Bubonika super bira na bad breath daw si Christian Bautista (Di kaya sarili niya ang naamoy niya? Hahaha!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wala na talagang kapaguran itong si Bubonika sa kaba-blind item sa hunk na si Christian Bautista na purportedly ay bad breath daw ito at talaga raw di kanais-nais ang smell emanating from his mouth.
Dahil na-curious rin kami sa mga sinusulat ng orig na ESP writer ng show business (Hahahahaha!), sinimplehan namin ang singer/actor na practically ay sa Singapore na nakatira sa rami ng commitments niya roon nitong nakaraang Linggo nang mag-guest siya sa The Buzz sa segment ni Ms. Charlene Gonzales na Straight From The Heart.
Sa totoo, we didn’t smell anything malodorous. Instead, a fresh minty smell wafted in the air when he came near Peter L. to say hi.
Ilusyunada at kwentista talaga itong si Bubonika. At this point, I would honestly say that what she wrote about Christian was the farthest from the truth and nothing but a mere fabrication or a figment of her highly fertile imagination. Hakhakhak!
Cheapanggetch talaga ang lolang ito. Hakhakhak!
Makapagsulat lang at ma-amuse ang kanyang readers, gumagawa talaga siya ng kwento.
Kunsabagay, hindi nga ba’t pinag-away niya before ang premier loveteam of the 80s na sina Leni Santos at Rey Abellana dahil sa mga ESP write-ups niya noon sa Jingle Senation ng defunct ng Jingle Publication? Hakhakhak!
Anyway, going back to Christian, touching ang kwento niya tungkol sa kanyang biolo- gical mom that was afflicted with cancer of the breast when he was about to shoot the movie that premiered last Sunday eve.
“Mahirap mag-decide that time dahil heto ang mom mo na mahal na mahal mo and who raised you, tapos iiwan mo.
“But my mom told me that, ‘I won’t let this sickness stop you from doing something good.
“‘Your brothers are here to take care of me.'”
According to Christian what happened to her mom was kind of something for the books. “She is now cured of what was ailing her without the benefit of chemothera-
phy, ” he says beaming.
“Her faith was able to save her,” he further intones.
“In a way, my mom was really deeply religious. She raised us well.”
Kung akala raw ng iba riyan ay spoiled siya dahil artista nga siya at kumikita na rin naman, mali raw sila. Pag nasa bahay raw siya, naghuhugas pa rin siya ng mga pinggan at tumutulong sa mga gawaing bahay.
Basta sa ngayon daw, he’s happily single or happily inspired while happily sear- ching for his ideal girl.
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CLAVING NA CLAVING NA SI KUYA
Dati-rati, naging malaking sensation talaga siya sa isang malaking network dahil sa galing niyang mag-anchor ng isang news program with his cool baritone voice and very masculine appearance.
He was not particularly handsome but the word macho seemed to be coined perectly to describe his very manly looks and bulging crotch that was the fantasy then of most dick-fellating faggots. Hahahahaha!
Sa totoo, ang daming na-insecure sa kanyang male talents ng network na’yun dahil overwhelming talaga ang response sa kanya ng publiko. Ang galing naman kasi ng boses at macho pa ang katawan.
But somewhere along the way, biglang nadiskaril ang kanyang career as anchor of this well-followed program on teevee.
Por que?
Simple lang, biglang kumalat ang mga nakasi-shock na balita to the effect that he was allegedly a macho gay and way back in the province where he came from,ladlade- ra raw talaga ang beauty niya dahil kapag nalalasing, hitsurang nakikipaglaplapan siya sa mga ombres sa karaoke houses roon. Hakhakhak!
Carry n’yo ‘yun? Hakhakhak!
Anyway, that kind of stories had a most negative bearing on his then burgeoning
news anchoring career.
Kung gaano siya kabilis sumikat, ganon din kabilis ang kanyang naging pagbagsak.
