Baon sa utang ang nagkakaedad nang hubadera

VERY pathethic naman ang buhay ng nagkakaedad ng hubaderang ito na minsa’y humataw ang popularidad sa industriya.

Dati-rati, she had a most superfab existence and could avail of everything that she wanted. Hataw kasi sa box-office ang kanyang mga pelikula, she was even able to penetrate musicville.

That time, she was the family’s breadwinner and she was a loving and generous daugh -ter to boot.

Ang kaso, lumiligwak ang panahon at di natin maiiwasan ang pagkakaedad.

Today, she’s still adequately beautiful but not that young and fresh anymore and seems to have a perpetual problem with her weight.

Siyempre pa, the public is always hankering for a new dish and she’s not that young anymore to catch their fancy and adulation.

At dahil sa ayaw niyang magpatalbog sa kanyang mga contemporaries, ride on din siya sa agos at di rin nagpapatalbog sa mga kasosyalan.

Pag may bagong signature bags ang mga amiga niya, buy rin siya kahit na utang muna.

Pag nakakita ng mga diamonds galore, gets rin kahit utang to-the-max.

Pag may bagong expensive van si ganire, getlag din siya mereseng utang.

Sa ngayon, ang buong buhay niya ay umiikot sa sandamakmak na utang.

Buti na lang at nakae-ending siya ng anda sa isang madatung na pugilist in exchange of you-know-what.

Hakhakhak! In a way, hindi rin niya matanggap na ang younger sis na niya ang reyna ng anda at hindi na siya.

Ang masakit pa, wala ng lalakeng magtotoo sa kanya at lahat sila’y ginagawa na lang siyang outlet ng kanilang libido at excess energy.

Sad naman, di ba?

But that’s life. Dapat ay matuto na siya sa kanyang mga pagkakamali sa buhay para naging maayos na kahit papano ang buhay niya habang may career pa siya kahit papano.

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‘Di pa aman umaamin…Kim, nakipag-break na kay Xian?

USAP-USAPAN pa rin, lalong-lalo na sa JaNdy (Jade-Andy) fans, ang ‘special friendship’ na nabubuo sa pagitan nina Xian Lim at ng ka-loveteam nitong si Kim Chiu na bida sa “My Binondo Girl.” Ngunit kung lume-‘level up’ na ang dalawa sa likod ng kamera, magkakalabuan naman sila sa kwento ng kanilang top-rating Primetime Bida teleserye.

Tuluyan na kayang mahulog si Jade (Kim) sa patibong ni Amber (Maja Salvador) na desididong wasakin ang relasyon nila ni Andy (Xian)? Maibalik pa kaya ni Andy ang tiwala sa kanya ni Jade? O ito na ang hudyat para muling ipagpatuloy ni Onyx (Jolo Revilla) ang naudlot na panliligaw sa kababata? Tutukan kung makaaapekto ba ang ‘LQ’ nina Jade at Andy sa kanilang negosyo at ang iba pang mas kaabang-abang na tagpo sa My Binondo Girl, gabi-gabi, pagkatapos ng “Budoy” sa ABS-CBN.

At any rate, parang apprehensive ang Kimerald sa posibilidad na mag-fall nga si Kim sa kagwapuahn ni Xian.

Baka raw kasi lumuha na naman nang bato ang idol nila lalo na’t ‘mahiwaga’ raw ang personalidad ni Xian.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ganuned? Hakhakhak!

Anyway, hurting naman ang mga fans nina Kim at Matteo Guidicelli dahil parang natatabunan na raw ang idol nila ng mahiwagang sex appeal ni Xian. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Caught in the act kasama ang kumpare

LAST straw na raw sa martir na mister nang mahuli niya ang kanyang misis na aning-aning na yata kaya kung sinu-sino na lang ang pinapatulan basta’t magka-anda lang.

Nagkaroon kasi ng topak sa ulo ang not-so-young actress nang ma-realize niyang time is passing her by and she’s not even half as liquid and opulent as her sisters. Hahahahaha!

That’s the trouble with becoming so materialistic. You tend to end up a mesirable individual.

Ang ending, kung kani-kanino pumatol ang not-so-young actress just to be at par with her sisters.

In the not-so-distant past, she tried hood-winking an opulent chinese businessman into the cobweb of her deceit and manipulation but it didn’t work for she was perennially stoned, na-turned-off sa kanya ang machong negosyante at binalikan na lang ang dating karelasyong businesswoman who might be a lot older but a lot saner than she could ever hope to be.

