Askal na reporter nanghaharbat kahit sa mga male starlets na wala namang masyadong anda

KAWAWA naman itong dating maraming konek na entertainment writer na dahil sa pagbibisyo ay nawalan ng career.

Imagine, kung dati-rati’y super pabolosa ang kanyang kadatungan dahil sa rami ng kanyang pini-PR na madadatung na negosyante, this time he seems to have become a pitiful wandering Jew.

How pitiful naman.

‘Yan naman kasi ang hirap kapag nalululong tayo sa droga, lahat nang naipundar mo ay naglalahong parang bula in a wink of an eye.

At the height of his career as an entertainment journalist, his earning capacity was indubitably immense.

Siya kasi ang may hawak ng account ng isang opulent restaurateur kaya naman fabulous ang kanyang kadatungan.

But things are a lot different now.

All of his PR accounts are now practically non-existent and he has become practically a pauper.

Dati, medyo nagkaka-career siya kay Ferminata but things are a lot different now.

Dahil wala ng pakinabang, tinapon na lang siya sa isang sulok at wah na gibzung ng anda ang tulaerang matrona. Hakhakhak!

Poor vaklushi. Ang ginagawa na lang niya ay mangharbat kung kani-kanino at ang pinakalatest ngang nabiktima niya ay ang walang tulugan boy na si Mike Castillo.

Hahahahahaha!

Hitsurang sinusuyod talaga niya ang lahat na pwedeng pagkakitaan at pati ang may kalayuang Ongpin ay napuntahan ito.

“Korek my friend,” so says our source. “Ka-chat ko now si Mike Castillo. ‘Yung alaga ni Kuya Germs.

“Nagpunta sa jewelry store nila si_______________(name of the reporter) at sinabing ira-write-up daw ‘yung tao.

“Ask daw ng 2k, dahil wala namang masyadong pera ‘yung bata, 1k give niya.

“Hayan, 1 week na wala pa ring write-up kahit saang tabloid.

“Sana isulat naman niya dahil pinaghirapan naman nu’ng tao ang binigay sa kanya,” avers our source.

Hay, naku, ining, when are you going to make right your path?

Lalong liliit ang mundo mo niyan kapag ganyang wala na ngang masyadong kinikita ‘yung tao, minamalasado mo pa
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Have a heart, my dear. Magtinu-tino ka na at ayusin ang buhay mo para di ka pinandidirihang parang may ketong sa industriya.

Period. Mairap ang tsaka. Hahahahaha!

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Supalpal ang mga intrigera: Cong. Roman Romulo binatang-binata

HAHAHAHAHA! When we read the newspapers and tabloids a day or two ago, we almost choked with laughter. Halatang baseless ang pagkakasulat at hindi kilala nu’ng writer ang pagkatao ni Cong. Roman Romulo ng Pasig.

May hint sa write-up na he’s supposedly already very much married, which, to us, is the farthest from the truth.

Binatang-binata po si Cong. Roman and we know for a fact that he’s been looking for someone to get married to but unfortunately, some of the women he gets to encounter are quite too forward for his taste.

Hahahahahaha! I won’t comment anymore about these women but Cong. Romulo is a man of culture and erudition and he’s known Konsehala Shalani Soledad for quite sometime already it’s not a love at first sight thing.

Doon sa mga intrigera, we can vouch for what we are writing about since the public service-oriented congressman from Pasig happens to be a long time friend of our boss at Aliw Broadcasting Corporation Sir JAAC (Jun Cabangon to Cong. Romulo).

In the past when our boss was not that busy yet, Peter and I would usually have some lunch together and Cong. Romulo impressed as a someone conservative but highly intelligent.

‘Yun lang!

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Cristenelli Salazar Fermin walang kredibilidad!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ang daming nagtitext sa amin lately tungkol sa kawalan ng kredibili- dad ng AC/DC na si Cristinelli Salazar Fermin. Hahahahaha!

“Si Coco Martin na naman ang tinitira ng babaing walang kredibilidad,” so says our avid reader. “I still remember, in-interview pa niya noon ang ex ni Coco para mapag-usapan ito dahil gustung-gusto nga niya ito before, but sad to say, wala siyang nakuhang symphaty mula sa mga tao.

Hahahahaha!

“But lately, how she has changed allegiance or loyalty. Hahahahahaha!

“Tama ang pala-palagi n’yong sinusulat, kuya Pete, walang kredibilidad ang babaeng ‘yan.

“I bet,” he says with wry amusement, “pag lumipat si Coco sa TV5, kulang na lang baka pati puwet nito ay dilaan niya sa sobrang papuri. Hahaha!

