Aning-aning na singer/actress matindi nang talaga ang topak!

HAHAHAHAHA! What seems to be the matter with this singer/actress who used to be veritably prim and proper when she was a lot younger?

Dati-rati talaga nu’ng member pa siya ng isang singing group na bonggacious ang arrive dahil lahat sila’y mga gifted artists, marami ang humahanga sa kanya dahil bukod sa magaling talaga ang kanyang vocal artistry, she, too, was voluble and intelligent.

But as time went by, nagbago ang kanyang mundo specially when she got married and have a son by her brown-skinned husband.

Sad to say, sa eventual separation nauwi ang union nilang ‘yun.

Nitong makakuha naman siya ng isang lalakeng napaka-ideal husband na maituturing, far from settling down and do some occasional singing on the side, this mentally unbalanced singer/actress seemed to be perpetually on tenterhooks and was perennially craving for the limelight.

Domesticity’s not indeed her cup of tea and she truly hankered for adulation and the hot spotlight where she could stage her shows and concerts.

Lately, naaning-aning na naman ang girlalung ito at nagdiwara in full regalia sa isang isla kung saan sila nakapuwestong magkakasama.

Ganon na lang talaga ang pagka-shock ng kanyang mga kasama nang talbugan niya ang acting ni Alicia Vergel sa Sisa. Hakhakhak!

Ma-imagine mong pati ang kanilang in house na psychiatrist ay di kinaya ang kanyang almost violent outburst at rendered speechless talaga ito and could not even say her piece while the seemingly demented girlalu kept on ranting frantically and with tears to boot, huh? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliwed! Is she really demented? Hakhakhak!

Maybe so! Hahahahahahaha!

Mukhang hindi niya matanggap na lumipas na ang kanyang panahon specially so when she was addressed as tita by one mentally ill lady host (mentally ill daw, o! Haha- hahaha!) in one of her recent teevee guestings.

Hahaha! How veritably sad indeed.

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Nagkakagulo sila sa nutrisyus ni Coco sa internet!

HAKHAKHAK! My gosh! Coco Martin’s sensational dick is the toast of the netizens these days. And why ever not? He was photographed in all his succulent glory during his ignominious Serbis days and it’s only now that the faggots have come to unearthed this sizzling photo of his that’s why they are simply ecstatic. Hakhakhak!

Dati-rati nga nama’y cheap indie actor lang siya kaya di sila masyadong excited and titillated to take a more intimate and persusing look at his dick that was ramrod straight and ready for action.

Ready for action daw,o! Hakhakhak!

But things have greatly altered now that he’s an ABS-CBN talent and is already a star and a highly revered young actor to boot.

Hakhakhak!

Kaya biglang-bigla, nagkakagulo sila sa que sabrosong nota ni Papa Coco na yummy talaga in all its fully erected glory. Hakhakhak!

Anyhow, iba na nga ang level at category ng alaga ni Biboy Arboleda who’s exceptionally intelligent and PR-oriented unlike other talent managers who are fond of using the press for personal gain.

Still on Coco, he’s doing a movie of late with Angeline Quinto entitled You Light Up My Life under Star Cinema.

Early part of next year, in the can naman ang tambalan nila ni Judy Ann Santos.

On top of that, Coco has made history as the youngest actor to be bestowed with the highly prestigious Aktor ng Dekada award for his achievement in both independent and mainstream cinema for the past decade.

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Star Records ‘Da Best’ Christmas album

STAR Records spreads the yuletide cheers to Filipino families around the world via a special Christmas album aptly titled Da Best Ang Pasko ng Pilipino.

Performed by 11-year-old Fil-Canadian YouTube sensation Maria Aragon, together with the University of the Philippines Concert Chorus, the album’s carrier single and also the album title, Da Best Ang Pasko ng Pilipino is also the theme song of ABS-CBN’s newly launched Christmas Station ID. It was written by ABS-CBN Creative Communications Management head Robert Labayen, while the music was composed and produced by Jimmy Antiporda.

