Ang magulong daigdig ni Nora Aunor…bow!

KAWAWANG Pilar Mateo. Maayos naman siyang nagtatrabaho pero dahil sa mga makakating dila ng mga sipsiperang napalibot kay Nora Aunor, hayan at sinibak na pala siya at pinalitan daw ni Lala Aunor. Hahahahahaha!

Bago?

Alam mo naman ang kampo ni Aunor, hindi mapapakali kung walang mga cheap na intrigahan.

But my heart truly went out for Pilarue. My friend has always been a hardworking person but she can’t do anything if the shrewd and cunning people around Aunor have woven some fantastic stories around her that the Superstar had ultimately believed in.

‘Yan ang hirap kay Nora. Lagi na, kay dali-dali niyang madala ng mga intriga.

In all the years that she’s been in this business, she still seems not to have her own counsel and tend to believe what other people would tell her.

Kaya hayan, out na naman si Pilar Mateo dahil naniwala siyang ito raw ang nagkakalat na tinatamad na siyang mag-report sa shooting dahil naririyan na naman si John Rendez.

Bago? Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, si Lala Aunor na nga raw ang pumalit kay Pilarue dahil sanggang dikit din ito ng head PR na si Cristinelli Salazar Fermin, ang matronang tsaka at doble kara. Hakhakhak!

Bago?

Hahahahahahaha!

If I remember it right, hindi ba’t si Lala rin ang source noon ng matronang tsaka sa mga cheap and sizzling blind items niya on the Superstar? Hakhakhakhakhak!

How amusing can you get! Hakhakhak!

Poor Pilarue, pinagkaisahan siya ng mga doble kara. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, dapat talagang magpasalamat si Nora dahil maliban sa TV5, meron pang mabait at magiting na lalaking tulad ni Gov. ER Ejercito na lubos na naniniwala at nagtitiwala sa kanya kahit na maraming nagbi-brainwash ditong huwag kunin ang aktres dahil he’s heading for some enormous problems.

Anyhow, just like his paternal uncle former President Joseph Ejercito Estrada, a man of unquestioned dignity rin si governor kaya di siya nagpadala sa bukeke ng iba at itinuloy pa rin ang pagkuha kay Nora.

Sa totoo, si Gov. ang millennium version ng kanyang tiyuhin na marunong talagang rumespeto at magpahalaga sa press.

Maswerte ang Bicolana Marvel dahil ang leading man niya sa kanyang comeback movie ay walang iba kundi si Gov. ER.

Anyway, bigla tuloy naming naisip ang Queenstar for all season na si Ate Vi.

With her, di puede ang mga taong sipsipero at mapanira.

For Ms. Vilma Santos has a mind of her own and is not the kind who would listen to other people’s cheap stories and unfounded allegations.

Totoo ka, she is her own person and her own counsel and for Ate Vi to place her trust in you, you must be an exemplary person.

Right Ate Aida?

‘Yun na!

Kaya naman she’s still very much around in spite of the ever-changing trends and the fickle-minded public as well.

Naniniwala kasi sa kanya ang mga tao dahil hindi siya scatter-brained and a real professional in her dealings with people as well from all walks of life.

Hahahahahahaha!

Again, did I hit the nail right on its head, Jimi Escala?

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Kaya nga nagustuhan ko siya ngayong wala ng agiw (wala ng agiw daw, O! Hakhakhak!) ang utak ko kaya I can now see clearly the state of things unlike before when I was blinded with my deceiving perception of people and things as well.

Hakhakhak!

I’m sure a lot of people can now see through the purported api-apihan public image of Ms. Nora Aunor. Am I right, Pilarue? I’m not going to make some blunt comparisons any longer because I’m positive these dyed-in-the-wool fans of hers won’t stop texting the whole day and the whole night. Hakhakhak!

But how come iisa lang ang nanglalait sa akin? Nawala na ba ang mga loyal fans ni Ate Guy?

