Nagimbal si misis sa pagpapa-oranggetch ni papa sa mismong matrimonial bed nila!

THEIR marriage was the envy of so many people in the business.

And why not? It was a union supposedly made in heaven. Gwaping at eskalera kasi ang kagwapuhan ni papa samantalang gandara naman si mama.

At any rate, dahil nagkaroon ng mga bagong talent sa show business, naapektuhan nang husto ang career ng mag-asawa kaya for the love of survival, pumatol si mister sa isang opulent gay banker.

Bagama’t hindi naman tanga si misis, deadma na lang siya. Tutal naman, the gay paramour in question happened to be the pradigm of magnanimity and a most caring person to boot.

Hindi lang si mister ang pinakisamahan niya kundi maging si misis whom he magnanimously showered with super-fab material gifts.

It was a set-up that the wife was most uncomfortable with at first but one that she got accustomed to and eventually tolerated.

Edukado naman kasi ang vaklushi and was most generous with his wealth and material possessions.

To make a long story short, time went by and one day, na-pack-up ang shoot ni misis, she went home earlier than the usual expectation of the husband who was not working then but was staying in the house most of the time.

Ganon na lang daw ang pagkagimbal ni misis nang pag-akyat niya sa kwarto nila ni mister ay maulinigan niyang parang may kachurvahan si papa.

Dahil sa tindi ng impact ng kanilang syongkangan (syongkangan daw, o! Hahahaha!), di na namalayan ni mister na nakabukas pala ang pinto ng kanilang kwartong mag-asawa at nangatal talaga si misis sa kanyang nakita.

My God! naka-victory Joe raw si mister habang binabanatan sa anus ng kanilang oo nga’t di naman kagwapuhang drib pero bata naman at esklaera ang nota kaya ungol to-the-max pa si papa na mama palang talaga. Hahahahahahaha!

You could just imagine how the wife must have felt when she saw the ribald scene unfold right before her very eyes.

Right then and there ay nag-impake siya and after a couple of days, off she went to the US of A never to return again.

The husband was all the more despondent when her daughter left him afterward to join her mom in the States.

If the purveyors of gossips are to be believed, shakira rin daw si ate nang matuklasan niyang ang paparu niyang bagets ay nahada rin ni fadir!

Oh, my God! Di raw talaga kinaya ni ate ang mga yosi-kadiring kaganapan kaya biglang nag-fly na rin siya sa Tate at bumalik lang sa Pinas when her dad passed away, not to mourn his death but to go back to her showbiz career whom she’d been missing when she stayed in the States for many a good year.

Up to now, parang hindi pa rin daw mapatawad ni ate ang kanyang fadir lalo na’t ibinenta supposedly nito ang kanilang bahay nang walang pasintabi sa kanila.

Oh, well, it’s been years since the actor passed away but the actress who’s now a mother to boot and separated from her Fil-Am husband seems not to find forgiveness in her heart.

Ang nakababaliw pa, ‘yung sordid love story ng kanyang mga magulang ay tipong nangyari rin daw sa kanya.

Could it be true?

Oh, well, only God knows for sure.

How hurting if not out and out tragic.

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Coney, mag-aampon ng bata ngayong Pasko

BIBIDA ngayong bisperas ng Pasko (Disyembre 24) sa Maalaala Mo Kaya ang bateranang aktres na si Coney Reyes. Matapos ang matagumpay na Primetime Bida series nitong 100 Days to Heaven, muling mapanonood sa telebisyon si Coney sa ‘Foster a Child’ episode ng MMK kung saan gagampanan niya ang karakter ni ‘Mila,’ isang inang noong una’y tinatanggihan ang mag-ampon ng bata ngunit sa kalauna’y mamahalin ng tunay ang sanggol na kinalinga.

Saksihan kung papanong higit na ginawang makabuluhan ng isang sanggol ang Pasko ng isang mag-anak at ang pagiging magulang ng isang ina. Kasama ni Coney sa ‘Foster a Child’ episdoe sina Tommy Abuel, Pia Romero, Bryan Santos, Franco Daza, Charles Christianson, Kalila Aguiluz, Blythe, Nikka Valencia at Tanya Gomez. Ito ay sa ilalim ng pagsasaliksik ni Akeem Jordan del Rosario, panulat ni Benjamin Benson Logronio, at direksyon ni Rechie del Carmen. Huwag palampasin ang patuloy na pagdiriwang ng ika-20 anibersaryo ng longest-running drama anthology ng Asya, ang Maalaala Mo Kaya (MMK), tuwing Sabado ng gabi, pagkatapos ng Junior Master Chef Pinoy Edition.

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Naiiba talaga kung magmahal ang isang Vilma Santos

NA-INVITE kami nina Peter L. at Abe P. sa Christmas party ng mga Vilmanians sa Tramway Garden Buffet along Timog Ave. upon the invitation of its over-all president Mr. Jojo Lim.

Kung ang ibang mga fans ay di na gaanong napagtutuunan nang pansin ng kanilang mga idolo, Queenstar Vilma Santos is the kind who never forgets her Vilmanians even if she’s perpetually busy with her time-consuming political career these days.

For three solid hours, Ate Vi partied with her Vilmanians whom she’s ostensibly very much intimate with.

Nakagugulat talaga ang kanyang elephantine memory who remembers every single anecdote she had with her fans all these years.

‘Yung isa niyang fan ay pala-palagi raw siyang dinadalaw in the far-away Batangas and she never did complain if Ate Vi could not entertain her by virtue of her super hectic working sched.

