Cong. Roman Romulo pinati-tripan ng isang tabloid

DEDMA lang si Cong. Roman Romulo sa mga nasusulat sa kanya lately.

A man of unquestioned culture and erudition, nu’ng unang nasulat na may sabit na raw siya dahil may nag-feed sa writer na may nakakita raw sa kanyang may kasamang babae at ang rumor, ‘yun daw ang ‘asawa’ niya, he decided to simply ignore the issue and let it die a natural death.

Lately naman, dahil di nakalusot sa intrigang may asawa, pinalalabas namang gay raw ang matalino at gwapong conressman from Pasig.

Hahahahahahahaha! Ano ba talaga ate?

Anyway, Cong. Roman happens to be a man of dignity, he is not going to glorify cheap and senseless talks like that.

The truth of the matter is, he has become so focus with his career that everything has to take the backseat.

Kuha n’yo? Hakhakhak!

But to say that he had no time for love and women would also be an exaggeration. Marami na rin naman siyang naka-date before he got involved with Konsehala Shalani Soledad.

‘Yun nga lang, sa dinami-rami ng mga chicks na na-meet niya, ngayon lang siya nakatagpo ng babaeng tipong ideal enough to bring home to mama.

Naghintay ka na rin lang naman nang matagal na panahon, might as well choose the best.

Gets n’yo?

Kaya put a stop to your cattiness and delusions dahil walang lahing bading ang mga Romulo. Hakhakhak!

That much I can assure you, ladies.

‘Yun na!

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Hahahahaha! How amusing ang mga side comments sa bold actress na ‘to na kung hindi raw pala properly made-up ay mukhang katu (housemaid) ang arrive.

Hakhakhak!

Sa totoo lang naman, without the suave application of make-up, she looks very ordinary with her very short nose, angular face and dry skin tone that needs to be lotioned heavily (Hakhakhak!) and bleached as well. Hakhakhak!

Kung nagkataong di siya galing sa isang sikat na showbiz clan at di sentimental fave ang kanyang erpats, we doubt it kung makaeeksena siya with her nondescript
facial features and seemingly detached personality.

Di kasi talaga siya ‘yung tipong makagagaanan talaga ng loob dahil sobrang tahimik at di tipong outgoing at voluble.

Marami nga ang nagulat nang bigla siyang magdesisyong pasukin ang paghuhubad sa pelikula gayung wala naman siyang asset na maituturing for this kind of genre.

Honestly, she doesn’t have the body and the bumpers as well.

But what she lacks in endowments, she compensates by way of her brazenness in disrobing before the cameras.

Wala talaga siyang takot sa hubaran at tinatalbugan niya ang mga babaeng higit na may K sa larangang ito pero hindi kasing agresibo niya . Hakhakhak!

Come to think of it, her greatest asset, apart from shamelessness in showcasing her almost naked body before the cameras, happens to be her intensity as an actress.

Kung nagkataong wala pa siyang ganitong talent, we doubt it kung magtatagal siya sa industriyang ito. Hakhakhak!

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Dati-rati, he seems to have an insatiable appetite when it comes to women.

Talaga namang nagbibilang siya ng babae at ang bilis-bilis niyang magpalit ng chick.

Surprisingly, everything is quite right now in as far as his lovelife is concerned and he seems to be focused on his career.

Why is that so?

Nanawa na ba siya sa kanyang seemingly endless kangkangan session with women?

Or baka naman nananahimik siya dahil may bago na naman siyang prospect sa islang kanilang kinaroroonan na sadyang malayo raw sa kabihasnan. Hakhakhak!

How amusing. Just when everybody believes that he’s already a new man, stories such as this would come out. Hakhakhak!

Sino naman kaya sa mga girlalu roon ang kanyang ‘kaeksena’? Hahahahahahahaha!

If true, wala pa rin palang pahinga ang ratbulites at libido ni kuya.

Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

“Yung dati nga niyang chick, sa ganitong klase rin ng environment niya nakita.

But predictably so, pagbalik nila sa kabihasnan, off-line na sila dahil parang nanamlay na ang intensity ng desire sa kanya ni Kuya. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Oh, the men of today, how fleeting their interests with women are and how so easy they lose interest.

Siguro, dapat lang ay huwag munang bibigay para may konting challenge at mas pahahalagahan ang isang relasyon.

