May malisya nga ba ang magandang samahan ng 2 katilam-tilam na hunk?

HAHAHAHAHA! Pinag-uusapan sa ngayon ang intimacy na nagi-exist sa pagitan ng dalawang gorgeous young actors na ‘to na gym buddies raw sa ngayon.

Talaga raw parang naging mania na sa dalawang ito ang magpaganda ng kanilang katawan kaya paggising palang ay feel na feel na nilang magpapawis sa gym. Hahahahahaha!

Pero ang siyete ng mga intrigera ay may ibang parte pa raw ng katawan ng dalawang hunk ang gusto nilang ma-exercise nang husto. Hakhakhak!

Would you like to give a wild guess with regard to the kind of activities that they would like to indulge into? Hakhakhak!

Do I have to say the word? Do I have to shout it out, honey? Hahahahahaha!

Knows n’yo na kung ano ‘yun. Basta ang daks na aktor ang ipinalit ng dakota ring lipaterong aktor sa rati niyang bossom buddy nu’ng nasa kabilang network pa siya. Hahahahahaha!

Gets n’yo na? Do I have to spell it out for you? Hakhakhak!

Basta bossom buddy sila ngayon and it’s highly probable that their kind of closeness will eventually metamorphose into something more meaningful and intimately explosive.

Explosive raw, o! Hahahahahaha!

Ang maganda pa, super matched talaga ang ‘assets’ nila dahil pareho silan certified dakotas. Hahahahahahaha!

Say mo, Ms. Shamcey Supsup? Hahahahahahahaha!

Supsupan galore na ba ang kasunod? Hakhakhak!

Que sabrosong sigurado ito in the event na magkaroon na ng fruition ang supsupan episodes na ‘to.

But then, hindi pa ba? Hakhakhak!

For all you know, matagal na silang nagkasukatan ng kargada. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

***

Nag-mature na raw si Michelle Madrigal

IBANG-IBA na ang arrive ni Michelle Madrigal sa presscon ng latest soap niya sa GMA-7, ang “Kung Aagawin Mo Ang Langit” kung saan kaagaw niya sa affection ng leading man na si Mike Tan (who delineates the role of Jonas Alejandro) si Carla Abellana (who’s the kind-hearted Ellery Martinez in the soap).

Anyway, a lot of people are interested if she and Jon Hall still get to see each other after their sensational break-up.

Hindi pa rin ba siya nakamo-move on kaya hindi pa siya makahanap ng kapalit?

“Naka-move on na ako,” she asseverates. “Siya rin naka-move on na.

“Meron na siyang bagong girlfriend na model.”

Anyway, tit for tat ang labanan nila ni Carla sa baong soap na ‘to ng GMA-7 dahil nakatakdang pag-agawan nila ang delisyosong leading man nilang si Mike Tan who’s the happy-go-lucky Jonas Alejandro in the soap.

Speaking of Mike Tan, his career seems to be given a new excitement now that Paulo Avelino’s no longer a part of the GMA-7 coterie of talents.

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Bianca Gonzalez hosts CGESTAR

BIANCA Gonzalez is one of the most sought-after female hosts in the country today. Known for her gift of gab, Bianca is not afraid to speak what’s on her mind. She currently hosts ABS-CBN’s E-Live, The Filipino Channel’s TFC Connect, Cinema One’s Cinema News, and will soon reprise her role as one of the hosts of Pinoy Big Brother.

Bianca is the host of CGESTAR, the first online talent search, which will start airing on September 18, 8:30pm, on Skycable D Channel 72 CGE.TV. As an expert blogger herself, Bianca is the perfect choice to host this online search.

If you want to become the next big thing like Charice, Arnel Pineda, and Maria Aragon who all rose to fame through the YouTube, then CGESTAR is the right channel for you.

“I’m happy and excited to be part of this first online talent search. A lot of Pinoys showcase their talent on the web in the hope of becoming famous both here and abroad. Pinoys are extremely talented. Ipagpatuloy natin ang pamamayagpag ng lahing Pinoy sa world arena,” says Bianca.

CGESTAR judges are local internet sensations Kuya Joebert and Bekimon with cosplayer and former “LOL” host Allodia Gosiengfiao. Results will be based on judges’ and cgezen’s votes.

