Hitsurang ‘nagmumurang kamias’ sa nakababaliw na hairstyle ni Fermin sa rating-less na ‘Juicy’

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hitsura ng burukang sinabunutan ng pitong baklang leon (Hakhakhak! how outrageously amusing!) sa ayos ni Cristinelli Salazar Fermin sa Juicy the other day nang inadvertently ay mapanood namin ito habang wait galore kaming magupitan sa fave naming beauty salon sa Novaliches.

Obviously, ill-advised when it comes to proper hairdo and make-up ang reyna ng mga chabukan. Hakhakhak!

Kung bakit kasi hindi na lang simple hairdo ang gawin sa kanya lalo na’t namamaga nang talaga ang kanyang fezlak. Hahahahahaha!

How outrageous can you get!

Anyway, I’m positive that the poor ratings of Juicy would all the more plummet in that particular episode. Hakhakhak!

Come to think of it, bilib din naman kami sa clout ni Ferminata sa TV5. Kahit na wala ng ad placements at naghihingalo na ang show pero sige pa rin. Hakhakhak!

Kahit mga kasama niya sa show ay wala na ring gana at parang todo-pasa na lang. Hahahahahaha! After all, may talent fee naman. Hahahahaha!

Si DJ Mo nga who used to be so voluble and articulate is now indubitably not in his element. Hakhalhak!

With a tulaerang Tagalista like Crispy Cristy to keep you company, who would be? Hakhakhak!

Anyway, kahit na si Ms. Alex Gonzaga who used to be so bubbly and giggly and had truckloads of interesting stories to tell is almost catatonic now with Lola Cristy holding the reins. Hakhakhak!

Intimidated siguro siya sa overbearing na attitude ni Lola Cristy na parang Mrs. know all, samantalang mga sources lang naman ang nagbibigay sa kanya ng mga kwentong kutsero na’yan. Hahahahahahaha!

Ang mali sa show, Mr. Perci Intalan, ay hindi sa mga new blood dito kundi kay Lola Cristy na parang lola know-it-all ang bearing pero kadalasa’y nakukuryente naman. Hakhakhak!

Who would take a showbiz-oriented program like that seriously when the one manning the show happens to be veritably antiquated? Hakhakhak!

Bahala nga kayong malugi nang milyones. Tutal, bilyones naman ang andalu n’yo.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

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Hayden Kho walang ‘K’ na maimbiyerna kay Katrina

ANY topic under the sun ay willing daw sagutin ni Hayden Kho pero taboo para sa kanya ang any question that has got to do with Katrina Halili.

Buhkitttt? Aggrieved party naman talaga si Katrina sa nangyari sa kanilang dalawa.

As a matter of fact, up to this very moment, the soft-spoken actress is still suffering from the brunt of her indiscretion.

Natural lang sigurong mag-react si Katrina every time she’s being asked about her doomed episode with Hayden. After all, the stigma that it has given her is still very much a part of her persona.

Hindi nga ba’t nagulat na lang siya lately nang tigbakin siya sa isang soap niya sa GMA dahil far from being an asset ay nagiging liability pa raw siya sa production?

Okay lang kay Hayden ang mga nangyari dahil di naman siya naapektuhan, so to speak.

Hayan at magpapakasal na nga sila ni Vicki Belo na head-over-heels in love pa rin sa kanya in spite of everything, di ba naman?

‘Yun namang pagka-rebuke ng kanyang license ay temporary in nature lang naman at kapag ‘nilakad’ nila ay siguradong maibabalik.

Pero ang nawala kay Katrina ay irrepairable nang talaga. The infamy lingers on and it continues to affect her, her kind of work, along with her peace of mind and emotional tranquility.

Dapat lang naman talaga siyang kasuklaman ni Katrina dahil grabe ang pangbababoy na ginawa niya.

Sa totoo lang!

