Viral video ng personalidad pinag-uusapan ng mga netizens

MAY viral video raw na kumakalat lately sa internet tungkol sa isang kontrobersyal na personalidad na macho pa naman ang image at spokesman ng isang departamento sa ating gobierno kung saan pumipilantik ang kanyang mga daliri at iba pang kavaklushan tienes. Hakhakhak!

Umuusok talaga ang aming cell sa rami ng mga nagtatanong kung gay raw bang talaga ang nasabing personalidad dahil patuloy raw ang pagkalat ng video kung saan tumitili siya sabay hawak ng kamay sa dibdib.

Latey, usap-usapan ang exposure niya sa You Tube at Facebook kung saan he was really caught off guard and was behaving like a faggot should.

I’m sure na masi-shock ang personalidad the very moment it reaches his knowledge that he’s being featured in a most denigrating and scandalous light, considering his lofty station in life. Hahahahahahaha!

Gwapo pa naman siya at may asawa’t mga anak.

Isa pang additional clue for those who are curious yellow ay ang pagiging visible niya on national television lately since he’s the one talking about some highly relevant political issues.

Say pa ng aming mole, dead ringer raw siya ni Senator Trillanes. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Would you know who he is? Hakhakhak!

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Underdog si Ogie Diaz sa isyu nila ni Vice Ganda

I’VE never been that intimate or close with Vice Ganda but I do tend to write about him occasionally all for the love of our friend Ogie Diaz who might not be that intimate with us but through the years, we have come to respect each other from a distance.

Lately, maraming nag-text sa radio program namin sa DIWZ dahil finally, after hemming and hawing for quite sometime, nagbabu na sa kanya ang alaga niyang si Vice Ganda.

Anyway, Ogie’s talking about it now and he seems to be veritably hurting.

Inalagaan nga naman niya si Vice for quite sometime but typical of most people in the business, kapag mga sikat na ay iba na ang gusto at parang nababaduyan na sa mga taong nagpala at nagpakahirap nu’ng time na TVH pa sila at wala pang mga pangalan.

Hindi naman napaiba si Vice Ganda at lumilipad na nga siya sa alapaap at ang latest ay alaga na raw siya ng ng, in fairness, ay napakahusay na talent manager na si Mr. Deo Endrinal ng ABS-CBN.

Well, so what’s new? Aren’t they all like that?

Pero hindi naman nagtatagal ang mga ingrata.

Pasasaan ba’t darating din ang karma ng mga taong ilusyunada.

‘Yun lang!

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Best Talk Show Host daw si Ferminata (Magkanoooooo?)

HAHAHAHAHA! Kasuka-suka ang pagkakapili kay Ferminata sa nakaraang PMPC Star Awards for television bilang best talk show host kuno. Hahahahahahaha!

Magka? Buhkitttttttttt? Hahahahahahahaha! Cheap!

Pa’nong nanalo ang isang teevee personality na pinandidirihan ang shows at pinakaiiwasang panoorin ng sanlibutan dahil sa kabaduyang mag-host? Hahahahahahaha!

Indeed, how could she possibly be the recipient of such kind of lofty award when her hosting style is veritably hackneyed and antiquated?

Karumal-dumal ‘yan at kasuklam-suklam talaga!

Kelan pa naging the best ang isang parang nagnganganga on cam at nagpapakawala ng mga tayutay na nauso noong panahon pa nina Atang dela Rama at Carmen Rosales?

Hahahahahahaha!

Isang pagdusta ito sa larangan ng teevee hosting gayung maraming di hamak na mas may K compared sa kanya.

Sa totoo, nawala ang sampalataya ko sa nasabing grupo dahil sa pagpili nila sa isang babaeng parang nagnganga kapag nagsasalita at sokpalites na ang dentures ever. Hakhakhakhak!

A teevee host should be bilingual like Ms. Kris Aquino and Kuya Boy Abunda.

Naalala ko tuloy nu’ng time na existing pa ang Crispy Per Minute. Hahahahahahaha!

Halos maetsas na si Ferminata nang biglang may mag-guest na mga foreigners. Hakhakhakhak!

