Cock-teaser na singer-actor virgin pa raw sa bading?

HALOS malunok ng mga vaklushi ang kanilang mga pustiso nang buong ningning na gumawa ng super shocking pronouncements ang isang cock-teaser na alternative, folk-rock singer sa presscon ng isa niyang pelikula to the effect na virgin pa raw siya sa mga vaklushi.

Hakhakhak!

How amusing naman his pronouncement happens to be when it’s common knowledge in the business that he already had some intimate sexual encounters with gays knowing him pretty well to be some kind of opportunist or someone who takes advantage of the largesse of some gays in the business. Hakhakhak!

Ang lakas naman talaga ng loob niyang sabihin ‘yun gayung may kalyo na yata ang tarugs niya sa kapauumum sa mga bading.

Hahahahaha!

Carry n’yo ‘yan? Kunsabagay, may K naman daw ang tarugs ng ombre na ‘to kaya nga in demand siya sa mga vaklung.

Kaya sana naman daw, tigil-tigilan na niya ang pagiging ipokrito dahil ang true niyan, kay dali-dali raw niyang magkaroon ng erection (kay dali raw magkaroon ng erection, o! Hakhakhak!) lalo na’t naramdaman niyang may datung at favor siyang makukuha sa mga vaklung.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Kaya puede bra-pantyline-make-it-brief, (Hakhakhakhakhak!) tigil-tigilan mo na raw hijo ang kaplastikan mo’t baka magprotesta ang mga vaklung na nakaumum sa ‘yo.

Hahahahahahaha!

Buti pa nga ‘yung macho at di hamak na mas gwaping at may arrive sa ‘yo at isang certified na dakota ay very vocal sa pagsasabing may karanasan na siya sa mga bading.

Otherwise, baka magprotesta rin ang isang vaklung na nahurot ang kadatungan dahil sa kalilibre sa kanilang mag-anak ng mga free trips sa abroad nu’ng time na starlet pa lang siya at can’t afford pang i-treat ang family sa abroad. Hakhakhak!

Puhunan kasi niya ang kanyang que largo grandeng tarugs na soo haba and oh, sooo taba! Hahahahahahahaha!

“Yun na!

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Maswerte si Vice Ganda sa manager niyang si Ogie Diaz!

LIKAS na may talent at may arrive ang personalidad, not to mention her being quick-witted, pero malaking factor rin kay Vice Ganda ang pagkakaroon ng isang manager na gamay na gamay na ang show business dahil matagal muna siyang naging entertainment writer bago naging host ng mga showbiz-oriented talkshows na gaya ni Pareng Ogie Diaz.

Sa totoo, ‘yung mga bagay-bagay na di gaanong napapapelan ni Vice whose movie “Praybeyt Benjamin” under Star Cinema and Viva films is slated to detonate in some 100 cinemas all over the land on October 12, si Ogie na ang nagpupuno.

We are not particularly close but I have always held Ogie in high esteem in the sense that, apart from becoming a veritable success in the field of teevee hosting, he, too, happens to be a success as a father.

Anyhow, whatever success Vice Ganda’s enjoying right now is well-deserved in the sense that apart from being extra-talented, he’s got a good mentor in Ogie who’s doing everything in his power to give ample guidance to his ward.

Anyhow, panalo ang soon to be shown movie niyang Praybeyt Benjamin dahil maganda ang cast nito kung saan ang gumaganap bilang patriach ng pamilya ay ang veteran actor na si Mr. Eddie Garcia.

What’s exciting is the fact that she’s got a verile leading man in the person of Derek Ramsay who’s a perfect foil to Vice Ganda’s femininity.

O, di ba? Hahahahahaha!

Bukod kay Derek, join din ang certified daks na sina Carlos Agassi at DJ Durano.

Sa direksyon ng bating na direktor na si Wenn de Ramas, tiyak na kakabagan kayo sa adventures and misadventures ni Praybeyt Benjamin dito.

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Pagprima raw ng kontrata ni Ate Vi sa TV5 kuryente!

EWAN kung bakit may press releases na ganito ang TV5 pero nang makausap namin ang secretary ni Ms. Vilma Santos na si Ate Aida Fandialan, hindi raw totoong by early part of 2012 ay pipirma na ng kontrata ang Queenstar for all Seasons sa nasabing network.

“As far as I know,” Ate Aida asseverates, “early this year pa, nakipag-meeting na kami with all the top officials (of TV5). Kaso, si Vi nga ang may problema sa availability.

“To date,” she goes on in earnest, “si Mother Lily na ang nagpa-follow-up per request of MVP.”

