Network na maangas nilayasan ng beteranang aktres dahil walang viewers
HAHAHAHAHA! How so very amusing. I mean they have all the money and the purchasing power as well but their network is a veritable failure in as far as following is concerned.
Sa true, shakira raw ang isang veteran actress nang malamang below sea level pala ang arrive ng network na kanyang nilipatan nang pansamantala. Hakhakhak!
Super proud pa naman daw ang dating super sikat na aktres sa kanyang katatapos lang na teleserye dahil buong akala niya’y napanood ito ng kanyang mga relative sa abroad, in the States in particular, pero wala nga raw feedbacks dahil wala silang TFC.
Hahahahaha! Kung dito nga lang sa Pinas ay dead galore na ang kanilang network in the outskirt of the city, how would you expect it to have miraculously reached the US of A and in some parts of Europe as well?
How uproariously funny! Hakhakhakhakhak!
No wonder, this popular actress (another actress who’s a lot younger than the first one) has had a sudden change of heart. Dati raw, feel na nitong lumipat dahil may mga tampo nga sa network na hindi na raw gaanong nagpapahalaga sa kanya.
But when she learned of the abysmal outcome of the ratings of this phenomenal actress, (Hahahahahahaha!) she has had a sudden change of heart right then and there. Hakhakhak!
Mataas nga naman ang expectations ng publiko na magso-soar to unimagined heights ang ratings ng soap ng isang phenomenal actress but predictably so, sadsad ito na hindi mangyayari kung alinman sa Dos o Siyete siya nagstage ng comeback.
Suffice to say, kahit ang aktres mismo ay hindi ini-expect na ganon katindi ang mangyayari sa kanyang comeback sa local television dahil alam naman niyang kung television ang magiging vehicle ng kanyang comeback, it surely is going to become a veritable success the way it had happened a couple of years before at the Star network when the ratings of her soap had reached almost a whopping 60%.
Oh, well, if it’s money that you want, go straight ahead and sign a contract with the said network. But if it’s longevity and staying power that you’re after, stick it out with ABS CBN or GMA7.
Mas secure ka naman kasi if you sign a contract with either of the two network dahil proven na ang kanilang mass appeal at staying power.
Nakatutuwa naman ang staying power nitong kaibigan naming si Boy Pilapil
AND speaking of staying power, I’ve known Mr. Boy Pilapil for the longest time way back when he was still a struggling talent manager with some sexy stars as talents. But sexy movies have long ceased to be in vogue but the feisty talent manager is still very much around and is now embarking in a totally different field as a movie producer.
Sexy movie pa rin siyempre ang opening salvo ng kanyang newly-formed movie outfit (NJ Production) where he has purportedly invested some savings of a lifetime.
“Okay naman ang indie pero sa kaso ko,” he explains in earnest in an inadvertent encounter at our fave hamburger house along Timog Ave., “mas preferred ko ang totoong movie kahit na low budgeted lang dahil hindi naman ako mayaman.
“Ang sa akin kasi mas nabubusisi ang isang pelikula kung hindi pressured ang isang direktor,” he reasons out in earnest.
Oo nga naman. Anyway, ang title roler rito ni Papa Boy (talagang nakipapa na rin daw, o! HAHAHA! Ayaw ni Danny Batuigas nang ganyan!) ay isang gwaping na baguhan na paboritong isulat ng reyna ng gay bar na si Danny B.
His name happens to be Norris John and he delineates the role of a native in the movie Batang Ifugao with another newcomer Sofia Lee (na jetsetter at fly bigla sa Europe lately nang ma-ex ang poster ng kanilang movie… Hahahahahaha! ang taray!).
At any rate, according to Danny B., magkakaroon daw sila ng mall show sa Cubao along Diamond Arcade on October 15 kaya abangan diyan si Sofia na agaw-eksena raw ang outfit na isusuot.
Kung daring ang outfit ni Sofia, maglalaway naman daw ang mga vaklushi sa isusuot ni Norris John na talaga raw namang bakatan ng hotdog ang labanan. Hahahahahahaha!
Palabas na nga pala ito sa October 19 kaya pakaabangan sa mga sinehang pinalalabasan ng mga indie movies.
Super deny pero um-um-an to death sa Hong Kong
HAHAHAHA! How so very funny naman this lakistic ang bibig na sexy comedienne who is so loaded already, she has ceased to do some marathon bookings with her DOMs clientele and is now more focused with her intimate affair with this young and succulent-looking man who’s a lot younger, but definitely, than this booking queen.
