Nagdiriwang daw ang tupperware na si Cristy Fermin dahil mababa ang rating ng soap ni Nora

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nagdiriwang daw ang bungal ang arrive na si Cristy Fermin dahil spaghetting pababa nang pababa ang rating ng soap ni Ms. Nora Aunor.

At least nga naman, di na masyadong kabado ang Nganga Queen dahil di bomongga tulad ng expectation ng TV5 people ang Sa Ngalan Ng Ina.

But then, no comparison naman ang “Sa Ngalan Ng Ina” ni Ate Guy sa mga shows ni Ferminata na parang isinumpa na pinagwewelgahan ng mga sponsors. Hakhakhak!

Bago siya maglait sa kawalan supposedly ng positive ratings ng soap ni Mama Guy, ayusin muna niya ang shows niya na puro sadsad sa ratings ang arrive. Hahahahahaha!

Ikaw, Cristy Fermin, ang tunay na deluvic at isinumpa because your shows are being avoided like the plague by the ad men. Hakhakhak!

So far, you’ve been handsomely by the network you’ve been hoodwinking for more than a year now but there has never been any ROI (return of investment). Hakhakhak!

And why is that so?

It’s simple, you’re a goner. Doomed! Osla ka na, lola.

Kaya ang ending, hitsura ng bolang dini-dribble-dribble ka ng network dahil hindi nila makuha ang tamang timeslot para sa shows mo na parang pinandidirihan ng sanlibutan. Harharhar!

Honestly, lahat na yata ng timeslot ay napuntahan mo na but no puede pasar. Hakhakhak!

Nilagay ka na sa hatinggabi, timbog. Sa afternoon slot, tigbak pa rin. Nag-ten a.m. ka na, the result was not in the least bit positively inspiring or encouraging.

Ngayon, balik ka na naman yata sa orig na oras ng “Juicy.” But sad to say, no matter what timeslot you’d be thrown in or dumped into, the end-product would always be abysmal and vapid and dull.

No wonder, your co-hosts seem not in the mood to work anymore because they know that as long as you’re still there anchoring the show, the outcome will always be very much bordering on the negative.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, as long as you’re still hosting the show in that abominably hackneyed Tagalog you’re using, the show will always be shunned away from like the plague.

Marunong ka naman kasing magpakwela sa makabagong paraan but you adamantly refused to change your Atang dela Rama-inspired way of talking.

Times have inordinately altered, lola. Iba na ang trip ng mga tao sa ngayon at nangingilabot na sila sa pananagalog mong panahon pa ng “Maalaala
Mo Kaya” ni Carmen Rosales at Rogelio dela Rosa nang mauso. Hahahahahahaha!

Magnganga ka na lang kasi. Mas bagay naman sa ‘yo ‘yun. Hahahahahaha!

Bago mo nga pala silipin ang di kagandahang rating ng soap ni Ate Guy, pakatitigan mo muna ang mga shows mo na kahit kailan ay hindi nagkaroon ng ROI (return of investments vagah! Hahahahahaha!)

At least si Ate Guy pinapasok ng commercials kahit na tigbakers na at nakaaantok ang timeslot ng soap niya.

Ikaw, no matter what the network does, you’re doomed and unsalvageable. Hahahahaha!

Ang osla ay osla, period ayoko ng tsakaaaaaaa!

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Ate Vi’s unequalled staying power

TIME and again, a lot of pepole would like to unravel the mystic of Queenstar Vilma Santos’ longetivity and unmatched staying power. Bakit daw after almost five decades ay naririyan pa rin siya. Consistently lording it out as the actress whose brilliance has never seemed to diminish with the passing of time.

Maliban sa kanyang malawak na following, I guess one of the reasons what she’s still very much in vogue is her genius in running her career.

Time has indeed seasoned Ate Vi’s outlook in many aspects of her showbiz and political careers.

To be honest about it, Queen Vi is not easily impressed with the monetary aspect of any movie offer. She is more concerned with the story line or the working script.

Kaya nga siguro naririyan pa rin siya, the ever-changing trends and the onslaught of new talents notwithstanding.

Kahit milyones pa ang sum involved, di tatanggapin ni Ate Vi ang offer hangga’t hindi niya nababasa ang working script o synopsis man lang ng movie.

It’s not true that she’s after the financial aspect of any offer alone.

As a matter of fact, she’s looking forward to the day when she would be offered an indie movie to her liking.

Honestly, tapos na siya sa bread trip na ‘yan. Sa totoo, she gets more interested and intrigued if the offer has got an arresting story line and interesting actors she could possibly work or interact with.

Now, after reading this piece, are you still wondering why she’s become a tough act to follow and a rare breed of an actress as well?

Iba si Queenstar Vi, wala na sigurong makatutulad sa kanya sa new breed of actors sa ngayon.

Period. Walang comma! Hahahahahaha!

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Joshua Dionisio cute na uli

ISANG malaking challenge para kay Joshua Dionisio ang gampanan ang role ni Sherwin Ordonez sa soap nilang “Ikaw Lang Ang Mamahalin” at GMA-7’s Afternoon Prime.