It’s 14-track album features some of the brightest stars among Star Records’ roster of artists, such as Gary Valenciano, Jamie Rivera, Erik Santos, Toni Gonzaga, Aiza Seguerra, Yeng Constantino, Angeline Quinto, Jovit Baldivino, Marcelito Pomoy, Bugoy Drilon, among others.

Produced by Rox Santos, Star Records’ latest Christmas offering is a mix of originals and all-time favorites. New tracks include Maria’s Da Best Ang Pasko ng Pilipino; Angeline Quinto’s Ngayong Pasko; and Erik Santos’ Sapagkat Diyos Ay Pag-ibig, which is the theme song of the upcoming Primetime Bida teleserye titled Ikaw ay Pag-ibig.

Meanwhile, also included in the album are heartwarming rendition of Yuletide classics Give Love on Christmas Day performed by Bugoy Drilon and Liezel Garcia; It’s Christmas All Over the World by Marcelito Pomoy; Sana Ngayong Pasko by Jovit Baldivino; Pasko na Sinta Ko by Bugoy; Nakaraang Pasko by Carol Banawa; and Let There Be Peace by Jamie Rivera.

Completing the tracklist are Kapamilya Christmas theme songs Ngayong Pasko Magniningning ang Pilipino by Toni Gonzaga and Gary Valenciano; Pagsapit ng Pasko by Dingdong Avanzado; Ganyan ang Pasko by Toni; and the all-time favorite Star ng Pasko by Yeng, Aiza Seguerra, Carol, and Juris.

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May dapat bang ika-insecure si Sarah?

TOTOO naman siguro ‘yung sinulat ni amigang Alex Brosas sa kanyang column sa isang tabloid na mas mainit daw ang naging acceptance kay Anne Curtis compared kay Sarah Geronimo sa concert nina Martin Nieverra at ng Side A Band. Di raw kasi masyadong masigabo ang palapakan sa huli at mas applauded daw ang minsa’y off key kung kumantang si Anne Curtis.

Unang-una, hindi nga crowd ni Sarah ang crowd nina Martin at ng Side A Band.

Ikalawa, may aliw factor kasi at sexiness si Anne kaya naaliw sa kanya ang predominantly ay male crowd ng concert mereseng minsa’y off-key siyang kumanta.

Next time, dapat siguro’y tingnan din ni Sarah ang crowd ng show na kanyang tatanggapin para hindi nagkakaroon ng untoward incidents na tulad nito.

At any rate, malapit nang ipalabas ang movie nila under Star Cinema at Viva films ni Gerald Anderson titled Won’t Last A Day Without You.

Sarah’s photographed exceedingly well in this movie that’s meticulously directed by Raz dela Torre.

Kakaiba talaga ang dating ng kanyang alabaster skin tone that glows with health every time she’s being given some extreme close-up shots.

Abangan natin ito when it gets shown in some 100 cinemas all over the land on November 30.

Sa presscon nga pala ng kanilang pelikula, napatunayan ng press na hindi bunga lang ng meticulous na pag-iilaw ang kakinisan at mabrilyong kaputian ng kutis ni Sarah.

Iba talaga ang may career at anda, lahat ay kumikinis at gumaganda. Hakhakhak!

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Kailangan pa bang mag-react sa mga intriga?

HURTING ang super fans ni Queenstar Ms. Vilma Santos sa mga pinagsususulat daw ng mga detractors nito lately sa kanilang mga columns.

Peke raw ang ilong ng aktres (why don’t they take an intimate and perusing look at her old photos when she was a lot younger and realize that even then, her nose was already well-formed and well-contoured?), talukap ng mata, ngipin at pag-uugali.

On top of that, lagi raw naka-make-up si Ate Vi at ugatin ang kamay.

Oh, well, nobody’s perfect.

Lahat naman tayo’y may mga kapintasan. If Ate Vi’s hands are heavily veined or ugatin as most of her detractors would like to lambaste her with most of the time,  what’s wrong with that?

Nagkataon lang sigurong masyadong particular sa kanyang hygiene ang Queenstar kaya nagkaroon siya ng prominent viens sa kanyang mga kamay.

Kapintasan ba ‘yun?

I honestly don’t think so!

Tungkol naman sa pagiging make-up oriented ni Ate Vi, when is trying to look good a sin?

