Mas nagtagal pa ang relasyon ng tisay na pulitiko kaysa sa pamhintang silaham

HAHAHA! How uproariously funny. Mas nagtagal pa ang relasyon ng matagal nang pinag-uusapan ang kabaklaang tisay na pulitiko as compared sa pamhintang durog niyang counterpart. Hahahahaha!

Imagine, matagal nang laman ng mga blind items ang kabadingan ng tisay na politician na ‘to but up to this very minute, he and his long suffering wife (?) are still very much together in purported marital bliss. Hahahahahaha!

Whereas this supposedly very macho guy who’s also into the intriguing world of politics have suddenly parted ways with his wife of many years and all indications point to the fact that their separation is allegedy already for keeps.

Hahahahaha! How so very amusing naman, I tell you. Hakhakhak!

‘Yung tisay ngang pulitiko ay napabalita ngang very much enamored daw sa mouth-watering machismo ng isang young and succulent-looking sports personality na sinundan pa niya with full unadulterated bravura sa Baguio City kung saan nagkaroon ng exhibition game ito at ang kanyang teammates. Hahahahaha!

But surprisingly, he and his appealingly beautiful and ultimately chic and classy wife are still very much together and living in perfect harmony. Hahahahahaha!

In stark contrast, off-line kaagad ang pamhintang pulitiko at ang esmi niya for the simple reason that the wife could supposedly no longer stomach her husband’s cavalier ways.
Hahahahahaha!

Totoo rin bang behind his back ay tinatawag na manang ang mataray na pulitiko ng kanyang ngang kakosa? Hahahahahaha!

Kabaliw-baliw naman ever. Hakhakhak!

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Ferminata si Ms. Claire na naman ang binabanatan…hahaha!

FERMINATA’S definitely oozing with characteristic venom and innate cattiness in her column these days. The target of her attack and collect wrath is none other than Ms. Claire dela Fuente, manager of the woman of the hour and FHM’s sexiest actress, Sam Pinto.

According to the lomodic anchor of the ratingless “Juiceless,” Ms. Claire would supposedly want to pathetically bask on the newfound popularity of her protegee Sam Pinto, that’s why she would always insist that they walk side by side in most of their live appearances so that she would be photographed too when the phalanx of photographer would take some coveted shots of her protegee. Hahahahahaha!

Really? Is she that publicity hungry Ferminata? Hakhakhak?

You talaga, lola, you have your own shrewd way of getting even. Hahahahaha!

“Honesty,” Ms. Claire elucidates,”I don’t see anything wrong if I would ask kung saang network lalabas ‘yung interview.

“Through the years, nakasanayan ko na ‘yan,” she intimates. “I don’t want to grope in the dark, you know.

“Kahit naman nagtatanong ako, never akong di nagpa-interview,” she emphatically states.

“Pag sinabi kong babalik kami, I really would do that.

“Nakakahiya, di ba?” she opines.

Sabi naman ng iba, mainit daw si Ferminata kay Claire dahil tinalo ng alaga niyang si Sam ang paboritong aktresa sa ngayon nitong si Marianita by almost half a million votes sa FHM.

“No comment ako riyan,” the enduring singer intones. “Basta ang alam ko, si Ms. Annete Abrogar ang magka-cut ng ribbon sa grand opening ng bago kong resto sa Pasay,” she says flippantly.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Say mo, Ferminata? Hahahahahahaha!

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Parang telenovela ang pagbubuntis ni Andi

HAHAHA! Kaaning naman ang developments sa pregnancy ni Andi Eigenmann. Hayan at abswelto na raw ang anak ni former president Erap Estrada dahil ang culprit daw sa pagbubuntis nito ay walang iba kundi si Albie Casino. Hakhakhak!

Ano ba ‘yan?

Kunsabagay, parang guilty nga ang dating Mara Clara star dahil panay ang pagtataray nito sa anak ni Jacklyn prior to the official confirmation that she’s indeed pregnant.

Hayan nga at parang sweetie-sweetie naman sa kanya ‘yung tao pero pawang pananaray ang binabanat niya rito.

Siya na nga ang sinusuyo, siya pa ang nagmamataray. Hahahahahaha!