A lot saner raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Anyway, ang latest, nahuli raw sila ng misis ng isang politiko at isinumbong pati sa kanyang mister na nang magpunta sa lugar na nai-tip sa kanya nung girlalu ay napatunayan niyang true pala.

Oh, well, sayang na samahan. They started out loving each other so passionately but the woman’s passion for money and opulence has wrought havoc in their relationship.

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Lito Pimentel vintage hunk

WAY back during the mid-80s when he was the paradigm of machismo and good looks, Lito Pimentel and I were kind of close and chummy with each other.

But after some two decades, I don’t get to see him anymore and would only see him on teevee by way of my favorite soap Reputasyon where he has a good role as Cristine Reyes’ dad.

In fairness, he might have aged but the body is still there, along with the formidable acting virtuousity.

Iba talaga kapag naka-focus ka sa ‘yong career. Magkaedad ka man at di na suited sa mga lead roles na rati mong ginagampanan, naririyan pa rin ang character acting na laging naghihintay sa ‘yo.

Lito may not be the young and succulent matinee idol that he used to be but his kind of acting formisable acting competence has saved his career from total and absolute destruction.

Kaya naman sa Reputasyon, isa siya sa mga characters na paborito namin maliban sa main protagonists na sina Cristine Reyes, Rayver Cruz at Jayson Abalos.

Di pa rin matatawaran ang husay umarte ni Lito at may remnants pa rin siya ng kanyang riveting sex appeal na humataw nang todo-todo during the mid-80s.

Di ba naman Tony Vizmonte? Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Bakit paborito namin si Ate Vi?

MARAMI ang nagtatanong kung bakit daw paborito naming i-feature sa aming column ang Queenstar for all Seasons na si Ms. Vilma Santos.

Don’t I supposedly get tired of writing about her on almost a daily basis?

Certainly not!

For she is the kind of an actress who knows how to value anything that you get to write about her.

Hindi ba siya isnaberang tulad ng iba riyan na naisulat mo na’y parang utang na loob mo pa sa kanila.

At Vi knows the importance of saying thank you in a most sincere manner.

I’ve said this for the umpteenth time but I’ll never get tired in saying it over and over again.

Sa tinatagal-tagal ko sa industriyang ito, she’s one of the rare few who knows how to acknowledge the little thing that you’ve done for her.

Minsan kasi, importante ring ina-acknowledge ang maliliit na bagay na ginagawa mo dahil nakapagpapataba ‘yun ng puso.

‘Yung i-dinner ka ng isang Vilma Santos ay tunay na very touching gesture knowing how awfully busy she is with her work as the reigning governor of Batangas.

Marami talaga akong nababalitaang may mga colleagues namin ang naiti-treat ni Ate Vi sa isang sumptuous dinner at kami man kapag napadadalaw sa kanyang office sa Batangas ay nakararanas rin ng kanyang special kind of treatment that’s unique and personalized.

Nakatatawang I started out idolizing someone else and has ended up loving the Queenstar for all seasons with all the love in me.

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Hanggang sa pagtitilam-tilam na lang si mama

HAHAHAHAHA! The last time that we saw them together on national television, cry me a river ang drama ng not-so-young dancer/actress na ‘to habang tahimik lang na nakamasid ang kanyang di na rin kabataang paparu pero may arrive pa ang nota. Hakhakhakhak!

May arrive pa raw ang nota, o! Hahahahahahaha!

It’s too painful to be seeing the once feisty and pugnacious actress acting like a stupid lovesick belle on teevee while she’s being watched with absolute indifference by her scheming boyfriend and the multitude as well.

Well, it’s time to move on siguro and forget her scheming papa who’s ostensibly not in the mood to do some kind of doltish game like falling in love.

Wala na kasi siyang arrive at clout dahil matagal nang nagbabu ang show nila on teevee kaya wala na siyang hold at pang-akit pa sa user niyang karelasyon.

Period. Walang comma!

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Maraming uhaw sa machismo ni Rafael Rossel

NAGTAPOS na ang obra-maestra ni Sir Deo Endrinal, ang “100 Days to Heaven” pero ang pagkauhaw ng mga vaklushi sa kachismo (machismo raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ni Rafael Rosell ay mukhang nagsisimula pa lamang. Hakhakhak!

Day in, day out, ratsada ang mga fans niya sa kari-request sa aming i-feature raw sa ating tabloid ang ma-appeal na paparu.

So, here he is in all his succulent glory.

Enjoy!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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