Ang lihim na karir ng finesse na aktor
KUNWA-KUNWARIAN ay pa-inosente ang drama ng babaeng ito pero saan ka, numero unong pakangkang sa mga ombres. Hakhakhak! As a matter of fact, pinagsabay raw nito ang isang shabuhistang aktor at ang di katangkarang daks na young actor na dyowa rati ng isang mataray na sexy actress na ngayo’y head over heels in love sa isang kulturadong aktor who comes from a filthy rich family.
Ang nakababaliw pa, wala siyang keber sa presence ng kanyang ina at nakikipagchurbahan siya sa di katangkarang young actor right in her presence.
Hindi naman actually sa harapan nito. They had the decency naman to do it in the privacy of the bedroom of this perennially horny young woman. Hahahahahaha!
Anyway, this young woman is now floating on cloud 9 for she’s the cause of the rift between these two young men of late.
Feel na feel talaga niyang nagkaroon ng gap ang dalawang young actors dahil sa kanya.
Ang tanong, are they really in love with her?
‘Yung matangkad na young actor ay rumored to be having some intimate affairs with gays, while the not-so-tall one is definitely at the mercy of his gay talent manager who’s going to raise hell, but naturally, the very moment he gets some confirmation about his ward’s involvement with the young actress. Hahahahaha!
Pero hindi naman talaga apektado ang young actress dahil sa true lang, ang dami niyag available na ‘spare tires’. Hakhakhak!
Ang siyete nga nyan, regular raw na bumibisita sa maelyang girlalu ang husband ng isang comebacking female personality na warfreak kapag ang papa na niya ang bone of contention. Hakhakhak!
Ang ending, hindi kaya bigla na lang kalbuhin ng matapang na comebacking actress ang elyadorang babaeng ito na ang packaging ay baitera kunu-kuno pero hanggang ngayon ay wah-ing pa rin pagka-payzung sa komi ng dating female manager?
Hahahahahaha! Abangan ang susunod na kabanata.
Sitti celebrates a decade in showbiz
THE Philippines’ one and only Bossa Nova Queen Sitti celebrates her 10 years in showbiz with a concert titled Ang Aking Awitin on September 16, 8pm, at the Music Museum. Joining her onstage are special guests Rico Blanco, Duncan Ramos, and Jett Pangan with the special participation of DJ Dense Modesto and the Whiplash Dancers.
Sitti’s successful reintroduction of bossa nova in the country has led to the re- cent popularity of this kind of music genre. The Filipinos’ interest in bossa nova which led to the plethora of bossa nova CDs and bossa-inspired OPM songs is presently positively ultra-inspiring.
Anyway, in her 10 years in showbiz, Sitti has released some best-selling albums such as Café Bossa, Sitti Live!, Sitti In The Mix, My Bossa Nova, Contagious, and Sitti Sessions.
Bossa nova artists Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughn, Astrud Gilberto, and Gal Costa have inspired the brown-skinned artist plunge into her craft with such dedication and zeal.
Why did she choose bossa nova? “On my third year as a lounge singer, people would comment that my voice would be best suited to this genre. It was something that was not forced on me, it was something I fell in love with. There is something about singing it that soothes and subdues me, like it quiets my inner thoughts. At the same time it also allows me to play around, gives me freedom on how to approach every song.”
Wherever she performs, she never fails to keep her audiences entertained with her cool performance that makes her one of the much sought-after artists in corporate and wedding events, out-of-town gigs, and shows abroad. “Time flies really fast. Imagine, I’m already celebrating my 10th year in showbiz,” she gushingly states.
“I’m really happy and grateful for all the great opportunities that come my way. I thank all my fans for their love and support all these years,” she asseverates.
Sitti has crossed-over to television and hosted several shows like Pinoy Dream Academy, Pinoy Big Brother Season 2, and appeared in the top-rating teleserye Ysabella. She is currently on ASAP Rocks.
In 2009, she made her theater debut in Atlantis Production’s Spring Awakening where she played the conservative, obedient yet brave and resilient Martha.
Ang Aking Awitin is directed by Calvin Niera with Ria Villena-Osorio as musical director.
Ticket prices at P800 (balcony), P1,200 (orchestra side), and P1,500 (orchestra center) are available at TicketWorld 891-9999, Music Museum 7216720 and 7216726, and Backroom office 4351098.
