Blind item kong churvahan ng dalawang actor talk of the town na sa ngayon hahahaha!

KATUWA naman ang mga rumaragasang bali-balita sa ngayon tungkol sa churvahan ng dalawang hunk actor na more than a week ago ay nai-blind item natin sa Dapat Lang.

May credibility talaga ang ating source dahil saktong-sakto ang kanyang ibinalita sa atin sa mga nangagsisipaglabasan lately. Hahahahahaha!

Matched na matched nga naman ang que largo grandeng tarugs nu’ng dalawa dahil pareho silang tremendously well endowed.

Hahahahahahaha! Rapsa-rapsa ever! Hakhakhak!

Ang nakatatawa lang, pati ang sekswalidad nu’ng balbonic hunk na kinu-question natin ay kinumpirma sa column ng isang entertainment columnist nating trulilatch daw. Hakhakhak!

Kaaliw vagah! Indeed, yesterday’s trade is today’s competition. Hakhakhak!

Imagine, talaga raw lantaran na ang pakikipagrelasyon ng mukhang Arabong hunk sa isang out-of-showbiz hada? Hahahahahaha!

Join lang nang join. The more, the merrier, the better! Hakhakhak!

Anyway, like I’ve said before, parami nang parami ang mga ombres na naaaliw sa kapwa nila ombaw and the feeling is supposedly more intense and infinitely solid.

Hakhakhakhakhak!

Look into the eyes of love ka na lang  (look into the eyes of love raw, o! Hahahahahahaha! How amusing ever! Hakhakhak!) sa eksena lately ng isang certified hunk na bagets na ngayo’y may kasa-kasama na ring gwaping ding sariwang papa.

Di kaya lafangan to-the-max silang dalawa the moment the appealing hunk actor is home from his hectic working sched? Hahahahahahaha!

I’m sure!

I’m sure raw, o! Hahahahahaha!

Bakit nga ba nauuso ang mga talu-talo group sa ating mga young actors these days?

Aba’y parami nang parami ang mga hunks kuno na nagtitilam-tilam na rin sa mga tropa-tropa kuno nila. Hakhakhak!

Well, the tragic irony of life is that men are now falling for another of their stripe and the women in their lives appear to have become a camouflage of sort to their private leanings.

Hahahahahaha! Private leanings raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya mga mare, ingat. Kapag dayukdok sa barkada si papa, tigbakin kaagad ‘yan at iligwak. Hahahahahaha!

Baka in the end, ikaw pa ang lumuha ng bato.

Lumuha raw ng bato, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Atty. Persida Acosta magnanimity personified

EVERY time I get to see Atty. Persida Acosta, PAO Chief and host of the rating Public Atorni program at TV5, I’m simply amazed at her ever so pleasant personality.

Makikita mo talaga sa expression ng kanyang mukha na she’s intrinsically a good person and the kind who would render public service without expecting anything in return.

No wonder, positive ang outcome ng kanyang late night show at Mr. Manny Pangilinan’s network, showing to the great majority that a good deed is never lost but would help you in some ways when you need it the most.

Anyhow, well-attended as always, ang Christmas party for her friends from the press the other day.

Hindi man siya super rica unlike some of the people in the business but she had made them amply fulfilled and veritably satisfied.

Totoo nga palang charity lives in the heart of anyone who has it deeply ingrained in her/his system.

Thank you so much, Atty. Persida. You’re a light in the darkness in as far as most indigents people in the country are concerned and in as far as the working press as well.

Merry Christmas. You’re becoming lovelier as time goes by because your innate good-naturedness shines through on your face.

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A Pinoy makes good in abroad

ACE Cruz has had a burgeoning showbiz career in Hollywood which started many years ago after he finished a course in Bachelor of Fine Arts in theater at the University of Southern California.

After ten years of giving acting a try, he went back to USC Film School for another three years where he’d been able to direct and starred in his first film (Last Chance aka Gangstaz) using his own money for financing and co-starring with Todd Bridges.

Somewhere along the way, he met an investor who had his mind set on making movies, who financed his next movie Urban Task Force which he also directed and starred in and was a mild success, thereby leading to another film (Psychotic) which also starred Sam Jones (Flash Gordon), Joe Estevez (Martin Sheen’s brother), and Kathleen Kinmont of the movie Renegades.

His biggest film (Fate) so far was where he co-starred with Lee Majors (The Fall Guy & The Six Million Dollar Man).

Apart from that, he also did a movie (The Golden Sun) with Christopher Atkins of The Blue Lagoon.