Well, di naman siguro. I strongly believe that some Noranians are no longer recklessly impulsive and have come to terms with the salient truth that each and everyone of us has his/her own perception of people and things we believe in.’Yun lang!

Kay Ate Vi pa rin, Willy of Ate Vi has texted us to correct what we wrote about the other day. Hindi po pang-Metro-Manila film festival ang The Healing nina Ate Vi at Kim Chiu under Star Cinema.

At the most ay baka early part of next year pa raw ito since October pa magsisimu-  mag-shoot ang Queenstar for all season.

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Martin del Rosario unti-unting nagbunga ang pagtitiyaga

WE’RE so happy for Martin del Rosario, the protege of our good friend Dominic Rhea. Dati-rati, parang pawang insignificant roles lang ang napupunta sa kanya but lately, he’s been given a good role at the top-rating “Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin” as the young military man who has fallen for the charm of the character delineated by Andi Eigenmann.

Full length ang role niya kaya mas natandaan siya this time ng mga tao.

Anyway, nag-tender ng thank you party ang kanyang sponsor na BNY Jeans the other night sa isang cozy resto along Timog Ave., and predictably so, it was well-attended dahil marami na rin talaga ang interesadong makabeso at maka-chica ang lalong gumugwapong talent ng ABS-CBN at ni Jhun Reyes.

At any rate, sa question and answer portion, magalang at maayos niyang sinagot lahat ng mga katanungan ng press.

For someone so young, he’s surprisingly capable of expressing his innermost thoughts.

Gusto raw niyang i-emulate ang magandang career path ni John Lloyd Cruz na hanggang ngayon nga nama’y hindi kumukupas ang appeal at charisma sa mga tao.

Oo nga naman.

Konting tiyaga pa at makakamit mo rin, Martin, baby, ang mga bagay-bagay na iyong inaasam.

You have the looks naman and the talent as well, I guess it’s only a matter of time before you get to fully realize everything that you aim and hanker for.

Goodluck!

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Makulay ang career path ni Luis Alandy

NU’NG nasa ABS-CBN pa siya, lagi-lagi na’y good guys ang mga roles na napupunta sa kanya.

But when he opted to change network, he’s been given the artistic freedom that he truly hankers for.

Ganyan naman talaga, minsa’y swerte-swerte lang ang paglipat sa isang network.

Sa kaso ni Luis Alandy, it’s luck with a capital L all the way.

Ang maganda siguro kay Luis ay ang katotohanang he has always been meticulous when it comes to his physical appearance and has labored awfully a lot to maintain the appetizing looks of an actor.

Whereas most of his contemporaries now have the wasted looks, he’s succulence personified and has always had the aura of a leading man.

Sa presscon na lang ng Iglot some two or three days ago, glam na glam talaga ang kanyang arrive at halata mong he’s labored inordinately to have the kind of delicious look that he has these days.

Anyway, villain siya ( he is Juancho) this time sa Iglot at siya ang tinik sa dapat sana’y smoot-sailing na mundo nina Claudine (Mariella) Barretto at Marvin (Anton) Agustin.

Mapanonood na ang “Iglot” starting August 29 after “24 Oras” sa GMA Telebabad.

Obra nga pala ito ng bating na direktor na si Gil Tejada, Jr.

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Bakit di na nila maalala si Panchito, Jr.?

KALA ko ba’y “in na in” na ang internet sa ngayon at ito na raw ang papalit sa telebisyon bilang most watched medium?

Obviously, it’s going to take some time pa siguro bago matalbugan (‘yan nga ay kung matatalbugan, ano? Hahahahahaha!) nito ang television.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, scalding hot talaga ang reception sa sizzling pic ni Panchito, Jr. who was photographed graphically while he was being greedily fellated upon by a cheap faggot.

Hindi naman talaga totally naked ang dati-rati’y talent ng isang sikat na network pero briefless (briefless raw, o! Hakhakhak!) siya habang kinakana ng kapalistic na bakla.