“Look na lang kay Mo Twister,” he adds as an after thought,” halos isumpa niya ito sa columns niya before pero ngayon puro papuri na ang ginagawa niya.

“Hay buhay, buhay na buhay na plastic itong si Lola Cristy.

“Kaya nga di nag-rate ang Bye Bye Razzi niya. Hahahahahaha!

“Mabuti na lang mababait tinitira niya kaya di siya pinapatulan.

“Kung ako sa management ng Cinco, kung gusto nilang mag-rate talk shows nila, tsugihin nila si Lola Cristy.

“Anyhow, for a while, nang dumating si Nora, grabe talaga ang pagsisipsep niya.

“Dati, si Ate Vi ang sinusuob niya ng mga papuri.

“Pasalamat siya di mapagtanim si Queentstar Vi sa mga reporters. Cool lang siya kahit iniintriga ng iba riyan. Hindi naman kasi insecure na tao ang idol namin.

“She knows whereof she stands.

“Intrigahin man siya nila, to no avail dahil na-establish na niya ang kanyang integrity at sincerity sa mga tao.

“Kaya nga maganda pa rin siya all these years dahil pure ang kanyang puso at never siyang nag-take advantage sa mga tao.”

Korek!

Hayan at balik-Queenstar Vi na naman ang lola n’yo. Bad trip na kasi sa kanya si Nora dahil nakarating na rito ang mga paninira n’ya, lalo’t higit kay John Rendez. Hahahahahaha!

One of these days, balak raw i-confront ni Mama Guy si Lola Cristy dahil sa mga kabalbalan at kabarubalan nitong pinaggagagawa. Hahahahahaha!

Naku Ate Vi, you be careful of this leech of a duplicitous matrona.

Loyalty is something she doesn’t and will never have.

Since time immemorial, she’s always equated loyalty with money. Hakhakhak!

Look Queenstar, she is comparable to a most protective mother hen in as far as Willie Revillame is concerned.

Why, my beloved Ate Vi? It’s simple, the guy is exceedingly moneyed and generous.

A couple of months back, he gifted her with a 2 million van no less that’s why the megalomaniac matrona is hissing like a virulent snake the very moment someone hits him in their columns. Hahahahahahaha!

When money talks, Ate Vi, this pug-nosed matrona indubitably listens with full rapt attention. Hahahahahaha!

But then, you are a woman who’s been wisened enormously with your vast experiences in life.

You might impress some people as someone easy to deceive, but, honey, what lurks behind that deluding facade of seeming fragility is a woman of steely determination and good foresight.

Hahahahahahaha!

I should know. In the many years that I’ve observed you from a distance, I just know that you may not be an Evita Peron who’s wily as a snake but you’re definitely exceedingly aware about the duplicitous ways of some people in the business.

Hahahahahaha!

Kaya nga survivor ka Ate Vi. Your all-seeing eyes know what’s happening around you but you pretend, or give the stark impression that you don’t.

Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Nagkabuhul-buhol na ang mga kwento pero ang totoo niyan ay yung pa-tweetums na girlalu ang may problema

KUNG saan-saan na napunta ang mga kwento tungkol sa naganap na ombagan blues sa pagitan ng dalawang aktor sa isang sikat na teevee network.

Kesyo hinawakan daw ng mga miron ang half-Italian, half Pinoy na aktor, may version ding papano naman daw kasi makagaganti ito e nasa loob siya ng caru nang biglang upakan ng matapang na di katangkarang aktor. Hakhakhak!

Well, the bottomline is, ‘yung garampingat na elyadorang magaling na aktres ang may kasalanan diyan dahil pinaasa niya ‘yung dikatangkarang aktor gayung may commitment na siya roon sa isa.

In the past, ganyan naman ang diskarte niyan, di nga lang masyadong na-sensationalize.

Kaya stop blaming the men, why don’t you take a more perusing look at this sex-oriented young woman instead and realize that the men are the victims here.

Period!

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Superfab si Toni sa ‘Wedding Tayo, Wedding Hindi’

THERE’S no doubt that Eugene Domingo is such a fine comedienne/actress but it’s Toni Gonzaga who’s given a performance that’s quite novel and refreshing in the movie “Wedding Tayo, Wedding Hindi” of Star Cinema.

‘Yung husay kasi ni Ms. Eugene ay hindi na pinagtatakhan pa dahil consummate actress naman talaga siya even from way, way back, kaya it’s Toni’s Japayuki character that most moviegoers find infinitely amusing.

Well, talaga namang bonggadera kung umarte ang gandarang anak na ‘to ni Mommy Pinty Gonzaga kaya karamihan sa kanyang mga pelikula ay tumatabo sa takilya.

Ang komontra, magiging kamukha ni Bubonika. Hahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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