Suzette Ranillo railroading ang ginagawa kay Kuya Germs!

TAHIMIK kaming kumakain sa presscon ng “Protege” ng GMA-7 nang mapuna naming nagkukwento si Kuya Germs sa confidante niyang si Ms.Veronica Samio about Suzette Ranillo and her cheap railroading technique with the Master Showman.

Obvious sa expression ng mukha ng mabait na radio and teevee host ang kanyang disenchantment sa taling-harap na banat ng mukhang tibong starlet.

“Tinanong ko lang naman siya kung ano ba ang sched nila ni Guy dahil meron naman akong sariling mga lakad para sa ating Superstar. Ang kaso, di niya ako sinasagot,” he adds visibly hurting.

Ang feeling daw siguro ni Zuzette, a good actress, beyond reasonable doubt, but a non-entity in as far as talent management is concerned, siya ang legitimate na manager ni La Aunor. Hakhakhak!

Behind his back ay marami raw talagang sinasabi ang wala ng gandang starlet na parang lengua na ang arrive pero cool lang si Kuya Germs dahil alam naman daw niya whereof he stands.

“Si Guy naman ang nagpagawa ng mga kasulatan sa pagitan naming dalawa ng kanyang lawyer na ako nga raw ang kanyang official manager at may mga kasulatan kami roon.

“Di ko naman pinagpilitan ang sarili ko.

“Siguro, di nila gusto ang style ko na tumutulong talaga at di na nangungumisyon.”

Tama!

Anyway, in fairness to the Master Showman, Nora’s career has shown some tremendous improvements when he took over and smoothened out the rough edges in her protegee’s chaotic career path.

‘Yun nga lang, he could only do so much because the leeches are still very much around to make life miserable for anyone who would like to straighten out some kinks in the superstar’s exceedingly turbulent existence.

Come to think of it, it’s Nora who should be blamed for the kapalpakan that’s characterizing her career.

Gawin niya kasing role model ang kumare niyang Queentstar for all Season na si Ms. Vilma Santos who has a mind of her own, albeit she listens to some sound advises coming from some people whom she perceives to be concerned with her and her showbiz and political careers as well.

Kita n’yo naman ang improvements sa career ng ating Queen Vi.

Kung si Nora ay failure sa kanyang attempt na i-penetrate ang chaotic world of politics, Ate Vi has progressively become a success at it.

Pa’no naman kasi, hindi inaalis sa kanyang isipan ang pagiging isang lehitimong superstar kaya lagi na’y nabubuhay siya sa mundo ng ilusyon at pantasya.

Kung si Ate Vi ay malinaw na nakikita ang katotohanan sa mga bagay-bagay kaya effective siya kahit sa magulong mundo ng politika, si Nora ay moody at wala sa puso ang pangangampanya kaya naman resounding flop ang kanyang political career. Hakhakhak!

Kailan ba naman kasi matatauhan ang morenang aktres sa sad realities of life in and out of show business?

Kailan ba niya matatanggap na matagal nang nangamatay ang kanyang mga lolang loyalists na hangang-hanga sa kanyang admittedly incomparable acting skills?

Ang nakatatawa nga, sabi ng isang entertainment writer na nakasama niya when her career was still visibly peaking, kahit off-cam daw ay umaarte pa rin ang aktresang ina nina Matet at Ian de Leon. Hakhakhak!

How gross!

‘Yan siguro ang dahilan kung bakit in her befuddled state of mind, the people she really gets to be that intimate with are the people from the 70s. Hakhakhak!

Yes, my dears, Nora Aunor, the incomparably brilliant actress of her time, doesn’t have a good memory.

Ang naka-store lang sa kanyang memory bank (memory bank daw o! Hakhakhak!) ay ang mga taong nakasama niya during her glorious days in the business when she was Philippine’s show businesss itself.

Did I hit the nail right on its head, my dear Noranians?

Hakhakhak!

Now, nagtataka siguro siya kung bakit naungusan siya nang milya-milya ni Ate Vi na,in all honesty, ay poor second lang sa kanyang illustrious career noon sa show business?

Darling, her feet (Vilma’s) are firmly planted on the ground and she’s intelligent enough to know that one’s longevity in the business is not merely dependent on one’s luck but real hard work and good foresight as well.

Diyan natalo ni Queen Vi ang Superstar na si Nora Aunor.

In their long drawn-out race for stardom, it’s Vilma who’s been able to triumphantly emerge as the winner.

Ang komontra, magiging kamukha ni Lola Cristy Fermin. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ayoookooooooh! Hahahahahahaha!

Going back to Kuya Germs, alagaan na sana siya ni Aunor dahil siya lang naman ang willing magtrabaho nang walang ginigetlag na komi at totoong nagmamahal sa kanya.

