Sobrang angas ng wala namang following na si Ferminata (hahahaha!)
DAHIL resurrected na naman ang walang kabuhay-buhay at pinandidirihang suportahan ng ad men na show niya (Real Confession kuno….Hahahahaha! yosi-kadiri!), ikaw na ang maging sanggang-dikit ni Mr. Perci Intalan (do they have the same physiognomy, Ate Peter L? hahahahahaha!), astang pabo real na naman ang feeling Madam Charo Santos-Concio na si Ferminata, da ograng lolang tsaka. Hakhakhak!
Jesus H. Christ! Ano ba ang nakita ni Mr. Intalan sa nganga queen na ‘yan at ganon na lang ang paniniwala niya sa Chuck Perez na lolaitang ito? Hakhakhak!
My God! deluvic ang naging outcome ng Starlets Confession tapos ngayon, si Madam Charo naman ang gusto niyang banggain. Hahahahahahaha!
How delusory can you get!
Magpa-lipo ka muna chakang lola dahil to no avail na ang mga girdles sa tiyanetch mong ‘yan na talaga namang goomboo-roomboo na ang protruberance.
Goomboo-roomboo na raw, o! Hakhakhak!
“Tama ka, amigo,” so says an avid reader of our tabloid. “Pag siya ang nakabangga ng mga artista, kala mo kung sino makapamintas eh pangit naman siya.
“Isa pa ‘yung kasama niya sa radyong kala mo kung sino na rin. Hahahahahaha! Pangitelya rin naman.
“Actually, they have the same kind of nose. Pugnosed pareho.
“‘Yun bang kala mo nakatumpok na kamatis na tinitinda sa palengke. Hakhakhak!
“Ang yabang talaga niyang si Ferminata, kala mo nama’y presentableng magdamit.
“Hellooooo! Hahahahahahaha! Parang sako naman ang mga pinagsususuot dahil afraid na ma-highlight ang sooo laking tiyanetch ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!”
“Anyway, sayang naman ang Saturday edition ng Talentadong Pinoy at pinalitan ng programang walang commercial.
Hahahahahahahaha!,” comments another objective reader. “It’s a wrong decision on the part of the management of TV5 na tanggalin ang Talentadong Pinoy to give way to Ferminata’s show.”
Anyway, marami ang nagka-comment sa parang galit at atat way of narration na ginagawa ni Ferminatecht sa kanyag bagong show. Hakhakhak!
“I don’t get it why she sounds as if she is mad at something sa paraan ng kanyang pagna-narrate sa show. Hahahahahahaha!,” so says another objective and feisty reader. “Para siyang may kaaway.
“Also’ I’ve noticed na parang tuwang-tuwa siya nang mag-break sina John Lloyd at Shaina Magdayao. Tipong may demolition team silang gustong pabagsakin si John Lloyd Cruz.
“Porke’t sikat ‘yung tao sa ngayon, inggit siya.
“Iba talaga ang drama niya,” she goes on in a highly animated manner,” dati puring-puri niya si Nora Aunor.
“Ngayon parang diring-diri siyang banggitin ang pangalan ni Ate Guy at si Ate Vi ang palagi niyang pinupuri.
“Balimbing talaga ang bruha! Hahahahahaha!”
Say that with more conviction, darling. Hakhakhak!
This aging woman is indeed comparable to a leech. sipsipera siya tulad nang ginagawa niya kay Papa Willie na talaga namang kulang na lang ay ipagpatayo niya ng munomento. Hahahahahahaha!
Before, it was Major Jude Estradra whom she was greatly enamored with for some reasons too obvious for us to expound on. Hahahahahahaha!
Kuha n’yo? Hahahahahaha! How inordinately cheap!
Anyway, buti nga at nagkaroon daw ng isang commercial ang Real Confession.
Di kaya next week ay wala na rin ito? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ayoko ng boba’t tsakaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hahahahahahahaha!
Magnganga ka na lang kasi, buti pa. Harharhar!
Raia Quiroz refreshing panoorin at pakinggan
SHE is not that tall, which, in a way, is understandable since she’s only 16, but the newest talent of star builder Lito de Guzman is oozing with innate charm, beauty and good breeding.
She’s also refreshingly sweet and her presence reminds of you endless summer in the province and Lily of the valley growing in profusion during that seson as well.
At 16, Raia’s still artless and devoid of pretension and somewhat eager to please.
Anyway, she is the daughter of a business tycoon, hence exceedingly loaded and not in the least bit deprived of anything in life.
Katatapos lang niya ng high school sa OB Montessori and she intends to push through with her studies in Manila pretty soon.
Nakapag-record na nga pala siya ng isang all OPM album (Tara Na) that’s being distributed by D’ Concorde recording Corp.
Choice cuts sa nasabing album ang Baby Sorry Na, Hay, Naku!, Mimi-Mini Maynimo among many others.
Most of the songs in the album ay composition ng house composer ng LDG Productions na si Blanktape at ni Mr. Boy Christopher.
