Nakalilito ang lovelife ng morenong aktor

KONTROBERSYAL talaga ang lovelife ng brusko at gwaping na morenong aktor na ‘to.

Imagine, anywhere you go he’s being talked about avidly and in a highly animated manner. Hahahahahaha!

Ever since his affair with this comely and sweet-imaged actress has been exposed for the public to devour and feast on, it has been written about in a most interesting light to the point of nausea. Hahahahahaha!

Iba-iba talaga ang versions to the point that it has been blown out of proportion.

Ang nakatatawa, pati ba naman ‘yung matagal nang nananahimik na singer/actor na lumipat na sa kabilang network ay idinadawit pa ng mga intrigera’t walang magawa.

Inasmuch as the two really had a most colorful sexual relationship in the not-so-distant past, they are nothing but the best of friends now since the former lover has metamorphosed into a swan as well.

Has metamorphosed into a swan daw, o! Hakhakhak!

How so very amusing!

Anyway, ang hindi raw nakikita ng mga intrigero ay ang bagong paparu ng saksakan ng gandang lalaking morenong aktor.

Ito ‘yung European-looking guy na maganda ang pangangatawan at katilam-tilam talagang luhuran (katilam-tilam daw luhuran, o! Hakhakhak! Carry n’yo ‘yan?) kaya raw feel na feel ngayon ni papa kuning-kuning.

On top of that, naririyan pa ang Hispanic-looking guy na kaum-um-an pa rin ng pabling (sa ratbulites…Harharhar!) na hunk stud kuning na kung naging tunay na ombre lang ay lulumain ang lahat dahil sooo haba and oh-soooo-taba ang tarugs. Hakhakhak!

To be honest about it, walang binesa ang mga ombaw na kinahuhumalingan niya when you speak of endowments.

When you speak of endowments raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Come to think of it, hindi naman talaga ibibigay ng Diyos sa ‘yo ang lahat. Kaya ang ending, well-stocked nga si papa pero tarugs na mahahaba at matataba rin ang kanyang hanap ever. Hakhakhak!

Kaya kayo riyan, be wary of this brown-skinned guy’s fabled charisma and sex appeal.

It’s addictive and mind-boggling.

Mind-boggling daw, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

Kaya kayo riyan, make patol at your own risk. Hahahahahahahahaha!

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PPL Entertainment tinalbugan ang mga big-time networks!

SPEECHLESS ako when I attended the superfab Christmas party for the press ng PPL Entertainment ni Mr. Perry Lansigan.

Jesus H. Christ! Held at the equally exclusive and awe-inspiring venue Windmills & Rainforest along Scout Borromeo, the soiree is undoubtedly fabulous and infinitely a happy and warm one.

Save for his two talents (Janno Gibbs and Max Collins), his coterie of talents were in complete attendance and they really tried to keep the press entertained the best way they can.

Sa totoo lang, para talagang Santa Claus si Mr. Perry dahil he went all out just to make the people from the press happy and sated.

Nakabibilib siya dahil di naman siya superfab na talent manager pero nasa puso talaga niya ang pagsi-share ng kanyang blessings.

It was my first time to attend his widely being talked-about Christmas parties and I was not in the least bit disappointed.

Bagama’t hindi naman ako nagwagi sa mga pabolosang pa-raffle niya, nakatutuwang isiping ang isang talent manager na tulad niya ay kakabugin talaga ang malalaking network when you speak of magnanimity and all-out sharing of blessings.

For one, the food was splendidly sumptuous and the service of the waiters not in the least bit obnoxious the way it was in one of the recent presscons that we’ve attended. Hakhakhak!

So, that evening, we went home complacently happy.

Uso pa rin pala ang kasosyalan at kabonggahan sa new breed of talent managers sa ngayon and I dare say na si Mr. Perry Lansigan ang isa sa pinakapaboloso sa kanila.

Merry Christmas Mr. Perry. Thank you so much for acknowledging my presence and the tabloids we maintain some columns for as well.

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Kaya pala bloomingdale si Rochelle Pangilinan (hahahaha!)

SA PABOLOSANG Christmas party pa rin ni Mr. Perry Lansigan, bulungan nang bulungan ang mga baklita dahil panalo raw pala ang paparu ng dating Sexbomb na si Rochelle Pangilinan in person.

Sa mga letrato raw kasi at sa Survivor ng GMA, parang her boyfriend Arthur Solinap comes on a little bit too strong. But in person, he comes across as a hunk with a BIG (Hahahahahaha! implied ba? syonga ang di makagetlag..Hahahahaha!) heart.