‘Yung mga nakapalibot sa ‘yo, practically, ay mga sycophants at parasites and they have no intentions other than milking you dry.

Also, avail of a tummy tuck at the soonest possible time because that is what you’re basically in need of at the moment.

Maganda ka pa naman. Honest. Nandyan pa rin ang morenang kagandahang nagustuhan nila nu’ng time na mabait ka pa at di pa kinakain ng kaplastikan ang maganda mong upbringing courtesy of Mamay Tunying and your tita Belen who happens to be Maribel Aunor’s mom.

Ngayon kasi ay super plastikada ka na, aminin mo man sa hindi.

Period. Ayoko ng plastikadang tulad ni Cristinelli Salazar Fermin na mukhang anda, huh? Hakhakhak!

Ang nakatatawa, ‘yung mga taong kinikilala mo’y Laosanna Roces na nang matagal ng panahon. Hahahahahaha!

Don’t you find it ridiculously funny? Hakhakhak!

Period. Ayoko ng boba! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Claire, Imelda, agaw-eksena sa ‘Protege’

AGAW-EKSENA ang beauty nina Ms.Claire dela Fuente at Imelda Papin sa presscon ng newest reality singing competition ng GMA-7 titled Protege: The Battle for the Big Break.

Talaga namang the working press are so excited to see the two of them react when sharing the same stage together. “Hellooo! matagal na kaming nagkakakasama niyan,” coos Ms. Claire, “di n’yo lang alam.

“Besides, it’s been a while since we were pushed to compete with each other. Iba naman, puede ba? May kanya-kanya na kaming career ni Mel and both of us are happy.”

Oo nga naman. But objectively speaking, inasmuch as Imelda’s also fabulously rich, Admittedly, Claire’s singing career in our country is still the in thing of late.

Bagama’t magaling na performer itong si Imelda at superfab talaga ang kanyang dating the very moment she opens her mouth and dish out with poise and absolute self-possessions the classic hits of Shirley Bassey or Gladys Nights & or Melissa Manchester for that matter, it’s a fact that we have to admit that Ms. Claire is still the in thing in the industry of late.

Ang komontra, magiging kamukha ni Madam Virgie Balatico. Hakhakhak!

Wala akong ibig sabihin, huh?

Just wanna be honest. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, Gala Presentor rito si Dingdong Dantes na superfab palang talaga ang kagwapuhan at carry na makipagtalbugan sa mga young hunks ng GMA tulad nina Aljur Abrenica, among many others.

My God! Marianita has all the reasons to feel inordinately insecure when he is thrown in the company of young and irresistible women like Rhian Ramos, Solenn Heusaff, just to mention a few.

Iba palang talaga ang appeal ng hunk na ‘to ng Kapuso network dahil bukod sa over-flowing ang sex appeal, hanep pa ang ability to carry formal outfits and most importantly, articulate and intimmidatingly handsome as well. Hakhakhak!

May kulungan sa comfort station na naman kayang mangyari once na mag-taping na sina Dong at Rhian ng bagong soap nila sa GMA? Hakhakhak!

That, we have to wait and see. Hakhakhak!

Journey  host nga pala rito si Ogie Alcasid, at Reality host naman si Jennylyn Mercado.

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Eugene Domingo stand out sa Wedding Tayo, Wedding Hindi

DATI-RATII, we admit that we never did like Eugene Domingo one bit. This was the time when I was still co-hosting the rating (take note, Bubonika, rating very much unlike your show now that’s being avoided like the plague by most televiewers by virtue of Bubonic’s cheap hosting style that’s hackneyed and has long seen better days..Hakhakhak! AYOKOOOOOO!) Juicy and not its deplorably cheap version at the moment. Hakhakhak!

Kunin ba naman kasi ang mukhang nagngangang (nagnganga raw, o! Hakhakhak!) si Ferminata, what would you expect but a veritably horrendous outcome. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, going back to Ms. Eugene (na-sidetrack kasi ako sa chakistic na si Bubonic, the oldies titanic…Hakhakhak!) ang ganda-ganda talaga ng aura niya sa special mini-presscon na pinatawag ng Star Cinema para sa kanila ni Direk Joey Reyes para sa Wedding Tayo, Wedding Hindi.

For one, nagbunga ang kanyang pagda-diet at super trim na ang figure niya lately.

Secondly, very absorbing naman talaga ang kanyang brand of comedy na complimentary sa wacky style ni Ms. Toni Gonzaga.

Kaya nakasisiguro kaming isang box-office winner na naman ang latest offering na ito ng Star Cinema kung saan leading man ni Lady Eugene ang katilam-tilam na hunk na si Wendel Ramos.

Showing na nga pala on August 31 ang latest offering na’to ng Star Cinema in no less than one hundred theaters nationwide.

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