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That unexplainable magic between Enchong and Erich

VERY vocal naman silang the best of friends lang silang dalawa at the moment but for some quaint reason, there’s something between Erich Gonzales and Enchong Dee that makes them veritably interesting in as far as their innumerable fans are concerned.

Call it chemistry or whatever you want to call it but they veritably sizzle on cam and a lot of people would fantasize about them being ‘that’ way with each other.

Come to think of it, this unexplainable chemistry on teevee make them veritably hot and the secret behind the success of their soap “Maria La Del Barrio” that was starred in by the sensational Mexican actress Thalia who’s now married to Mark Anthony and was Jennifer Lopez’ ex.

Well, hindi man sila off-cam, nagliliyab naman ang inyong mga television set every afternoon bago mag-TV Patrol.

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Wala ng ‘el’ kay Kuya

HAKHAKHAK! Very pathetic naman ang nangyari sa isang dating sikat na sexy actor na ngayo’y very much married na at may mga anak na on the side.

Ang tsika, inasmuch as they are still together, his wife is no longer interested to do it with him anymore.

Hakhakhak!

How indubitably tragic.

Ang feeling kasi ng asawa niya ay gurang na ang kanyang papa samantalang siya’y nasa prime palang ng kanyang buhay.

Konting diet at make-up nga lang naman ay hahataw pa si mama samantalang si papa ay parang patang-pata na ever. Hakhakhak!

That’s the tragedy when your wife had been given the chance to live with some delectable young men with firm and gorgeous bodies for quite sometime. Hakhakhak!

Parang wala na siyang weather sa paparu niyang para ng panat na pipino. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Kung bakit naman kasi di tinularan ang utol niyang looking 30 at the age of 50.

Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Excited na sila sa Toni @ 10

NGAYON, pa lang, marami na ang excited sa forthcoming solo concert ni Ms. Toni Gonzaga sa Big Dome.

Bongga ang mga guests personalities sa show ng “The Buzz” host but people in general are intrigued with the kind of performance that Ms. Toni is going to dish out on September 30.

Oo nga’t meron siyang mga special guest pero ang gusto talagang mapanood ng mga tao ay si Toni at ang mga kabonggahang kanyang gagawin sa kanyang 10th anniversary in show business.

Knowing her to be a woman of surprises, siguradong far from the ordinary ang kanyang gagawin dito.

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ANYWAY, last week na ng “Guns and Roses” kaya pagod na pagod sina Diether at ang mga co-stars niyang sina Robin, Bea, at Ejay Falcon but it was all worth it dahil they were able to come out with a really good action serye that was able to entertain million of televiewers all over the land.

Anyway, isang excitement pa para kay Diet ay ang pagpapalabas bukas ng five-year in the making na movie nila nina Jayson Abalos at Glaiza de Castro, ang obra ni Quark Henares na Rakenrol.

Greenhorn na greenhorn pa rito si Glaiza at ito ang unang pelikulang nagawa niya.

‘Yun nga lang, natagalan ang filming nito dahil sa kakulangan ng fundings.

So, please do watch it. Labor of love ito ni Direk Quark kaya panoorin natin please.

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Walang animosity sa puso ni Ate Vi para kay Nora

SA MGA write-ups lately ng ibang entertainment writers riyan, pinalalabas nilang may animosity pa rin daw sa pagitan nina Vilma Santos at Nora Aunor after more than four decades of rivalry in the business.

But if I remember it right, the Queenstar for all seasons was the paradigm of compassion and understanding while she said in earnest in an interview more than a month ago that her kumare should supposedly be welcomed with compassion now that she’s back after having stayed in the States for eight long years.

Pero dahil sa marami nga ang mga impakta sa show business and they would want to see a lot of people miserable, hayan at iniintriga na naman nila ang Queenstar at ang Superstar.

But, honestly, may rivalry pa ba?

After more than forty years, Queenstar Vi has consistently maintained her lofty status in the business.

Need I say more?

Some people should take it from there!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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