Male starlet di raw nagka-name dahil di pumatol sa influential na vaklushi

HAHAHAHA! Nakatatawa naman ang intrigang kaya forever male starlet daw ang not-so-young actor na ‘to ay dahil sa hindi raw ito pumatol sa mga influencial gays sa network for the simple reason that he’s not into that kind of game.

Tipong straight daw kasi si kuya and aberrance like that is not his cup of tea.

Really?

Ang totoo raw kasi, wala namang offer si kuya dahil di naman daw deserving offer-an for the simple reason that he doesn’t have the makings of a veritable macho.

Bukod sa kulang daw sa height, wala pang X factor kaya hanggang sa mama na lang niya siyang may talent pero di kagandahan.
Hakhakhak!

Kumbaga, kept man na lang daw siya dahil he’ll never make it solely on his own.

On top of that, his equipment is purportedly not that awesome and interesting to look at for it pales in comparison with this newcomer at the network who has the height and the toned body, along with that interesting phallic symbol that dangles provocatively in between his sturdy legs. Hakhakhak!

Hindi ka nga naman kagwapuhan, di ka pa katangkaran, and on top of that, syano pa ang arrive mo kaya di mo carry na makipagtalbugan sa mga esekolang ombres sa nasabing eskalerang network. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Gerald Anderson has gone a long, long way

ANG swerte talaga ng tao, di mo malalaman kung saan siya makararating.

Sino ba naman kasi ang mag-aakalang ang back-up dancer ni Joross Gamboa noon from GenSan ay isa ng malaking bituin sa ngayon to the point that he’s been able to ignominiously eclipsed the good-looking actor.

Well, that’s life. So many twist and turn and has truckloads of surprises in store for the unsuspecting persona.

Dati, kapag naiiwan siya sa apartment noon ni Jun, naka-maong shorts lang siyang namimili ng ulam sa palengke at kadalasa’y nakahubad pa.

But look at him now. In a few years’ time, he’s metamorphosed into a very classy guy who lives in an equally imposing residence somewhere in Kyusi and is now one of the much sought-after young actors of ABS CBN.

Carry n’yo ‘yan?

Anyway, may bago siyang soap sa Dos kung saan kasama niya ang dalawa sa pinakamahuhusay na aktres sa pelikulang lokal na sina Ms. Zsa Zsa Padilla at Janice de Belen, sa kanyang unang soap sa Star network since mag-decide siyang lumipat na sa Kapamilya network.

Challenging ito in the sense na retarted ang role niya kaya tour de force performance talaga so to speak.

Kasama niya sa “Budoy” (that’s his character) ang dalawang magagaling na aktres plus a host of talented actors and actresses that’s guaranteed to keep you glued to your seats as its wonderful story dramatically unfolds right before your very eyes.

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Travel Time Magazine’s 4th issue hits newstand

TOURISM personality Susan Calo Medina brings the beauty of the Philippine archipelago closer to the readers with the fourth issue of her Travel Time, The Magazine.

Carrying the theme, Every Which Way, the October to December 2011 issue is packed with articles on major and emerging destinations, travel tips, people, and culture. The cover features the Loboc Children’s Choir inside the Loboc Church in Bohol. The photo was taken by Tonette Jacinto.

The Magazine is packed with articles full of fun and useful information and eye-catching images such as Island in the Sun (Cover Story) written by Gibbs Cadiz who finds so much to do in so little time because it’s all in Bohol and In Love With Ifugao (Detour) by Floy Quintos who returns to one of his favorite destinations and is reminded why he has so much passion for Ifugao.

The magazine also features Baguio for Insiders (Special Feature) by Celina Cruz as she revisits the old and discovers the new in the City of Pines; Pampanga, I Like (Quick and Easy) written by Lala Dimaano who enjoys a three-day historical and culinary Pampanga tour for under P4,000; Floy Quintos takes a step back in time as he walks the streets of Pila, Laguna in Pila’s Discreet Charm (Soul); Ricky Lopez shows us why the Puerto Princesa Underground River deserves to be on the list of  the New Seven Wonders of Nature in Out Into the Light (Travel Green); get a dose of adrenaline rush while reading Whitewater! (Thrill) as whitewater rafting authority Anton Carag takes us tumbling in the wild waters of the mighty Chico River; in Imperilled Beauty (Folio), the officers of the Wildbird Club of the Philippines shares the beauty and joy of birdwatching.

Christmas is just around the corner. Get practical tips and gift ideas in the fol- lowing interesting articles: Lovingly by Hand (Market) tells readers why SC Vizcarra’s handcrafted bags will make perfect Christmas gifts; in The Call of the indigenous (Whole), Cartwheel Foundation Executive Director Coleen Ramirez tells us how we can make our Christmas more meaningful – by sharing our blessings with those in need; former Ms. Universe Margie Moran and Tita Susan give us great Christmas food gift ideas in Gifts from the Kitchen (Flavors).

In A Life Travelled (Memo), Philippine Airlines VP for Marketing Support Mr. Bong Cruz talks about seeing the world and gives some tips on travel while Tita Susan talks about memories of her hometown in Going Home to Butuan (Travels With My Aunt).

