Active pa rin ang churvahan ng dalawang personalidad

HAHAHAHA! Kaya pala blooming lately ang dati-rati’y malusog na sexy actress ay dahil active pa rin pala ang churvahan nila ng kanyang part-time papa. Hahahaha!

Dapat nga naman siyang magpa-sexy dahil retokada na halos from head to toe ang mi- sis ng kanyang karelasyon, na daig pa niya ang tumatama sa lotto sa tuwing sila’y magchuchurvahan.

Carry n’yo ba ang kanyang talent fee per churvahan which is amounting to a cool 1 million pesos, no less? Hahaahahahahaha!

Super bongga, di ba naman? Hakhakhak!

Well, no wonder, walang nagtatagal na karelasyon ang nagkakaedad na rin namang sexy actress na ‘to.

For no man in his right senses would want to have a girlfriend who’s indulging in the oldest profession, albeit, in a highly discreet manner. Hahahahahahahaha!

Saan ka nga naman kukuha nang ganon kalaking halaga in barely a couple of hours of mind-blowing sex? Hahahahaha!

Kaya naman daw hindi nakalilimutan ng male personality ang medyo tabaing girlalu ay dahil sa ang tindi-tindi ng performance nito sa kama to the point na tumitirik raw talaga ang mga mata ni papa. Hahahaha!

Sa totoo, a man of considerable sex perience na ang ating male lead but he admits that the not-so-young bombshell has got no worthy match even in the States where women have indubitably some very sophisticated outlook when it comes to sex. Hakhakhak!

Raging dynamo raw kasi ang flawless pero malusog na hubadera and she’s capable of making you deliriously happy until you fall into a deep dreamless sleep.

Hahahahahaha!

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Ehra Madrigal di namimili ng role

HINDI man siya star of the first magnitude, walang problema ‘yun kay Ehra Madrigal, ang older sis ni Michelle Madrigal na kung ituring ng kanyang younger sis ay nakababata nitong kapatid.

Hindi kasi siya ‘yung tipong mahilig magsermon sa kanyang younger sis at kung minsan nga, siya pa ang napagsasalitaan nito. Hahahahaha!

But Ehra is quite serious with her finances since she’d like to have a stable future, knowing pretty well how unstable show business is.

Ngayon nga naman, leading-lady material ka, para lang maging nanay sa susunod mong project.

Luckily for Ehra, GMA-7 has been most supportive of her and the network never fails to give her projects for subsistence.

Tulad na lang ngayon, kasama siya sa “Ikaw Lang Ang Mamahalin” na starting October 10 will begin airing after Pahiram Ng Isang Ina on GMA’a Afternoon Prime where she delineates the role of Dr. Katrina, Lilian’s (Tanya Garcia) doctor who’s enfatuated with Gardo Versoza’s character Ferdinand.

Dahil sobrang desididong makapag-ipon para sa future ng kanilang pamilya, di marunong tumanggi sa trabaho si Ehra kaya naman vibes sila ni Madam Annabelle Rama.

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Aging can be so harsh!

DATI-RATI, and this was some two or three decades ago, this talented chanteuse was indubitably being admired by men from all walks of life primarily because of her riveting kind of beauty.

Long before enhancements among women have become in vogue, she was veritably admired for her scintillating kind of beauty.

Her piercing catty pair of eyes sizzled when she was emoting or conveying varied emotions before the cameras.

But things are a lot different now that she’s already in her mid-sixties.

The curvaceous body has become too fleshy for comfort and her once appealing facial features is now heavily lined and way too old beyond her years.

How pathetic!

She must have led a traumatic kind of existence and it veritably shows in her once beautifully contoured physiognomy.

How sad.

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Kailangang i-update ang story line at direction ng soap ni Ate Guy

NAKALULUNGKOT ang rating na nakuha ng soap ni Ate Guy sa Cinco. Ang latest, samantalang naka-11.9% ang “Munting Heredera” ng GMA, 9.7% ang “Nasaan Ka, Elisa?” ng Dos, a measly 3.3% lang ang nakuha ng “Sa Ngalan Ng Ina” ng Superstar.

Honestly, our nephew Abe Paulite was able to watch it’s initial episode and he says that it turned out to be a big disappointment when you speak of direction and cinematography and the flimsy material as well.

Binigay naman daw ni Ate Guy ang lahat-lahat, in all fairness, but the blame should be dumped or heaped upon the director who seems not to be in tuned with the present times any longer.

