P3M lang ang kinita sa grand opening…blockbuster na raw!

HAHAHA! How so embarrassing naman ang “Temptation Island” ni Marianita L. and company. Hayan at ang pralaling ay blockbuster raw pero ang kinita lang pala nang mag-open ito sa mga sinehan ay lumalagapak na P3 million. Hakhakhak!

Tapos, dahil sa kagustuhan ng mga pralalings ng Regal na palabasing kumita raw ang pelikula nilang moro-moro ang labas ng direction (moro-moro raw ang arrive ng direction, o! Hakhakhak!), premiere night palang ay pinalabas nang kumita raw. Hakhakhak!

How stupid can you get ever! Hahahahahahahaha!

Cheeeaaaapppppp!

Anyway, coming from a highly reliable source, P3 million lang pala ang kinita sa grand opening nito sa mga sinehan, pinalabas ng blockbuster ang movie nina Marianita L. (na super aning-aning na dahil sa pagsemplang ng kanyang Mamaya Na na pinakakain ng alikabok ng Guns & Roses…Hahahaha!).

How uproariously funny! Hahahahahaha!

Next gimmick please! And be sure that it’s not going to backfire on you guys. Hahaha!

Anyway, di hamak na mas malaki pa ang grand opening ng movie nina KC Concepcion at Sam Milby. Araguy! So very cheap!

Going back to the old maid rivah Marianita L., halatang apektadong-apektado ang matandang gurangis dahil sa patuloy na pagsisid ng ratings ng Mamaya Na (Mamaya Na raw, o! Hakhakhak!). So fanget naman kasi ang story line, who, in his sane mind, would have the temerity to watch its insane plot? Hakhakhak!).

Hayan at sa latest episode nito ay halatang patung-patong na ang eyebags ng tanderaketch na aktresa dahil very much aware naman siyang in spite of the intense and vigorous drumbeatings of GMA-7 na it’s purportedly earning truckloads of dough, the truth remains that it is no match to the superfab ad placements of Guns & Roses that features tha unbeatable triumvirate of Robin Padilla, Bea Alonzo and Diether Ocampo. Hakhakhak!

Sa tsakang soap ni Marianita L., ten minutes munang tinututukan ng camera ang notes ng mga male starlets roon (male starlets raw, o! Hakhakhak! How gross!) bago pumasok ang mga commercials, whereas sa action soap nina Binoe at Bea, wala pang one minute ay atat na atat nang pumasok ang sanrekwang ad placements. Hahahahaha!

Sino ngayon ang may rating?

You can’t put one over me, honey, because Peter Ledesma never fails to watch your cheap soap so that he could give me an update first thing in the morning. Hakhakhak!

Kaya humalhal man ang mga dila ninyo sa kasusulat na 36% ang rating kuno ng Mamaya Na within the metropolis, you can never convince the intelligent televiewers to believe the veracity of that statement. Hakhakhak!

I am the truth, lolas. You can fool some people at one point, but you can never fool them most of the time.

Mereseng wala ng briefs ang mga ombres n’yo sa inyong moro-morong soap, to no avail pa rin because the ratings would speak for itself.

Hahahahahahaha!

And according to the survey, it’s Guns & Roses that the public would want to cotton to primarily because it has a sane story line and is indubitably well-acted on the side too. Hakhakhak!

‘Yung mga writers ninyong timbog ang credibility, pagwalisin n’yo na lang sa Edsa para may pakinabang naman at least. Hakhakhak!

Para may pakinabang naman daw, o! Hahahahahahaha

Isama n’yo na si Ferminata na pantasyadora rin at proponent ng ESP writing sa Pinas (mag-deny ka at isusumpa ka ng mga anito sa muhing-muhi sa ginawa mo sa promising pa namang loveteam noon nina Rey ‘PJ’ Abellana at Leni Santos na siyang naging biktima ng iyong pagtingala sa kisame…Hakhakhak! I was there, lola. I saw it all with my two big intelligent eyes so don’t make any stark denials) dahil bagay na bagay siyang maging katropa n’yo.

And speaking of Ferminata, marami ang nagti-text at tumatawag sa amin para sabihing as time goes by, lalo raw nawawalan ng sense ang mga showbiz-oriented programs nito sa TV5.

Well, what is Mr. Perci Intalan doing? Hindi ba’t siya ang responsable sa pagkakapunta sa nasabing network ng reyna ng Balagtasan? Hakhakhak!

