Shocking Asia: Dating sosyal na aktres halos taong grasa na

IN ONE’S life, you really cannot tell what lies ahead.

Today you might be living in unadulterated luxury, only to wake-up one day stripped of all your material possessions and leading a life of misery and traumatic poverty.

Kahit naman siguro kailan ay hindi pumasok sa isipan ng dating sosyal at glamorosang aktres na ‘to na daranasin niya ang mala-bangungot niyang pamumuhay sa ngayon.

More than two decades ago, she was leading a pampered existence with her dad having a field day hosting one international event after another and her mom taking care of the family’s needs and manning the household as well.

Pabolosa ang kanilang bahay at pamumuhay and they were in the States most of the time.

But tragedy struck the family when her dad was afflicted with cancer and from then on, it was downhill all the way.

Nang mawala na ang kanyang dad, she got married with an out-of-showbiz guy but it ended up abysmally in tragic separation.

Pinaghatian nila ang kanilang anak at dalawang lalake ang napunta sa kanya.

At first, tinulungan naman sana siya ng first cousin niyang aktres but she (her cousin) was not gainfully employed, she wasn’t able to lift a finger when her husband decided to shoo her cousin away from their household.

Sa ngayon, regular fixture siya sa isang downtown casino, along with her two malnourished kids (both males) who tried to eke out a living by way of becoming professiona beggars from the good samaritans in that place.

Ang dating sosyal na aktres kung minsan daw ay natutulog na lang sa tabi ng ATM machine sa nasabing hotel/casino at nagbabakasakaling makahingi ng konting balato sa mga casino habitues roon.

Grabe!

Dati-rati’y ang ganda-ganda niya at flawless pero ngayo’y a mere shadow na lang daw siya ng dati’y glamorosa niyang existence.

Kung magbiro talaga ang tadhana, minsa’y hindi mo alam kung ano ang traumang naghihintay sa’yo.

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Dating amiga intima, off-line na raw dahil sa komi?

NAKALULUNGKOT naman ang nangyari sa mag-amigang sina Madam Daisy Romualdez at Ms. Annabelle Rama.
Many years ago, their kind of friendship was considered totally unique and one of a kind.

Dahil parehong walang kinatatakutan at palaban sa buhay, no one dared to touch them with a ten-foot pole specially when both of them were in their pugnacious mood.

Pero sa ngayon, parang cold as the weather in Alaska ang mundo ng dalawang gerera ng show business and all because of, you got it right, boy! – money.

Ang sabi ng kampo ni Ms. Daisy Romualdez, hindi raw binibigay ni Madam Annabelle ang koming due para sa kanya.

Ms. Rama was supposed to get 20% out of the 30% commission that she gets out of managing Mama Daisy’s lovely daughter Danita Paner and the remaining ten % should go to the latter. Up to this writing though, Mama Dai hasn’t reportedly been able to receive a single cent, which, according to her friend is grossly unfair.

Well, ganyan lang naman ang dalawang ito. One moment, they seem to be totally indifferent of each other’s existence, only to be exceedingly chummy once again after quite sometime.

Oh, well, so what’s new with these feisty ladies? Ganyan lang naman sila, away-bati, away-bati chuvanes.
Hakhakhakhak!

At least magaganda pa rin sila at mga sosyal mereseng di na sila kabataan unlike Ferminata who’s looking so kadiri in her early 50s. Hakhakhak!

Ayokooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Hakhakhak!

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Ferminata wah effect ang AC/DC style kay Papa Piolo

AND speaking of Lola Ferminata, (Hakhakhak!) passe’ nang talaga itong wrangler na lola.

Imagine, kung dati-rati’y pinagbibigyan ni Papa Piolo Pascual ang mga emote niyang kaokrayan. Hakhakhak! This time the hunky and veritably good-looking actor appears to be totally indifferent to her cheap blind items and other repugnant patutsadas.

Patutsadas raw, o! Hakhakhak!

A month or two ago, para matigil na ang attack and collect na si Lola Nganga sa kanyang mga cheap and fabricated blind items (Hahahahahahahaha! how duplicitously repugnant!) that she writes in her cheap Tagalog lingo (that’s inaamag na and no longer in vogue…Hahahahahahahaha!), our deep penetrating agent reports that the brown-skinned Adonis went to her Mga Obra Ni Chaka and bought a painting worth forty thousand.

Ang kaso, nang pakatitigan daw ng gwaping na aktor ang painting, na-realize nitong he was duped.

Marami raw kasing mga tulad nitong binibenta sa bangketa na mas quality pa nga so to speak.

Really? How shocking naman ever. Hakhakhak!

Kaya sa ngayon, deadma na lang sa mga katsangetch ni Ferminata ang gwaping na paparu. Keber raw kung ano ang trip isulat ng matronang sooo laki ang tiyanetch (so laki raw ang tiyanetch, o! Hakhakhak!

Ayokooooooooooh!), wala na raw weather sa kanya si Papa Piolo.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang laos ay laos ay laos! Period. Ayoko ng tsakaaaaaaah!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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The Burlesk Queen of 1977 is now the well-respected Batangas governor

WHAT is the fabled Queenstar Vilma Santos’ magic?

Why is she still much sought-after and enormously admired after more than four decades in the business?

If I look at the favorite actress and enduring idols of millions, I have to admit that her being in possession of an elephantine memory could take credit for what she has become both in the colorful and intriguing world of show business and the highly complicated world of politics where she now reigns supreme.

In our few but eventful meetings, I noticed how she would address people by their first names.

Nakatataba nga naman ng puso kung kilala ka ng isang Vilma Santos to the extent that she is quite familiar with your name and some little intimate things about you as well.

Sa dinami-rami ng mga artista natin sa kasalukuyan, sino ba ang nakagagawa niyan, aber?

The young actors (both male and female) of today are inordinately delusory to the point that they never bother to know who you are, much more your first name.

May mga artista ngang ang sarap-sarap ng kwentuhan n’yo sa mga presscons na ‘yan, but the next time you meet, recognition appears to be absolutely in absentia in their eyes and foggy demeanor as well.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Nag-iisa lang talaga si Queenstar Vi and she resides in the heart of millions who have come to love her unconditionally.

Dapat lang!

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Walang kasawa-sawa kung mag-trip kay Ms. Claire

ANO ba ang problema ng broadcaster na ‘to at paulit-ulit niyang binibira si Ms. Claire dela Fuente sa kanyang attact and collect na radio program?

Sa totoo, wala namang ginawa sa kanya ang mabait na Protege host pero kung pagtripan niya ito sa kanyang radio program ay para bang may nagawa itong isang malaking krimen.

What are you after, man? Just what do you want?

Kulang pa ba ang mga nahihipat mo sa mga binabanatan mo sa radyo at lagi na’y binabalik-balikan mo siya?

‘Yung kasong kunu-kuno ay pinaglalaban mo ay matagal nang nasa husgado and yet you repeatedly keep on hitting her at your ostensibly money-making radio programs.

Mahiya-hiya ka naman pare.

Sa totoo, ang kapal-kapal ng pagmumukha mo!

Waray ka kulvaa, dong! Manahimik ka na, puede ba?

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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