Parang maniac na sa lalaki ang dating mahinhin kunong aktres

GRABE naman ang pagkapokpokita ng morenang sexy star na ‘to. Imagine, ang dali-daling bumigay sa mga lalake. Hitsura nang nympho maniac.

Sa dubbing session nila in connection with the movie they did together ng isang simpleng ma-el na young actor, laplapan to-the-max kaagad sila without saying any word.

Simpleng tinginan lang at more than willing na itong laplapin siya ng gwaping na aktor. Hahahahahaha!

Why is that so? Doesn’t she have any dignity left?

Ang duda ng nakararami, baka raw into drugs ang babaeng ang dali-daling bumigay sa mga lalake at the slightest provocation.

Imagine, text lang, okay na kaagad siya at invite na sa ombre para mag-meet sila nang personal at ni hindi man lang marunong magpakipot.
Hahahahaha!

In no time at all, I have the feeling that she’s going to allow this man to invade the privacy of her bed and do the most intimate things in bed with her. Hahaha!

Ang siyete pa nga, kaya raw patuloy ang pangangayayat ng babaeng ito ay dahil sa sobrang promiscuity nito, which, in a way, is terribly strange considering her straitlaced upbringing and how sheltered and pampered she was while growing up. Hakhakhak!

Ang suspetsa pa ng iba, baka raw into drugs ang babaeng ito since may konek sa droga ang mga eksena ng dati niyang papa.

Oh, well, if ever she is, I guess something should be done about it at the soonest possible time.

Look at her face now, she almost look like a cadaver and her body comparable to that of a consumptive.

I guess she needs help. Maybe a good psychiatrist would be of great help.

And she needs it now!

I’m simply wondering why her mom isn’t lifting a finger to extricate her from the mess that she’s gotten into. It’s never too late. Puede pa siyang mai-save kung magtutulung-tulong silang lahat.

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DI RAW EXCITED ANG YOUNG ACTRESS SA BAGO NIYANG LEADING MAN (HAHAHA!)

Hahaha! How so very amusing naman ang developments sa isang movie project na pagsasamahan ng dalawang young actresses na nakilala sa isang top-rating soap.

Dapat sana’y orig na casts ang kasali rito pero dahil nagkaroon ng complications ang mga leading men dito dahil sa kanilang complicated personal lives, pinalitan sila ng dalawang bagong leading men.

‘Yung morenang young actress ay walang reklamo sa bago niyang leading man.

After all, he’s hunky and pretty goodlooking.

Ang kaso, hindi feel ng medyo mataray na young actress ang leading man na napunta sa kanya.

Why is that so? Hahahahahaha! It’s basically simple, the young actor is too feminine for her taste. Hakhakhak!

Inasmuch as he’s really trying to look and act like a man, her feminine side shines through no matter how hard he tries to hide it.

Nito ngang may gawing stage play ang nasabing young actor, naging butt of jokes ang momentarily ay kawalan niya ng poise nang tanungin siya kung sino sa mga young actresses ang feel niya. Hahahahaha!

It was an easy question to answer but he was not prepared  for it, he kind of momentarily lost his presence of mind and equanimity.
Hakhakhak!

Ang mga baklita talaga, oo. Pinipilit pang magpakalalake, timbog naman.
Hakhakhak!

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BENCH MODELS NAPAG-INITAN DAHIL MGA DAKOTA! (HAHAHAHA!)

HAHAHA! How amusing naman. Hahaha! Why naman daw all of a sudden ay parang naging antagonistic ang mga mayors ng dalawang lugar na ‘to gayung dati naman super deadma lang sila mereseng nakabisaklat na si Dingdong Dantes sa exact location ng mga Azkals models na ‘to.

Why is that so? Hakhakhak!

Could it be that insecurity has gotten the better part of them since the models are tremendously well endowed while most Pinoy actors are regular at the most? Hahahahaha!

Di kaya ‘yun ang dahilan? Hahahahaha!

Honestly, mas skimpy pa nga ang suot dati ni Doouble D pero wala silang reaksyon at buwan ang binilang na nakahambalang doon ang kanyang billboard. Hahahahaha!

Ketbalites? Why is that so? Hahahahahaha!