Sa true, kumalat na parang apoy ang mga tsika tungkol sa kanya at naging sensation din talaga siya sa internet habitues for a month or two.

Ang kaso, may mga bagong hot pics na namang nangagsipaglabasan kaya back to oblivion si kuya at ang kanyang inuumum na nota. Hakhakhak!

Ang nakalulungkot lang, ni hindi man lang niya napakinabangan ang scandal na’yun para at least ay nagka-soap opera man lang sana siya o indie movie man lang kaya. Hahahahaha!

Turned-off daw ang mga utaw dahil syorak ang bading na nagpi-fellatio. Hakhakhak!

Ganuned? Hahahahahahaha!

Kailangan pala maganda pa at sosi ang baklung para maintriga sila. Hahahahahaha!

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Nasan na si Maricel Soriano at ano na ang nangyari sa mga katung nagreklamo?

NU’NG bandang katapusan ng buwan ng June ay sensational talaga ang balita tungkol kay Maricel Soriano at ang dalawa niyang katu.

Talaga namang talk of the town ang physical abuse na ginawa niya supposedly sa dalawang maids of cotton at almost on a daily basis ay nasa tabloids ito.

Surprisingly, it’s now ignominiously ignored and is no longer hot news in as far as the tabloids and teevee programs are concerned.

Buhkit? Gibzungan na ba ng andalu ang mga tsimy kaya wah na sila pagka-apir on national television?

Nakapagtataka namang parang biglang nagkaroon ng news blackout.

Oh, well, bago?

Ganyan naman talaga sa Pinas kaya maraming umaabuso.

I just hope that Maricel is now fully recovered and would have the initiative to face her acting career once again so that the curiousity of her fans who have been missing her inordinately all these months will be sated.

Sayang naman ang kanyang innate gift as an actress kung sa wala lang mapupunta.

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Hot actress of the 80s recipient ng boundless generosity ni Kuya Boy!

NANINIWALA ang king of teevee talk na si Kuya Boy Abunda na what your left hand is doing should not be known by your right hand.

Kaya naman walang lumalabas halos in print sa mga tulong na binibigay ng main host ng “The Buzz” ng ABS-CBN.

At any rate, we did meet someone the other day who told us about Kuya Boy’s magnanimity to this once very popular actress of the 80s who’s now having a hard time with her finances.

“Naku, diyan ka masi-shock kay Kuya Boy,” our source enthuses. “Alam mo bang kung bigyan niya ng career ang aktres na ‘to ay lumalagapak na 50K?

“Yes, darling, sa tindi ng awa niya sa babaing ito ay tinulungan talaga niya ito nang matagal-tagal ding panahon.

“Pero ‘yun nga, never niyang pinag-maingay ito at ngayon n’yo lang nalaman dahil sa akin.

“Alam n’yo bang ang dami-rami niyang tinutulungan pero dahil good karma, para siyang balon na di natutuyuan. Laban ka?”

Well, ganyan naman talaga si Kuya Boy ever since.

Hayan nga at gibzung ever niya ang career ng Backroom sa kanyang mga tauhan.

Ikaw na ang maging king of charity, este, teevee talk pala. Hahahahaha!

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Engr. Manuel Pablico’s enigma

I AM not a very pious man but I have to admit that Engr. Manuel Pablico, a professional mechanical engineer by profession, is a very pious man.

He is not the kind who blubbers about religion in a blusteringly hackneyed manner but with full unadulterated mastery of the subject matter that you would simply be amazed with his knowledge about God and the bible as well.

Try listening to his simultaneous broadcast in six different radio stations (882 khz DWIZ, 990khz DZIQ, 1098khz DWAD, 1242khz DWBL, 1494khz DWSS, and 1530khz DZME) every Sunday from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. and be convinced that the guy knows what he’s talking about and is not in any way afraid to have an open debate with any religious leader in the country today.

Incidentally, Engr. Pablico is the man behind the religious organization called as the Divine Government of God, Inc. with office at Camec JCB along Edsa just beside GMA network.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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