Sinayang ng singer na may attitude problem ang magandang future sa isang sikat na network

MAGALING kung sa magaling ang singer na ‘to. Ang kaso, di kagandahan ang kanyang attitude sa trabaho.

Looking back, and this was the time when she was still a novice in tinsel town and was being handled by a talent manager who was also equally new in the business, na traumatize ito nang malaman na lang niyang pumirma na pala ang alaga niya sa isang recording outfit without having the decency of consulting with him first, considering the gigantic efforts that he had exerted in building her up.

From then on, she walks alone ang drama ng di katangkarang singer na kahit noon pa ma’y eskalera nang talaga ang attitude bagama’t gifted talaga siya when it comes to singing.

Anyway, her biggest break came when she was signed up by this popular network to be a part of a group that usually staged a series of shows in a given locality and in some parts of the US of A as well.

Sa totoo, bonggacios sana ang rapport ng grupo at there even came a time when they were avidly requested to do some shows here and abroad.

But lately, she seems to be perennially missing in action until she has finally disappeared altogether without a single word of goodbye to her avid following.

Ketbalites?

Ano ba ang nangyari?

Well, sang-ayon sa ilang napagtanungan namin, lumipat na yata ang beauty niya sa isang teevee network na parang inaalat lately bagama’t they really have all the money and findings in the world to practically entice some money-oriented talents into the cobwebs of temporary opulence but ultimate misery in the end. Hakhakhak!

Kaya hayan, habang namumunini sa mga bookings abroad ang kanyang mga rating katropa, swerte ng magka-booking siya sa mga probinsiya at mga di kilalang lugar. Hakhakhak!

Nabulag ba naman kasi sa mga OPMs ng network, magdusa siya! Hakhakhak!

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Mas bongga pa rin si Venus compared kay Shamcey

ADVANCE ang ating deadline kaya binabasa n’yo ito, one day nang tapos ang Miss Universe beauty pageant kung saan ang eskalera ang gandang si Bb. Pilipinas-Universe na si Shamcey Supsup ang ating official representative.

Bagama’t may ganda naman talaga at talino (magna cum laude lang naman siya when she finished Architecture in UP Diliman at top notcher sa Architecture Licensure exam, July of 2010), I have this icky feeling that she won’t be able to duplicate the superfab achievement of Ms. Venus Raj at the said beauty pageant.

‘Yan ay gut feeling ko lang naman and I could be wrong since I’m not God or the Nostradamus of Asia, for that matter.

‘Yun lang!

Iba kasi ang arrive ng exotic beauty ng aming kababayan from Bicol.

If you happen to be a keen observer, magkatipo sila ng beauty ni Mirriam Quiambao.

Oo nga’t maganda si Ms. Supsup pero stunning ang arrive ng kanilang morena skin type lalo na’t rumarampa sa entablado.

‘Yun na!

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Aiko parang kinikiliti kay Jomari

EWAN lang kung dinadaya lang kami ng aming pakiramdam pero last Sunday, sa gues- tings nina Aiko Melendez (of the top-rating soap Reputasyon) at Jomari Yllana of the movie Ikaw Ang Pag-ibig (na binabasa n’yo ito’y palabas na in cinemas all over the country) na dinirek ng seasoned director na si Marilou Diaz-Abaya, we had this feeling that the former is falling in love all over again with the machismo of the latter.

Hahahahahaha!

Could it be true? O baka naman nadadala lang kami ng mga hagikhik ni Ms. Aiko na parang kinikiliti sa focal point ng kanyang femininity habang parang aliw na aliw siya sa mga bukeke ni Jom.

Aba’y para silang nasa courting stage na naman habang aliw na aliw na nakamasid si Vice Ganda at ang lumalaking gwaping na anak nila.

Sa totoo lang, I can’t blame Aiko if she’s once again intrigued with her former husband’s becoming verility and delectable machismo of late.

Aba’y parang good as new na naman ito at muling nagbalik ang kakisigang medyo naba- wasan ng lomobo nang husto ang kanyang katawan many months ago. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yan nga siguro ang dahilan kung bakit di pumalag sa intimate scenes nila sa Ikaw Ang Pag-ibig ang leading-lady niyang si Ina Feleo.

Teka, hindi naman kaya ang anak ni Direk Laurice Guillen ang dahilan kung bakit biglang naisipang magpapogi ni Jom? Hahahahahahahha!

Ayaw ni Aiko nang ganyan. Masisira ang kanyang reputasyon.

Hakhakhak!

Kidding aside, ang laki nang ibinata ng aktor nitong magbawas siya ng timbang.

Leading man material na naman siyang tunay kaya naman parang biglang natitillate si Mama Aiko. Hahahahaha!

Ayaw ni Ina Feleo nang ganyan! Hahahahahahaha!

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The tragedy of aging

HOW pitiful naman ang episode ng isang actress/comedienne na ‘to na parang hirap tanggapin ang katotohanang passe’ na siya as an appetizing dish in as far as most DOMs are concerned.

