Filthy rich kaya sa New York magpa-Pasko!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ang tindi ng metamorphosis ng morenong aktor na to na dati-rati’y sumasali-sali lang sa mga male beauty pageants para magka-career siya kahit papano. Hindi naman kasi sila well-off na maituturing at biktima siya ng broken home.

Anyway, shakira ang mga vaklushi when he started out in the business with a big bang! Hahahahahahaha!

Magpakuha ba namang dahon tienes lang ang nakatakip sa kanyang genitals, who would not be intrigued?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, dahil sa sexy nga at may dating ang kamachuhan, marami ang naintriga sa nota ni Kuya. Hakhakhak!

Pati mga chicks ay haling na haling sa kanya mereseng di naman daw que largo grande ang kanyabg tarugs. Hakhakhak!

Like I said, the imposing height of today’s men is no longer the barometer for his size. Hahahahaha!

Anyway, just to prove how appealing he is, ang dyowa niya noong eskalera rin ang beauty ay nagsilbing kanyang asucarera de mama mereseng marami namang mga ombres ang nagtitilam-tilam dito. Hakhakhak!

Ang nakaloloka, tinuhog niyang sabay ang gwaping na hunky na matinee idol at ang gandarang girlalu kaya sa tindi ng disillusionment, biglang nagbabu ang girl and in a matter of months, settled down with a popular personality.

Just to give you an idea how much sought-after or in demand our brown-skinned actor is, he was able to sweet-talk his brown-skinned benefactor (who happens to be a much sought actor) to shell out some cash so he could avail of this sumptuous car that he had been lusting for, for quite sometime already.

Ang kaso, parang harbat and run ang drama ni kuya. Shakira raw talaga ang morenong hunk nang biglang magbabu sa buhay niya ang materialistic na ombaw right after he was able to get the car of his dream. Hahahahahaha!

Right now, he’s purportedly one of the richest hunks in the country today.

Umaapaw raw talaga ang andalu ng aktor sa isang bangko na daang milyones lang naman ang laman. Hahahahahahaha!

No wonder, he’s New York bound this coming December para roon daw salubungin ang Pasko at Bagong taon.

Sosi, di ba naman?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, sa New York Square siya magpa-Pasko at doon na rin sasalubungin ang Bagong Taon. Carry n’yo ‘yan?

Hakhakhakhakhak!

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Galit daw ba kami kay Jay Manalo?

AS A writer, we tend to write some behind the scene happenings that we thought was not in any way ruinous in as far as some personalities are concerned.

Frankly speaking, unknowingly, we must have written some quite unsavory thing about Jay Manalo but it doesn’t mean we are already antagonistic of him or that it was our sole intention to put him down or put him in bad light.

Anyway, Jay happens to be one of the lead characters at the Rain, Rain, Go Away episode of Regal Films Metro-Manila film festival entry Shake, Rattle & Roll 13, along with Eugene Domingo, Edgar Allan Guzman and Ms. Boots Anson Roa.

“Moviegoers will experience for the first time the horror brought by the demons in the pool,” so says famed director Chris Martinez. “Spirits of those who perished in a storm.”

Anyway, perfect foil sa bagong ‘fragility’ ni Eugene Domingo ang robust machismo ni Jay.

Ang wish lang ng kanyang mga avid followers, sana raw ay ibalik nito ang kanyang very ideal body nu’ng time na ginagawa palang niya ang Totoy Mola under Viva.

Of course it’s not an easy thing to do but if it’s leading man roles that he’s targetting, it’s a must that he goes on a diet and go back to his quondam weight once again.

After all, napakahusay niyang aktor at bata pa naman siya kung tutuusin.

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Hindi na-disappoint kay Gov. ER Ejercito ang working press

AS EARLY as ten a.m., halos filled to the rafters na ang Zirkoh Tomas Morato the other day dahil press conference ‘yun ng much-talked about movie ni Governor ER Ejercito na “Manila Kingpin, The Asiong Salonga Story” under the competent direction of Tikoy Aguiluz.

Sa hirap ng buhay, lalo na’t makatao naman talaga itong si Gov. ER at darling of the press naman ang kanyang publicist na si Jobert Sucaldito, dinumog talaga ang presscon at Christmas party at the same time of Scenema Concept.

Sa totoo, samantalang discrimination is rampant these days kahit saan ka magpunta, sa mga presscons ni Gov. ER, welcome ang lahat at ni wala kang maririnig na mga patutsada o side-comments na demeaning ang dating.

