nangangatal pa ‘yung vaklushi habang may I lafanggetch sa kanyang ‘kabuhayan’. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, as far as I know, nasa TV5 na yata si Panchito, Jr. kaya panoorin n’yo na lang siya roon. Hahahahaha!

***

Hanep ang aarive ni Pareng Rafael

SA kahahanap namin ng mga novel sexy pics sa internet, we came across this unique nude pic of Rafael Rosell that we’d like to share with you guys and liberated gals. Hahahahahahaha!

Sa mga avid follower ng hunk na ‘to na may pinaka-well-toned body sa mga hunk actors natin sa kasalukuyan, I’d like to share this gem of a beefcake shot for your delectation and to ponder on as well when you’re quite despondent (ponder on daw, o! HAKHAKHAK!) and in need of a little entertainment.

Kung gusto n’yo siyang mapanood in action, do watch “100 Days To Heaven” sa primetime bida ng ABS-CBN gabi-gabi.

O, di ba? Hahahahahaha!

***

Praktikal kaya bongga’t madatung

‘YUNG contemporaries niya ay matagal ng nagsipagtabaan at nalosyang but not this brown-skinned sexy actress who’s still very much active with the kind of business that she has come to love with the passing of years.

Hitsurang siya ang local counterpart ni Xavierra Hollander who’s ignominiously labelled as the ‘happy hooker.’

O, di ba naman?

Dahil foreigners ang kanyang mga suki (sila siyempre ang mahihilig sa mga chick na kulay poste..Hakhakhak!), ni-reinvent niya ang kanyang sarili and is now a woman of culture and erudition. Hahaha!

Would you know what that connotes?

Anyway, super rich na ang lola mo samantalang ‘yung isang singer/actress na naka-eksena niya sa isang dati’y superfab na Chinese record produ ay taghirap na ang beauty at nagbebenta na nga raw ng mga gamit lately.

Hahaha!

True ba ito?

Que pobrecita.

Anyway, ang lola natin ay maintained ang beauty at expensive lifestyle (she was even able to produce an indie movie that’s a lot more expensive than most that are typically cheap and very much wanting of class) at pa-travel-travel lang in connection with her highly lucrative ‘booking’ business.

‘Yun na!

Hahahahahaha!

loading...

About Thor

You must be logged in to post a comment Login

Leave a Reply