‘Yung isa naman ay di na nag-asawa at ang happiness niya’y dalhan ng mga kakanin sa Binan ang kanyang idolo specially those times when she was still busy with her show VIP at GMA-7.

Another fan, Ate Vi remembers, supposedly loves to cook some native dishes for her during tapings and shootings.

Still another one would supposedly bring some of her blow-up photos during the time when her show was still in progress at GMA.

Sa dinami-rami nila, hindi nauubusan ng kwento at recollections si Ate Vi kaya naman mahal na mahal siya ng mga ito.

Kahit nga ‘yung time na hindi pa siya masyadong sikat at nakatira pa lang sa unang naging bahay nila somewhere in a not-so classy subdivision, naalala pa rin niya ang fan niyang kasa-kasama nila ni Daddy Santos sa mga lakaran.

Indeed, their Christmas party was along memory lane and the Queenstar appears to enjoy every single recollection.

Totoo ka, sa hinaba-haba ng oras na ginugol niya sa piling nila, ni minsa’y hindi bumaba ang kanyang energy level and that engaging smile has never left her comely face.

Kung gaano siya kasaya at kaliksi nu’ng nagsisimula pa lang ang party, up to the very end, ganon pa rin ang kanyang energy.

Thirty six years old na nga si Ate Vi, (her euphemism for her biological age… Hakhakhak!) but she still exudes radiance and youthful vigor.

Abe, Peter and I are indeed veritably proud that we have been given the chance to get to know her better, along with her well-bred Vilmanians as well like Jojo and Master Joey.

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Wala nang pumapansin sa attack & collect na si Ferminata (Wawa naman! Huhu!)

WAWA naman si Ferminata, da attack and collect super lola.
Hahahahahahaha!

Imagine, kung dati-rati’y cowtow to-the-max ang mga showbiz people sa kanya, of late she seems not to be taken seriously at all.

Hayan at bira siya nang bira sa global boxing champ na si Manny Pacquiao but he seems to have veritably ignored her biting diatribe.

Hakhakhak!

Si Kris Aquino nga ay ginagawa niyang pulutan lately sa kanyang cheap and very much wanting of credibility columns but the Star For All Media appears to be no longer affected with her nonsensical bukeke and seems to have totally ignored her deleterious commentaries.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Indeed, the nganga queen is no longer in, in as far as the personalities she gets to hit assiduously in her cheaply and tastelessly written columns.

Hahahahahaha!

Sino pa ba naman kasi ang nagbabasa ng column niyan na wala namang sense at puro pangungutong ang laman? Hahahahahaha!

Mantakin mong dati-rati’y puri to-the-max kay DJ Mo but look at the rubbish that she’s been writing about him lately. Hakhakhak!

Tumalon ka man daw sa poste ng Meralco, lola, no one would give a hoot because you no longer command respect because of your ignominious kutongic ways. Hahahahahaha!

Kutongic ways raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

How deplorably cheap!

At dahil sa cheapanggetch na nga ang kanyang walang kakatas-katas na showbiz-oriented programs at TV5, hayan at pati si Alex Gonzaga ay tipong tinatamad na ring mag-report sa kanilang rating-less na show.

Hahahahahahaha!

Imagine nga naman, during our time, it was doing so well and was having no less than ten to twelve ad placements whereas now, it’s palpably being avoided like the plague by the sponsors by virtue of her cheap image.

Hahahahahahaha!

Pati nga ‘yung Tsakistic Confessions ay pinagwewelgahan na rin ng mga commercials dahil wala na ngang naniniwala sa kanya.

Hahahahahahaha!

What a pity! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Angel locsin asset ng ‘Toda Max’

I’M NOT saying that “Toda Max” which features the wacky triumvirate of Vhong Navarro, Pokwang and Robin Padilla is not a good show.

It is! It’s just that something is basically missing and the latest addiction of sultry Angel Locsin has made it whole and complete.

Dapat kasi may chick din na magandang love interest ng mga leading men maliban sa comedic talents nila kaya perfect talaga ang pagkakasali ni Ms. Locsin para magbigay ng fire sa sitcom.

Anyway, marami ang nakapupunang ang laki nang iginanda lately ng alaga ni Manay Ethel Ramos.

Malaking factor siyempre ang presence ni Phil Younghusband para mag-bloom nang husto ang kanyang beauty. Pero siyempre, the mere fact that her showbiz career is doing pretty well, contributes, in great plenty, on her pleasant good looks.

Napanonood nga pala ang Toda Max every Saturday after Maalaala Mo Kaya.

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Ariel Abriam humility is personified

HE IS super loaded but he never dresses up flamboyantly or act like Mr. BigShot.

But truth be told, Ariel Abriam is one of the highly successful Pinoy businessmen in Boracay these days.

Truth is, as a visionary and entrepreneur, he’s been able to develop an upscale 30-room hotel (the widely talked about Boracay Beach Club) listed in Travel & Leisure’s Top 25 Secret Seaside Getaways.

He’s also been able to propitiously open a highly successful cliff diving destination near Boracay island called Ariel’s Point that’s featured in Cebu Pacific Magazine as one of the 12 adventure destinations in Asia.

Presently, he’s slated to produce a big-budgeted movie to be starred in and directed by Ace Cruz, one of the successful Pinoys in the US of A these days.

“This is really my first time to give movie production a try,” he coos in his wonderfully accented English. “But prior to this, I produced a travel docu starring Ms. Donita Rose.

“Anyhow, with Ace Cruz as my star and director, I think we are going to come up with a movie that’s at par with the kind of movies being dished out in the States today.”

Very, very TRUE!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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