Ang Aking Awitin is presented by La Carmela de Boracay. Major Sponsors are Joybus and Genesis Transport. Minor Sponsors are HBC, Café La Carmela, Crustasia Restaurants (Shangri-La & Podium), Red Crab Café (Gateway Mall), Digitall Worx, Myphotographics, Heirloom Manila, Tangerine Skies, Midas Hotel and Casino, 8 Flashes, Today’s Water, Island Rose Flower Shop, Red’s Café, Zerona, Gluta, Imprintela, Flapjacks, Beca Music, and Fernando’s Bakery. Media Partners are Manila Bulletin, Inquirer, Business Mirror, Philippine Graphic, Magic 89.9, 99.5 RT, Wave 891, RJ 100, 103.5 Wow FM, and Energy FM.
For inquiries about Sitti, call Backroom at 4351108 and 4351120 or email at firstname.lastname@example.org
Vavalina editor’s nightmare
HAHAHAHA! A woman who used to be connected with the fan mag where Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro used to contribute for just texted us the other day.
“Hi Pete,” she says with wry amusement, “sobrang high blood ka sa column mo the other day.
“Alam mo bang napakabobo rin niyang magsulat?
“As in, ire-rewrite mo the whole article instead of simply editing it.
“Tatlo silang ang tawag ay suka boys. Kasi, pinabili lang ng suka, naging writer na kuno.
“Ka-contemporary niya sina Obette Serrano at Roland Lerum.
“At least si Obet,” she goes on with her narrative tongue-in-cheek, “nakatapak ng ABS-CBN.
“Just don’t read Vava’s messages, you only make yourself irritable. Hahahahahaha!
“Talo ka pag nagalit ka kasi that’s his prime motive. Tuwang-tuwa siyang napipikon ka kaya lalo kang aasarin.”
Well, he’s a cheap goner darling.
Truth to tell, he’s having a hell of a time just eking out a living. Hakhakhak!
Imagine, pangbili na niya ng tuyo, ibibili pa ng load makapang-asar lang. Hakhakhak!
Honestly, this miserable fag who happens to be a doltish pig is beginning to be consumed with so much hatred and bitterness, he never sleeps and seems to be perpetually awake texting us the whole day and the whole night. Hakhakhak!
What a pity.
Anyhow, this jobless cantankerous ugly beyond belief aging fag is destined to die a horrible death.
Instead na ibili niya ng pagkain ang nahaharbat niya kay Ms. Claire dela Fuente, (na awang-awa sa kanya dahil magaling ngang magdrama ang mabahongang matandang ito…Hakhakhak!), hayan at binibili pa ng iba’t ibang sim cards ng dulduling matandang tsakang vavalinang (how gross! Hakhakhak!) baklang ito.
Naku, Ms. Claire, asikasuhin mo na lang ang show ninyong Protege sa GMA-7 ni Imelda Papin at kikita ka pa kaysa naman i-entertain mo ang halimaw na galising baklang ‘yan na pinandidirihan ng sanlibutan. Hakhakhak!
Avoid him, Ms. Claire, for he’s comparable to a blight. A pestilence.
Ikaw rin, hayan at bomobongga na ang talent management career mo, nakikipagtrabus-kwenta ka pa sa mga losers, baka mahawaan ka. Hakhakhak!
Asikasuhin mo na lang ang bago mong talent na si Glaiza de Castro at kikita ka pa.
Like I said, Vavalina’s bad news. Avoid him lest his bad luck rubs in on you.
Popularidad ni JC Regino nakarating na sa Tate
BONGGACIOUS naman ang bunso ni April ‘Idol’ Regino. Imagine, kahit pala sa Tate ay marami ang omo-order ng album nila ng erpats niya kung saan ang single on promo sa Pinas ay ang Ang Buhay Ko’y Para Sa’yo.
“Nakatutuwa nga, kuya Pete,” enthuses JC. “Tumawag the other day si Charmaine para sabihing ang dami raw nagpi-place ng orders ng album namin ni Daddy.
“Kahit naman dito sa atin ay maganda rin ang sales nito kaya happy naman si Boss Vic.”
Sana nga raw ay mag-push through na ang solo album niya before the year ends para naman maganda ang pasok ng 2012 sa kanya.
Well, at the rate things are dramatically unnfolding in as far as his recording ca- reer is concerned, it’s highly probable that his second album would push through sooner than he expects.
Relax lang bata, pasasaan ba’t hahataw rin ang isang tulad mong mabait na at masunuring anak, gifted pa with a good voice that can sing folk and country songs and mellow rock as well.
