May bipolar disorder kaya mahirap pakisamahan

AFRAID na magsalita ang isang not-so-young actress na supposedly ay may bipolar disorder. Lately, after that sensational crying scene at the bank where her money  was deposited and was purportedly hastily withdrawn by someone unidentified but most people suspect that it was her husband, surprisingly, they have issued a joint statement lately that their imbroglio was nothing that serious and has been patched up amicably at the moment.

Hahahahahahaha!

Obviously, afraid sila sa network na pareho nilang pinagtatrabahuhan kaya biglang nag-behave ang dalawa.

Kapag nairita pa kasi ang network na nagpapala sa kanila, where would they go?

Ang ending, mum is the word na lang sila at nagdesisyong sarilinin na lang ang problema nilang dalawa.

Tungkol naman sa isyung may bipolar disorder raw ang not-so-young actress, I guess that’s not at all true.

Nagkaroon ng deep-seated resentment at envy ang not-so-young actress sa superfab success ng dalawa

niyang utol who are a lot older than she is but are predominantly equipped with minds who are a lot saner and more shrewd than her.

Ang dalawa kasi, they had the saneness to focus in one relationship alone whereas their younger sister

would want to amass wealth the easy route by way of giving sexual services in exchange of big sums of money.

Ang ending, para lang siyang tissue paper na biglang itinatapon sa basurahan pagkatapos gamitin.

Dapat kasi ay may pinagsamahan para mas bongga at lasting ang isang relasyon at hindi ganyang based on

cheap sex lang ito.

Matauhan ka na, ining. Walang magagawa ang mga psychoanalyts na ‘yan kung hindi mo bibigyan ng katahimikan ang iyong pag-iisip.

Period. Walang comma!

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Overworked si Toni (Katilam-tilam ang huling pumasok na housemate)

ANYTHING, when carried to an excess, is not good.

Ms. Toni Gonzaga of the highly successful Pinoy Big Brother Unlimited should take this precaution by heart.

Lately kasi, parang masyadong marami na ang kanyang workload, it’s beginning to show in the tired and weary physiognomy that she has of late.

Pa’no ba naman kasi, daily ay nasa Happy, Yipee, Yeheey siya. On top of that, meron pa siyang The Buzz at ASAP Rocks and now, daily pa rin ang PBB Unlimited.

Nakalilimutan siguro ni Ms. Toni that beauty rest is of vital importance for a woman to have that innate glow or sparkle and freshness.

Last night when we watched the opening salvo of the show, it was glaringly obvious that Toni was not her usual bubbly and superglam self.

She was visibly tired and in need of rest, hence the seeming perennially tired expression on her face, the expensive make-up and fabulous outfit notwithstanding.

Go take some rest girl, you need it to look comely and glamorous on cam just like your co-host Bianca Gonzales who exuded freshness and vital excitement the natural way.

Our body can only take so much. Bear that in mind my dear.

Anyway, speaking of the newest edition of the PBB Unlimited, bonggacious ang iba’t-ibang personalities na nagsama-sama rito but I’m particularly impressed with the saling-cat one.

‘Yung pinakahuling pinapasok nila na may pagdaraanan pang mga pagsubok bago maging totoong PBB housemate.

His skin might be somewhat flawed but his over-all bearing is positively impressive.

His features are that of a real man (macho and virile) and his speaking voice is not squeaky unlike some of  the boys inside the PBB abode. Hahahahahaha!

He’s appealingly brown-skinned and his body is toned to perfection.

I just hope he’s going to become a fullfledged housemate and would eventually come out as one of the winners. Hahahahahahaha!

Unlike most of the housemates, he came out unchaperoned and was confidence personi- fied even if he’s alone and has no one to give the emotional support that every housemate needs.

Goodluck young man, I hope you get to realize your dream of becoming a fullfledged housemate.

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Masyado raw kinakawawa ang maliliit na movie producers

MALUNGKOT ang producer ng Batang Ifugao na si Papa Boy Pilapil dahil sa postponed ang October 19 na playdate ng kanilang movie at biglang napunta sa November 2 na alam naman nating di kagandahang playdate but beggars just can’t afford to be choosy, to qoute an adage.

“Ang hirap talaga, Pete,” openly laments Papa Boy when asked about the latest info on his initial venture as a small-time movie producer. “Ito nga, postponed ang playdate ng Batang Ifugao from October 19 to November 2.

“Sa totoo lang,” further complains the new producer, “nakasasama ng loob, Pete.

“Ang hirap kayang mag-produce lalo na’t limited talaga ang iyong resources.

“Tapos, out of the blue, bigla kang bibigyan ng playdate. Magsisikap ka naman siyempreng i-promote ang movie mo to the extent na nangbabraso ka na magkaroon lang ng publicity dahil hindi na kaya ng budget mong magpa-presscon nang bonggang-bongga.

“Ang masakit,” he further laments, “pag may dumating palang major foreign film, bigla ka na lang mai-etsapwera at biglang ililipat sa ibang playdate na additional expenses na naman on your part.

“Ang hirap, Pete!” he trills, “pag independent producer ka lang.”

Oo nga naman. Kahit naman saang field, ang mga malalaking negosyante ang namumunini at siyang nakai-eksena.

What a pity for those who are not awfully moneyed and not well-connected for they have to suffer the brunt of their misfortune.

Sabi pa ni Papa Boy, kahit daw ang mga artista niyang sina Sofie Lee at Norris John ay traumang-trauma rin sa mga pangyayari. Naka-set na raw kasi ang minds ng mga ito na October 19 ang kanilang playdate

tapos biglang mapupunta to a much later date.

‘Yun na!

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Equally divided naman pala ang role nina Cristine at Anne sa No Other Woman

FINALLY, napanood na namin ang pirate (pirated daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) version ng No Other Woman nina

Cristine Reyes at Anne Curtis.

Equally divided naman pala ang roles ng dalawa at superb talaga ang kanilang acting particularly sa kanilang pivotal na confrontation scenes.

Mali pala ang akala kong natalbugan ng pagiging fashion plate ni Anne ang pagiging simpleng housewife role ni Cristine.

Bongga palang talaga ang mga tarayan at patutsadahan nilang dalawa at haunting din ang pathetic scenes ni Anne sa bandang hulihan ng pelikula kung saan nagbabu na sa kanya si Derek all because he can’t bear to lose his wife triumphantly essayed by Cristine.

Maganda ang penultimate scene kung saan nagkita-kita silang wala ng bitterness sa kani-kanilang mga puso.

Happy ending ang pelikula bagama’t heart-rending ang mga pathetic scenes ni Anne prior to her acceptance that she’s got no hold or right over Derek Ramsay’s character for she’s the other woman, no more, no less.

In stark contrast to her character in the late afternoon soap Reputasyon, may pagka-sophisticated na ang role rito ni Cristine dahil hindi naman siya poor at sa bandang huli nga ay sosyal na sosyal ang kanyang outfit.

Anyway, panahon na nga siguro ng utol ni Ara Mina’ng mag-shine dahil matagal din siyang nagtiis at na-trauma sa mga flopsinang pelikula simply because she did not bare her endowments for the men to appreciate and ogle at.

Bagama’t ibang-iba ang kanyang character sa No Other Woman as compared sa Reputas-yon, obvious na tanggap na tanggap siya ng publiko bilang pinkabagong sex symbol ng pelikulang lokal.

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at

pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them

here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much,

my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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