Dapat ay maging discreet sa mga churvahan para walang sex video na kakalat!

PINAGKAKAGULUHAN daw these days ang ‘sex’ video nina Ramgen Revilla at Janelle Manahan sa internet. Kung papanong nangyari ito ay isang bagay na pinagtatakhan nang nakararami dahil hindi naman daw si Hayden Kho ang anak ni Mang Ramon Revilla na mag-e-enjoy na kunan in all its gory details ang kanilang super intimate ‘moments’ ni Janelle.

Besides, hindi naman sila mga bold actor na mapi-feel na i-document ang kanilang intimate moments in a most scandalous light.

Kaya kung sinuman ang may kagagawan nito ay kilabutan naman sana specially so now that one of the main protagonists in that video is now already dead.

Wala na ba tayong respeto sa ating kapwa?

Huwag naman.

Sana, things like this should not be flaunted for the public to see and devour.

Ang nakababaliw pa, pamilya ni Ramgen ang pinagbibintangang may kagagawan daw nito.

Over naman!

Don’t we have any respect for the dead?

Anyhow, maging lesson sana ito sa mga lovers riyan, the movie people in particular, to be discreet when it comes to their sexcapades.

Kung nag-experiment kayong kunan ang inyong mga sarili habang ginagawa ‘yun, make it a point to have it destroyed afterwards.

Mahirap na kung may ibang makakuha niyan at ilagay kayo sa internet. Hahahahahaha!

Oks lang sana kung maganda ang anggulo n’yo. What if it’s your bad angle that’s been photographed and your dick is not at all that promising and pictorial pretty? Pictorial pretty raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Mahirap na, di ba?

‘Yun na! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Miyembro ng Mutual Admiration Society sina Gov. ER at Direk Tikoy kaya swak na ang pagbabati nila

NANG tawagin daw ang best director category at ang direktor ng Asiong Salonga ang nanalo, pangalan daw ni Direk Tikoy ang paulit-ulit na sinisigaw ni Gov. ER Ejercito.

Obviously, the good-natured governor still holds the famed director in high esteem, their sensationalized gap notwithstanding.

Kaya one of these days, expect an emotional reconciliation between the two camps.

Dati naman kasi nilang nirerespeto ang isa’t isa, I see no reason why they wouldn’t be reunited soon.

Maganda kasi ang outcome ng The Asiong Salonga Story kaya I’m positive that they would bury the hatchet at the soonest possible time and all would be well again just like the way it used to.

Oo nga’t maraming director na makukuha sina Gov. ER but director like Tikoy A., who can blend artistry with commercial success, is definitely a rarity.

Ang ganda kaya ng visuals ni Direk Tikoy as seen in the movie Asiong Salonga.

After everything is said and done, both camp will surely come to the stark realization how they still need each other to be able to achieve the kind of success that they would want to accomplish.

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Kahawig na raw namin si Ate Vi (How flattering!)

HABANG busy kami sa aming editing chore, biglang nag-text sa amin ang isang avid fan ng Queenstar for all seasons na si Ms. Vilma Santos just to tell us how he supposedly finds some appealing similarities between us and the famed actress-turned politician.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

How flattering! But Ate Vi’s features are more defined and stunning as compared to ours.

“Yo! Kuya Pete,” so says Nestor, Ate Vi’s dyed-in-the-wool follower. “Pinagmasdan ko pic ni Ate Vi kasama sina Coney (Reyes) at Xyriel Manabat and you know, hawig you na pala siya, lalo na ang eyes.

“Tsinita rin kasi si Ate Vi eh.

“Di nga,” he further insists, “hawig you siya sa pic na ‘yun. O, di ba nakahahawa ang beauty ni Ate Vi?

“Ganda mo, teh!”

Well, Queen Vi’s a stunning beauty and to be told that we have some kind of similarities is something that I would always be proud of.

Anyway, I’m so happy to have known her avid Vilmanians who are nice and warm just like their idol.

Textmates ko na nga sina Jojo Lim, Master Joey at Cesar Santiago and I find them really nice and sweet just like their idol Ate Vi.

Even Ate Aida Fandialan is also very warm and accommodating, I feel so blessed to have known these people, their Queen in particular.

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Sariwa, gwaping at may ‘K’ ang ‘alaga’ pero bakit iniwan ng asawa?

HAHAHAHA! Marami ang nagtataka kung bakit iniwan ng kanyang ‘asawa’ ang gwaping na sexy actor na ‘to na ang siyete’y eskalera raw ang tarugs kaya feel na feel bosohan ng mga baklitas sa shootings at tapings nito.

Hindi raw kasi ito maarte at todo pa siyang maghubad sa mga indie movie niyang ginagawa.

‘Yun nga lang, di raw ito ‘yung tipong paternal dahil parang mga tropa lang niya kung ituring ang kanyang mga anak.

Kunsabagay, he’s still too young to be taking his role as a father seriously.

Kapag lumalabas nga siya sa mga malls, riveted talaga sa kanyang bulging crotch ang mga otaw, the gays in particular. Hahahahahahahaha!

Well, can’t blame them. He’s quite tall kasi and is gifted with a flawless skin tone and a face that seems to promise one thousand and one excitement in bed. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, with all his asset, tipong hindi ito sapat para mapaligaya niya si misis.

Mas gusto raw kasi nito ang isang lalakeng mature at solid at tipong knight in shining armor chuva.

Eh, churva ang specialty ni papa. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Pero kung hindi lang mapaghanap si misis, perfect husband nang maituturing ang ating bida.

‘Yun nga lang, ganon daw talaga, kung ano’ng wala sa ‘yo, siyang hinahanap mo.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Eskalera ang ganda pero super cheap talaga

MARAMI ang nanghihinayang sa riveting kind of beauty ng babaeng ito.

Sa totoo, kaakit-akit siya at mala-labanos ang kanyang ganda.

Kung hindi mo siya kilala, mai-impress ka sa kanyang sariwang-sariwang ganda.

‘Yun nga lang, if you know the woman behind the image, chances are, you’re bound to lose interest.

Ang dali-dali kasing bumigay nito sa mga lalaki lalo na’t may wheels ka. Hahahaha!

Kaya nga siguro hindi siya sumikat-sikat ay dahil sa nati-turn-off sa kanya ang network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan dahil ang dami-rami niyang lalaki at kapag senglot na siya, ‘yun na! Hahahahahahaha!

Lumalabas ang kanyang from the gutters na pag-uugali.

Oh, well, breeding is something that you don’t acquire. It’s something that’s innate in you. Tipong either you have it or you don’t.

Need I say more?

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

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