Syonga ever kasi at di talaga carry mag-interview ng mga spokening England na guests kaya nahulas halos ang emyas ng soo laki ang tiyang gurang na teevee host dahil sa tindi ng tensyon. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Nag-flashback din sa amin ang isang okasyong kanyang pinagpilitang kami ang mag-interview kay Zean Claude Van Damme dahil di niya kayang harapin ito sa isang one on one interview.

Cheap! Super tsaka!

Tapos, best host daw kuno?

Magkanoooooooooooooh!

‘Yun lang!

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Precious and Sylvia Star in ‘Aswang’ episode of Maalaala Mo Kaya’ this Saturday

BEAUTY queen turned TV and movie personality Precious Lara Quigaman and seasoned actress Sylvia Sanchez topbill this Saturday’s (November 26) Aswang episode of Maalaala Mo Kaya. A touching story about an extraordinary friendship, the episode highlights how Analina (Quigaman) saw the good in Poying (Sanchez) who is feared by their community for being an aswang. Despite Poying’s unusual behavior, Analina treated Poying as part of her family.

Directed by Jerry Lopez Sineneng and written by Joan Habanna, the Aswang episode also features Kathleen Hermosa, Dionne Monsanto, Gerald Madrid, Lui Villaruz, Maliksi Morales, Lui Manansala, and Khaycee Aboloc.

Don’t miss the longest running drama anthology of Asia, Maalaala Mo Kaya (MMK), every Saturday night, after “Junior Master Chef Pinoy Edition.”

For more updates, log on to www.mmk.abs-cbn.com, follow MMKOfficial on Twitter, and “like” www.faceboook.com/MMKOfficial.

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Nawindang ang magaling na singer sa kabuhayan ng walang budhing produ

BAKIT ba ang tagal dumating ng comeuppance or retribution sa isang mandong produ na hari ng halitosis?

Ang dami-rami ng minalasado ng matandang ito tulad sa isang young singer na pinaasang pasisikatin pero nang maibigay na ang sandamakmak na benta nu’ng tao, basta-basta na lang siyang pinabayaan.

Ang ending, nag-decide na lang itong muling magbalik sa Tate dahil ni isang pangako ng tanderaketch na produ ay walang natupad.

Prior to that, binola-bola rin niya ang isang female singer na may talent at belter pa ngang naturingan pero nang maibigay na ang lifetime savings nito ay bigla na namang tinigbak at pinabayaan.

Ang kapalllllll!

Over sa kapaaaaaalllllllll!

You could just imagine how disenchanted she was when she lost her savings and far from helping her out, dinedma na lang siya ng gurang na produ.

Sa true, halos ikabaliw ito ng magaling na singer pero ano ba ang kanyang magagawa?

Ang sama-sama ng pag-uugali ng mukhang andang produ na ‘to?

Anyway, pasasaan ba’t makararanas rin ng bad karma ang personalidad na ‘to na parang bato ang puso at walang ibang nasa sa isip kundi personal gain.

Ang cheap! Over sa pagka-cheeeaaaap!

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Nasa TV5 na sina Nora at Shawie pero may Vilma naman ang ABS-CBN

IT’S final, Ms. Sharon Cuneta is now a part of TV5’s coterie of talents. She had supposedly signed a highly remunerative contract amounting purportedly to a cool 1 billion for 5 years.

Bonggacious, di ba naman? Prior to that, it was Superstar Nora Aunor who signed-up a remunerative three-year-contract with them supposedly for a cool 500 million.

Nevertheless, Queenstar Vilma Santos appears to be that elusive and no amount of wheedling and cajoling on the part of the said network could convince her to sign up a contract with them.

Nevertheless, we’ve gathered from some highly reliable sources that Ate Vi’s coming out with a special project for ABS-CBN mid of next year.

According to our mole, Ate Vi has just had a closed door meeting with the big bos- ses of the said network and one of their agendas happen to be the finalization of her plans regarding her 50th anniversary in show business.

They’re purportedly coming out with a book and a teevee show that would serve as a tribute to her on her special day in show business.

Iba talaga ang Queenstar for all seasons. She is not an impetuous person and has always been cautious and methodical in making big decisions in her life and career as well.

Ikaw na ang maging Queenstar for all Seasons!

Before I go, I’ll like to greet a special friend who’s always reading Remate tabloid – Mr. Jhun Ariban. Thanks pare. Keep on reading!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nong.

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