Walang insecurity si Janice de Belen

MARAMI ang bumilib kay Janice de Belen sa guesting niya sa “The Buzz” last Sunday dahil wala siyang keber at pakialam kung wala siya sa kanyang fighting weight at di glamorosang tulad ng interviewer niyang si Charlene Gonzales.

She did come and confidently answered all of the questions that Charlene asked with the self-possessions and equanimity that she’d always been identified with and famous for.

No holds barred ang mga katanungan and she did answer them with her characteristic honesty and verbosity.

“Ibang klase akong magmahal,” she intoned. “Name it, I’ve done it.

“There’s nothing left to talk about anymore because my life has always been an open book.”

Asked if she has one great fear in life, she says it’s growing old alone.

“Pero ‘yung prince charming,” she stresses, “wala talaga.”

At this point, biglang nagprotesta si Charlene dahil naniniwala raw siya rito (Prince Charming).

Smile na lang si Janice dahil useless nga namang i-impose niya ang kanyang POV (point of view) sa taong iba naman ang pananaw sa mundo.

Anyway, okay naman daw ang relasyon niya with the father of her children.

“Tapos na ‘yun,” she asseverates. “We’re matured now.

“May mga apo na nga kami,” she says in obvious reference to her son with Aga Muhlach Igi Boy. “We’re all fine.

“We’re all civil,” she adds in earnest.

“In Luigi’s case, he’s free to see his father any time.”

Since she became a mother barely at the age of 17, she says she practically grew up with her children. “I was a mom when I was 17,” she avers. “I felt so young then, I practically grew up with them. Parang magkakabarkada lang kami.

“I say things to them na taboo para sa ibang tao pero kaysa sa labas pa nila mala- man, at home na lang.”

Oo nga naman.

At this point, Charlene gave her a handwritten letter from Luigi and predictably so, Janice became emotional and cried.

“I never had the chance to thank you for everything you’ve done to Luigi,” she says in earnest, wiping her tears surreptitiously. ” I always tell him, ‘go to them and start building your relationship.’

“I know that I can talk to both of you kung may problema kay Luigi.”

Kasama nga pala si Janice sa bagong soap ng ABS-CBN na “Budoy” starring Gerald Anderson in the title role.

“Tapos na ang lahat,” she stoically states. ” I’m thankful may mga naniniwala pa rin.

“The only thing that I can give is good work,” she ends with utmost sincerity.

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Nasira ang amo ng mukha sa taskang nose job

DATI-RATI, she was so full of promise.

She’s not only beautiful but tall as well and is gifted with a singing voice that’s both powerful and mellifluous.

Pero dahil likas na walang kasiyahan ang tao, naengganyo siyang magpa-noselift gayung okay naman na ang dati niyang ilong.

Ang ending, veritable dissaster. Hakhakhak!

Sa halip kasing ma-enhance ang likas niyang ganda, parang nasira tuloy ito.

Hahahahahaha!

Tipong too much decoration destroys the position.

Kung dati-rati kasi’y maamo ang kanyang mukha, parang naging pongitelya ito sa bago niyang nosejob. Hakhakhak!

Kaya after na maging lead actress sa kanyang introductory movie, hindi na ito nagkaroon ng magandang follow-up kahit na may ‘kapit’ pa siya sa isang well-connected na executive roon.

Sometimes, having some facial augmentation can be quite a big risk also. Sa halip kasing maging bonggacious ang hitsura natin ay nadidiskaril at times.

So do be careful, lest you become a mangled persona like this talented singer.

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Vice Ganda has mellowed

IN THE few occasions that I’m able to watch “Gandang Gabi, Vice,” I have noticed a significant change in Vice Ganda’s personality. Whereas before he was kind of rough and uncouth to the point of becoming downright cavalier, these days she appears to have considerably mellowed and not half as abrasive as before.

Nakatutuwa naman. For us, that is one big improvement that Vice Ganda should be credited for.

Kahit na sa “Showtime” ay hindi na rin nakaiirita ang kanyang arrive. Oo nga’t naroroon pa rin ang kanyang down-to-earth commentaries na kinasanayan na ng mga televiewers pero hindi na siya nakaiiritang panoorin.

Keep it up Vice. It’s nice to know that you have changed for the better and is not half as uncouth as before.

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Pilit na nagpapakontrobersyal pero tapos na ang kanyang panahon

WE DO understand what she’s feeling right this very moment but it’s a fact that she has to contend with that she’s already a thing of the past.

Kumbaga, matagal nang natapos ang kanyang panahon at kahit na ano pang pagpapakontrobersyal ang kanyang gawin ay wala nang arrive sa mga tao.

Lately, kung anu-ano na lang ang kanyang pinagsasasabi na sa halip na makatulong ay lalo lang naglalagay sa kanya sa katawa-tawang mga sitwasyon.

Palabasin bang super hunk ang isang broadcaster na alam naman nating di naman ganon kabongga ang sexual prowess, di ba’t lalo lang siyang nagiging katawa-tawa?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Kahit nga ‘yung churvahan nila ng isang dating bagets na aktor na ngayo’y isa ng family man at matagal na ring nangulimlim ang showbiz career ay ginamit pa niyang material, ostensibly out of a desperate need to hug centerstage once again and be talked about.