Mabagal daw ang takbo ng kwento at parang tinipid ‘yung mga eksenang kailangang maraming extra dapat ang kasama.

Kahit naman siguro gaano pa kahusay na aktres si Ate Guy kung di naman kagalingan ang kanyang direktor, to no avail pa rin.

Mario O’Hara might be good in Tatlong Taong Walang Diyos but it’s been a long time since he directed a movie, mukhang naninibago na siya.

Kailangan siguro’y kumuha sila ng magaling na assistant director para magkaroon ng fresh input ang soap.

Also, it’s but fitting and imperative that they should avail of a competent cinematographer para mas effect ang dating sa boobtube.

A good writer is a must for a soap to become interesting. Kumuha sila ng magaling na script man para bomongga ang soap ni Ate Guy.

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Kasuklam-suklam ang character ni Aiko

HINDI namin matagalang panoorin ang “Reputasyon” kapag hugging the centerstage na ang character ni Ms. Aiko Melendez (Catherine Villamayor). Ang tindi talaga ng impact ng kanyang diabolical character, mas gusto na lang naming gumawa ng aming columns. Hakhakhak!

Honestly, kasusuklaman mo nang husto ang role ni Aiko na nuknukan ng sama, manipulative at out and out evil talaga.

In stark contrast, kahahabagan mong talaga si Agnes at ang utol niyang naging biktima ng kahayupan ni Ms. Aiko.

Of course it’s only make-believe but Aiko’s a consummate actress, she feels the role she is playing and eventually becomes the character.

Ang tindi.

Do watch it every afternoon every 5 in the afternoon. It’s riveting and too engrossing.

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Tantanan mo na raw Mr. Broadcaster si Ms. Claire dahil wala naman siyang kasalanan

FOR the past two long years, non-stop kung bira-birahin sa radio program ng broad- caster na ‘to si Ms. Claire dela Fuente and all because she happens to be the bus operator whose bus was able to sidesweep and eventualy kill a young woman who happened to be a family friend of this feisty and recalcitrant broadcaster.

“Sa halip na ‘yung corporation lang ang idemanda,” Ms. Claire asseverates, “‘yung limang incorporators ay dinawit pa at may damages na 8.5 million.

“Of course I emphatize with the father,”the famed singer elucidates. “Losing a daughter is no joke but it was an accident.

“Nobody wanted it to happen that way.

“Ang kaso mo, pini-personal ako ng broadcaster na ‘to at wala nang ginawa for the past two long years kundi i-harass ako at gawan ng mga imagined offenses, na, to be honest about it, nakababaliw nang talaga.

“I just hope he would leave me alone dahil nobody wanted a thing like that to happen.

“An accident is an accident any way you look at it.

“Pero hindi nga eh,” she says visibly already at the end of her tether, “pini-personal ako ng broadcaster na to at kung anu-anong imagined charges ang pinasasampa sa akin sa mga taong pini-pressure niyang gawin ‘yun.”

Oh, well, let the court decide, Mr. Broadcaster. Ang kaso, parang meron ka raw naman kasing hidden agenda and that is not good.

Kapita-pitagan ka pa namang broadcaster tapos ganyan ang diskarte mo.

Tama na. Like I said, let the court decide and just leave Ms. Claire alone.

Okay lang ba?

Ang banatan mo ‘yung mayayaman talaga at tumatae ng pera. Huwag si Ms. Claire na nagpapakahirap ding tulad natin para lang mabuhay.

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Wala nang dapat pang patunayan si Ate Vi

WE ARE overjoyed with the fact that Ms. Nora Aunor’s soap’s rating has plummetted to an all-time low of 3.3% considering the fact that most people had positive expectations.

But while we are doing this column, some Vilmanians have texted us to commisserate with the superstar. How nice of them to do that.

We haven’t talked yet to the Queenstar for all seasons, but knowing her to be a good person whose wishing nothing but good vibes to other people, we know that she’s not altogether happy with the not-so-good developments in her archrival’s soap.

Anyway, Ate Vi’s good foresight in almost everything she does can largely be credi- ted for her flourishing showbiz and political careers.

It’s grossly unethical to be comparing her with the Superstar, but it’s a fact that Ate Vi’s not that impetuous in making career moves and decisions and has always been extra-careful and methodical in everything she does or gets involved with, hence, the reason for her longetivity and staying power in the business.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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