Anyway, marami ang naniniwalang maghi-hit sa festival ang movie ni Gov. ER dahil sa bukod sa may puso ang pelikula ay napaganda pa ng delineations niya ng character na pinasikat ng kanyang paternal uncle na si Joseph Estrada.

Tama. ER Ejercito is definitely one of the finest character actors that we have in the industry today and one of the most good-natured as well.

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Balik sa rating gawi!

SA PRESSCON ng “Enteng Ng Ina Mo” ng Star Cinema at M-Zet Productions, (the one starred in by the wacky tandem of Vic Sotto and Ai-Ai de las Alas) palihim kaming  nag-eavesdrop sa usapan ng mga kasamahan namin sa hanap-buhay habang dini-disscuss nila ang balik daw sa rating gawi ng isang sikat na female artist.

Isang sikat na grupo ng mga entertainment writer ang dalawang beses raw niyang pinangakuan at dalawang ulit ding inindyan.

‘Yung una, pilit na inunawa raw ng grupo ang aktres.

Pero nang indyanin pa rin sila nito sa ikalawang pagkakataon, parang nadisillusion na sila.

Ang nag-set nga naman ng meeting (or was it an interview?) ay isang veteran writer na lesbo na close sa aktres kaya naniwala sila. Kaso mo, nang indyanin sila the second time around, parang shakira na ang grupo.

Considering that they voted for her in some important categories at the recent awards night sponsored by their organization, it veritably rankles that the actress seems to be ignoring them lately.

Oh, well, talented and gifted as she is, this deplorable attitude will prove to be her own undoing.

Sayang, hija, ang maganda mong nasimulan kung magbabalik ka na naman sa rati mong gawain.

We are writing this succulent bit of gossip not with the sole intention of putting her down but simply to remind her to maintain a more professional attitude specially so now that she’s very much on the comeback trail.

‘Yun lang!

Huwag mong sayangin ang maganda mong comeback ate. Pabolosa pa naman ang treatment sa ‘yo ng mga group of entertainment writers na ‘to simply because they have always believed in your gigantic talent and accomplishments in the field you’ve been excelling at for many a decade now.

Hindi porke’t nakabalik ka na ay magbabalik ka na naman sa rati mong nakalolokang mga eksena.

You’re not getting any younger, my dear, it’s high time to be most consistent with your working attitude, lest you become a pathetic has been long before your time to shine is up.

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Sina Erich at Cristine raw ang susunod sa yapak ni Nora Aunor bilang aktres

NAKATANGGAP kami ng isang well documented text message coming from an avid fan of the super actress Ms. Nora Aunor.

Sang-ayon sa kanya, 1997 daw nang unang ma-feature ang aktres sa HBO, an American cable TV network, in a documentary film about the lives and achievements of the world’s greatest actresses.

Sang-ayon sa kanya, Ate Guy is the only Filipina Asian actress, apart from China’s Gong Li, na na-feature roon.

“Ilang beses pa rin daw itong pinakikita sa HBO up to now.

“Ang very touching talaga, kasama sa curriculumn ng Masscom students ng Ateneo de Manila University ang “Himala” nina Nora at Ishmael Bernal.

“Sang-ayon sa mga critics, pure cinematic actress raw ang lola mo,” he further ventures. “Almost a silent film actress and she might have been comfortable acting opposite Mae Marsh or Lilian Gish primarily because the power of her acting comes from her incredibly expressive pair of eyes.”

Sa new breed of young actresses, pwedeng sumunod daw sa kanyang yapak sina Erich Gonzales of the soap Maria La del Barrio, at Cristine Reyes of the exacting Reputasyon.

O, di ba naman? To be compared with the legendary actress is something awe-inspiring.

Kunsabagay, I, myself, wholeheartedly agree.

Sa mga new wave of young actresses, dalawa talaga sa pinakamahuhusay sina Erich at Cristine.

Carry nilang umiyak on cue the way Nora, Hilda and Queenstar Vilma Santos can do with such expertise that’s been honed with many years of experience and endless dedication to their craft.

And speaking of Queenstar Vi, I would say that it would be most unfair to compare her acting expertise with anyone in the business, even to her archrvial Ms. Nora Aunor, for it would be tantamount to comparing apples with oranges.

If Nora’s effective in her silent moments, Ate Vi excels in delivering non-stop dialogs with ultimate fire and conviction.

Kanya-kanyang expertise ‘yan and to say that Vilma’s the inferior actress when compared to the Superstar would be a gross misconception.

To be honest about it, Ms. Vilma Santos breaks my heart the very moment she let’s go of her riveting non-stop dialogs and faucet-like avalanche of tears.

Kanya-kanyang acting style ‘yan and comparing these great actresses would be grossly unfair.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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