Kung bakit kasi hindi natutong ayusin ang kanyang finances nu’ng time na hot pa ang kanyang career at kung anu-anong kabaliwan ang pinagggawa. Ang di niya alam, once a career is over, it’s over and there’s nothing that can be done to bring it back.

Kawawawa nga siguro siya pero she has no one to blame for the kind of fiasco that she has had but her own delusions and devil-may-care attitude.

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Career ni Mairanita wala nang kapupuntahan

BUONG ningning na pinagmamalaki ng kampo ni Marianita L. na existing pa raw ang kanilang “Mamaya Na” pero ang dating katapat nito ay magbababu na. Hakhakhak!

What are you talking about, guys? Talaga namang hanggang doon lang ang itatakbo ng “Guns And Roses” dahil bukod sa marami ng nag-aabang na pamalit dito, the material is going to become too flimsy and would greatly suffer in the event that it would be stretched beyond it’s limit.

Anyway, dahil wala pa namang naka-line-up na posibleng kapalit, go nang go pa rin ang Mamaya Na mereseng matagal nang nangulimlim ang arrive nito sa publiko. Hahahahahaha!

How abysmal and sad. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, mag-diet man to the point of becoming almost skeletal, Marianita won’t be able to bring back anymore the luster of her once illustrious showbiz career.

‘Yan kasi ang napapala ng sobrang pagiging impakta at ilusyunada. Hakhakhak!

Ano ba ang nagawa ng pagbati mo sa ‘yong Lola Cristy, is she able to help you out with your abysmal showbiz career?

Hakhakhak! How could she when she can’t even lift a finger to make her showbiz-oriented shows rate?

‘Yung Juiceless na lang ay milyones na ang luging inaabot sa TV5. Buti nga at magaling sa sipsipan itong si Lola Cristy. For if not, her shows would have been axed a long time ago for wanting of good ratings. Hakhakhak!

Karma lang ‘yan sa kanya dahil numero unong AC/DC ka. Hahahahahaha!

Going back to Marianita, no matter what she does, her diabolical ways are proving to be her own undoing.

Halos hindi na siya nasusulat sa mga tabloids at kung masulat man, parang wala namang arrive sa mga tao.

Ang latest, papasok na raw rito ang isa pang kulang sa PR na aktor.

Hahahahahahaha!

What would you expect but ultimate fiasco? Hahahahaha!

Look, ang mga talents ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente na inokray-okray mo, they are doing infinitely well.

Si Bela Padilla, blooming talaga ang career dahil unti-unti ay nari-realize na nito ang mga pangarap niya sa buhay.

If plans push through, she’ll be joining the Bb. Pilipinas beauty pageant next year.

On top of that, she, too, will be a part of an important movie that GMA films will be producing early part of next year.

Si Sam Pinto naman ay leading-lady ni Cesar Montano sa isang action movie and she’s looking forward to her challenging movie to date under Viva, “Angela Markado.”

Good things are indeed shaping up for Sam and she owes it to her professionalism and positive attitude in her career.

Agaw-eksena nga ang kanyang soo laking billboard along Edsa sa may SM Megamall for Smart Netphone.

Eh, si Marianita, may endorsements pa ba? Hakhakhak!

Ni suka at toyo yata’y wala na. Hakhakhak!

Come to think of it, bagay sa kanya ang toyo product endorsement dahil may tililing siya.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Good riddance!

Dapat ngang maging masinop ka sa buhay dahil malapit nang magbabu ang career mo. Hahahahahaha!

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Nami-miss si Dion Ignacio

DATI-RATI, visible siya sa drama rama sa hapon ng GMA-7 but lately, he seems to be in absentia. Nasaan na nga ba si Dion Ignacio? Mukhang wala na siyang ginagawa sa Siyete?

Sana naman ay maalala siya dahil mabait namang bata at mahusay namang umarte maliban sa leading man material namang talaga.

I’m sure na sad ang kanyang ina na siyang biggest fan niya sa uneventful state ng kanyang showbiz career.

Going back to GMA, oo nga’t marami silang talents sa ngayon pero bibihira ang tulad kay Dion na may height talaga at puedeng tumambal kahit naka-five-inch high-heeled shoes pa ang leading-lady.

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Competent Ate Vi manages her own career

A LOT of people may not be aware of it but Queenstar Vilma Santos is the one handling her own showbiz career for many a good year now.

Considering how supremely busy she is with the enervating demands of her position as Batangas’ governor, Ate Vi still has time to attend to her showbiz career.

Naniniwala siguro siyang mas magiging smooth-sailing ang mga negotiations in the event na siya mismo ang hahawak ng kanyang showbiz career.

A woman of unquestioned intelligence and conviction, she really has proven many times over to the skeptics and the cynics that she’s very much capable of manning her own career.

It’s only a matter of proper scheduling and knowing pretty well what you want and what you’re getting at.

Kita n’yo naman, smooth-sailing ang lahat-lahat sa kanya.

Nagagampanan niya ang kanyang duties and responsibilities bilang ina ng Batangas, but on the side, she never neglects her duties as a wife to Senator Ralph Recto and a doting mom to her youngest son Ryan Christian.

Super Mom, di ba naman, Ate Aida? Hahahahaha!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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