Attack & collect na broadcaster ayaw tigilan si Ms. Claire dela Fuente

ANG tindi talaga ng panggigipit na ginagawa ng attack and collect na broadcaster na ‘to kay Ms. Claire dela Fuente.
Aba’y wala nang ginawa ang kunwari’y prim and proper na lalakeng ito kundi banatan nang banatan ang seasoned chanteuse sa kanyang radio program para mapilitan itong maghatag ng anda sa kanya.

Ang balak kasi ng lalakeng ito ay magpaluwal nang malaking halaga si Ms. Claire para mamunini na naman siya sa andalu.

Ang kapal! Over sa kapallllllllll!

And to think na ang drama niya’y in service to the Filipino people kunu-kuno pero ang tindi kung mangutong.

At hindi barya-barya lang huh?

Malakihan ang kanyang target kaya big fish kunong tulad ni Ms. Claire ang tina-target.

Ang di niya alam, hindi na rin naman sing-liquid si Ms. Claire tulad noon.

Times have indeed inordinately altered and her investments are no longer as formida -ble as it used to be.

Oo nga’t meron pa rin siyang assets but liquidity-wise, she is no longer as formidably well-stocked as before.

Pero wala ngang budhi ang lalakeng ito at araw-araw ay tinitira nang walang humpay ang isa sa mga mentors ng Protege ng GMA7.

Dati-rati, ang kinakalampag niya on a daily basis ay ang opisina ng LTFRB.

Pero dahil nahalata raw ng mga tao roong meron siyang ulterior motive, ang gusto naman niyang gamitin ay isa na namang ahensiya ng gobierno.

Ang kapal!

Over sa kapaaaalllllllll!

Ma’nong tumigil ka na nga, lolo, at iba na lang ang kanain mo dahil di naman isang higanteng negosyante si Ms. Claire.

Hardworking lang siya tulad nating lahat kaya tantanan mo na lang siya at baka lalong magkulay-lila ang ngala-ngala mo at isumpa ka ng mga anito dahil sa pagiging mukhang anda mo.

‘Yun lang! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Nawala na nga ba sina Suzette Ranillo, Kuya Germs sa kampo ni La Aunor?

NOT for anything else because the Noranians have always been nice to us and most supportive too of our tabloid, too.
Ang sa amin lang, isang plain and simple remin- der ito kay Ms. Nora Aunor na hindi maganda ang nagiging image niya sa industriya lately dahil sa ginawa niyang pag-etsa pwera kina Kuya Germs (Moreno) at Suzette Ranillo sa kanyang mga negotiations sa TV5.

Sa totoo, it leaves a bitter taste in the mouth to know that the two are no longer part of her contact signing and other negotiations with TV5 when they were there all along for her when she was still trying to make a comeback at the local showbiz scene.

Comparison is odious but we suddenly remember the queenstar for all seasons Ms. Vilma Santos.

From way, way back, Ate Vi has always been most particular about taking care of the people who are working for her.

Kita n’yo naman, 26 years na si Ate Aida Fandialan sa kanya bilang kanyang private secretary but she still is very much a part of the queenstar’s entourage wherever she goes.

Ate Emelyn, her older sis, has been under her employ for as long as I could remember but she’s still there up to now.

Meaning, Ate Vi is a most considerate and caring employer.

This is not to put Ate Guy down but to remind her of the things that she seems to neglect or totally forget.

Para good karma ka Ate Guy, learn how to become considerate of other people’s feelings.

Honestly, hindi maganda ang arrive sa publiko ng mga ginagawa mo lately.

Of course your fans are still very much around but you will be able to attract more following just like your kumareng Vilma if and when you would have a thorough introspection and ponder on the not-so-favorable things that you’ve been doing lately.

Take note! hindi kita nilalait. I just would want to remind you of some of your not-so-favorable moves or decisions para magtuluy-tuloy ang pagbongga ng career mo sa TV5.

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Erich Gonzales kakaiba ang dating ng pag-arte

EVERY time I get to watch Maria La del Barrio, I’m totally riveted to the kind of acting that Erich Gonzales exudes.

Sa mga kabataang artista sa ngayon, I could say with full unadulterated honesty that her kind of acting is totally different and it penetrates the viewers to the very core.

Kapag naghihirap ang kanyang kalooban, I do feel her kind of anguish too and I can’t help but empathize with her to the point of shedding tears without realizing that I’m doing so.

Napaka-effective niyang umarte kaya naman kapag wala akong commitments, dali-dali akong umuuwi just to watch her emote with such conviction and honesty.