The conflict, according to Ate Aida, lies with the fact that Queenstar Vi had signed a three-picture contract with Star Cinema and one of these happens to be the movie “In My Life.”

“May plano pa kasi ang Channel 2 na isang weekly public service show for Vi and Lucky,” says Ate Aida. “For next year na rin ito.”

So there.

Pa’no na ang mga releases na ‘yan na lilipat na kuno ang Queenstar by next year sa TV5? From the way we look at things, it’s nothing but wishful thinking. Hahahaha!

One thing is palpably clear, Ate Vi is going to work for ABS-CBN and that’s quite plausible at the moment.

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Poor Cristy Fermin siya na lang ang nagi-effort para mag-survive ang Juice-less

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Cristinelli Salazar Fermin, she seems to be the only one who’s trying to keep the fire of their doomed show burning.

Si DJ Mo, tipong he’s not that in the mood to host the show any longer.

The same thing can be said with Alex Gonzaga who is not half as energetic as she was during our Juicy days when she had the juiciest and the most interesting stories ever. Hahahahahaha!

Dati nga, fastidious dresser pa siya noon and it normally took an hour or two before she was ready to face the cameras.

Lately, how amusing to note that she seems not to be so keen in dressing up anymore and would face the cameras almost unmade-up.
Hakhakhak!

Going back to Mo Twister, the fire that he had shown at GMA-7 when he was still co-hosting their Sunday show is now practically non-existent. Hakhakhak!

Sabi nga ni Peter, parang wala na rin daw ito sa mood mag-host ng show at todo pasa na lang.

Poor old woman, que miserable usted. Hakhakhak!

“Yun na!

Anyway, ano kaya ang ipapalit sa Face-to-Face na nasa afternoon slot na ngayon sa TV5?

Mukhang wala na silang makukuhang kasunod nilang programa. Hindi kaya anime na lang ang kasunod nila? Hakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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Atty. Persida Acosta ibang-iba ang aura

MATAGAL-TAGAL ko na rin namang di nakikita si Atty. Persida Acosta, definitely the hottest and most popular lawyer this side of Hollywood.

From the looks of it, hiyang sa kanya ang hosting job niya sa TV5.

Pagkatapos na maging part ng Face-to-Face ni Ms. Amy Perez for quite sometime, she’s now hosting a show of her own and from the looks of it, she has become a veri -table success.

For one, bonggacious ang response sa kanyang “Public Atorni” na napanonood Thursday night right after Late News Aksyon Journalismo on TV5.

Kung ‘yung pinanggalingan niyang show ay nag-suffer in a way right after na gawing pre-programmning nito ang show ni Fermin, Atty. Persida’s show has become a veritable winner.

Sa rami ng kanyang natulungan, nagsama-sama siguro ang mga dasal nila nang pasasalamat kaya naman super bongga ang naging outcome ng kanyang Public Atorni.

“I’m personally happy with this program,” she asseverates, “because this is consis- tent with the mandate of PAO to encourage battling parties to reconcile through alternative means such as mediation, conciliation, and arbitration.

“The options are clear for them: Asunto o areglo (to sue or to settle),” says the good-natured public attorney.

Anyway, Atty. Persida has now become more aware of her looks unlike before when she was not yet seen on national television.

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Bela Padilla lalong gumaganda

KUNG dati-rati’y may mga nagtataas ng kilay kay Bela Padilla, these days they seem to have this belief that she’s bound to become a beauty queen soon.

May promise naman kasi sa departamentong ito ang talent ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente dahil bukod sa may height at kutis porselana, she, too, is intelligent and fairly articulate.

Sana nga ay siya ang mapiling representative natin sa Miss World beauty pageant next year para naman matupad ang matagal nang pangarap ni Bela at ng kanyang mommy.

Still on Bela, Ms. Claire is most fulfilled with the kind of support that GMA-7 has been giving her ward.

Nakikita naman kasi ng nasabing network ang kanyang promise kaya all-out ang kanilang suporta.

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Tarugs ng bisexual na aktor que largo grandeng talaga

HAHAHAHAHA! So very funny naman ang eksena ng isang brusko at gwaping na morenong aktor pagdating sa kama. Meron kasi siyang sex video na matagal nang nagsi-circulate kung saan he was being sodomized by a young man (a man for hire according to some people in the know…Hakhakhak!) while he moans in blissful ecstacy. Hakhakhak!

What’s most amusing is the fact that the dick of his sexmate pales in comparison with his gigantic equipment that is remarkable both in size and circumference. Hakhakhak!

Would you know who he is?

Well, he’s a lot popular and a very good actor to boot. Hakhakhak!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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