Suffice to say, the guy has made it quite good in the city of light but he’s deadset in proving to all and sundry that he’s capable of making a name for himself in our country.

Right now, with the help of his friend Ariel Abriam, (currently serving as President of the Philippine Chamber of Commerce and Industry in Boracay holds a Master of Business Administration degree from the National University in San Diego, California and a Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering from the United States Naval Academy) they intend to come up with a good movie that would appeal to the vast majority.

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Lasengga pa rin dahil dissappointed sa kanyang buhay

MAY talent naman sana ang aging radio and teevee personality na ‘to. But the thing is she seems to lack the necessary focus to make a go of her hosting career.

No offense meant sa ina niya na isang icon sa entertainment industry, but she appears to have taken after her kind of addiction to intoxicating beverages.

Umaga palang ay pasimpleng tumotoma na si tita kaya by the time na iere na ang kanilang programa, malagihay na ang beauty niya. Hahahahahahaha!

Ang sabi, kaya napadadalas ang pagtoma niya ay dahil sa disenchantment sa kanyang hosting career na ni kalahati ng narating ng kanyang iconic mom ay hindi niya naabot.

Ang nakatatawa, tipong mauungusan pa raw siya ng anak niyang ‘dalaga’ (dalaga raw, o! Hahahahaha!) na tipong mas may focus pero ang problema nga lang, laklakera rin ito ng alak dahil bata pa’y na-expose na agad sa laklakan courtesy of her famous lola who was very much into drinking intoxicating wine and liquor.

Hahahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa pa, if the rumor mill is to be taken seriously, lagi raw nagkakaeksena sa mga delicious tarugs ang mag-ina dahil hindi rin nagpapawat sa pag-eksena sa mga notas si mommy dearest. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kaaning-aning talaga ever. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Nakatatawa di ba naman? Ma-imagine mong nagkakatarayan sila kadalasan dahil sa ayaw ring paawat ang libido ni mudra. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Star talaga si Eugene kay Mother Lily

OBVIOUS na feel na feel ni Mother Lily Monteverde ang presence ni Ms. Eugene Domingo sa presscon ng Shake, Rattle & Roll 13 kamakailan sa kanyang pamosong Imperial Hotel in Kyusi.

Sa dinami-rami ng stars ng SR&R movie, obvious na si Ms. Eugene ang favorite ni Mother and the feeling is mutual since mas pinili naman ng versatile comedic actress na sumakay sa float ng Regal sa Parada ng Mga Artista sa December 24.

Kunsabagay, inspired naman talaga ang acting ni Ms. Eugene sa episode 3 ng SR&R na may intriguing title na Rain, Rain Go Away kung saan leading man niya ang hunk na si Jay Manalo.

Sa unang tingin, parang walang masyadong arrive ang episode nina Ms. Eugene at Jay at featured in a special role ang bagets na si Edgar Allan Guzman, but as the story moves along, the arresting flow of the story slowly grips you vise-like until the unexpected climax.

Siyempre pa, sa SR&R float sasakay si Ms. Eugene na dapat lang naman dahil reynang-reyna ang dating niya sa flow ng istorya.

On Jay’s part, konting diet pa at puede na naman siyang humataw bilang Totoy Mola. Hahahahahaha!

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Excited na ang mga Vilmanians sa kanilang reyna

BINABASA n’yo ito, tapos na ang Christmas party ng mga avid Vilmanians na ginanap sa isang Chinese resto somewhere in Timog Ave. the other day.

Siyempre pa, happy sila dahil in spite of her super hectic working sched, their idol Ms. Vilma Santos had made it a point to grace their party.

Anyway, prior to that, nagtatatarang na naman sa aming cell first thing in the morning ang loyalist ni Ate Vi from GenSan na si Willie Fernandez and as always, mad as hell (mad as hell daw, o! Hakhakhak!) na naman si Ingkong (Ingkong daw, o! Hahahaha!) Willie sa isang Noranian dahil inuutusan daw nito ang mga student niyang bomoto kay Ate Guy sa popularity poll ng online sa top 50 Philippine artists kaya as of presstime, leading daw ang Bikolanang aktres.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Don’t worry, darling. Di pa naman tapos ang laban kaya relax ka lang diyan sa GenSan.

Besides, at this stage in her illustrious showbiz career, does Ate Vi have to prove pa that she’s the Queenstar for all Seasons?

Was na te. Just relax and enjoy your life the way your idol Ate Vi is enjoying hers. Hahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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