Lately, sandamakmak na luha na yata ang naubos ko dahil sa awa sa kanya nang di siya siputin sa araw ng kanilang kasal ni Luis (Enchong Dee) dahil sa aligasyong magkapatid daw sila.

Do watch Maria la del Barrio daily before TV Patrol at Abs Cbn.

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Cristina Decena maswerte kay Ariel Villasanta

MAGANDA ang samahan nina Cristina Decena at Ariel Villasanta at nakikita namin ito sa tuwing mai-invite kami ng pagkaganda-gandang publicist nilang si Doc Gamboa sa mga mini-presscons ng sitcom nina Ariel at Mommy Elvie sa News TV channel 11 every Saturday morning from 11:30 to 12:00 noon.

Oo nga’t nagkakaroon sila ng occasional tampuhan tulad nu’ng nangyari more than a week ago nang magkasakit si Ariel at ma-ospital at ayaw magpaalaga nito kay Cristina kaya out of a rare moment of being piqued, fly bigla sa Japan ang reyna ng kadatungang si Donia Cristina. Hakhakhak!

But those are water under the bridge now. Okay na silang mag-asawa kaya si Ms. Cristina na naman ang punong-abala nang mag-shoot sa cinema 7 ng SM Megamall ang sitcom na Mommy Elvie @18 last week.

Anyway, nagkaroon ng special screening ang nasabing sitcom at napanood namin ni Abe ang ilang episodes nito and I would say that Mommy Elvie’s admittedly good.

Si Ariel siyempre, alam na naming talagang magaling siya kaya ang ikinagulat namin ay ang portrayal ng kanyang ina na talaga namang highly relaxed at cool at para bang walang nakatutok na camera.

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Marami ang naaawa kay Ate Vi

MOST of the time, para bang lost in her thoughts ang drama ng young actress na ‘to every time we get to see her.

Oo nga’t bumabati at ngumingiti naman siya pero obvious namang her thoughts were flying somewhere and not focused on the things that she was doing.

Pa’no naman kasi, she fell in love with the wrong man.

Inasmuch as he’s veritably good-looking and is gifted with a body to die for and is admittedly well endowed (well-endowed daw, o! Hakhakhakhak!) his wants or cravings are totally different, if you know the salient point that I’m hinting at. Hahahaha! Well, their separation is indeed all for the best.

Masakit lang naman ‘yan sa simula but later on, she’ll get over it and would ultimately be back to her old jolly self once again.

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Pati Pinoy ay di bilib sa kanyang victory (how sad!)

BITTER-SWEET ang victory ng isang globally famous na pugilist lately.

Imagine, kung na-boo siya sa mismong venue ng kanilang boxing bout, nakalulungkot isiping pati mga kapwa niya Pinoy ay di rin bilib sa kanyang pananalo.

Kung dati-rati kasi’y siksikan to-the-max talaga ang mga otaw na sumasalubong sa kanya every time he would be back fresh from his victory abroad, this time only a handful came to welcome him back.

Que pobrecito!

Ibig sabihin lang, pati mga kababayan niya’y di bilib sa kanyang pananalo.

Iwasan kasi ang mga nakaririnding extra-curricular kalibugan, este, activities pala (Hahahahahahahahaha!) para di natitimbog ang career.

‘Yun na!

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Maragul nga ang nota wala naman silbi! (Hakhakhak)

HONESTLY, this guy I’m about to talk to you happens to be a guy of unquestioned intelligence and endowments (endowments raw, o! Hakhakhak!).

Sa height na lang, magtitilam-tilam ka na, how much if you get to see his well-toned body that’s veritably exciting and appealing to look at. Hahahahahaha!

No wonder, maraming chicks talaga ang nagtitilam-tilam sa kanya at dying to get under his pants so to speak.

Siyempre pa, magpapatalbog ba naman sila?

But then, the problem lies with the fact that he’s not the real McCoy.

In short, synthetic or fake! Hahahahahahaha!

Sooo haba and oh, sooo taba ang kanyang notrisyus but the trouble lies with the fact that he’s also hankering for a huge dick to fellate. Hakhakhak!

Kaya siguro walang chick na nagtatagal sa kanya dahil after a while, nabubukesh o naaamoy nila ang kanyang pagkababae.

Pagkababae raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Kaya que pobrecita ang mga babaeng nakaeeksena niya dahil deep inside, mga notang que sabroso rin ang fellanggetch niya. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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