Kay daling dinapurak ng bad karma

DATI-RATI, oozing with raw braggadocio ang hunk actor na ‘to na may pagka-exhibitionist.

Kapag may event ang paborito niyang garment company, ang tindi talaga ng kanyang angas magmula nang lumipat siya sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan sa ngayon at feeling invincible nang talaga to the point that he tends to give the impression that he’s God’s gift to women.

But is he? Hahahahahahaha! I honestly don’t think so!

Sa totoo, maraming mga pangyayari ang naire-report kung saan marami siyang nasasapak na kapwa niya aktor dahil nagkainitan sila dahil sa isang babae.

Kahit ang mga babae ay parang pinaglalaruan na lang niya at na-trauma nga ang isang young actress na matagal-tagal din niyang nakarelasyon pero nang mag-lie-low ang showbiz career nito dahil hindi nag-push through ang launching soap (na lately lang nag-materailize) ay parang tinabangan na siya at bigla na lang nakipag-break rito.

Prior to this tragic occurrence in his oh-so-colorful lovelife, another showbiz chick had a veritably unpleasant episode with him to the point that he had supposedly manhandled her when he reacted vociferously to his seemingly endless womanizing episode.

Of course they denied its existence (I mean the mauling incident and all that crap) but people quite close to them had a field day confirming its occurrence.

Anyway, it’s payback time so they say for he is, of late, slowly experiencing some unpleasant episodes in his career that used to be in tip-top shape.

Sa kick-off party nga raw ng isang fashion week ay talagang halatang-halata ang pagiging indifferent sa kanya ng publiko.

Meaning, di na siya pinapansin at wala na raw pumapalakpak nang tawagin ang kanyang pangalan, considering the fact that he used to be warmly received in this kind of occasion more than a year or so ago.

How infinitely frustrating.

Oh, well, nagsawa na siguro sila sa kanyang pagiging exhibitionist and they ostensibly are hankering for a new dish and most probably, more skin exposure maybe to the point that they already want to see what’s dangling in between his legs. Hahahahahahaha!

But would he have the temerity to do such an ignominious thing?

Ostensibly not!

Anyhow, ganyan talaga. At one point, you need to admit the fact that the public has had enough of you and they are clamoring for some fresh faces and younger dicks.

Younger dicks raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

How cheap!


Mr. Philippine Republic, a new excitement in the North Luzon area

MALE beauty pageants, apart from their females counterpart, are the in thing in the country today.

Kahit saan ka magpunta, makakikita ka ng mga ganitong pa-contest na ang goal ay to lure supposedly the young Filipinos to come out of their shell and show the world what they can offer.

Buti na lang, legit naman ang arrive ng Mr. Philippine Republic Charities that’s being spearheaded by the learned, reputable and exceedingly articulate Mr. Nilo C. Agustin.

A couple of days ago, nagkaroon sila ng presentation of candidates sa highly exclusive and homey Lawiswis Kawayan Spa & Garden sa Malolos city, Bulacan.

Totoo ka, the young men in attendance were well-behaved and veritable joys to talk to. Outfitted in their swimwears, hunk na hunk talaga ang kanilang dating kaya naman napabubuntunghininga na lang ang mga vaklushis na naroroon para i-witness ang nasabing grand affair.

Do take a look at their photos somewhere in this spread and be the judge.


Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown preems Nov. 14

REALITY shows are becoming more infinitely exciting.

This coming Monday, November 14, Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles is all set to dramatically unfold right in the privacy of your home and it’s even better, twice the drama, and the excitement times two as ten pairs of celebrity castaways leave their comfort zones and brave the unknown – trying to survive against life-threatening storms, dangerous creatures, and scheming tribe-mates out to win the game for the stakes are infinitely higher than ever.

And feisty and adventurous hunk Richard Gutierrez, knows this by heart.

“Richard understands the different aspects of the show,” so says GMA AVP for Public Affairs Leo Sanchez-Matias,” and is very much aware of all the dangers that lurk in the highly panoramic majestic scenery and challenging terrain of San Vicente, Palawan.

“As such, he is more prepared and focused as he returns to host Survivor Philippi- nes Celebrity Doubles Showdown.”

Anyway, the celebrity doubles showdown features a highly interesting mix of celebrity castaways:

Bitter Exes: Former real life couple Fil-Am radio jock and Party Pilipinas host KC Montero and sultry vegetarian singer Geneva Cruz.

Best Friends Forever: Startalk host Alyssa Alano and former Sexbomb dancer Aifa Medina.

The Couple: Sexy siren Ellen Adarna and real life boyfriend Filo Cucueco.

Island Divas: Former actress Jackie Forster and popular DJ Angelicopter.

Loveteam: That’s Entertainment alumni Chuckie Dreyfus and Isabel Granada.

