Tahimik lang ang katilam-tilam na sexy actor kahit deadma sa kanya ang dating mama

HE’S definitely one of the hottest hunks in the country today with his super macho countenance and a body to die for.

Surprisingly, he’s rarely seen in today’s soap operas where he used to reign supreme a couple of years ago.

Dito na lang sa ating publication, soo rami talaga ang nagtatanong kung ano na raw ba ang nangyari sa katilam-tilam na si Paolo Paraiso who was quite a sensation when he did that gay themed movie with Arnold Reyes where his supercagifragilistic expialidocious lovemaking scene with the Backroom talent, along with his well-defined muscles and succulent body, elicited endless raves among the many closet queens, screaming and shrieking faggots and the very discreet bisexuals as well. Hahahahaha!

Ketbalites raw pinakawalan pa siya ni Mylene Dizon, of the ABS-CBN soap “Budoy” featuring the very talented Gerald Anderson, along with the very gifted Ms. Janice de Belen, Zsa Zsa Padilla and Tirso Cruz 111, with the fiery participation of the unfading Ms. Barbara Perez of the film classic “Daigdig Ng Mga Api” where she co-star-red with real life hubby Robert Arevalo, considering how appetizing he looks and how succulent as well?

Di ba naman? Hakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, he’s now in that new music video by Parokya ni Edgar wherein he appears shirtless! He has also done several gay-themed movies, the most haunting and remarkable of which happens to be the one where he plays the straight lover of Arnold Reyes. Both have veritably sizzling hot scenes in the movie and it’s very surprising how Paolo does all of them without a modicum of hesitation.

Big factor siyempre ang katotohanang he’s so easy on the eyes, the gay community can’t help but watch the movie several times. Hahahahahaha!

I’m simply wondering why he’s not that visible anymore these days, but with a gorgeous body like that, I don’t think the producers would be able to resist him for long!

Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, mas visible ang kachurvahan niya sa gay movie na ‘yun na si Arnold Reyes na enjoy na enjoy sa bago niyang soap sa GMA na “Daldalita” where he essays the role of Ogie Alcasid’s best friend.

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Ferminata na-karma sa pang-ookray kay Nora Aunor

HAHAHAHAHA! Dahil sa walang habas na pang-ookray niya kay Nora Aunor, dinapurak ng bad karma si Cristy Fermin, da super lola who’s got a gigantic tummy.

Gigantic tummy raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Starting Monday (Octoer 17), balik sa graveyard shift ang walang katorya-torya niyang showbiz-oriented program na tunay namang walang kakatas-katas. Hahahahahahaha!

Obviously, ang mga panglalait niya at ng kanyang equally tsakistic na mga alipores ay nag-boomerang sa kanila.

For starting Monday, balik sa graveyard shift ang show nilang pinandidirihan ng balana. Hahahahahaha!

In a manner of speaking, lakasera nga itong buntis ang arrive na lolang ito dahil sa kabila ng milyones nang nalugi sa TV5 sa cheapanggetch nilang show, lagi-lagi na’y pinagbibigyan siya at sinusuportahan kahit na ni katiting na ROI (return of investment vagah…Hahahahaha!) ay walang napala ang TV5.

Que barbaridad! Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, tulad nang sinabi namin, balik sa Tigbakan Alley ang showbiz-oriented program ng walang katorya-toryang tulaerang host. Hahahahaha!

Cheap!

Kung ang Superstar kasi ay nakakuha ng 3% sa latest na survey, wala pang 1% ang rating ng show ng deluvic na matrona na patuloy na pinandidirihan ang pagtula-tula sa kanilang programa. Hahahahahaha!

Umipekto pa kaya ang drama niya before na marami raw kuno ang nagpu-protesta dahil hindi na makapanood ang kanyang mga loyal followers (meron baaaaaaah? Hakhakhak! Ayokooooooooo! Hahahahaha!) ang show nila kapag masyadong gabi na ang airing?