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Si FERMINATA na rin lang ang pinag-uusapan, super banat ito sa mga executives ng The Buzz at tinatawag na hindi raw pleasant to look at ‘yung isang executive roon at ‘yung isa naman ay punggokera raw ever.

Hay, naku! bago ka mamintas, take a more perusing look at your face infront of the mirror and realize that you’re not a looker yourself. Hakhakhak!

Flawless naman si Ms. Nancy at marami pa ring lalaki ang mai-in-love sa kanya at any given time.

Ikaw kaya? Do you think it also holds true in your case? Hakhakhak!

Si Sir Louie, he has a good body and a skin tone that glows with health unlike yours that’s absolutely blemished and discolored.

‘Yun lang! Hahahahahahaha!

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Sabi ni Mark Gil pinaiinom ng abortive pill si Andi ni Albie

EMOTIONAL si Mark Gil, Andi Eigenmann’s father, nang humarap sa “The Buzz’ last Sunday para ma-interview ng King of Teevee Talk na si Kuya Boy Abunda.

Kung tutusin, he was a lot younger when he was able to father a child but he never did abandon him or his responsibilty for that matter.

“Pinanindigan ko ‘yun” he emphatically states. “I grew up with that little boy and that’s Gabby.

“I just hope your parents are responsible enough to teach you well.

“Nanggugulpi ka ng bata,” he asseverates, eyes smarting with tears, “nagde-demand ng DNA test.

“Harapin mo,” he stresses, “aminin mo, tanggapin mo ang responsibilidad mo.

“We don’t need you. Just be man enough to accept what you’ve done.”

Marami raw magiging ama ang batang dinadala ng kanyang anak kaya huwag mag-panic si Albie Casino (he didn’t mention his name outright but he spoke of his initials nevertheless) na baka ipakarga rito ang responsiblidad.

Ang masakit pa raw sa kanya, kung anu-ano na nga ang pinagsasabi ng walang kwentang lalaki sa internet, on top of that, pinaiinom pa raw nito noon ng abortive pill si Andi.

“Mambubuntis ka,” he says in obvious reference to the very cavalier Albie Casino, “tapos palalabasin mong maraming boyfriends ang anak ko.

“Si Jake Ejercito, alam niyang di kanya ang baby but he’s there.

“Leave my daughter alone,” he emphatically states. “Just shut up.

“Stop it!” he says visibly pained.”

Sabi pa ni Mark, mag-sorry lang daw ang cavalier actor and, “Everything will be okay.

“Kailangan sincere ka,” he admonishes Albie.

“We’re not hateful people,” he quips. “It’s not all that bad.

“As a matter of fact, I can’t wait for November to come.”

To his daughter Andi, hindi raw ito dapat mag-worry. “You’ll always be my princess,” He ends the interview in a most educated manner.

So, siguro naman, Albie would put a stop to his snide commentaries on Andi and would just accept his responsibility like a man really should.
Maiinit kasi kayo at magaling mambuntis but you don’t have the guts to accept the things that you’ve done.

I don’t know what really transpired between the two of you, but it’s most unfair that you’re deriding her with your uncouth and cavalier mouth and making it appear as if she’s a wanton woman.

Be man enough, boy, to accept what you’ve done.

After all, they are not pushing you to marry her.

Just stop being nasty and accept your responsibilty like a real man should.

Pronto!

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JC Regino na-shock sa mga kaganapn sa buhay ni Andi

“I DON’T want to comment about her situation, kuya, because I don’t know what really happened but if ever I would be in that predicament, I would face my responsibility like a real man should,” asseverates JC Regino when asked to comment about Andi Eigenmann’s situation.

“Dapat ang lalake responsible kuya. Bago tayo pumasok sa isang sitwasyon, it’s imperative na alam natin ang repercussions ng ating impulsive ways.

“Don’t get me wrong, Kuya. I’m not in any position to judge anyone.

“Ang sa atin, pinag-uusapan natin ang mga ganitong cases in general.

“I don’t know them to be able to judge them.

“Basta my two cents’ worth of advice to young men like me is never to get carried away or fall in lust,” he avers.

“Bago natin gawin ang bagay na ‘yan, think about its repercussions. Always maintain an open mind para di tayo masisilat.”

Anyway, on the lighter side of things, happy si JC na maganda pa rin ang sales ng kanilang album ng erpats niyang si April ‘Boy’ Regino kung saan ang single on promo ay ang sarili niyang composition na “Ang Buhay Koy Para Sa’yo.”

Pero siyempre pa, super excited siya sa susunod niyang solo album.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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