Sitti enjoy na walang commitment

SHE is reportedly not in any relationship at the moment but Sitti, the brown-skinned charmer who’s originated the bossanova beat in musicville is looking positively blooming and radiant when interviewed at the presscon of her concert at the Music Museum  on September 16, 6 p.m. in celebration of her tenth year in the business.

“Maybe it’s because mas nag-eenjoy ako in being single,” she coos. “Wala kasing hassle. Walang iniisip.

“Imagine,” she explains coolly, “if and when you’re in a relationship, it becomes a big responsibility as time goes by.

“Siyempre you have your own needs to attend to, ‘yung work mo, pamilya tapos sa kanya pa.

“It’s hard to keep your focus.

“Siyempre kailangang mag-report ka sa kanya, the usual thing, you know, when you’re in a relationship.”

Lately, she did a series of shows in California, Chicago, Las Vegas, Reno, and Alaska. “I’m supposed to do a show in New York, too, pero di natuloy. Nagka-hurricane kasi roon.”

But her singing career, she says, is admittedly not always a bed of roses.

There are also some thorns along the way.

Tulad ng ibang entertainers, nakaranas na rin siyang masuba ng mga malasadong talent promoters.

“It happened in Cagayan de Oro,” she opines. “I was already at the venue when the promoter said that I reportedly could not perform for I was not feeling well.

“Lumabas akong bigla,” Sitti avers, “at nag-explain.

“I did four songs and made a lot of people happy.”

Anyway, naka-move on na raw siya from that highly traumatic incident.

Focusing our interview with her forthcoming concert, she says it’s a different Sitti that the public will be given the chance to see.

“It’s theme is Tatak OPm,” she avers. “Songs na tumatatak sa mga Pilipino as arranged by Ms. Ria Villena Osorio.”

For a change, she’s not going to do most bossanova numbers. “One or two songs lang at the most,” she says.

Special guests niya sina Duncan Ramos, Rico Blanco, Jeff Pangan with the Whiplash numbers.
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This young actress is not the type of a woman who favors lengua that is why she is supposedly not that comfortable with her lengua director who’s manning her newest soap on teevee.

Inasmuch as she’s a good director, her lengua ways is making the skin of her lead actress crawl, thereby giving the young actress a feeling of great unease.

Hahahahahaha!

Dati raw ay pasimple lang kung magpahaging si Direk.
But lately, she has become more brazenly forward, much to the enormous discomfiture of the young actress who’s not into this lesbo kind of thing from way, way back.

Naku, direk, ‘yun na lang amiga intima ng young actress na ‘to ang pormahan mo at di ka mapahihiya. Di pa naman kasi experienced o woman of the world ang tinatarget mo kaya nangingilabot siya kapag nagpapaka-macho ka sa kanyang harapan.

Tawasin mo man daw siya nang limang libong beses, lalake pa rin ang trip niya at wah niya feel ang mga tiboski. Hakhakhak!

Resbakan mo na lang daw kasi ‘yung komedyanang ex mo (na feel na feel talaga ang inyong dela-dela episodes at aminin mong may mga chicks talagang nangingilabot sa mga ganyang way ng churvahan… Hahahahahahaha!) o dili kaya’y ‘yung gandarang young actress na ex mo na very much into the lengua scene from way, way back.

Hakhakhak!

You can’t win them all, direk. Hakhakhak!

Admit it, the lengua episode is not her kind of scene.
As a matter of fact, she finds it obscene.
Haahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang! Better luck next time, direk. Stressed na nga raw siya sa kanyang role, dinadagdagan mo pa.
Hakhakhak!
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JOEY ‘VAVALINA’ DE CASTRO BUHAY PA’Y SINUSUNOG NA ANG KALULUWA SA IMPIERNO

Grabe ang kababuyan nitong satanistang si Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro, ang mabahong  matanda who’s not in any way aware of the word utang na loob.

Imagine, parang senyoritang pinagsilbihan ni Nong ang baboy na ‘tong wala ni katiting mang urbanidad sa buhay sa loob ng dalawang dekada pero baboy nga ang mabaho- ngang (halitosis in English) gurang na ‘to na walang breeding ni katiting kaya dinapurak ng sandamakak na duldol na sumpa marahil sa kanya ng mga halimaw na katulad niya dahil ingrata siya at baboy sa dilang baboy!

Imagine, this old hag of a fag never sleeps and he does nothing but send in some untakably repulsive messages to our cellphones.

The nerve of this smelly old hag of a fag to call our beloved son names when he knew how we treasured and loved Christopher with all our heart in the span of almost two decades that God had loaned him to us.

Kaya siguro karmatic ang smelly old fag na ‘to ay dahil sa di marunong magpakatao   at wala nang ginawa kundi mangbaboy ng mga taong umaruga sa kanya at a time when even his relatives had adamantly refused to take him in for the simple reason that he’s always been a diabolical creature who doesn’t know what gratutude is all about.

Anyway, one day, I know that comeuppance or retribution would haunt this demented pig and he would be vanished in hell forever.

And the tragic thing is that this satanic creature would palpably die miserably alone.

Dapat lang sa isang halang ang kaluluwang tulad niya na di marunong rumespeto kahit sa mga taong wala na sa mundong ito na naging mabuti naman sa kanya.

Rot in hell dolt. That is the place that best suits ingrates like you with your indubitably demonic attitude in life and deplorable persona.

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