Nagtatalak ang kabilang kampo nang sabihin namin sa radyo na si Ate Vi ang dapat na National Artist Awardee
HAHAHAHAHA! Ayaw matulog si Vavalina (the cheap malodorous aging fag…Haahaha!) nang sabihin namin sa aming radio program sa DWIZ (882 khz in your dial, 2 to 3 p.m., Monday thru Friday) na si Queenstar Vilma Santos ang may karapatang maging recipient ng national artist award dahil exemplary ang kanyang pag-uugali.
Bakit naman daw ang late husband ni Ms. Susan Roces ay naging national artist when along, he, too, was into smoking and drinking and an inveterate womanizer as well?
Well, pig, the late husband of Ms. Susan Roces might be into drinking and would occasionally indulge into having some affairs with women but he was always discreet when it came to this aspect of his personality.
Okay lang naman ‘yun as long as dignified pa rin ang kanyang image and not one to have lowered his persona into a veritably debased level.
Parang si Ate Vi. There might be some occasional social drinking but she was never into it because she’s very much aware of the negative effect it would have on her line of thinking and beauty as well.
Eh, ang idol mo, kumusta naman? Hakhakhak!
Maliban sa tomotoma, casino queen pa at may mga instances na hindi na natutulog at doon na lang naglalagi. Hahahahahaha!
Okay lang na mahirap o naghihirap as long as maintained naman ang dignity.
I could forever cite some instances why your idol was never considered to have won the lofty title, her being a superfab actress notwithstanding, along with her phenomenal fame, but I’d rather not alienate the educated fans of your idols all the more.
Mababait naman kasi sila at kokonti lang naman ang hayuperang tulad mo na intrigera’t estupida. Hakhakhak!
Maligo ba, Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro at nang mahimasmasan ka sa mga pinagsasabi mo sa isang kulturada at devoted sa kanyang craft tulad ni Queenstar Vi.
Honestly, Ms. Vilma Santos is far from being perfect. But to the most of her ability, she really tried not to was her dirty linens in public.
‘Yan siguro ang malaking pinagkaiba nila ng idol mo dahil never mong makikitang lumalabas in public si Queenstar Vi na hindi well-groomed and properly made-up.
She’s a very meticulous dresser in the sense that she shuns away from too frilly dresses that would make her appear like an overdressed dud.
Her demeanor in public is also exemplary and worth-emulating, hence people are definitely awed with her in the few occasions that they get to see her.
Never mo siyang makikitang lumalabas na parang nanggigitata and very much in need of a good bath.
Queenstar Vi is always perpetually made-up, well-coiffed and meticulously dressed up to perfection.
On top of that, there never was an instant that she was rumored or talked-about to have taken some mind-numbing drugs and was always a lady.
Yes, Vavalinang duldulera, always a lady that’s why she has earned the respect of the multitudes. Hahahahahahahaha!
Go to hell, fag, where you rightfully and truthfully belong.
Wedding bells for Cong. Roman Romulo at Konsehala Sahalani Soledad
He was a little late for our appointment but we didn’t mind one bit for we do understand.
Anyway, honest naman si Congressman and he told us that Konsehala Shalani Soledad was with him so it took him quite a while to come.
Hmmmm, tipong getting stronger every day yata ang kanilang bonding ni Konsehala?
“We are really close to the point that we get to see each other every day right after her stint Willie Revillame’s show.”
Unbeknown to most, Cong. Romulo was able to meet Willie first before Shalani. “Tumulong siya sa aking candidacy and he didn’t ask for anything,” he asseverates.
“Family friend kasi siya.”
Any comment about the closeness that Willie and Shalani have at their show?
“Wala namang problema ‘yun,” he avers.
“I guess it’s a part of the show’s format and I’m not about to get affected,” he reasons out in earnest. “Basta Shalani and I are close, that’s all that matters.”
Totoo bang pinakilala na niya ang magandang konsehala sa kanyang mga magulang?
“Oo naman. Nag-dinner na siya sa bahay,” comes his immediate response. “My parents are impressed with her beauty and good breeding.
“She’s not loud but she’s going out of her way to realy bond well with my mom and dad.”
Totoo bang engaged na sila?
“Yes!” comes his immediate answer.
Does it follow that wedding bells will soon be ringing?
“Let’s see,” he answers truthfully. You’ll hear from me.”
But one thing is for sure, Cong. Roman Romulo has been able to meet Ms. Right and he’s definitely very happy.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!