Sweet at displinado ang mga Vilmanians tulad ng kanilang idolo
OUR Queenstar for all Seasons is enjoying her vacation in Malaysia right now with her very good-looking son Ryan Christian and debonair husband Senator Ralph Recto and some immediate relatives and friends including our very competent and professional friend Ate Aida Fandialan.
“Yes, we’re in Malaysia right now,” enthuses Ate Aida in her latest text info, “and we’re getting used to the 15-minute cable ride from our hotel to the shopping center.
“The daily therapeutic massage is always looked forward to, especially by Ms. Vilma, after a tiring but enjoyable day of sight-seeing and doing a little shopping on the side. 12 na lang kami ngayon. 7 ladies nd 5 gentlemen.
“Regards!” she breathily states.
Anyway, habang nasa holiday ang Queenstar, we had the liberty of meeting some of her avid Vlmanians.
Well-bred at accommodating talaga sila and I’m impressed with the way they conducted themselves with finesse and dignity during our meeting.
Si Jojo Lim, over-all president ng Vilma Santos Solid International and an electrical engineer by profession, for once, ay aminadong starstrucked pa rin siya aftr 32 years sa tuwing magkikita sila ni Ate Vi.
“Well-bred talaga si Ate Vi,” he coolly elucidates. “Sa tuwing magkikita kami, lagi niyang pinaalala sa aming huwag daw kaming magpu-provoke ng away sa mga rival groups at dapat ay tahimik lang kami at behaved pala-palagi.
“Di ko makalilimutang there was a time na nagpunta kami sa isang hotel kung saan billeted siya that time and when she came out and saw us, sumalampak din siya along the corridor at kaswal na nakipagkwentuhan sa amin.
“Mabait siya at walang ere.”
Si Franco Gabriel naman has been working at the Marriot Hotel in San Francisco for quite sometime and he looks pretty good for a fan.
He never makes it a point to be home occasionally if only to be with his fellow Vilmanians and visit Ate Vi as well.
The 3rd Vilmanian that we met, Al Valencia, works as an accountant and the last one, Jess Sarmiento, is a copy editor of Vibal publishing house.
At least mga edukado sila at poised kaya masarap kausap.
Iba talaga ang breeding at orientation ng mga fans ni Ate Vi.
Ang tindi ng asim ni lola
ANG tindi ng asim ng babaeng ito na talaga namang nali-link na naman sa isang lalakeng may asawa who’s infinitely a lot younger than she is, he is more suited to be her son. Hahahahahahha!
Ang siyete, kapapanganak palang daw kasi ng misis ng lalakeng ito, might as well na magparaos muna sa iba na mage-enjoy ka na’y no commitment pa. Hakhakhak!
Trulilash! Super enjoy raw talaga si tita sa notes ni kuya dahil palaging active ito at super hard talaga, just the kind that she needs and hanker for. Hahaha!
Ang nakatatawa, ang anak niya’y di gaanong mabenta sa mga papa samantalang siya’y humahataw pa.
Carry n’yo ‘yan? Hakhakhak!
Kunsabagay, mukhang man eater naman kasi ang girlalung ito kaya rapsang-rapsa sa kanyang performance ang mga ombres. Hakhakhak!
Grabe ang paninira kay Cristine lately
OVER naman ang mga tsikang nagsi-circulate lately tungkol kay Cristine Reyes.
Imagine, we’ve been receiving some real nasty text messages flagrantly alluding that the star of “Reputasyon” is supposedly doing some eyebrow-raising sex acts with her boyfriend Rayver Cruz.
I’m sure Cristine is going to become horrified the moment she gets to read the horrible things that are being sent to us.
Of course since we respect Cristine, we are no longer going to write about those obnoxous messages.
But I do personally believe that those are plain and simple exaggeration.
Anyway, her movie with Anne Curtis, “No Other Woman,” we believe in earnest, happens to be the real box-office winner.
No offense meant to the other comedic movie that’s supposedly being drumbeated to have upstaged or eclipse their movie but No Other Woman for me is the real winner since it’s not only a well-acted piece but but fabulously directed as well.
The kind of movie that you’ll be proud to star in if you happen to be an actress, and to watch if you’re a fan or someone addicted to watching sensibly crafted movies.
Kay Cristine pa rin, lalong tumitindi ang mga kaganapan sa Reputasyon specially so now that Celso Ad Castillo has joined the cast as Aiko Melenedez’ dad.
Paolo Rivero the silent hunk
HE’S not into making mainstream movies anymore but Paolo Rivero is till one of the hottest indie actors in town. As a matter of fact, indie producer Boy Pilapil had just commissioned him to star opposite his succulent protege Norris John in his follow movie for the highly successful “Batang Ifugao” that’s being avidly watched right now by the young indie actor’s newly-acquired following.
Anyway, going back to Paolo, nakagugulat ang tirahan sa ngayon ng brown-skinned indie actor.
Kung ang ibang indie actor ay nagpapa-booking for a very minimal fee, pabolosa ang condo unit ng aktor at he, ostensibly, veritably doesn’t come cheap!
Sa mga alaga ni Jojo Veloso, siya lang ang nananatiling living in superfab style.
Ikaw na ang maging ____________fill in the blanks na lang. Hakhakhak!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at email@example.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.