Sad ang hunk actor na natalbugan na siya ng dati niyang amigo at bedmate
TIPONG sunud-sunod ang mga kabonggahang pelikula ng isang hunk actor na kalilipat lang sa isang five-star movie and teevee outfit.
Hayan at eskalera na naman ang role niya sa latest offering ng isang enduring movie company samantalang ‘yung ‘amigo’ niya ay sad to-the-max dahil ang fantaserye niya ay sisinghap-singhap na sa rating at di hamak na mas mataas pa raw ang rating nito nu’ng time na ang naroroon ay ang morenong young hunk na lamyaera raw off-cam pero brusko naman, in fairness, on cam. Hahahahahahaha!
‘Yan ang hirap kapag your main pre-occupation is maintaining or augmenting your pleasant good looks and physique, to the detriment of your acting skills.
Through the years, wala nang ginawa ang young hunk na ‘to kundi panatilihing in tip-top shape ang kanyang katilam-tilam na pangangatawan and honing his acting skills has become his second priority.
On top of that, he has become delusory too of his stature and there are projects that he would accept, only to turn them down afterwards supposedly because of an earlier commitments that has suddenly materialized.
Ang ending, siya itong sisinghap-singhap na ang career at wala yatang filmfest entry, samantalang ‘yung iba riyang di hamak na mas sikat naman siya ay humahataw sa rami ng mga eskalerang projects.
Ang karma… bow!
Ang nakaaaning-aning pa, ‘yung superdaks na male starlet niyang bossom buddy (na occasionally ay kanyang kasupsupsan.. kasupsupan daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) ay bloomingdale na nga ang showbiz career at napakinabangan nang husto ang kanyang sumptuous tarugs sa bagong network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan. Hakhakhak!
But what is so riotously funny is the fact that he is supposedly all gorgeous body and no imposing dick at all.
Aanhin mo nga naman ang katawan na pagkaganda-ganda kung wala namang nota?
Wala raw nota, o! Hakhakhak!
That is the tragedy of this young man who might be gifted with a good succulent body but the legs are not that toned and proportional to his gorgeous upper body.
What is really abysmally sad is the fact that the new breed of young actors at the network he used to reign supreme at is now being peopled with so many delectable newcomers (actors in particular) who are not only divine-looking but veritably hot at the acting department as well. Hahahahahaha!
Saan na ngayon pupulutin ang ilung aktor na nilalangaw raw ang bagong fantaseryeng sinalihan kaya malapit na yatang matigbak. Hakhakhak!
For us, that’s a real tragedy.
Agaw-eksena ang ganda ni Lovi Poe
BONGGA talaga si Mother Lily Monteverde.
Imagine, sa kanyang movie outfit lang nagkakasama-sama ang mga actor at actresses ng Star Cinema, GMA-7, TV5 at Viva films.
Eskalerang talaga ang latest offering ng kanyang Regal Multimedia, Inc. (Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow headlining the unfading Maricel Soriano in a role whose nuances she has assiduously perfected through the years) kung saan napagsama-sama niya sina Gabby Concepcion, Jericho Rosales, Dennis Trillo, Carla Abellana, Solenn Heussaff, Paulo Avelino, Eula Caballero, Agot Isidro, Ronaldo Valdez at Lovi Poe in one thunderbolt of a movie that will surely keep you glued to your seats this coming Metro Manila Film Festival if only because of the splendid direction of Jun Lana and the awe-inspiring ensemble acting of the whole cast.
But at the presscon proper of the movie that was held at the imposing hotel owned by the empress dowager of Regal Mother Lily Monteverde, eye-catching ang simple beauty ni Lovi Poe who was then not in the least bit flamboyantly outfitted the way Solenn and Carla Abellana have been but suffice to say, she was, nonetheless, eye-catchingly beautiful.
I’m not a big fan of Lovi Poe myself but my eyes were totally riveted to her simple get-up while she was seated beside the hunky Jericho Rosales.
May arrive naman palang talaga ang kanyang simpleng ganda lalo na’t she’s back to her old fighting form after languishing in that almost skeletal form she used to be identified with.
Nahalata siguro niyang tsumaka siya the past few months dahil sa sobrang pangangayayat niya kaya bumawi siya at nagkalaman naman in the right places.
