Aging sexy comedienne at actor/comedian laplapan to-the-max sa Hong Kong

THE TABLE has been dramatically turned now that this once young and exceedingly sexy comedienne has become a little bit mature and no longer the flavor of most horny DOMs. Hakhakhak!

For one, the moneyed action star who used to be inordinately smitten with her bountiful endowments is now ostensibly very much indifferent to her aging charm. Hahahahaha!

Kapag inadvertently ay nagkikita nga sila sa network na pareho nilang pinagtatrababuhan, hurting talaga ang girlalu dahil parang wala ng weather sa kanya ang dating papa. Hakhakhak!

Whereas before he was excitement personified every time they would bump into one another, parang cold weather in Alaska na raw ang emote ng aktor kapag accidentally ay nagkikita sila. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ang nakatatawa, lately ay nagpahayag ang komedyana na feel daw niya ang boyish machismo ng isang sikat na young actor but far from reacting positively, parang nahambal (Hakhakhak!) pa raw ito sa halip na matuwa. Hahahahahaha! How gross!

What’s most depressing is the fact that her most ardent and fabulously moneyed lover is no longer that interested with her since his life has ceased to be half as affluent as before and is now riddled with so much problems.

Ang ending, sang-ayon sa ating mga credible na gossip pundits, siya naman ang hinuhuthutan ngayon ng daks na apo ng isang legendary movie and teevee personality. Hakhakhak!

Lately, usap-usapan talaga sila ng mga Pinoy sa Hong Kong nang makita sila roong namamasyal at wala nang ginawa kundi magyapusan at maglaplapan to-the-max. Hakhakhak!

Totoo ka, what goes around, comes around.

Ang huthutera ng milenyo ay siya nang hinuhuthutan sa ngayon. Hahahahaha!

Ganyan lang naman talaga ang buhay. Kung dati’y namumunini ka ng kadatungan dahil sa mga DOMs, ngayo’y ikaw na ang DOM or matrona as the case may be. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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PAGCOR crowns first Miss Casino Filipino

AFTER a month-long nationwide search for the most beautiful, talented, and intelligent Filipina with a heart for service, the Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation (PAGCOR) recently crowned 18-year old Catrine Rosary Ocampo as its first Miss Casino Filipino.

Ocampo, a 5’ 8” stunner from Quezon City, will not only be PAGCOR’s ambassadress in all its socio-civic projects but will also represent our country in the Queen of the World beauty pageant in Germany sometime this year.

The Miss Casino Filipino 2011 grand winner fascinated the board of judges and the crowd with her dazzling poise and overt confidence during the Grand Coronation night held last Saturday night (September 3) at the PAGCOR Grand Theatre, Airport Casino Filipino in Parañaque City.

“It is a great honor to be crowned as the first Miss Casino Filipino. I am thankful that Casino Filipino gave me this opportunity. I will not only wear the crown on my head but also in my heart. It will be my pleasure to serve the community and pro- mote my advocacy for education,” says Ocampo.

As the grand winner, Ocampo received P300,000 in cash. PAGCOR will also help her chosen charitable institution through in-kind donation.

Also named runners-up to Ocampo were Glennifer Perido of Laguna (1st), Maureen Morales of Zamboanga del Norte (2nd), Katherine Dominique Lagrimas of Bicol (3rd), and Reina Cuneta of Makati City (4th).
First runner-up Perido also won Best in Swimsuit and Ms. Ever Bilena. Ever Bilena was the official make-up provider of Miss Casino Filipino 2011.

Dianna Sunshine Rademann of Puerto Princesa City won Best in Talent, Best in Long Gown and Ms. Beautiful Skin. Regine May Canlas of Angeles City was Ms. Photogenic, while Shenna Hernandez of Leyte was Ms. Asia’s Friendliest. Carmela Therese Ignacio, also from Angeles City, was Best in Costume.

1990 Supermodel of the Philippines Lala Flores who was among the board of judges during the coronation night said all the 29 candidates are beautiful and have the potential to become beauty queens.

Among the panel of jurors were PAGCOR Chairman and CEO Cristino Naguiat, Jr., Department of Energy Secretary Jose Rene Almendras, Queen of the World National Director Obet Ricalde, 2010 Bb. Pilipinas-World Czarina Gatbonton, model-stylist Rima Ostwani, fashion designer Fred Peralta, beauty queen April Love Jordan, and the Philippines’ premier fashion photographer Raymund Isaac.