From a hundred of entries or video uploads from cgezens via CGE.TV, watch out who made it to the Top 15. The Top 15 cgezens will battle it out in the next 13 weeks to be first CGESTAR. The winner will win P100,000, a gadget showcase, a one-year Sky subscription, a Boracay vacation holiday for two, and a television show on CGE.TV.

Bianca Gonzalez is a Backroom artist. For inquiries, please call Backroom, Inc. at 4351108 and 4351120 or email at backroomtalents@pldtdsl.net

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Bongga ang chemistry nina Enchong at Erich

KAPAG wala rin lang kaming pasok, we never fail to watch “Maria La Del Barrio” featuring Erich Gonzales in the title role with Enchong Dee providing as her love interest.

Sa totoo, naaaliw kami sa tambalan ng dalawa kahit na alam mo kasing off-cam ay iba naman ang inspirasyon nila but on cam, there’s a palpable chemistry and riveting electricity binding them together, thereby creating that palpable magic that spells big money at the box-office.

May mga tambalan sigurong ganon na merong magic na maituturing.

‘Yun bang parang they were born to compliment each other in ways more than one.

No wonder, lahat halos ng projects nila ay positive ang dating sa mga tao.

Kahit na ano pa ang sabihin nila, the magic that Enchong and Erich creates or weaves on cam is hard to equal, much more duplicate.

No wonder, bonggacious ang dating ng kanilang Maria La Del Barrio.

‘Yan ang magic na nagagawa ng tambalang Enchong at Erich, da best!

***

Joey ‘Vavalina’ De Castro nagkukunwaring Noranian makapanglait lang

NAKATATAWA naman itong uncircumcized na aging maleducated bitch of a witch na si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro na aning-aning na yata sa kawalan ng tulog kaya kunu-kuno ay Noranian siya at galit na galit sa amin gayung nang accidentally ay makita namin sa Gateway mall ang mga orig na tagahanga ng aktres ay all smiles pa rin sila habang formally ay ini-introduce ang sarili nila bilang mga Noranians.

Anyway, ito ang latest masterpiece ng ulyaning korteng half moon ang mukhang mabahongang matanda. “Hoy! matandang huklubang Pete Ampoloquio, ikaw lang ang bobang gustong maging national artist si Velma samantalang sangkaterba ang naniniwalang si Nora ang dapat at di ang idol mo na walang blockbuster concerts, albums, stage plays at critically acclaimed movies worldwide.”

Is that so, Vavaling?

Jesus H. Christ! sino ba ang box-office queen, if I may ask?

Who is most consistent when it comes to box-office receipts? Nora’s admittedly a fine actress but just like what I wrote in this column some two days ago, Vilma’s the better actress in the sense that she acts with less histrionics and in a more natural manner.

In real life, no one acts like Nora in the movie Ina Ka Ng Anak Mo or Tatlong Taong Walang Diyos for that matter.

May influence siguro si Guy ng mga classic histrionics nina Anna Magnani (Bitter Rice) at iba pang classic Italian actresses of that generation, pero mas naa-appreciate nang nakararami ang down-to-earth acting ni Ate Vi sa Rubia Servios, Relasyon at Bata, Bata Pa’no Ka Ginawa?, among many other films where she showed her acting virtuousity and not the single dimensional acting of the superstar.

In real life, you shed tears easily just like the way Ate Vi has been doing in most of her films.

Sa totoo, over sa pag-emote si Nora sa kanyang mga dramatic highlights so much so that she ends up over-reacting.

Ang dapat na laging direktor niya ay ang nasirang si Lino Brocka na kayang-kayang i-control ang kanyang histrionics that sometimes borders on exaggeration.

Mahusay kung sa mahusay siya (Nora) pero lately ay over-acting na ang idolo ng mga gay impersonators.

Di ba kayo nagtataka kung bakit ang dami-raming mga vaklushi na nanggagaya sa kanya to the point of nausea?

Simple lang, napakadaling gayahin ang kanyang pag-arte unlike Queenstar Vi na mahirap talagang i-emulate.

Hayan ha? I’m not being sarcastic or downright antagonistic. Just being honest and truthful.