‘Yan siguro ang dahilan kung bakit nag-slim down siya ngayon na bumagay naman sa kanya dahil papable na naman siyang muli.

Hindi nga naman kagandahang tingnan na leading man siyang naturingan tapos namumutok na ang katawan niya sa sobrang pamimilog nito.

Hahahahaha!

At any rate, Joshua is infinitely happy with the good breaks that are coming his way these days.

Ma-imagine mo nga namang Sherwin Ordonez at Cogie Domingo na ang mga roles na ginagampanan nila lately ni Kristoffer Martin?

It’s indeed too flattering a thing that good roles like these are now coming their way.

“Okay ho ‘yung role ko and I’m so pleased that GMA’s being most supportive,” he gushingly states. “Medyo iba naman ito sa usual roles na napupunta sa akin kaya excited akong i-portray ito.”

Oo nga naman.

At any rate, Joshua’s becoming more serious with his career and it shows in the way he’s now approaching every role with the emotional maturity of a grown up young man.

“Marami pa po akong dapat na matutunan but I’m not in a hurry,” he avers. “Basta I make it a point na I would give my very best in everything that I do.”

Kumusta naman sila ni Barbie Forteza. “Ok naman po,” he coos. “We’re good and compatible with each other.”

Sa Monday (October 10) na nga pala ang airing ng soap nila sa Siyete at confident si Joshua na tatangkilikin naman daw ito ng kanilang mga tagasubaybay.

“Ginagawa naman po namin ang lahat-lahat kaya I’m sure na magugustuhan nila itong bago naming serye.”

Incidentally, Ikaw Lang Ang Mamahalin, an original teleplay by Dode Cruz will be reinterpreted by headwriter Kit Villanueva and director Roderick Lindayag.

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Natimbog dahil sa dyuts na nota

SO PITIFUL naman ang nangyari sa career ng good-looking actor na ‘to na dati-rati’y scalding hot ang arrive ng popularidad sa isang network to the point that demanding or challenging roles were the ones being assigned for him to do.

Ang kaso, nang magsimulang kumalat ang chikang dyutelya raw siya (Hahahahaha! How so very pathetic!), roon na nagsimulang bumaba ang kanyang popularidad to the point na pati mga gay executieves ng network ay nawalan na rin ng gana.

In fairness, artistahing-artistahin naman talaga ang kanyang arrive, with his infinitely appealing facial features, good body and fairly commendable acting expertise.

Sa personal nga, matutulala kang talaga sa kanyang kagwapuhan na talaga namang lilingunin mo dahil finely-chiseled talaga ang kanyang hitsura with his impossibly long eyelashes and haunting pair of eyes and satiny skin tone.

Kaya lang, masyadong na-sensationalize ang kanyang regular na nota, parang biglang pinandirihan siya ng mga vaklushi dahil di kagandahan nga namang tingnan na haunting ang arrive ng kagwapuhan mo tapos matitinga lang sila sa ‘yong nota. Hahahahaha!

Ayaw ni Paulo ‘Dakota’ Avelino nang ganyan. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, bakit ba naman kasi naging issue ang so-so lang na nota ni Kuya gayong napakahusay naman niyang umarte?

Oh, well, we seem to be getting too nota-oriented to the point that we seem to be losing our values and interest on the most important aspects of one’s personality.

‘Yun lang!

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Mentally challenged ‘Budoy’ will take your breath away

ROLE ng isang character who’s suffering from the so called delay in mild retardation ang gagampanan ni Gerald Andrson sa pinakabagong obra ng ABS-CBN Primetime Bida series, “ang Budoy.”

It’s slated to premiere on Monday, October 10, on Philippine television.

Anyway, Gerald is thankful to have been immersed in Budoy’s character. “Napakalaking tulong sa pagganap ko ang immersion na ginawa namin,” he points out methodically. “Mas lumalim ang pagkilala ko kay Budoy at na-inspire ako sa pagmamahal niya sa kanyang pamilya at sipag at determinasyong harapin ang buhay.”

Anyway, Budoy brings together a powerhouse cast composed of promising young stars Jessy Mendiola and Enrique Gil, along with the stalwarts of Philippine cinema Dante Rivero, Gloria Sevilla, and Barbara Perez, with seasoned actors Tirso Cruz 111, Zsa-Zsa Padilla, Mylene Dizon, Christian Vasquez and Janice de Belen in her big comeback at the Kapamilya Network.

Under the inspired direction of Ruel S. Bayani and Tots Sanchez-Mariscal, it sets to highlight the value of education among the Filipino youth while emphasizing those individuals known to be mentally-challenged.

Still on Budoy, it’s nice naman to know that Christian Vasquez is once again doing a soap for ABS-CBN. Matagal-tagal din siyang na-miss dahil doon yata siya nag-concentrate sa Kapatid network for a while.

But then, you just can’t blame him. Work is work any way you look at it.

Welcome back, Christian boy. Marami ang naka-miss sa’yo.

Suportahan ka raw nila now that you’re a Kapamilya once again. Hahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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