The event was hosted by Bianca Gonzales and Drew Arellano. The country’s King of Talk Boy Abunda was also invited as special guest, hosting the night’s Question and Answer portion.

PAGCOR’s Miss Casino Filipino 2011 will be aired on PTV 4 on September 11 (Sunday) from 9:15 P.M. onwards.

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11 official candidates ang nawala

HURTING to-the-max ang kaibigan naming si Roldan Frias Castro dahil sa outspoken points of view ni Sir Jerry Yap na sinulat namin dito sa Remate. Hindi raw kasi niya ini-expect na kami pa ang magsusulat nu’n dahil magkakaibigan nga kami from way, way back.

Well, I only wrote about Sir Jerry Yap sentiments and I never did exaggerate one bit.

Ang nakalimutan ni Roldan, kaibigan din namin si Sir Jerry Yap and through the years, he’s always been around during those times when we need a little succor.

To the best of our ability, we tried to maintain an open analytical mind.

Anyway, sa allegations ni Sir Jerry na karamihan sa mga male candidates ng Hataw Superbodies 2011 ay mga bonzai, ito naman ang side ni Roldan. “Fyi pa rin po,” he asseverates, “re sa bonzai candidates, Friday
September 2, eleven official candidates ang nawala dahil may bulutong, naoperahan sa appendix, midterm exam, ojt, namatayan, may duty sa hospital, nagtaping sa Nora serye, may nag-shooting ng indie movie.

“Stressed kami at nagkaproblema pero sa mismong araw ng pre pageant, nagpalit kami ng candidates kesa mabungi ang show.

“Nasaktan talaga kami ate ngayon na mismong kaibigan pa namin ang nagsulat to the point na mga columnists mo pa kami.

“Sad talaga kami ate,” huling hirit ni Roldan.

Well, kung hindi ko kayo itinuturing na kaibigan, hindi siguro ganon ang paraan ng pagsusulat na gagawin ko.

Siguro, lait -to-the-max ang arrive tulad nang ginagawa ko sa pangitelyang si Cristinelli Salazar Fermin na bornok sa kabaliwan ang mga eksena at ngetpalites na gurang nang talaga.

But I wrote it with care and did not in any way resort to name-calling.

Sa totoo lang, the day Peter and I talked to sir Jerry, he was feeling so bad and so low, he was in need of an outlet to voice out his bruised ego and deeply hurt feelings.

Ginawa ko lang naman ang nararapat gawin ng isang kaibigan.

Di ko naman kayo binenta. I simply listened to his tales of woe the way a friend should and wrote it verbatim.

Walang labis, walang kulang.

Kung napaiba-iba ‘yun, honestly, latigong katakot-takot ang aabutin sa akin.

Pero friends nga tayo kaya I handled it with care.

‘Yun lang!

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Di dapat pag-ukulan ng pagmamahal

HINDI pa rin matapos-tapos ang intrigahan sa pagitan ng dalawang young actors na ‘to and all because of this young woman who’s a fine actress but a veritable flirt.

Kung ako naman sa kanila, we are not going to take things that seriously.

I guess they should ask the counsel of this young actor who used to be the regular  sex mate of this seemingly wholesome but infinitely horny young actress. Hakhakhak!

They surely are going to be enlightened and would stop their senseless bickerings.

Imagine, mereseng nasa bahay nila ang kanyang madiraka, keber ba sa kanya ng libo- geric at adik sa notang (adik daw sa nota, o! Hakhakhak!) young actress at churva- han talaga to-the-max talaga sila sa loob ng kwarto habang deadma na lang si mudra. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, lihim palang imbierna sa babaeng pa-tweetums ang itzu pero hatawera ng mga nota (hatawera raw ng mga nota, o! Hakhakhak!) ang isang comebacking actress.

As always, hinataw na naman daw ng babaeng addicted sa mga daks na notes ang kan- yang paparu, she’s naturally upset.

Kaya guys, put a stop to the kind of senseless animosity that exists between the two of you. For all you know, may iba pang ini-entertain ang babaeng ito.

Ito nga raw ‘yung asawa ng isang sweet-imaged actress na muling nagbabalik-showbiz sa ngayon. Hakhakhak!

True kaya ito? Well, that’s for me to know and you to find out.