***

AC/DC talaga si Cristenelli Salazar Fermin

HAHAHAHAHA! Habang nagno-nostalia kami sa pababasa ng back issues ng Bandera (na noo’y super taas talaga ang sirkulasyon kaya nga nagpumilit ang user na tandera- ketch na ma-penetrate ito with matching kaplastikang notes kuning-kuning kay Mother Gilda, na in his twilight years ay dinedma na lang ng gamiterang matanda…Hahaha- haha!), tiyempo namang ang nabasa namin ay ang walang habas na panglalait ng tsakadung Tagalista, of all people, kay Willie Revillame. Hahahahahaha!

Wala talagang kredibilidad ang babaeng ito ever. Hakhakhak!

Sa August 6, 2000 issue na ‘yun ng Bandera, buking na buking ang diskarte ng anda- lu-oriented na plastikadang lola. Hakhakhak!

Read this: “Pader ang itinayo mo sa inyong pagitan,” bukeke nang ngayo’y hossanah to the highest na sa rati’y araw-araw niyang nilalait na personalidad. “Pader din (wrong, it should be rin..Hakhakhak!) ang iyong lulundagan.

“Kaya naman palang magpakumbaba ni Willie, pero bakit ngayon lang niya ginawa ang ganyan?” she demands in all plasticity. Hakhakhak!”Dahil ba sa kailangan lang?

“Pangpersonal lang ang motibo ng pagmamabait ngayon ni Willie. Kung tutuusin, di sa interes ng (again, wrong! it should be nang…Hahahahaha!) nakararami.

“Sabi nga ng isang kasamahan mismo ni Willie sa Magandang Tanghali Bayan, ‘Ginawa na niya ‘yan noon, nagbago siya nang two weeks, pero balik na naman siya sa dati (wrong! should be rati..Hakhakhak!) pagkatapos.'”

Anyhow, nagtagumpay ang babaeng attack and collect at naging amiga intima nga niya si Willie to the point that he listens to one but to her.

Look naman kung ano ang nagi-getlag niya, maliban sa umaatikabong casu (cash), naregaluhan na siya ng pabolosong host ng TV5 ng van worth 2 million pesos, among other kabonggahan. Hahahahaha!

Ikaw na ang maging reyna ng dekwatan ng anda. Hahahahahaha!

At di barya-barya ha? Daang libo at milyones talaga. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

***

THIS Sunday (September 18) at 10PM, GMA-7 airs the Coronation Night of the first Miss World Philippines Pageant in the Philippine International Convention Center (PICC) Plenary Hall.

After the screenings in various parts of the country and abroad, 25 finalists now compete for the Miss World Philippines 2011 title. Miss World Organization President, Stephen Douglas, comes all the way from London to witness the ground-breaking event while the reigning Miss World, Alexandria Mills, personally crowns the emerging winner.

To be hosted by Kapuso artists Dingdong Dantes, Carla Abellana and Isabelle Daza, the coronation night is made more special by performances from Mark Bautista, who sang the theme song of Miss World Philippines, and Aljur Abrenica.

The 25 ladies competing for the crown are Samantha Neville Purvor, Juliann Savard, Karen Joyce Peñanueva, Irene Gabriel, Rogelie Catacutan, Richelle Therese Borja, Charlotte Melissa Tyler, Gaydra Rama, Martha Chloe McCulley, Princess Tiffany Carbungco, Mercy Malaluan, Elaine Kay Moll, Gwendolyn Ruais, Joey Albert Short, Jaysel Arrozal, Loucelle De Jesus, Erin Dolores Lane, Donna Maricel Cardino, Mica Angela Angeles, Jayanne Marie Aldanese, Mae Liezel Ramos, Ma. Paula Bianca Paz, Christine Kate Adi, Helen Nicolette Henson, Erina Ann Lightholder.

Aside from being the first Miss World Philippines Pageant winner, the successful candidate also receives the biggest prize in national pageant history – a condominium unit in Chateau Elysee of SM Development Corporation (SMDC) and Php 1,000,000.00 cash prize.

The first Miss World Philippins Pageant is presented by CQ Global Quest, Inc. in cooperation with SMDC and GMA Network, Inc.

Interesting prizes also await those who support their favorite candidates through the Vote Texting Promo. Aside from the brand new condominium unit from SMDC, the major prizes include roundtrip tickets for two to Paris, France from Etihad Airways, among others. For more details, log on to www.missworldphilippines.com.

Do not miss the first ever Miss World Philippines Coronation Night on Sunday, September 18, after Protégé on GMA Network.

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