Artista siya at isang public servant, dapat lang sigurong maganda at malinis siyang tingnan most of the time.

Pero ang di naman totoo ay ‘yung biased accusation nilang peke raw ang pag-uugali ni Ate Vi.

Honestly, I would very much prefer someone who’s perennially smiling and eager to please than someone who’s delusory and not within the reach of everyone.

Mas feel ko na lang talaga ‘yung plastic daw at laging accommodating kaysa naman sa mga artista at public servants na simangotera’t simangotero at parang palaging inuutangan.

Kuha n’yo?

Si Ate Vi, she really would like to look good and fresh most of the time for she believes that it’s an obligation that she must maintain at all cost to her public.

From afar, it veritably makes me feel happy and content to be seeing her doing her Miss Congeniality stunt because that’s what the public expects her to be.

Besides, she is by nature oozing with innate warmth and gregarious, too!

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Derrick Monasterio a hunk at 16

KAKAKAIBA talaga ang arrive ni Derrick Monasterio, ang alaga ni Manny Vallester. Bukod sa gwaping at sariwa, he’s also the paradigm of good PR kaya naman good breaks are incessantly coming his way.

Hayan at kasali na naman siya sa supposedly ay scariest blockbuster movie of the year ng GMA Films na The Road.

Anyway, said psychological thriller also stars Carmina Villaroel, Marvin Agustin (who reportedly dreams of producing a movie along this genre one of these days as a token of gratitude to the industry that has given him so much wonderful things in life) Rhian Ramos (who’s still the greatest love of DJ Mo’s existence according to the grapevine..Hahahahahaha!), Barbie Forteza (who’s reportedly missing the rapport and camaraderie she used to have with rumored boyfriend Joshua Dionisio) and TJ Trinidad, along with Alden Richards, Louise delos Reyes, Lexi Fernandez, Ynna Assistio, and Renz Valerio.

Going back to Derrick, ma-PR talaga ang batang ito na at the tender age of 16 ay papang-papa na ang dating.

Hakhakhak! No wonder, ang dami-raming nagtitilam-tilam sa kanya ever.

Sa November 30 na nga pala ang grand opening ng obra maestrang ito ni Direk Yam Laranas who is famous for his horror movies with a different twist most of the time.

Anyway, Direk Yam guarantees that the film will provide many chilling moments as the characters figure out how to escape the haunted road.

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Walang katas na showbiz-oriented show ni Ferminata naghihingalo na

RATTLED to the max ang tanderaketch na si Ferminata dahil aalis na raw sa showbiz-oriented show nilang inaamag na sa kawalan ng viewers ang mahusay at highly articulate na si DJ Mo.

Nakaba-badtrip nga naman ‘yung parang syonga kang walang makabatuhan dahil ang mga kaeksena mo’y puro tagalistas at walang kakwenta-kwentang kausap. Hakhakhak!

Hurting din siyempre ang ego ni Mo dahil top-rating dati ang show nila sa GMA-7 pero ngayo’y wala nang kadating-dating ang show nila sa TV5 lalo na’t inilagay pa ito sa graveyard shift. Hakhakhak!

Ano ngayon ang masasabi mo, Mr. Perci Intalan na milyones ang binabayad n’yo sa matandang nagnganganga pero wala namang ROI? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang bad karma…bow! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun ngang Confession chuva ng lola ng mga baduy na Tagalista ay pinandidirihan ding pasukin ng mga ad men at doon nangagsisipagsiksikan sa show ni Jessica Sojo sa GMA7. Hakakhak!

Aminin mo ng it was a big mistake when you took her in to replace Morly, Rey and I. Di mo ba na-realize Mr. Intalan na walang aliw factor ang bungal mong paboritong host dahil bukod sa gurang na siya, panahon pa ni Carmen Rosales ang kanyang hosting style.

Hakhakhak!

Mag-retire ka na kasi at huwag mong daanin sa charotan ang pananatili sa TV5, ano?

Ikaw na ang mag-resign at huwag mo nang hintaying tigbakin ka.

Period. Ayoko ng tsakaaaaaaaaaa! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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