Callboy mentality na aktor sineryoso ng dancer/actress

LOVE indeed is blind and lovers cannot see.

Parang di kapani-paniwala but it’s palpably true.

Hayan at iniwan ng dancer/actress ang kanyang promising career all in the name of love.

Mantakin mong ‘pagpapakabaliw’ sa pananaw nang nakararami, nga naman ang ginawang pagtalikod ng sexy dancer/actress na ‘to sa kanyang showbiz career all in the name of love.

Sa totoo, she was once one of the promising talents of this woman who started out in the business as a dancer herself and was able to put up her own talent management company out of sheer hard work and handling talents whose expertise happen to be their awesome terpsichorean skills.

Looking back, isa nga sa kanyang mga talentong humahataw talaga ang popularidad ay ang petite na dancer/actress na ‘to na may talent talaga sa acting.

But somewhere along the way, her career has suffered a big blow when she started to refuse donning sexy outfits that used to be her stock in trade when she was still a hot dancer of the company owned by this qoundam dancer-turned talent manager.

Nevertheless, sayang naman ang career niyang iniwan in lieu of being a Born Again Christian.

Hindi naman sa minamasama namin ang kanyang pagiging servant of the Lord pero puede naman sigurong magsilbi siya sa Diyos nang may career pa rin on the side.

Ang nakababaliw pa, ang na-meet niya at naging dyowa ay isang lalaking matagal ding naging active sa paglalako ng notes sa mga vaklushi na may anda.

Hahahahahaha! Matatandaang laging paldo raw noon ang pitaka ng ombaw na ‘to samantalang di naman siya hot actor na maituturing. Hahahaha!

Mas effect pala ang hot nota (hot notaw raw, o! Hahahahaha!) dahil mas madaling humamig ng kadatungan as compared sa mga hard-working actor na patang-pata na ang katawan sa magdamagang taping sessions but the take home pay is not at all that impressive.

But then, baka naman he’s a changed person now at iginarahe muna ang kanyang que sabrosong nota (Hahahahahaha!) kaya nag-jibe in na silang dalawa ng babaeng mahinhin na ‘to na ang mga roles rati ay may pagka-contravida.

Pero sayang talaga. Puede naman sigurong maging active sa trabaho while serving the Lord on the side.

After all, He’s never selfish and He always wants to give us the best that life has to offer.

One thing na napupuna ko lang sa mga Born Again (and I hope I’m not being too uncouth and cavalier in my observation) Christian is the fact that they seem to have lost their innate sparkle and beauty when they become servants of the Lord when it should be the other way around.

Nevertheless, happiness is where you find it, let us leave them into their world where they have purportedly find real fulfillment.

‘Yun nga lang, true kayang behave na ang nota (behave na raw, o! Hakhakhak!), I mean ang ombaw na ‘to, at di na suma-sideline sa mga vaklushi?

Hahahahahahaha! Pardon me if I’m judgmental and uncouth but I have this gut feeling that he still does it occasionally.

Occasionally raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I’m sure! Very, very SURE!

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ER Ejercito darling of the press

IBA talaga ang klase ng pagkatao nitong si Governor ER Ejercito. Hindi man nag-number one sa box-office ang kanyang The Asiong Salonga Story, it made truckloads of money nonetheless and that naturally made him happy and in the mood to share his blessing to the working press who have always been with him all the way.

Kaya naman may thanksgiving press lunch siya sa Club Filipino if only to show his kind of appreciation to them for going out of their way to help him out with his film which is raking in dough as of press time.

‘Yan ang maliwanag na good karma.

Ito kasing si Gov ay talagang likas na mabait at most giving na taong matatawag.

He is not the kind who’d discriminate the press he’s dealing with and is not known for being antagonistic or cavalier.

No wonder, he’s good karma all the way.

Ang vibes ng nakararami, magkakasundo raw silang muli ni Direk Tikoy Aguiluz at magiging positibo rin ang outcome ng Emilio Aguinaldo Story na pagsasamahan nila ng Superstar na si Ms. Nora Aunor.

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How nice of Ate Shawie to remember

ISA sa mga unexpected gifts na natanggap namin lately ay galing kay Megastar Sharon Cuneta. How nice of Shawie to remember us considering the fact that we haven’t seen her for quite sometime lately.