Anyway, as always, stand-out daw sa movie ang sterling performance ni Maricel Soriano na halatang na-starstruck si Echo dahil habang nage-emote raw ang diamond star before the cameras ay pinakatititigan niya ito nang husto.
O, devah? Hakhakhak!
Diyan nagsisimula ‘yan. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Shakira si Eugene Domingo sa ‘Rain, Rain Go Away’ episode nila sa ‘Shake, Rattle & Roll
EVER since she started out in the movies many years ago, it has been one of Eugene Domingo’s fondest dreams to star in an episode of Regal films’ well-followed horror trilogy “Shake, Rattle & Roll (13th).
Kaya naman speechless raw siya when Mother Lily Monteverd accosted her one day and offered the lead role at the Rain, Rain, Go Away episode that’s being directed by Chris Martinez.
Maganda ang kanilang episode since it’s timely and highly relevant since it primarily deals with nature’s wrath.
Ang nakaaaning pa, Chris Martinez, the episode’s megman wanted live special effects and not the usual computer generated one.
To make the scene credible and believable, Regal Entertainment had a giant pool constructed where the episodes highlights would take place.
“Nakakaloka ang mga eksena namin,” trills the comedy queen. “Feeling talaga namin katapusan na ng buhay namin habang nakikipaglaban kami sa ilalim ng tubig.
“Honestly, lumabas na yatang lahat ng emosyon ko sa habang nasa loob kami ng giant pool.
“Sa awa ng Diyos,” she adds guffawing good-naturedly, “nakalabas naman kami nang buhay kahit basang-basa at lamog na lamog ang aming mga katawan.”
Anyway, if she was riotously funny in most of her comedic movies, this time the performance of the entire cast will send shivers down everyone’s spine this Christmas.
Di marunong masilaw sa anda si Sarah
MATALINO at may values itong si Sarah Geronimo.
Imagine, TV5’s offer is mind-bogglingly enticing but she has adamantly refused to be duped.
Oo nga’t highly remunerative ang offer ng TV5 but Sarah knows that in the end, moving to that network would prove to be her own funeral.
Her own funeral daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!
“Sabi po ni Sarah,” reports an avid fan of hers, “hangga’t gusto siya ng Kapamilya network, mananatili siya rito.
So, kung ililipat siya ni Boss Vic del Rosario in the near future, napilitan lang siya.
“Kitang-kita naman kasing happy talaga siya sa Kapamilya network at ayaw niyang umalis.
“Sabi nga niya, hindi lahat puro pera na lang. Dos ang nagpasikat kay Sarah kaya malaki ang utang na loob niya rito.
“Di man napantayan ng Kapamilya network ang offer ng TV5, pinatunayan niyang tumatanaw siya ng utang na loob sa Channel 2.
“Sabi nga ni Peter Ledesma, ‘Aanhin mo ang pera kung mababawasan naman ang popularity mo?’ Nabasa ko sa Remate ‘yan. Agree ako.”
Grabe ang appeal ni Ate Vi.. pati mga bagets hatak niya!
IBA talaga kapag hardworking ang isang artista at mapagmahal sa kanyang career. In the long haul, mamahalin din siya nito.
Look at the Queenstar Ms. Vilma Santos, she has been most hardworking and unfailingly dedicated to her craft, in the end, it has come to love her back also.
So far, if the new breed of young actors and actresses are going to be asked whose career they would want to emulate, their answer is none other than the Queenstar for all Seasons Ate Vi.
Sa episode na lang ng Bandila ni Kuya Boy Abunda last December 6 when upcoming young actress Julia Montes was asked if who among the stars of today she’d like to do a particular scene with, her unblinking answer was Ms. Vilma Santos.
“Kasi mga eksena niya’y de kalidad,” she says in a straightforward manner and with unwavering conviction to boot. “Ramdam at tagos talaga!”
Hahahahahahahaha! Laban ka?
Iba naman kasi ang na-accomplish ng isang Vilma Santos in the many years that she’s been in the business.
Unwaveringly. Doggedly. She has worked assiduously in perfecting her craft, it’s but fitting and imperative that it should be loving her back with the same passion and intensity.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.