Anyway, what goes around, comes around.
Kung dati-rati’y siya pala-palagi ang nasa receiving ng mga biyaya, this time around, she’s the one doling out her hard-earned (hard earned daw in the sense na galing sa hard on ng mga ombres ang kanyang kadatungan ever… Hakhakhak! How uproariously funny! Hahahahaha!) dough to the young men she fancies.
Ang nakatatawa lang, may pagka-weird daw ang taste sa mga ombres ng babaeng baklitang ito.
Kung ang iba’y mas preferred ang mga veritable macho, ang trip niya ay medyo weird.
For some reasons totally baffling and confusing, she wants them kind of limpwristed. Hahahahaha!
Yes, my dear, limpwristed but should be well-endowed. Hakhakhak!
How so very funny!
Sa laki ba naman ng kavivigan niya, she really needs a big dick to keep her sated or fulfilled. Hakhakhak!
Jillian Ward is back
MARAMING young actresses sa GMA-7 ngayon but it’s a fact that Jillian Ward is definitely one of the hottest child actresses that the said network has come to developed.
Bagama’t mahuhusay rin ‘yung ibang child actresses, kakaiba pa rin ang charisma ni Jillian in the sense na wacky and zany siya but is also gifted when it comes to delineating dramatic roles.
Anyway, may bago na naman siyang soap sa Kapuso network but this time, she’s back to her old forte of dishing out comedic roles with a new twist – she’ll make you laugh and cry at same time.
Daldalita is Jillian Ward and she’s reunited with the comedic talent of Manilyn Reynes and Ogie Alcasid.
Saan ka pa, Jillian Ward na, Ogie Alcasid pa, with matching Manilyn Reynes thrown in for good measure?
Anyway, I’m positive that the soap is going to be a riotous success what with the comedic talents of Jilian, Ogie and Manilyn in full force, what would you expect but pandemonium. Hahahahahaha!
Biglaang na-miss ang dating paparu!
HAHAHAHA! Could it be true that this aging but still svelte and comely singer-actress is purportedly on a nostalgia trip nowadays when she learns about the kind of life that her qoundam paparu has been saddled into?
Kung dati kasi’y all mine to give siya sa hunk actor to the point that she took care of his living expenses, condo unit, along with other miscellaneous expenses that he incurred in a month’s time, these days, he has purportedly metamorphosed into a high-end male prostie in Thailand where his sexual expertise is reportedly the current rave. Hahahahahahaha!
Anyway, even if she has money, there is no way that she can have again his luscious dick that has become more expensive as time goes by. Hahahahahahaha!
Pa’no naman kasi, ang provider niya ngayon ay may edad na pero napakabait naman daw at most understanding sa kanyang needs.
‘Yun nga lang, the heart is a lonely hunter ang kanyang drama. Hahahahahaha!
Hindi naman kasi carry nitong ibigay ang langit when it comes to sex since he’s not young anymore and a little bit on the heavy side.
At the moment, bigla raw niyang na-miss ang kanilang mindless sex ng ombre na ‘to na talaga namang que largo grande ang nota.
Vilma’s as liquid as ever!
KUNG anu-ano ang sinusulat ng mga intrigerong manunulat diyan na pawang paninira kay Queenstar Vilma Santos but at this point, the feisty Batangas governor is already inured when you speak of intrigues and mindless criticisms.
Ang mahalaga, she is doing her job assiduously well and is most professional in fulfilling her showbiz and political commitments.
‘Yung mga intrigang she’s into some mahjong sessions raw after office hours ay tinatawanan lang ng mga taong nakakikilala sa aktres.
Kung into heavy gambling nga naman si Governor Vi, how come she’s still most liquid and her investments burgeoning as time goes by?
Ang pagkakaalam namin sa taong sugapa sa sugal ay nagkakasanla-sanla ang mga properties at pati mga sound investments ay naibibenta?
Look at Ate Vi these days, her diamond collections are getting bigger and more formidably expensive as time passes.
Her mansions, fat savings in the bank, among other sound investments, are still very much intact, proving her detractors inordinately wrong.
Kaya puede ba, magnganga na lang kayo dahil ‘yan ang nababagay sa mga intrigerang tulad n’yo.
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Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!