‘Yun na!

Parang Iranian na Turkish ang arrive niya pero mas maa-appreciate mo siya in person than in his photographs
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Kaya naman pala nabihag niya si Sexbomb Rochelle, who’s becoming sexier and busty (and busty raw, o! Hakhakhak!) as time goes by.

Anyhow, we are so happy that Rochelle is under the talent management of someone competent and equipped with a good PR.

After the very good-natured Ms. Joy Cancio, bonggacious ang naging kapalit niya in the person of the ever competent Perry Lansigan.

Going back to Arthur, he appears to be a man of few words but side-by-side with Rochelle, he becomes all the more hunky and manly and big. Hahahahahahaha!

I mean, big muscled. Hakhakhak! Kayo naman. Hahahahahahaha!

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Hinarang ang guesting ni Sarah

HURTING ang mga fans ni Ms. Sarah Gronimo (superfab ‘yung first day gross ng movie nila ni Gerald Anderson na ‘Won’t Last A Day Without You’ under Star Cinema grossed a whopping P20 million, sosyal, di ba naman?) dahil kalat na kalat na raw ang balitang tinigbak ng isang personalidad (out of intensecurity I suppose…Hahahahaha!) ang guesting ng anak ni Mommy Divine sa show nito.

Ketbalites? Don’t tell me he’s feeling the pangs of insecurity in as far as this young lady is concerned considering that both of them are, in a way, contract artist of Viva films.

May ganon nga bang issue?

Well, huwag siyang masyadong mayabang. Oo nga’t hot siya sa ngayon pero ang tanong, ma-sustain naman kaya?
Hahahahahahaha!

Huwag ganyan, ning. The more you become hot and popular, the more you should emulate the lofty example of the bamboo tree.

Habang lalo siyang tumataas, the more it humbles itself by bowing low every time the wind would start to  blow.

Blow job ka na lang nang blowjob, ning but try to maintain your levelheadedness so that good fortune would continue to come your way.

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Geoff Eigenmann lumulusog na naman

HABANG ang syota niyang si Carla Abellana ay desididong magpapayat para mas fabulous ang kanyang movie and teevee careers, napuna namin sa Christmas party ng PPL Entertainment na medyo lumulusog at bumibilog na naman si Geoff Eigenmann.

Sometime last year, or was it early this year, nu’ng pinalalabas pa ang fantaserye nila ni Glaiza de Castro sa GMA7, katilam-tilam talaga ang kanyang pangangatawan.

But lately, he seems to be adding some unwanted poundage again.

Anyway, one thing good with Geoff is the fact that he never meddles in the career of his girlfriend Carla.

Kung gusto nitong magpaseksi sa kanyang mga pictorials, okay lang sa kanya as long as within the bounds of decency naman ito.

Dapat lang!

Professional actor naman kasi siya kaya nararapat lang na maintindihan niya ang demands ng propesyon ng kanyang Mama Carla.

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Backroom artists’ last hurrah for 2011

KUYA Boy Abunda might be busy with his mom’s upkeep, along with his other commitments in the biz, but his talents are still being competently looked after by his people.

Bianca Gonzalez, for one, religiously hosts E-Live, TFC Connect, Cinema News, CGE STAR, and PBB Unli Day. She is also active in her advocacies: Unicef and Teach Kids To Learn Foundation. Bianca endorses Meg, Calayan Surgicenter, and Globe: Blackberry.

Bossa Nova Queen Sitti is a regular fixture on ASAP. She is busy doing corporate, provincial and international shows: December 2 (Pagcor Cebu), December 3 (Pagcor Tagaytay), December 7-11 (Kuwait with Richard Poon), December 23 (Sorsogon Festival at Sorsogon), and December 31 (New Year Countdown at Makati Shangri-la). She will have a year-end concert at the Music Museum on December 29.

Funnyman Pooh is busy with Banana Split and corporate shows. Pooh will have a Canada Tour on December 1 to 5. He has a year-end concert at Metrobar on December 29. He endorses House Topping’s Inasal.

K Brosas is part of the teleserye Maria La Del Barrio starring Erich Gonzales and Enchong Dee. She is busy with corporate shows and provincial live gigs: December 3 (Dagupan City) and December 10 (Ayala Center Cebu). She endorses Wings Detergent.

