Too much decoration destroys the position: Sikat na personalidad sobrang kumipot ang ilong

NAKATATAWA naman ang nangyari sa asawang ito ng isang male global personality.

Dahil sa kagustuhan niyang maging maganda sa paningin ng kanyang asawa, she has ignominiously resorted to some facial enhancements which far from augmenting her good looks has kind of destroyed it to the point of almost changing her total facial make-up.

Tipong too much decoration destroys the position chuva. Hakhakhak!

Nu’ng una, out of intense and immense insecurity for her husband had been seeing different women, she went to her favorite beauty clinic to have the whole vanity treatment – liposuction, eye-bag removal without surgery, recountouring of the body, skin whitening, dermabrasion, amomg other treatments. Hakhakhak!

Pero hind pa rin nakuntento ang babaeng bilyonarya. Talagang rumesbak na naman siya lately at nakababaliw ang ginawang retoke sa kanya.

Dahil masculine nose raw ang ilong niya, hitsurang pinakataman ang buto nito para lumiit.

Ang ending, nasobrahan naman at halatang-halatang retokada na siya unlike before. Hahahahaha!

Ang usual technique riyan ay nilalagyan lang ng implant para tumangos ang pangong ilong.

Ang kaso, matangos naman at medyo malaki lang. Kaya ginawang finely chiseled ang nose niya na di naman bumagay sa contour ng kanyang mukha.

Magsisi man siya ay huli na. Di na maibabalik ang ilong niya sa rati.

‘Yan kasi, too much vanity will bring nothing but destruction.

Gustuhin man niyang ibalik ang kanyang ilong sa rati, that’s tantamount to asking for the moon.

Kung bakit kasi maganda naman ang ilong at likas na matangos, di pa nakuntento at sinira pa ang binigay ng Diyos.

Hayan, magdusa siya sa bago niyang hitsura na retokadang-retokadang talaga.

Hahahahahaha!

Baka mamaya niyan, nota naman ng kanyang mister ang maisipan nilang iparetoke. Hakhakhak!

Nakatatawang talaga. Hahahahaha!

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JC Regino kuntento sa binigay sa kanya ng Diyos!

KUNG ang iba riyan ay di makuntento kung ano meron sila at wala nang ginawa kundi magparetoke nang magparetoke at baguhin ang anumang likas na sa kanila, walang ganong balak si JC Regino, ang anak ni Idol April.

“Augmentation works well for some people specially in the States where most people would want to be perfect but in my case, I’m happy with what I’m blessed with and I have no further intention to change anything,” asseverates JC.

But in the States, gifted as they are in that department, they still would want want it enhanced, right?

“Iba ang Pinoy,” he coolly states. “We are not that gifted but we have our ways in coping up with what we’re wanting of. Hehehehehe!”

So, no augmentation whatsoever?

“Like I said, I’m happy with what I have and has no desire  to change a single thing about my physical make-up.

“‘Yung iba na lang siguro kuya, not me.”

Hahahahahahahaha!

Out in the market pa rin nga pala ang album nila ni April ‘Boy’ Regino kung saan ang single on promo ay ang composition niyang Ang Buhay Ko’y Para Sa’yo.

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Touch si Cong. Roman Romulo

NAGULAT kami while we are meeting our deadline when our cell suddenly rings and who would be there but our long lost friend Cong. Roman Romulo whom we haven’t seen or talk to for quite sometime already.

“Thanks nga pala sa sinulat mo,” he says visibly moved with the item that we wrote defending him with regard to some cheap allegations that he’s supposedly very much married and yet he’s playing some sweet music with Konsehala Shalani Soledad.

“Nagulat nga ako when that item came out,” he avers. “Hayan at naghahanap nga tayo nang maliligawan tapos masusulat pa ‘yang ganyan.”

So, it’s true that he’s dating the comely konsehala? How did they meet?

“I was invited to one luncheon by some friends and she was there,” he intimates. “Alam mo namang matagal na tayong naghahanap nang maliligawan kaya perfect timing ‘yung meeting namin.

“Honestly, I never knew that you’re quite acquainted with her,” he pleasantly intones. “Akala ko di mo siya kakilala. Di mo naman kasi nami-mention siya sa akin when all the while we were scouting for someone I could go out with on a date.”

When I told him that we used to work for UNTV37 some three years ago, he was all the more surprised.

“Talaga lang ha?” he says half-amused.

“I never knew that.”

Anyway, Cong. Roman is visibly impressed with Konsehala’s admittedly well-bred persona, along with her intrinsic intelligence and obvious comeliness as well.

Sana nga ay sa maganda mauwi ito. Hahahahahaha!

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Ang layo talaga ni Ate Vi kay La Aunor

NAWINDANG daw ang kaibigan naming si Pilar Mateo sa ginawang pagsibak sa kanya sa kwadra ni Nora Aunor nang walang pasintabi.

Sang-ayon sa aming informant, di man lang daw kinausap ng aktres ang publicist niyang kinuha bago pa magsipagdatingan ang mga kalawang sa kanyang career at basta na lang daw itong pinagbabu. Bago? Hahahahahaha!

Ever since naman, ganyan nang talaga si La Aunor.

‘Yun bang tipong impulsively inconsiderate at heartless talaga at mahilig maglaro sa emosyon ng mga tao.