Kapag easy to get daw kasi, to qoute an adage, it’s also so easy to forget.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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May nag-feed sa amin lately na false alarm naman daw ang mga tsikang lilipat na sa TV5 si Sarah Geronimo dahil wala raw ganitong balak ang young superstar.

“Totoo ‘yan,” so says our source, “bagama’t gusto sana ni Boss Vic na ilipat siya sa TV5, for once, nag-decide si Sarah on her own will.

“Ayaw niyang lumipat dahil bukod sa maganda naman talaga ang treatment sa kanya sa ABS CBN, aware si Sarah na nasa losing end ang kanyang career dahil bukod sa hindi pa established ang TV5 when it comes to its following, wala silang TFC channel na siyang mahalaga sa mga singers na tulad ni Sarah income-wise.”

Dapat lang!

What good is money if you’ll eventually lose the fire of your popularity because the network you plan to move into has got no solid following yet?

‘Yun lang!

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Mas happy ngayon ang buong cast ng soap na Reputasyon na napanonood na ito bago ang Maria La Del Barrio.

Mas wider kasi ang viewership ng ganong timeslot as compared doon sa rati.

Anyway, mas lalong nagiging madrama ang mga tagpo rito at maigting pa rin ang conflict sa pagitan nina Agnes delos Santos (Cristine Reyes) at Catherine Villamayor (Aiko Melendez).

The last time we had the chance to see it, nagtapat si Jason Abalos na mahal na mahal pa rin niya si Cristine.

Oh, well, if that is the case, what will happen to the character of Rayver Cruz who is also genuinely in love with Cristine’s character?

Still on Cristine, mas magaganda pala ang eksena niyang di kasali sa trailer sa pelikulang No Other Woman ng Star Cinema at Viva films.

You should see raw her tarayan scene with Anne Curtis in the beach where both of them are skimpily outfitted in revealing bikinis.

Sure winner talaga ang pelikula nilang ito (No Other Woman) na palabas na this coming Wednesday, September 28 in some 100 theaters nationwide.

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Dahil tigbakers sa rating (Hahahahahaha! isn’t that fittingly called comeuppance or retribution, dah’lin? Hahahahahaha!), gumawa na naman ng drastic move ang mga tao

behind the deluvic Mamaya Na. Hakhakhak!

Imagine, out na raw rito ang orig na lead actor ng action or fantaserye (or whatever it’s called..Haahaha!) na si Mikael Daez at ang ipapalit ay ang wala ring kabuhay-buhay na si Aljur Abrenica.

Is that a sound decision Marianita? Hakhakhak!

Sa totoo, the best thing that you guys should do is to put an end to this abysmal soap of yours at the soonest possible time and start a new one.

Pronto!

Kahit ano pa ang gawin n’yo riyan, Marianita L., to no avail na.

Ang laos ay laos ay laos.

Period, ayoko ng boba!

Hahahahahahahaha!

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MERONG herculean effort daw na i-resurrect ang career ng kanyang perennial arcrival sa pelikulang si Nora Aunor pero tahimik lang si Queenstar Vi.

Every time she is enundated with the perennially predictable question on her nemesis for more than four decades now, Ms. Vilma Santos would good-naturedly say:  “Eight years nawala ang Mareng Guy ko, let’s all welcome her back.

“Competition is okay with me. If it will make the industry healthy, why not?” she avers.

Is she willing to do a movie with her?

“Di tayo tumatanggi,” she coos. “It’s just that may iba pa tayong responsibilidad.”

“Modesty aside,” she intimates, “marami talagang offers.

“Ang Star Cinema lang talaga ang natanggap ko dahil sila ang nag-a-adjust sa sched ko. Kumbaga, naiintindihan ng Star Cinema ang working sched ko.”

Anyway, if her working sched permits, Ate Vi would like to give indie movie a try.

Sa lahat nga pala ng offers, Queenstar Vi’s top requirement remains to be the same – the working script.

“Kung wala mang script,” she avers, “at least ‘yung synopsis para I know what the story is all about.”

Oo nga naman. Sa tinagal-tagal niya sa industriya, she has come to realize that a good script is vital to the success of any movie.

At any rate, confident si Ate Vi na at this point in her career, a healthy competi tion is welcome but it should not be as fierce as it used to be.

Hindi na nga naman sila mga bata ni Nora, dapat ay magkaroon naman ng pagbabago.

Dapat lang!

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