Susan Calo Medina’s Travel Time, The Magazine, retails for only P125 and is available in Powerbooks, Fully Booked, SM Hypermarket, Wilcon Builder’s Depot and National Bookstore outlets nationwide. It is distributed by Emerald Headway Distributors, Inc. Grab your copy now!

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Cristine Reyes at Anne Curtis movie P135 milyon na ang kita!

KAYA pala sparkling ang arrive these days ni Cristine Reyes ay dahil sa tumatabo ng daang milyones (135 million to be eact my dear) ang kanilang No Other Woman ni Anne Curtis.

Crisp at bonggacious naman kasi ang mga dialogs na original at never pang nagamit sa mga pelikula in the past.

Sa totoo, aliw na aliw ang mga otaw sa patutsadahan nila ni Anne na may shade ng kabadingan ang palitan ng dialogs.

Well, it appears na tinalbugan ng dalawang sexy actresses ang mga hit movies ng Star Cinema lately kaya malamang na magkaroon ng another movie together sina Anne at Cristine with Derek Ramsay thrown in for good measure.

Still on Cristine, makapigil-hininga talaga ang eksenahan nila the other day ni Aiko Melendez sa Reputasyon.

Talaga namang labas-litid ang acting niya at bigay na bigay sa confrontation scene nila ni Aiko who delineates the role of a super corrupt and scheming politician.

Anyway, going back to Cristine and her super blockbuster movie with Anne, mukha ngang mauuso na naman ang mga sexy movies na may matitinong aktres as headliners.

Dapat lang, noh?

‘Yun na!

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Nagdodroga ba ang hubaderang aktres?

PABIRO siyang bigyan ng pelikula ng isang Chinese produ dahil walang angal sa hubaran ang di kagandahang (di raw kagandahan, o! Hakhakhak!) morenang sexy actress na ‘to na parang bangkayotic na ang arrive sa bago niyang pelikula kung saan minimal make-up na lang daw ang dinaragdag sa kanya para magmukha siyang Aswang.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ang kaso, even if she’s made-up quite heavily in some scenes to make her looks vam- py and exotic, lumalabas pa rin ang ngarag niyang itzu, along with her tired eyes that seem to be unfocused at times and wanting of any expression. Hakhakhak!
Patang-pata na talaga si Ate but why is that so?

In her interviews, she would tell anyone who’d care to listen that her shootings are sapping her of her energy, hence, the bewildered and sometimes lost look.

‘Yun ang sabi niya.

But some people who know what she’s going through are quite positive in their belief that she’s into drugs. A high-powered one.

Oh, well, tigilan na kasi niya ang bisyong ‘yan dahil wala rin namang kapupuntahan  ang bagay na ‘yan.

Honestly and with no pun intended, unti-unti na nga siyang nagmumukhang Aswang. Hahahahahahaha!

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Malawak na following ni Ate Vi, sikreto ng kanyang longevity sa mundo ng showbiz

KUNG meron mang artistang may pinakamalawak na fan base, Queenstar Vilma Santos is definitely one of them.

Nu’ng pumasok siya sa politics, lalo pang nag-mushroom ang kanyang following dahil ‘yung mga taong nami-meet niya along the way ay nagiging mga fans na rin niya.

Napaka-magnetic kasi ng kanyang personalidad, right on your first meeting, you would feel that kind of inexplicable charisma that she wields on so many people.

It’s not a studied thing but something that’s intrinsically innate in her.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, the more I get to know her, my fond- ness for her increases.

She’s not only physically beautiful but there’s something about her that’s capable of taking your breath away.

She’s magnetic and has a wonderful way in getting along with people from all walks of life, she mesmerizes you beyond words.

No wonder, even among the new generation, marami pa rin siyang tagahanga.

Pa’no kasi, ‘yung mga positive reviews ng kanilang mga magulang ay naipapasa nila sa kanilang mga anak kaya naman hindi lang pang matanda ang beauty niya kundi pang bagets rin. Hahahahaha! Carry n’yo ‘yun?

Sino ba naman kasi sa mga contemporaries niya ang gusto pa ring makatambal ng mga young actors natin sa ngayon, aber?

Si Ate Vi lang at wala nang iba pa.

Period. Walang comma!

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Nag-aabang pa rin ang mga tagahanga ni Alfred Vargas

NANG maging certified Kapamilya siyang muli, his throng of followers were infinitely ecstatic. Alam kasi nilang mas mabibigyan ng meaty roles ang actor-politician na si Alfred Vargas sa Dos where he started his showbiz career many years back.

Ang kaso mo, right after “Mutya,” which was a certified hit, he seems to have vanished into oblivion and is no longer visible at the Kapamilya network.

Why is that so? His adoring fans would like to know. Sayang naman daw ang efforts ng kanilang idolong lumipat sa ABS-CBN at magpa-slim pa mandin kung sa freezer lang siya malalagay?

Bakit nga ba?

Wala na ba siyang follow-up project?

Sayang naman kung matitengga lang siya.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity
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Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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