Well, the mere fact na suspendido siya sa ABS-CBN until such time that Andi delivers her first baby barely five months from now is a surefire indication that the bigwigs of the said network have this hunch or belief that he’s indeed responsible for what Jacklyn’s daughter is experiencing right this very moment.

Kung bakit kasi may mga taong ang galing-galing sa churvahan, tapos ayaw namang panagutan ang kanilang kaelyahan.

Naku, utoy, manahimik ka na lang at baka maging super nega ka once na lumabas ang findings ng mga doktor na ikaw pala ang responsable sa lahat-lahat.

Sa ngayon, lumalabas na parang ikaw na nga.

Siyempre naman, the girl would know. Hahahahaha!

Magagaling kasi kayo sa churvahan tapos iwas-pusoy naman kayo sa responsibilidad.

Hakhakhak!

Ang cheap!

Period. Walang comma!

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Mas feel ang regular na sariwa kaysa daks na wala ng katas!

GETTING old is indeed a curse! A blight! A pestilence!

‘Yan ang nararamdaman sa ngayon ng isang dating hot na sexy actor na eventually ay naging comedian nang magkaedad na at dumalang na ang buhok sa ulo.

Kung dati’y nagkakandarapa ang mga chicks sa kanya dahil que largo grande kuno ang kanyang nota, these days his imposing dong seems to have lost its appeal to most women who appear to be more particular with the way a guy looks than with what’s hidden in between their legs. Hahahahaha!

Kung dati’y hindi siya nakatitikim ng rejection, these days he practically gets it every time he would proposition some young chick that he’s fascinated with or lusting after.
Hahahahahaha!

Hay, naku, the tragedy of aging indeed. Hahahahaha!

Anyway, sa sitcom na isa siya sa mga regulars, super tilam-tilam siya sa isang sexy starlet pero deadma lang ito sa kanya dahil mas feel nito ang isang flawless na ombre pero regular lang ang nota.

Regular lang daw ang nota, o! Hakhakhak!

So it’s now the face and youth that most women are infinitely lusting after and not one’s endowments any longer. Hahahahaha!

Added bonus na lang siguro kung unexpectedly ay daks ka. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na! Hakhakhak!

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Daig pa ang pokpok sa kaelyahan!

HAHAHA! Over naman ang tindi ng libido ng sexy actress na ‘to na nanggaling pa mandin sa isang conservative na pamilya.

Imagine, wala namang commitment sa isang sikat na aktor pero out of the blue, bigla lang nakipaglaplapan dito sa dubbing ng isa nilang pelikula.

Ewan kung saan nagmana ng karelyahan ang babaing ito na kung mag-pose sa kanyang mga pictorials ay parang may sapi at tinalbugan pa ang mga hubadera sa pagpapakita ng kanyang “kabuhayan!”

CHEAP!

Anyway, para talaga siyang may sapi dahil kulang na lang ay ipakita niya ang kanyang keps (keps raw, o! Hakhakhak!) sa kanyang pictorials.

No wonder, paborito siya ng isang enterprising producer dahil nakikini-kinita niyang kikita siya sa aning-aning na babaing ito.

How gross!

Ang sabi, baka raw nagdo-droga ang di kagandahan at maikli ang ilong na babaing ito. Para kasing aning-aning ang kanyang projection kaya nasi-shock na lang daw ang isang veteran
actress kapag nakikita ang kanyang mga almost nude pictorials.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Run for literacy tuloy na sa July 9

DAHIL sa inclement weather, na-postpone ang fun run for literacy ng Millicent INC. ni Ms. Marissa del Mar.

“But definitely, darling, tuloy na tuloy na ito this coming July 9 sa same venue pa rin,” asseverates Ms. Marissa. “From the starting point at Rajah Soliman, the participants will run toward Vito Cruz, then runners will make a u-turn and will head toward DelPan.”

Sang-ayon kay Ms. Marissa, first two finishers for each category will be given scholarship prizes.

Fucoidan certificates will be given to runners-up (3rd, 4th and 5th placers for each  event).

Participants are requested to bring new or/and used textbooks.

Kay Ms. Marissa pa rin, balak niyang ilipat ang kanyang Up-close & Personal sa ibang channel pero hindi pa raw definite ang lahat.

So there!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very muchmy love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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