Drew Arellano is the reliable travel companion with his show Weekend Getaway on GMA News TV. Drew is seen on the early-morning show Unang Hirit and the trivia show AHA on GMA-7. He is also one of the most sought-after hosts in corporate shows. Drew won as Best Educational Program Host in ENPRESS. He endorses Milo Energy Drink and Smart.

Husband and wife Ariel Rivera and Gelli de Belen are busy with their respective careers. Gelli has regular show Gellicious. She endorses Alaska, PLDT, Caltrate, Green Cross Alcohol & Soap and Kraft Food. After starring in Mula sa Puso, Ariel will start taping his new teleserye on ABS-CBN. He has a Christmas tour show at Casino Filipino branches: December 1 (Paranaque), December 3 (Hyatt), December 4 (Tagaytay), December 8 (Heritage), December 10 (Cebu), December 11 (Bacolod), December 15 (Angeles), December 17 (Davao), and December 18 (Pavilion).

Dawn Zulueta will be next seen on the new ABS-CBN series titled “Walang Hanggan.” She endorses Robinsons Department Store, Marie France, Facial Care, Gain Advance Plus, and Golden Fiesta.

Gretchen Barretto is busy preparing for her new teleserye on ABS-CBN. She won the Best Female Drama Actress for “Magkaribal” in PMPC’s Star Awards. She endorses Downy, Pantene, Ambi Pur, IZI Premium Collagen, and Admiral Bay Suites.

Amy Perez hosts TV5’s Face to Face, Untold Stories, Sapul, and K-Club. She is part of the movie Enteng Kabisote. Tintin Bersola-Babao hosts TV5’s K-Club and Sapul, as well as corporate shows. She endorses Smart Steps, Axion, EQ Baby Diaper, and Ainon Baby Products.

Arnold Reyes plays the best friend of Ogie Alcasid’s character on GMA Telebabad’s Daldalita. Hunk actor Tom Rodriguez endorses Hanford. Aiko Melendez is part of the teleserye Reputasyon on ABS-CBN. Kim Idol has regular live gigs at Zirkoh and Klownz. He has a show with K-La Rivera titled The Beauty and The Beautician in Ozamiz on December 8.

K-La Rivera is a MYX VJ. She is regularly seen on ASAP Rocks. She has a show with Kim Idol titled The Beauty and The Beautician in Ozamiz on December 8. New artist Garie Concepcion is busy promoting her self-titled debut album under Star Records.

Bobby Garcia directs Atlantis Productions’ Little Mermaid which runs from November 18 to December 11 at the Meralco Theatre while Direk Laurice Guillen is part of ABS-CBN’s Reputasyon. GB Sampedro directs TV5’s Paparazzi and Gellicious as well as corporate events and concerts.

Duncan Ramos is regularly seen on ASAP. Aside from corporate shows, he is busy with his concert Unleashing the Knight tomorrow (December 3) at Metrobar, West Avenue in Q. C. He will have a show at Ultra on December 20.

ABS-CBN news anchors Julius Babao and Karen Davila are regularly seen on Bandila and Teleradyo.

Dominic Ochoa, Hermes Bautista, Jett Pangan, Ima Castro, Neri Naig, Verni Varga, The Company, and Triz Reyes are busy with their various showbiz projects.

For inquiries, call Backroom at 4351108 and 4351120 or email at backroominc@hotmail.com

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Vilmanians naman ang gustong paligayahin ni Ate Vi

KAKAIBA talaga ang pagiging thoughtful ng Queenstar for all Seasons na si Ms. Vilma Santos.

Hayan at sa kabila ng sandamakmak na trabaho at iba pang pressing commitments, di pa rin niya nakalilimutan ang kanyang Vilmanians who are going to be tremendously happy one of these days for she purportedly intends to host a Christmas party for all of them.

“Napagbigyan ko na rin naman ang nakararami, it’s about time na ang Vilmanians ko naman ang pagtoonan ko nang pansin,” she coos.

Well, deserved lang naman ng mga avid fans ni Ate Vi ang sila naman ang pagbuhusan nang atensyon at panahon ng Batangas governor for they have always been there for the queenstar in the most trying moments of her career.

One thing that I’m particularly impressed about them is the fact that they are a disciplined lot and they always act in accordance with decorum.

It’s been more than five decades and yet their support and unfading idolatry for their queen has never tarnished or faded with the passing of time.

Well, kung lahat naman ng artista ay tulad ni Ate Vi, aba’y magiging napakaganda ng show business.

She is never selfish to give back what her loyal followers have given her in the many decades that she’s been in the business.

Ikaw na ang maging Queenstar for all Seasons!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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