Before long, rumors were rife to the effect that he was purportedly into drugs, which eventually put an end to his illustrious news anchoring career.
Sa ngayon, natatawa na lang kami kapag nakikita namin ang nag-iisang billboard niya kung saan ang arrive niya ay baklung nang talaga. Hakhakhak!
Sino siya? Well, ang di makahula, syonga! Hakhakhak!
Joke! Hahahahahaha!
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EUGENE DOMINGO NATI-TRIPAN NA RIN SI KEAN CIPRIANO
Iba talaga ang appeal nitong si Kean Cipriano, ang lalakeng nali-link ngayon kay Eugene Domingo, Ang Bababe sa Septic Tank. Hakhakhak!
Imagine, kwarenta anyos na ngayon ang best actress ng recent 2011 Cinemalaya film festival, pero tipong ngayon lang tinamaan at sa lalakeng pabling pa.
Hahahahahaha!
Anyway, hindi naman daw siya huthutero kaya wala namang magiging problema si Uge.
Ano kaya ang say rito ni Alex Gonzaga and company? Hahahahahaha!
Pati na rin ‘yung anak ni Mama Dai na naging dyowa rin niya may ilang taon na ang nakararaan?
Well, itanong na lang natin kay Vice Ganda. Hakhakhak!
Any comment Ms. Rachel Ann Go? Hakhakhak!
‘Yun na!
Palabas na nga pala sa 40 theaters on August 3 ang pelikulang ito ni Ms. Eugene Domingo that’s released under Star Cinema.
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TRUE LOVE SHINES THROUGH
Iba talaga kapag TL ka sa isang tao. Kahit na ano pa ang mangyari, lalabas at lalabas ang totoo.
Perfect example sina Zanjo Marudo at Bea Alonzo.
Dati, rumors were rife that they were supposedly very much hooked with each other.
Pero siyempre, dahil sina Robin Padilla at Diether Ocampo ang leading men niya sa action seryeng Guns & Roses, kailangang freeeze muna ang mga balita tungkol kina Bea at Zanjo.
At any rate, dahil pumapalo naman ang ratings ng action serye nina Bea at pinakakain ng alikabok ang Mamaya Na ni Marianita L., it’s okay now if Bea and Zanjo would be honest about their special kind of intimacy.
Come to think of it, Bea’s entrance into the almost desultory existence of Zanjo was almmost perfect when you speak of timing.
At least, hindi na siya magmumukmok sa isang sulok dahil nakakuha rin siya ng worthy replacement.
Nice naman.
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MILYONES NA OFFER NG TV5 DINEDMA NI ATE VI?
True ba na in-offer-an ng milyones ng TV5 ang star for all seasons na si Ms.Vilma Santos pero dinedma raw ito ng aktres?
“Praktikal lang siguro si Ate Vi,” so says our source. “No offense meant sa network ni Mr. Manny Pangilinan pero no match talaga sila sa Dos at sa Siyete.
“And knowing Ate Vi to be astute when it comes to her career, she doesn’t want to take chances but naturally.
“Kung may offers ang Dos at Siyete, bakit nga naman tatanggapin mo ang Singko kung in the end naman ay you stand to lose a lot of things, right?”
Ibig bang sabihin ay wrong career move on Ate Guy’s part na tinanggap ang offer ng TV5?
“Mahirap mag-comment diyan dahil Nora must have her own reasons why she did come to accept their offer.
“‘Yun nga lang, it’s a big gamble at hindi naman sa prophet of doom tayo pero di makatutulong sa career ni Ate Guy ang lumabas sa  Singko.
“That is said without a scintilla of haughtiness or condescension.
“Sa totoo lang tayo!”
Oo nga naman.
But then, praktikal lang siguro si Mama Guy. She veritably needs dough at the moment and if TV5 can give what she’s hankering for, why not, di ba?
Times are hard. One must be practical in order to survive.
‘Yun na!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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