Showbiz-oriented show ni Ferminata natigbak na?

MAY mga nag-text sa amin the other day na tigbakers na raw ang “Starlets Confession” ni Lola Cristy Fermin dahil hindi na raw ito napanood last Wednesday na siyang regular airing ng show na ‘to.

“Wala na talaga ang Starlet Confession nu’ng Wednesday,” so says our source. “Sabi ni Fermin, ililipat daw sa Saturday.

“When I watched last Saturday, wala naman.”

Anyway, ang say ng aming source, matagal na raw talagang gustong tigbakin ang show dahil zero ads pa rin ito pero afraid daw ang TV5 people na kapag ginawa nila ‘yun ay banat-banatan sila ng AC/DC na ngangaera sa columns nito sa mga tabloids gaya nang ginawa niyang non-stop na pagbanat sa ABS-CBN. Hahahahaha!

Oh, well, kung ganyan ang magiging attitude nila, they stand to lose truckloads of money.

Diyan na lang sa walang kakatas-katas na Juice-less ay malaki nang talaga ang nalulugi sa kanila dahil up to this writing, it’s still being avoided like the plague by the ad men.

Hakhakhak!

Kung bakit naman kasi pumapayag silang mauto ng tanderaketch na ‘to na matagal nang pinandidirihan sa telebisyon dahil sa baduyistic approach nito in hosting showbiz-oriented shows pero naririyan pa rin mereseng pipito na lang yata ang nanonood. Hakhakhak!

‘Yan ba ang queen of intrigues kuno? Aba’y lampaso namin ‘yan noon mereseng mas may name raw kuno ang lomodic na gurangis na ‘yan. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ayooookooooooooo! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Imagine, twelve ad placements ang nakopo namin noon pero siya’y swerte nang makaisa, house ad pa. Hahahahahaha!

Poor old woman. I’m positive, one of these days bigla na lang magbababu sa ere ang mga shows niya and there’s nothing that she can do about it.

Period!

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Gwaping na indie actor kinakalkal ang katawan para kumita

TIMES are hard and opportunities are equally hard to come by.

No wonder, itong medyo may name na rin namang indie actor na nag-frontal nudity sa isa sa kanyang mga pelikula ay nagpahagip sa isang vaklushi some two days ago at nag-check-in sa isang motel sa Cubao na katapat ng Farmers market at two in the morning. Hahahahaha!

Nagulat talaga ang ating mole nang ma-sight niya ang paborito niyang indie actor na pumasok sa motel na’yun with some male friends as well.

Tipong orgy yata ang feel ng rica-ricang vaklung kaya join na rin ang mga friends ng chinitong indie actor na napanood sa indie movie na Nympha, among many others.

Kunsabagay, magkano ba naman ang kinikita nila sa mga indie movie na ‘yan kung saan ibinubuyangyang nila ang kanilang mga nota for so small an amount?

Ang ending, kumikita sila sa pamamagitan ng bookings sa mga hangaperang bakla na nagtilam-tilam sa kanilang kamachuhan by way of those libidinous indie flicks that they have starred into.

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Janice de Belen takot tumandang mag-isa

NAGING ina raw siya at the tender age of 17 years old kaya ang feeling ni Janice de Belen, Budoy’s adoptive mom in the newest soap of ABS-CBN, that she had practically grew up with her children.

“Parang magkakabarkada lang kami,” she avers in a recent interview. “Kaya siguro I’m more democratic in dealing with them.

“Kesa sa labas mo pa malalaman, mas okay ‘yung sa ‘yo nag-o-open-up ang mga kids mo.”

Sa mga anak daw niya, aminado siyang mas nahirapan sa kanyang growing up years si Luigi since iba nga ang tatay nito kaya he really had a hard time coping up.

Buti na lang daw, open na ang communication line nila ngayon nina Aga (Muhlach) at Charlene (Gonzales) kaya na-lessen na kumbaga ang mga problema.

Anyway, Janice is happy to be working once again with ABS-CBN at kahit wala silang contract na pinirmahan, makaaasa raw ang Star Network na ia-honor niya ang kanyang commitment sa kanila.

“Tapos na ang lahat,” she asseverates. “I’m thankful that I’m still here at naniniwala pa rin sila sa akin.