Meron baaaaaa? Hahahahaha!

Si Ate Guy at least ay may sandakmak na ad placemments, eh ang Juiceless, meron ba?

Walay! Hahahahahaha!

Sino ba naman kasi ang tangang magpapa-advertise riyan when they know pretty that the show is not being well-followed or watched by the multitude?
Magnganga ka na lang kasi, mas bagay pa sa ‘yo. Hakhakhak!

Sinabi ba naman daw kasi ni Ferminatext sa ratingless na show nila na after ng show ni Willie Revillame, matulog na raw muna ang mga otaw at gumising na lang kapag Juiceless na. Hahahahahahaha!

Naku, lola, oras na umere ang show n’yo, in deep slumber na ang mga otaw for who would have the iniative to watch a show that’s being anchored by a host who belongs to the 50s and the 60s. Hahahahahahahaha!

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Ate Vi maggi-guest sa ‘100 Days To Heaven’

IBA talaga when you’re in and still very much in vogue. Kahit na top-rating na ang isang soap, they still would want to avail of your services.

Ikaw na ang maging Queenstar for All Seasons, di ba naman?

Diyan na lang ay kitang-kita na ang pruweba. Vilma Santos is Vilma Santos, period. Walang comma! Hahahahahaha!

No matter how sardonic her detractors have become or how biting their pronouncments would be, it’s an unassailable fact that Queenstar Vi is an asset in any project and she tends to get involved into.

Lagi na, her dyed-in-the-wool followers are perepetually ready to support her in any undertaking and that has been proven many times over in the past.

Anyway, nakasisiguro kaming lalong iinit ang mataas ng ratings ng 100 Days To Heaven the moment Ate Vi becomes a part of it. Sang-ayon sa kanyang loyal secretary na si Ate Aida Fandialan, “She’ll be guesting in one of the final episodes.”

Kay Ate Vi pa rin, tuluy-tuloy na palang talaga ang pagsu-shoot ng movie niya under Star Cinema with Kim Chiu titled “The Healing.”

“The casts of The Healing will have a get together before the cameras start to grind,” informs Ate Aida. “Kasi most of them are not that familiar yet with Direk Chito’s working habits and their first time to work with Vi also.”

Laban ka?

Star talaga ang Ate Vi.

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Sikat na matinee idol in-offer-an ng P1B ng isang network

UNSTOPPABLE raw talaga ang executives ng network na ‘to in their endless pursuit to entice all the big-named actors in the country today to be a part of their network.

Imagine, in one of his moments of intoxication, this Dindo Fernando look-alike young actor has supposedly boldly confessed that he’s purportedly being offered a cool P1 billion by this controversial teevee network the moment he finally decides to be a part of their company. Hakhakhak!

Wala talaga silang katigil-tigil sa kapa-pirate ng mga talents. Ang tanong, pumapayag ba naman?

So far, ‘yung mga second rate na talents lang naman ang napapapayag nila.

Hahahahahaha!

How cheap!

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Kilala sina Sam Pinto, Cristine Reyes at Anne Curtis pero hindi si Angelica Jones!

NATAWA raw ang isang entertainment writer nang makapanayam nito ang isang kontrobersyal na politician at tanungin kung sino ang kilala niyang young actresses sa kasalukuyan.

The macho and hispanic-looking politician was quick to answer that he purportedly likes Sam Pinto the most. Ang ganda-ganda raw kasi nito, sophisticated at iba ang arrive.

Okay rin para sa kanya sina Cristine Reyes at Anne Curtis.

Pero nang tanungin kung kilala nito si Angelica Jones, parang nablangko raw ang mukha nito sabay sabing hindi niya ito kilala. Hahahahahahaha!

Buti na lang, naalala rin pagkatapos nang mahaba-habang paliwanagan. Hahahahahaha!

At any rate, iba talaga ang arrive ni Sam baby, she seems to be the ideal girl of most intelligent and cultured men, both young and old. Hahahahaha!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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