She really has a most retentive memory and she never forgets people she gets to meet no matter how fleeting that meeting might be.

No wonder, good breaks are coming her way in a most abundant manner.

Imagine, 1 billion lang naman ang contract niya sa TV5 at masasabing unprecedented ito.

Thanks Shawie for the nice thoughts. I’m so glad to know that you still remember me after many months of not seeing you in person.

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Ilusyunadang laos!

HAHAHAHAHA! Nakapangingilabot ang pantasya ng oslang hubaderang ito na in fairness ay sumikat naman nu’ng panahong di pa uso ang laptop at manual pa ang mga camerang ginagamit sa shooting. Hahahahahaha!

Imagine, kapag nakikita namin ito sa mga sosyalan ay feeling sikat pa rin gayung matagal nang humulas ang make-up sa kanyang mukha at ang katawan niyang naging puhunan para siya sumikat at magkapangalan ay natuyot na at sokpalites na ang kanyang wetpaks so to speak. Hahahahahahaha!

Sokpalites na raw ang wetpaks, o! Hahahahaha!

Imagine, kahit daw sa isang reality show kung saan sumali siya at ang kanyang mukhang chabokang anak, talaga raw may attitude pa rin ang babaeng tuyut na tuyot na ang buhok at nangangalirang na to be blunt about it. Hahahahahaha!

Naku, lola, put a stop to your delusions because your time as one of the hottest bold actresses in the land had long seen better days.

Pasaksakan mo nga pala ng collagen ang butt mo dahil wala na itong kalaman-laman at sokpalites na ever. Hahahahahaha!

Bakit pa kasi nagpa-noselift, hindi naman nakatulong para ma-enhance ang kanyang beauty kundi naging isang malaking factor pa para maging katawa-tawa ito ever. Hahahahahaha!

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Ate Vi’s unmatched humanity

SHE’S been around for quite sometime in the business but her charm and unfading beauty can still make heads turn in the few times that she would attend some showbiz functions and other related events.

Queenstar Vilma Santos is the perfect example of what one’s vanity (in a good sense) can do to an actress to shine and look her best at an age when most would otherwise hide from the public for fear of being written about in a most negatively lacerating light.

Bibihira nga siguro ang tulad niyang artistang-artista pa rin ang dating sa kabila ng pamamalagi niya nang limang dekada sa daigdig ng pelikula.

Hahahahahahaha!

Her secret? Maybe it’s her good heart that only sees the good traits in any person
that she gets to hobnob or do some negotiations with.

‘Yung ibang artista riyan, ni 1/15th ng narating ni Ate Vi ay hindi pa nila nararating pero ang titindi na agad ng kanilang mga ilusyon.

But Ate Vi, her gigantic accomplishments in the business notwithstanding, has remained humble and within the reach of everyone. No wonder, she is one of the well  loved personalities in the country today.

Ikaw na ang maging Queenstar for all seasons! Di ba naman Ate Aida Fandialan?

‘Yun na!

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Sinseridad ni Cong. Roman mas feel ni Shalani compared sa mga brilyante ni Willie

SANG-AYON sa mga close friends ni Konsehala Shalani Soledad, mas feel daw nito ang diamond engagement ring na bigay ni Cong. Roman Romulo as compared sa diamond-studded rings na bigay ni Pareng Willie Revillame. Hahahahahaha!

Obvious ba kung bakit? Aanhin mo naman kasi ang matataray na diamonds kung wala namang sincerity ang nagbigay nito? Di ba naman?

Oo nga’t mas liquid nga siguro si Willie at umaapaw ang kanyang kadatungan pero mas sincere naman si Cong. Roman (and very appealing, too! Hahahahahahaha!) to the point that he’s more than willing to marry her any time.

‘Yan naman talaga ang hanap ng isang babae, ang seryosohin sila at di gawing laruan.

Kuha mo, Don Willie?

‘Yun na!

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Jon Hall kapanta-pantasya!

SAWA na raw sa mga boy-next-door type ang ilang readers natin kaya for a change, we’re featuring today a big hunk of a man to satisfy the endless longings of our readers.

And when you speak of machismo, no one beats Jon Hall in this department.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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