Dati-rati nga naman, super tilam-tilam ang mga may edad na at mga kabataang aktor sa kanyang eskalerang ganda na karamiha’y gawa lang naman ng siyensya. Hahaha!

Anyhow, nu’ng nagsisimula palang siya sa industriya, pa-taxi-taxi lang siya at sumasabit-sabit sa karaketan ng kanyang mga kaibigan.

Maniniwala kaya ang iba riyan kapag nalaman nilang minsa’y sa riles ng tren lang siya nakatira at patonting sa mga tambay roon kapag medyo kinakapos sila ng kanyang lola? Hakhakhak!

Strange but true. Naranasan din niyang kumalam ang sikmura kaya nang magka-anda, she really made it a point to really save for the rainy days.

Para makatipid at huwag masyadong ma-expose ang sarili niya sa mga otaw, getlag, naturalmente, siya ng condo units para roon na sila tonting galore ng mga paparu niyang maelya. Hakhakhak!

Just to give you some hints on how burgeoning her ‘career’ had become, one of her regular avid customers had even gifted her with a house in America.

Carry n’yo yun? Hahahahahaha!

But seasons change and so are the attitude of most people. Hakhakhak!

Today, she is definitely loaded but her heart happens to be a lonely hunter.

She maybe bejewelled and with a fat savings in the bank to boot, but her nights are definitely lonely and not half as exciting as before when she was a lot younger and the flavor of the season in as far as most horny DOMs are concerned.

Minsan nga siyang nagpa-cute sa isang hot actor sa network na pareho nilang pinagtatrabahuhan, pero parang nandiri ito sa kanya kaya never na siyang nag-attempt muli. Hahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa, most of the actors at the network she’s presently working for are young enough to be her nephews. Hahahahaha!

And definitely, they’re not in any way looking at her direction with palpable lusts in their eyes.

Mga Sam Pinto na ang kanilang pinapantasya who is young and sweet and beautiful and intelligent too. Hahahahaha!

Just the kind of girl that they would be proud to bring home to mama. Hahahahaha!

Tapos na kasi ang era ng mga syonga-syongang babae na halatang retokada ang mga boobsies in the tradition of dumb Dora.

Hahahahahaha!

The likes of Sam Pinto turns them on and they, too, are proud to be her escort in any event or gathering.

Di ba naman, Alden Richards? Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Flattered si Queenstar Vi na gusto siyang makatambal ng sariwang leading man tulad ni Zanjoe

IN MOST of his interviews, hunk Zanjoe Marudo is most vocal with her fondness for Ms. Vilma Santos.

Inasmuch as Ate Vi’s already quite mature at 37, (Hahahahahaha!) Zanjoe has got no qualms in saying that one of his fondest dreams is to star in a movie with the unfading actress.

“Sinabi talaga niya ‘yan, ha?” Ate Vi demands visibly flattered in a recent encoun- ter. “Why not if we have the right script or material?

“I’ll do it talaga kung may magandang material na babagay sa aming dalawa,” she enthuses.

Laban ka?

‘Yung isa kaya, good actress as she may admittedly be, meron pa rin kayang mga bagets na nangangarap na siya’y makatambal?

Hahahahahaha!

Walang halong pang-iintriga ito, ha? We’re only stating a fact.

Suffice to say, the fruits of Ate Vi’s stringent self-discipline, she’s now favorably reaping.

Maganda pa naman sana ‘yung isa riyan, ‘yun nga lang, her stomach has become too prominent and more than betrays her biological age.

Iba kasi ang dating ng taong likas talagang maalaga dahil napakikinabangan niya ito pagdating niya ng 37 years old. Hakhakhak!

Si Ate Vi konting pahinga lang, plus a modicum application of make-up, along with the right attitude at puede pa siyang itambal sa mga papang ten years ang age gap nila.

Hahahahahaha!

Di ba naman, Ate Aida? Hahahahahahahaha!

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Insecure kaya humahataw na naman sa pangtsi-chicks ang sikat na personalidad

HAHAHAHAHA! Insecure na naman daw ang sikat na pesonalidad na ‘to dahil lalong gumaganda ang kanyang misis as time goes by.

Pero ang tsika, paeklay lang daw ‘yun ng slightly cross-eyed na ombre dahil may pino-pormahan na naman itong very appetizing dish sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan.

It really makes a lot of difference if you’re moneyed and a particularly interesting personality to boot. Talaga namang nasa ‘yo na ang langit. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, sina-psy-war na naman daw ng libogeric na personalidad ang kanyang misis na sa kagustuhang maging maganda sa paningin ng kanyang mister ay con todo paganda talaga siya lately. Hahahahaahaha!

At any rate, the one he’s fascinated with right now is admittedly a young succulent dish. Con todo deny ito sa kanyang interviews but there are some wild talks to the effect that they realy are an item.

Well, can’t blame the guy if he’s ensnared with the new dish in his life. For one, she really looks stunning and fresh and doesn’t have to go to Vicki Belo to have her excess poundage removed or her skin to be whitened for it’s naturally and delectably fair-skinned.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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