Walang nagawa ang anda: Nagkakaedad ng actress-comedienne di trip ng walang career na hunk
Dati, men from all walks of life were dying to go to bed her and experience the special kind of blissful thrill that her fabled expertise in bed brings.
But that was more than a decade ago. Things are a lot different now.
Inasmuch as she’s still much sought-after when you speak of giving sexual services, men are not that enthusiastic unlike before.
Of course the DOMs are still queuing it up to avail of her services but the young breed are not in any way half as thrilled as before. Hakhakhak!
Anyway, that’s the tragedy that aging brings.
Hindi na nga naman siya kasariwaan and middle age appears to be fast catching up with her.
Oo nga’t svelte pa rin naman ang kanyang figure at attractive pa rin ang kanyang beauty but up close, one is bound to notice the worried lines on her face, along with the prominent veins on her hands and the ubiquitous eyebags as well.
Hindi na rin siya kasariwaan at middle age is almost easily perceived or palpable. Hahahahaha!
To prove this point, this macho actor-turned politician who used to be exceedingly enamored with her seems not to be aware anymore of her existence. Hahahahaha!
Ang nakababaliw pa, heto ka at nagpakita siya ng interes sa isang hunk actor who may not be that popular but definitely oozing with machismo and verility, only to be ignominiously rebuffed. Hahahahahaha!
How hurting naman.
Anyway, mukhang hindi na magma-materialize ang engrandeng kasalang kanyang pinapantasya dahil ang supposed groom niya ay problematic lately sa rami ng kasong kinakaharap nito. Hahaha!
Besides, pastime lang naman siya nito at tapunan ng kanyang excess ‘energy’ dahil hindi naman siyempre magagawa nito ang mga explicit love scenes na ginagawa nila sa mga torrid na churvahan nila sa Pinas at sa Merika. Hakhakhak!
Mark Herras is resurrected!
DI NAMAN pala pandak si Mark Herras, ang anak ng schoolmate namin sa Bikol na si Jhun Herras. Nagulat nga ako nang ma-meet ko siya, of all places, sa CR pa ng GMA (Hakhakhak!) before na mag-start ang presscon ng kanilang latest danseryeng “Time Of My Life.”
Nevertheless, maganda ang naging pagpapalaki ng aming kaibigan dahil lumaking may breeding ang kanyang anak.
Lumalagapak na, “How are you, sir?” ang greetings niya sa amin. Hakhakhak!
Anyway, bago ang presscon proper, hatawan muna sa entablado ang mga star na kabilang siyempre sina Mark, Kris Bernal, Rocco Nacino, Jean Garcia, Raymond Bagatsing at Cherrie Gil, among many others.
Suffice to say, Mark is still an agile dancer at di siya nagpatalbog sa new members ng GMA.
Sa totoo, impressive ang dance numbers na napanood namin kung saan nagpatalbugan sa dance floor sina Jean at Cherrie.
Medyo cool nga lang si Jean samantalang hyper ang dating ni Cherrie Gil. Hakhakhak!
Obvious na may tensyon sa pagitan nilang dalawa dahil nagkakamali sila at di synchronized ang body movements.
Bagama’t ayaw nilang pag-usapan ang kanilang sensationalized sampalan blues on the set, obvious namang they are not that intimate really. Hakhakhak!
Medyo napuna lang naming too slim to point of becoming quite skinny si Mark. He needs to adds some weight siguro for him to look more manly and macho.
Incidentally, the very first danserye of GMA is based on an original concept created for TV by Senedy Que with head writer Des Garbes Severino, choreographers Miggy Tancanco (modern) and Ronald Balbuena (ballroom) and directors Mark Reyes (musical) and Andoy Ranay (drama).
Time Of My Life gets aired Monday to Friday on GMA-7’s Telebabad block starting August 1st.
Young actor hurting dahil limot na ng dating dyowang young actress
Ang totoo nga niyan, naging dyowa niya ang noo’y batang-bata pang sexy actress na ngayo’y patay na patay sa bago niyang paparu who’s old enough to be her dad. Hakhakhak!
After that, addicted din sa kanyang superfab tarugs (a funny thing, he’s not that tall but his equipment is bigger than most men who are a lot taller than him… Hakhakhak!) ang isang young actress who is now enamored with a young actor who’s half-Italian, half-Pinoy.
Deep inside, hurting talaga ang hindi na kasariwaang batang aktor dahil mukhang wala ng magkagusto sa kanya.
Ang masakit pa, he’s admittedly a good actor but even this seems not to be acknowledged anymore.
How so very, very sad.
Cong. Emmeline Aglipay
SHE is young and beautiful enough to be in the movies, (not a surprising thing for she happens to be the late Rico Yan’s cousin) but Cong. Emmeline Aglipay has chosen to become a politician. A no-nonsense politician who is not easily cowed into submission by the sharks that abound in her profession.
So far, she has been propositioned many times by the so-called DOMs but she has never been intimidated or cowed into submission.
An occurrence that’s not in any way something eyebrow raising for she comes from a family of decent people who values their dignity and honor more than anything else in the world.
Anyway, we’d like to thank Cong. Aglipay for the good times that she’s given to Peter and I.
See you around, Ms. Emmeline, and the next time I get to see you, I hope you would be as sweet and accommodating as you are today.
Mrs. Cecille Ongpauco denies confrontation with Marianita
Kesyo tinalakan daw ng ermats ni Heart ang babaing aning-aning to let go of her daughter chuva. How gross!
But all of this, Mrs. Cecille Ongpauco denies with full vehemence in a recent interview. “Hindi ko siya nakausap,” she asseverates. “Hindi ko siya napuna.
“Hindi ko nga alam kung saan siya roon.
“Sa rami ng mga artistang lumalapit sa akin, hindi ko siya nakita dahil ang layo niya. Nandun siya sa kabilang baggage.”
So mali pala ang mga tsikang tinarayan at sinigawan niya ang asal-baboy na aktresa na addicted sa papa niya at takot na takot mawala ito sa kanya for the simple reason that she’s already too old for the new breed of young men at the network she’s under contract with. Hahahahahaha!
Poor old woman. Di na nga naman siya makahihipat pa ng bagong papa in case Double D gets disillusioned with her veritably bitchy demeanor. Hakhakhak!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!