“I can’t promise anything,” she intones, “but the one thing that I can give is good work.”

Oo nga naman.

Anyway, pagdating sa pagmamahal, wala raw siyang hindi ginawa para mag-succeed sa larangang ito.

“Name it,” she avers, “I’ve done it.

“There’s nothing to talk about anymore,” she says¬† kind of resigned to her fate.

“I don’t want to grow old alone,” she emphatically states.”Si Prince charming, wala talaga.”

Well, she’s still young. At one point Mr. Right will come along and everything will turn out right with the damsel in distress.

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Konting tihaya lang at romansa career na

DI TALAGA kagandahan ang nasasanay sa anda nang walang kapagod-pagod kundi nota lang ang puhunan.

Perfect example itong verile and well-endowed na aktor na may foreign blood na minsa’y nag-attempt na i-penetrate ang show business but unfortunately, he doesn’t have the talent for it.

Bagama’t he has the looks that made this stingy young matrona become most giving and generous, as an actor he’s inordinately dumb and very much wanting of any promise.

Nevertheless, talk of the town sa ngayon ang kanyang career bilang hunk for hire na dolyares talaga ang sum involved. Hakhakhak!

Say mo? Mas lucrative raw pala ang notang daks na katilam-tilam talaga (Hakhakhak!) na ipachu-churva mo sa mga Asean vaklungs compared sa mga gay Pinoys na bukod sa may pagka-kuring na, madali pa raw magsawa.

Kaya lang, hindi naman kaya ma-meet niya si Aida Macaraeg at never na siya nitong iwan?.

Hahahahahahaha!

Di ba naman, Mars Cavestany? Hakhakhak!

Konting ingat, my boy. After all, the country you’re now fast-becoming the current rave in is known for its horribly sexually transmitted diseases, the most scary of which happens to be the dreadful AIDS. Hakhakhak!

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Bela Padilla hina-harass pa rin ng mga impertinenteng fans ni Marianita

IT’S BEEN so long and yet the fans of Marianita tsaka are still supposedly sending in some deplorable hate messages to Bela Padilla’s cell. “I just want to forget everything and move on but some people just won’t let me,” she avers.

“Sana, tito, mag-move on na kami pare-pareho dahil matagal na rin naman ‘yun and I strongly believe that we need to forget what has happened and just continue with our lives.”

Anyway, Bela’s happy that good breaks are continuously coming her way and GMA’s still being most supportive.

Hopefully, by next year, she intends to join the annual beauty quest for Miss World here in our country.

May “K” naman siyang sumali dahil bukod sa sariwa at maganda, she’s also intelligent, well-bred, and oozing with poise.

Ang komontra, magiging kamukha ni Bubonika. Hahahahaha!

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Mga satanista di matanggap na naiiba talaga si Ms. Vilma

I’M NOT going to say that the unfeeling people who’ve been texting me with unspeakable evil things are avid followers of Ms. Nora Aunor because that’s being too presumptuous and that’s not good.

The Noranians I’m given the chance to meet are nice people who know what respect is all about.

Maybe these diabolical people happen to be Joey ‘Vavalina’ de Castro’s cohorts who just can’t accept the fact that I’m now a little bit close, albeit not yet that intimate, with the Queenstar for all Seasons Ms. Vilma Santos.

Actually, it was not planned or something that I have really come to expect.

Basta na-invite lang ako ni Jimi Escala (one of the most amiable entertainmment writers this side of Hollywood) to go with him and the group sa Batangas to meet with Queen Vi and I acquiesced since this is not naman the first time that I would be meeting her.

‘Yun nga lang, nagkaroon ako nang comparison that time and I’m not about to talk about it lengthily since I wouldn’t want to antagonize some people anymore and, concomitantly, hurt their feelings in the process.

Tama na sigurong sabihing I have come to realize what Ate Vi has that most actors these days are very much wanting of.

She’s not only terrifically sweet but humane and sincere in dealing with people.

Hayun at ang bango-bango niya pero kung humalik siya sa ‘yo ay walang reservations at mapi-feel mo talaga ang sincerity.

After what I have experienced, could you blame me if I have become a dyed-in-the-wool Vilmanian?

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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