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Sosyal ang bagong resto ni Ms. Claire

DI LANG sa kanyang talent management career humahataw si Ms. Claire dela Fuente. She’s also very much engrossed with her designation as a restaurateur.

Maliban sa tatlong brances ng kanyang Claire dela Fuente resto, may bago na naman siyang baby at ito ang Asian Noodle Co. na strategically located sa Asean Power station, Macapagal Ave., Pasay City.

Kakaiba ang resto na ‘to ni Ms. Claire in the sense na unique ang mga pagkaing niluluto rito.

Tipong mga exotic dishes na siyang nauuso sa ngayon na parang inspired ng mga Ko- rean at Chinese dishes with a new twist.

Try it when you’re within the vicinity.

Naiiba at napakasarap.

Kay Ms. Claire pa rin, lalong dumarami ang kanyang mga talents. Hayan at pumirma na pala sa kanya ng talent management contract ang mahusay na Kapuso actress na si Glaiza de Castro.

At  say mo, leading-lady kaagad ni Richard Gutierrez ang bago niyang project sa Kapuso network.

Naroroon nga pala that evening ang isa pa niyang alagang si Bela Padilla na sasali yatgoing a sa Binibining Pilipinas beauty contest by next year.

Kanya-kanya talaga sila ng linya. At least, a feather to Ms. Claire’s cup ang bago niyang acquisition.

Sikat na at may following na maituturing itong si Glaiza kaya di na siya masyadong mahihirapang i-push ito.

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Namumukod-tangi at nag-iisa talaga si Ate Vi

WHEN you speak of financial stability in the business and liquidity as well, there is no doubt that the Queenstar for all seasons is definitely one of the most loaded.

Si Nora Aunor na di hamak na mas naunang magkamal ng limpak-limpak na salapi ay hindi na nga poor second sa kanya. She’s way, way down Ate Vi’s awesome liquidity.

Honestly speaking, no matter what Orang does to cope up with Queenstar Vi’s well-deserved opulence, she’ll never be able to do so.

Milya-milya na ang agwat nila, the superstar will never be able to level up with Queen Vi’s fabulous investments and would really suffer in comparison.

I’ve written about this for the zillionth time but I’ll never tire in writing about it over and over again. Ate Vi’s appealing levelheaded and shrewd business sense will never be equalled by anyone in the business, especially so by the delusory and living in a different level of consciousness Ms. Nora Aunor.

For to be a success in this business, you need to have a different level of aware- ness and sensibility to know that everything in here is fleeting and transitory.

So, Ate Vi at this time has infinitely made it imperative to have her future and her family as well palpably secure.

Right now, she fabulously owns houses and lots in Tagaytay Highlands and Ayala Alabang as well.

She, too, has acquired houses in Magallanes Village, Green Meadows and LPL rest- house in Lipa, Batangas.

Apart from, she, too, has invested in a house and lot in the States, among other solid investments.

No wonder, he’s being loftily emulated by his son Luis Manzano who’s now a taxi operator and has breath-takingly renovated his Green Meadows abode approximating the grandeur of his mom’s superfab Ayala Alabang mansion no less.

‘Yan ang Queenstar for all Seasons, she’s not only an inspiration to the people whose lives she has wonderfully touched but specially so to her sons, Luis in particular, who wants to follow her wonderful example.

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Erich Gonzales naiibang aktres

BAGO mag-“TV Patrol,” electrifying na talaga ang atmosphere dahil sa bonggacious na performance ni Erich Gonzales bilang “Maria La Del Barrio.”

Sa new breed of young actresses, it’s an unassailable fact that Erich happens to be one of the most gifted and prettiest as well.

A few days ago, classic talaga ang encounter nila ni Angel Aquino na siyang supreme contravida sa kanyang buhay bilang si Maria.

A competent actress as well, di rin talaga nagpapakabog sa husay ni Erich si Angel kaya tit-for-tat ang kanilang labanan.

Gwapung-gwapo rito ang daks (daks raw o! Hakhakhak! Ayaw ni AJ Dee nang ganyan. Hakhakhak!) na si Enchong Dee kaya naman laging solved ang mga matronang badap. Hakhakhak!

Kaya balanseng tunay ang kanilang arrive. Habang nagtitilam-tilam (salivating va gah! Hakhakhak!) ang mga berdaderong ombre kay Erich, ang mga vaklushing bata at gurang ay nakatutok naman sa bulging crotch ni Enchong.

Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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