Magpinsang Astig: Celebrity cousins Arthur Solinap and Carlo Gonzales.

Comic Duo: GMA news talents Maey Bautista and Betong Sumaya.

Hot Item: Starstruck alumnus Stef Prescott and commercial model-turned actor Gino dela Pena.

Raging Volcanoes: Arnold Aninion and John Odulio.

Like Mother, Like Daughter: Former beauty queen turned sexy actress Maria Isabel Lopez and daughter Mara Yokohama.

Catch the most intense, most dramatic and most dangerous Survivor Philippines yet!

It starts on Monday November 14 on GMA’s Telebabad block.


Natalo ang pangil at pakpak ng ‘Aswang’ sa bahag ng ‘Batang Ifugao’

WALANG malaking nakapupuwing. Minsan pa itong napatunayan sa unprecedented success ng “Batang Ifugao” na patuloy na pinipilahan sa mga maliliit na sinehan dahil hindi tanggap ang pelikulang indie sa mga big cinema outlets tulad ng SM cinemas.

Pero mereseng maliliit lang ang sinehan ng Batang Ifugao featuring newcomers Norris John, Sofia Lee and Lorraine Lopez, patuloy talaga itong kumikita habang hindi na halos makagulapay at makalipad ang aswang na si Lovi Poe considering na it was produced by one of the country’s biggest producers Mother Lily Monterverde. Hahahahahahaha!

Wawa naman! Hahahahahahaha!

The other day nga, nai-text sa amin ni Boy Pilapil na sa isang outlet ay 40k raw ang kinita ng nasabing pelikula kaya made na sa ngayon ang katilam-tilam at freshness talagang si Norris John at ang eskalera ang kaseksihang si Sofia Lee na flawless at hindi libagin ang beauty like you know who. Hahahahahaha!

Tigilan na kasi ang pagsa-shabu, noh? Tuyotella ka na, ning!

Nangangalirang ka na rin sa kapayatan at dry to the max na ang iyong skin. Hahahaha!

Anyway, melting with gratitude si Papa Boy sa swerteng dumating sa kanya kahit na isang maliit na producer lang siya.

Sa ngayon, nasa Cordillera na naman ang baitero nating produ para maglocation hunting.

O, devah, Cesar Pambid? Wasang na ang lola mo dahil di kagandahan ang PR ng isnabera niyang manager. Hakhakhak!

How embarrassing. Isang baguhang indie actor lang pala ang magpapatalbog sa eskalera raw ang popularidad na si Lovi Poe na super dry na ang kabalatan.


Whatever you’re doing, put a stop to it because it’s not doing you any good.

Makinig ka, ning. Baka next time kahit suporta ay hindi ka na tanggapin ng iyong produ. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!


Isa pang karmatic itong si Ferminata

HAHAHAHAHA! Dahil sa pang-okray sa Superstar na si Nora Aunor, si lola Ferminata ang natitigbak talaga. Hahahahaha!

Imagine, wala pa yatang 1% ang rating ng walang kakatas-katas niyang showbiz-oriented program na ni pusa naming si Carla ay ayaw panoorin! Hakhakhak!

How embarrassing. Kahit si Trixie, ang puso naming may breeding, ay ayaw ring panoorin ang show ni Ferminata dahil La Boba Negara raw ang dating! Hahahahahahahaha!

My gosh! how infinitely embarrassing that even cats would refuse to watch it. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, kailan kaya matatauhan ang patron saint niyang si Mr. Perci Intalan na walang habas na ipinatatalo ang andalu ni MVP sa show na ‘to that even the cheapest of people simply refuse to watch.


Tigilan mo na kasi ang istilo mong matagal nang nawala sa uso and try to become innovative and in.

Go on a diet, honey. Your tummy is all the more becomingly repulsively big, it nauseates your televiewers. Hahahahahahahha!


One of Ate Vi’s most coveted awards

KUNG awards ang pag-uusapan, Queenstar Vilma Santos appears not to want of anything anymore.

For one, grand slam actress na siya at elevated na sa hall of fame sa ibang award-giving bodies.

But unbeknown to most, Ate Vi has one award that she values most in high esteem.

It’s the one she’s been able to receive way back in the year 2005 – UP’s Gawad Plaridel Award.

According to Dr. Nicanor Tiongson, Dean of the College of Mass Communication of the University of the Philippines, “She gambles her popularity to widen her scope as an actress.

“She proves that popularity and ratings need not degrade the craft.”

Anyway, the UP Gawad Plaridel Award was designed by National Artist for Sculpture Napoleon Abueva.

It is an annual award honoring the exemplary media practitioner of the highest professional integrity in the interest of public service.

‘Yan ang Vilma Santos ng show business at pulitika.

Indeed, she’s a woman for all seasons. Unfading, still glamorously beautiful in spite of the years, and a woman whose values have remained intact and never seem to fade with time.


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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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