Pa’no, di naman imposing ang bulge ng papa ni Marianita L. (na nag-iilusyong blockbuster raw ang Temptation Island…Hakhakhak! Kayo-kayo lang naman ang nanonood, nagbobolahan pa kayo. Magtigilled ha? Hahahahaha!) kaya oks lang sa kanila. Pero nang mag-pose ang mga que largo grandes na ombres, masyadong reactionary ang mga otaw.
Hahahahahaha!

The things that insecurity can do to some persons. Hakhakhak!

Hayan nga at marami ring mga lalakeng skimpily outfitted along Edsa pero ok lang.

Wah silang react. Hakhakhak!

But when these well-endowed men gamely posed for that controversial billboard,

some people practically raised hell. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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CONG. EMMELINE AGLIPAY NO TIME FOR LOVE

Men are particularly interested to coax her out for a date but Cong. Emmeline Aglipay is more focused and interested with her constituents than to entertain her suitors.

“I’m more into my career,” she confides in earnest. “I want to prove my detractors wrong that I’m in this business just to parade supposedly my signature clothes and my endowments as a woman.”

Time and again, people would tell her that she’s supposedly more suited to be in show business with her creamy complexion that’s palpably unblemished and satiny, good figure and fairly interesting facial features.

After all, the once famous actor Rico Yan was her first cousin.

But show business has never been her cup of tea, albeit she was admittedly intrigued with it sometime in her youth when Rico made a big splash at flicker- ville.

“Most young women naman at one point in their lives had some kind of fleeting fantasy of being in the movies,” she casually intones. “I was intrigued with it when my cousin made a big splash in show business, pero ganon lang ‘yun.

“I want to do more serious stuff that’s why I’m here.”

But intrigues seem to hound her like the plague, how does she to cope up?

“I have to admit that there was a time when I was freaking out because of the things that were being written avout me that made me looked kind of a villainess.

“Some people made things up and I naturally felt bad about the whole thing,” she asseverates.

“But those are water under the bridge now and I’m a lot at peace with myself and the new world I’m in these days.”

How did she cope up with the flagrant lies that some people were writing about her?

“I felt bad naturally,” she candidly admmits. “But like I said, tapos na ‘yun and I’m totally exonerated with the fabricated lies that they heaped upon me,” she smugly states.

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LIVING IN SUPERFAB LUXURY MERESENG DI NAMAN IMPRESSIVE ANG KITA

Marami ang nagtataka sa awesome earning capacity ng magaling na character actor na ‘to na di naman kalakihan ang kita (but his dick is positively jumbolicious..Haha- hahaha!) pero hanep ang lifestyle at living in superfab luxury talaga.

Imagine, for someone of his category, he has an impressive car collections (sports car galore, high end SUVs, and Hammer), a fabulous meticulously built house, among other accouterments.

Hahaha!

Ano’ng binesa sa kanya ng mga super actors riyan, di ba naman considering na dati-rati’y very modest ang kanyang lifestyle at nakatira lang sa isang maliit na bungalow. Hahahahaha!

Ikaw na ang maging maabilidad at ginamit ang nota (huge and long and succulent to boot…Hahahahaha!) for personal gains. Hakhakhak!

Ang latest nga, producer na siya ng mga indie mmovies na siya siyempre ang bida. Hahahahaha! Carry n’yo ‘yan?

Ayaw ni Robin Padilla nang ganyan! HAHAHA!

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FERMINATA LOLA NA, STOP NA SA PAGSIPSEP SA GURANG NA SI MARIANITA

Hahaha! Afraid na si Lola Ferminata kaya di makapagsulat na hit daw ang flopzinang movie ni Marianita L. na nagpadala raw sa kanya ng mga bulaklak. Hahahahaha!

Huwag ka kasing magsasama sa kanya Marianing dahil mapaghahahalata ng gurangis ka na rin. Hakhakhak!

Asikasuhin mo na lang ang paghakot ng mga otaw sa nilalangaw n’yong pelikula para magkatao ito lalo na’t nag-uuulan lately laya lalong inaamag ang  takilya. Hahahahaha!

Personal: I’d like to greet my friend’s son Andrew Joseph A. Florido who graduated as salutatorian from Camflora National High school, San Andres Quezon last April.

Huli man daw at magaling, naihahabol pa rin.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our favemovie people at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com or at #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios.Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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