It was a good thing that I have come to realize my folly or stupidity in idolizing someone heartless and infinitely cruel before I myself become a victim of her meanness of character.

Sang-ayon sa aming source, ang gulu-gulo raw talaga ng set-up sa kwadra ng superstar.

“Walang sistema at magulo ang set-up at ang lola mo ay ganon pa rin ang emote, may pagka-lukresya.

“Kita mo naman, nag-babu na rin ang pinsan niyang si Lala Aunor dahil hindi nito masikmura ang nakapepesteng set-up sa kanyang kwadra. Wow! Ang tindi-tindi talaga  ng sipsipan at siraan, maaaning-aning ka if you’re the kind who’s straight and not used to that ignominious kind of set-up.”

Well, it was a good thing that I never did try to really penetrate her in all the years that I was an avid fan of hers. For if I did, baka kung ano pa ang naisulat ko once na pag-trip-an niya akong parang kanyang laruan.

Upon hearing weird and enfuriating stories such as this, I’m so thankful that I have come to my senses before I become one of her puppets or toys.

Maybe, Nora Aunor, with all her supposedly introspective powers must have sensed that I could never be one of her ‘victims’. Hakhakhak!

Maybe I was really born to become one of Queenstar Vilma Santos’ loyal followers.

Hindi ko kasi kayang sikmurain ang mga pangbababoy ng mga artista kaya naman I came to my senses just in the nick of time. Hahahahaha!

Maybe I was meant to be a Vilmanian after all because I could never stand any dia- bolic actuations coming from anyone, specially so if he/she happens to be someone closest to my heart.

Once again, upon hearing stories such as this, I really thank God that I decided to become a loyal follower of someone who deserves my kind of loyalty and filial devotion.

No wonder, first meeting palang namin ni Aunor way back during the early 80s ay hindi na kaagad maganda ang vibrations.

Na-sense rin siguro niyang di ako utu-uto tulad ng ibang fans niya. That I have dignity and not a dolt.

Nevertheless, I’m so thankful that I have finally found the right person to idolize,  the Queenstar for all seasons Ms. Vilma Santos.

Someone who’s intrinsically good-natured and not one bit delusory and mean.

No wonder, her face has remained angelic with the passing of years.

Likas kasi siyang mabait at caring talaga.

Di ba ‘yung nagpi-pretend na low profile at mabait pero nasa loob pala ang kulo.

‘Yun lang!

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Di raw in-ignore si Sir Jerry

NAG-TEXT sa amin si Roldan F. Castro para i-explain ang side nila sa event ng Hataw Super Bodies kung saan nag-walkout si Sir Jerry Yap dahil ang feeling niya’y di siya nabigyan ng due importance.

“Gud a.m., ate,” so says our friend and colleague. “Kahit itanong mo kay Richard Pinlac, dalawang beses ng in-acknowledge si Sir Jerry.

“Una, nu’ng magsimula ang show nu’ng basahin ang mga sponsors at nu’ng umalis na siya na pati mga anak niya ay in-acknowledge.

“At kung nandun pa si Sir, laging sa huli siya tinatawag sa pag-award sa mga winners.

“Siyempre, run ang moment niya,” he stresses. “Hindi naman namin magagawa na balewalain siya.

“Nagpapaliwanag lang po kasi magkakaibigan tayo pero nasulat pa ‘yan.

“Kawawa naman si Cesar na nasisi, te,” he adds in earnest. “Ok lang naman kung ayaw ng ipagamit ang Hataw po.

“Tinawid lang namin ‘yan dahil tradisyon at taon-taon hinahanap. 13 nga kami na naghati-hati ng puhunan para matuloy lang ‘yan.

“Grabe nga pagod namin diyan at ilang araw na kulang sa tulog dahil sa preparation to the point na hindi na makapag-deadline at namaos na boses ko.

“Ate, may ipo-post ako sa Facebook na video gap 2 palang na-acknowledge si Sir Jerry Yap ni Richard. Umpisa palang ng show ‘yun.

“Tapos nu’ng basahin ulit lahat ni Richard ang sponsors, may acknowledgement ulit pati National Press Club.

“Tapos binati ulit at mga anak niya at pinasalamatan nu’ng umalis na siya.

“Fyi lang po,” pagtatapos ni Roldan.

Well, ang point of view naman ni Sir Jerry, sana man lang daw ay may konting palabok naman at di ‘yung parang lumabas lang sa ilong.

I’m not siding with anybody but objectively speaking, I don’t blame him one bit if he felt slighted and made a hasty exit.

Ilagay n’yo kaya sa sitwasyon niya kayo, how would you honestly feel?

Siguro naman, after all the loving and the favors he’s given you guys, he deserves a better treatment.

He is not denying the exustence of such kind of acknowledgement but he was naturally expecting a little more emphasis on his name.

Ang hirap kasi, may pagka-syonga emcee n’yo at con mucho gusto ang greetings kung kani-kanino samantalang ‘yun talagang star of the show na maituturing ay hindi nabigyan ng tamang highlight.

Masyado kasi kayong bilib sa kanya samantalang wala namang “K” mag-host ng ganyang kagrandiosang okasyon ang paborito n’yong host.

Dapat kinukuha sa ganyang occasion ay taong matalino para ang di n’yo maiisip ay mapupunan niya at di puro kalandiang walang sense lang ang alam.

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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