Dating hot na singer/actor nakatengga na ang nota’t career

WHEN it rains, it indubitably pours.

‘Yan ang napatunayan ng isang dati-rati’y super hot na singer-actor na ngayo’y sad-to-the-max dahil ang noo’y scalding hot na showbiz career ay wala nang arrive sa ngayon.

Isang major-major na ikinalulungkot ng tisoy na singer/actor ay ang malamig pa sa weather sa Alaskang pakikitungo sa kanya ng isang hunk actor na minsa’y nagtitilam-tilam talaga sa kanyang ratbulites at gusto noo’y laging nakasubsob sa kanyang tarugs.

Laging nakasubsob daw sa kanyang tarugs, o! Hakhakhak!

How shocking can you get!

Anyway, there really was a time when the hunky matinee idol was veritably lusting after the singer/actor who was then the paradigm of youth and succulence.

But their intense sexual intimacy (sexual intimacy raw, o! Hakhakhak!) was kind of prevented to reach full fruition when this dick-fellater of an actress had taken a most rabid fancy for the good-natured singer/actor who had the shock of his life when the insatiable big-mouthed actress had moved in to his condo and started making hot and passionate love to him almost on a day and night basis. Hakhakhak!

Dahil marami ring commitments that time ang tisoy na aktor, unti-unting nag-suffer ang kanyang health to the point that he had practically become too emaciated to look good on cam.

It was a good thing that he had the courage to let go of her. For if not, he would have been a sickly young man up to now.

Anyway, mas preferred pa raw ng may pagka-bisexual na aktor ang company ng brown-skinned male lover niya before this raging tornado of a woman took over and turned his placid existence into a tizzy. Hahahahahahaha!

Whatever, that was a thing of the past for the brown-skinned matinee idol is now too pre-occupied with his series of lovers here and abroad to pay scant attention to him. (Series of lovers here and abroad daw, o! Hakhakhak!)

Kaya sa tuwing magkakasama raw sa abroad for a series of shows ang dalawa, talagang nami-miss raw ng fair-skinned singer/actor ang churvahan nila since the guy who used to be veritably enamored with him is now too busy with his succession of male lovers.

Succession of male lovers raw, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Whatever, it also enormously pains the still hunky singer/actor that his once flourishing showbiz career has kind of become uneventfully dull and horribly stagnant with the passing of years.

Ganyan talaga, once a career is lost, no amount of trying could possibly bring back its appealing luster.

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Enchong willing magpa-sexy

WALA palang inhibition na matatawag itong si Enchong Dee kung pagpapakita ng kanyang hubad na katawan ang pag-uusapan.

“Habang wala pa akong tiyan,” he says matter-of-factly at the pocket interview tendered by ABS-CBN in connection with the extension of their top-rating soap ‘Maria La Del Barrio,'” gusto kong gumawa ng movies or soap operas na as sexy as possible.

“Once kasing lumaki na ‘yan,” he adds in obvious reference to his tummy, “tapos na ang career mo. Tiyak na pandidirihan ka na ng mga tao.”

Oo nga naman.

Anyway, isa rin daw sa mga trip niyang gawin ang mga science fiction characters na may power tulad ng X-Men.

Still on Enchong, naaliw sa kanya ang mga press people dahil talaga namang he went out of his way to show his gratitude to them by giving them something useful to remember him by.

Gandara ang bags na pinamigay niya dahil hindi ito x-deal galing sa kanyang mga sponsor kundi kanyang pinamiling talaga.

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Marami ang nagkakainteres sa mga protoges ni Sir Nilo

ARAW-ARAW na lang, sandamakmak ang nag-i-inquire sa amin kung pa’no raw ba nila ma-mi-meet ang mga proteges ni Sir Nilo Agustin na mga contestants ng kanilang Mr. Philippine Republic na talaga namang mga delicious at mouth-watering in their succulence ang mga hitsura. Hahahahahaha!

Well, talaga namang well-screened ang mga papable ombres na mga ito ng grupo ni Sir Nilo kaya wala ka talagang maitatapon sa kanila.

Dream kasi ni Sir Nilo na makapag-produce sila ng isang talent na kanilang maipananalo sa international competition ng Mr. Philippine Republic para naman makatulong sila and at the same time ay magkaroon talaga ng prestige ang kanilang talent search na ‘to.

Hahahahahaha!

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They don’t make movie stars like Ms. Vilma Santos anymore

SA TUWING uma-attend kami ng mga presscons, we couldn’t help but feel pity for these actors and actresses who are still at their prime and yet are being made to ignominious delineate support roles that are not in any way commensurate to their age and stature.

Totoo ka, they just don’t make veritable stars like Queenstar Vilma Santos anymore who are still considered hot properties in spite of their biological age.

Ang mga artista ngayon, kay babata pa’y mga mother roles na ang pinagagampanan at bibihira nang mangyaring sila pa rin ang lead characters sa soaps na kanilang ginagawa.

Kunsabagay, di naman kasi pabaya sa kanyang showbiz career at katawan ang ating Batangas lady governor.

At an age when most women are no longer that interesting in as far as most men are concerned, Ate Vi still cuts an interesting persona and is still being avidly hankered for by most leading men to be their leading-lady.

Ikaw na ang maging Queenstar for all Seasons whose alabaster skin tone has remained unblemished and unlined through the years!

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Ibang klase ang arrive ng sex appeal ni Kuya

IBA na talaga ang disiplinado at di pabaya sa kanyang sarili.

Hayan at karamihan sa kanyang mga ka-batch ay di na gaanong visible sa industriya pero ang tisoy nating bida ay in demand pa rin sa mga character roles na lately ay napupunta na sa mga major roles no less.

Dati talaga, medyo naging pabaya sa kanyang sarili ang ating bida kaya sa mga insignificant character roles na lang siya natotoka.

But when he went daringly nude in one of the fantaseryes that he was commissioned to do, most of the libidnous fags at the network he’s presently working for were instantly mesmerized.

Hindi lang daw pala magaling umarte si Kuya kundi katilam-tilam pa rin specially sowhen he’s naked as a jaybird. (Naked as a jaybird daw, o! Hakhakhak!)

Riveted din ang kanilang kamatahan sa kanyang eskalerang nota na flawless (flawless raw, o! Hakhakhak!) raw pala at may appealing bulge pa. Hakhakhak!

Kaya sa ngayon, bonggacious at Angela Markado ang kanyang role sa teleseryeng kanyang ginagawa.

Hindi naman for hire si Kuya pero marunong siyang ‘umintindi’ lalo’t maganda ang project na inio-offer mo. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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